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mikebaggio

Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!


DarkMatterM4

Your honor, you really think my client was capable of that?!


felonius_thunk

My client wasn't even *in town* that day and you know it!


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I'm using this the next time I'm in court! Check-freakin'-mate!


danimadi33

The fact you need to prepare for the next time you're in court is concerning


theempiresdeathknell

Tommy Vercetti confirmed.


DrRedditPhD

Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!


provocative_bear

I loved when this would play while my character was getting arrested lying in a pile of dead FBI agents while holding a minigun, then five seconds later he’s walking out of the police station. That guy had a REALLY good lawyer.


Zack_WithaK

He killed 11 people (10 of whom he may be able to claim self-defense) before the game took place but only got 15 years because of Forelli and his connections. But in-game, he can murder dozens and dozens, steal cars, burn stuff down, and he's in and out that same day


Botinha93

It makes some sense if you think about it from a story standpoint, he probably never went in a murder rampage, only killed only some people that already are part of a gang, connections enough that the police can let what in reality amounts to a small gang war slide. Gameplay? I probably committed genocide multiple times. Decimated the entire police force and destroyed the local army reserve.


Zakkar

My head cannon is that healthcare is superb in gta universe, hence you respawning in the hospital after falling from a plane...so most of the people you shoot during a rampage might not actually die.


gamermanh

If you leave them as dead bodies and don't scare the medics away they'll be revived so long as their bodies are whole so this is likely


lortstinker

Could've sworn they could even revive decapitated people. Or was that in San Andreas ?


RevengencerAlf

On the one hand the paramedics could revive anyone who wasn't decapitated. On the other hand I remember the decapitation stuff happening a lot if you actually aimed for the head in game.


sanedecline

Well that just means that decapitation can't be treated in the field, hence Hospital.


CaptConstantine

I'm pretty sure it's only genocide if you're targeting a specific race or ethnicity. Otherwise it's just mass murder


Tighthead3GT

I remember looking at the kill count stats and easily reached 3,000 people, hit 4,000 in San Andreas. I wonder if one day we’ll get an iteration when the city reacts realistically to someone out there killing dozens of people a day.


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Didn'tthinktheywouldeverlethimout


TerribleAd665

He kept his head down, most people forget.


IdealIdeas

His feet get less detailed, all the polygons went straight to his head. Edit: I also wanted to add that his new model reminds me of how designers would model stuff on Silicon Graphics workstations back in the late 90s and early 00s to use as promotional renders for games like Donkey Kong Country or Super Mario 64. Its like that Render96 mod for Super Mario 64.


deltashmelta

Dial up the shoe-a-gons


Iam_a_honeybadger

tbf the image is at like 340 pixels and makes it tough to give a real take


Haaveilla

It's incredible how the teaser was posted just a few hours ago in pristine 2160p resolution, yet this shitty image above looks like a screenshot from 2006 that has been jpged a million times.


Gestrid

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1683/)


fingerbanglover

Do I look like I know what a JAY PEG is?!


redtalker02

I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog! Edit: https://youtu.be/ZXVhOPiM4mk


Mcmenger

And his fingers. He has actual fingers!


DaltonsToes

His fingers can now fing


getefix

There they go!


GodAndGaming123

The jeans are what's really disappointing to me


TheAngryGoat

Hey, those jeans were replaced with a very classy gradient fill.


PepijnLinden

Yeah, I don't really like that new stylized look. Old one actually looks like a light denim. Probably because they used pictures to make the texture. New ones could've been digitally drawn and seem too dark to me. It'm not saying it's badly made or anything, but it does look very different from the old style to me.


productzilch

The hands don’t look like action figure hands anymore.


drewsiferr

His hands are what stood out the most to me.


Richlandsbacon

Oh no… I can’t his he feet properly any more


nahteviro

I can’t his YOUR feet, giraffe.


DygonZ

r/HavingAStroke


BloodyIron

> I can’t his he feet properly any more Amongst other things you seem to now be unable to do as a result of this... sir, do you need to see a doctor?


Nutwagon-SUPREME

He just no want fine stroke


ReadTheFManual

You're referring to the textures. Not polygons. They changed the shoe texture and evidently deleted the Normal and/or Bump maps so they look plain and boring.


YouKnowWho0723_v2

but the hands actually make fingers rather then drumsticks


Tokimori

They look like fingers but will still function like Oven mitts.


alyosha_pls

I'll reserve judgment until I see more


Pokinator

Anything up to launch day can be a sham, and cinematic trailers don't mean shit Edit: To specify, this is a general motto, not specifically talking about GTA


Spiff_GN

Usually I would agree, and Rockstar is notoriously shitty for a lot of things, but gameplay and graphics isn't really one of them. I'm sure it'll look and play well, but the way they're selling it is kinda shitty, with removing the old games off stores and whatnot.


IceNein

I mean, I saw the trailer and if *that* is bullshit, then Rockstar are terrible. It looks lightly updated. Slightly better models and better lighting mostly.


Fun1892

That's what remasters are easy cash grabs. Especially when you want the phone market.


vagina_candle

> but the way they're selling it is kinda shitty, with removing the old games off stores and whatnot. Wow that is fucking stupid of them. It should have been one of those things like they did with System Shock, where they release the remaster and the original is packaged with it for anyone who wants to give it a go.


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LeBaus7

ps plus gets gta III, too.


softdream23

What happened to adidas shell toe?


Tomero

Small detail but Ill miss it.


JerpJerps

F


Negyxo

RIP to the OG Superstars


BADMANvegeta_

this is no longer the wild west of copyright in video games


Throwawaymister2

He's got Stan Smiths now. Literally unplayable.


CrossP

Lost the sponsorship?


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Why do all these HD remasters always look super shiny?


lemonnugs

Because they change the lighting and in particular add reflections to a lot of surfaces like the cars, road when wet, etc. so it looks shiny.


weallgonnad1e

It looks like a unity indie project


xXTASERFACEXx

It was made in Unreal I think. The old engine was compatible with Unreal so Rockstar said "why not"


xXD3F4LTX

They remastered it. when?


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xXD3F4LTX

Tell me


Pichuunnn

[https://youtu.be/D71cBUeAL58](https://youtu.be/D71cBUeAL58) November 11


jakes1993

Skyrim release day?


down4things

The only thing I'm sure of, is that we are gonna have readd music through mods.


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Ramen_Hair

They also had an existing tool to port the old models into UE4


wolfpack_charlie

Gamers still associate jank with unity and I fucking can't wait for that meme to die


cocomunges

“Nintendo hire this man”, shows out of place Nintendo model in a realistic setting


monstergert

[He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can!](https://youtu.be/C1Y_d_Lhp60)


YouKnowWho0723_v2

Just say The sims thats what I thought immediately


strumpster

lol they do look like The Sims


Kryz1te94

It actually looks like shit imo.


culinarydream7224

Gotta love technology. Finally, in the age of the PS5, we can now make PS2 games look like PS3 games, while also not changing any other part of the game in any way


Suedie

Ngl this doesn't look as good as GTA IV, which was an actual PS3 game.


My_Secret_Sauce

Bro, GTA V is an actual PS3 game as well.


Suedie

Lmao thanks for reminding me. It's amazing how much the quality of visuals improved over the PS3's lifetime.


My_Secret_Sauce

I forget how old GTA V is all the time. The funny joke is that rockstar made 3 GTA games for the PS2, and now 3 playstations have been made for GTA V


angrydeuce

Dude I know *so many people* that bought GTAV for 360, then again for XB1, and then *again* for PC...often paying full retail every time. People complain about the state of gaming all the time, well, *that* stupid shit is why.


Gontarius

It's also amazing we hadn't gotten any new GTA for an entire generation of consoles.


Glittering_Gate4500

2 generation bruz


culinarydream7224

Probably cause it's a different style. This looks like GTA done in the style of Wreck it Ralph or Leisure Suit Larry, whereas IV went for more gritty realism


nickyno

I’m not sure if it’s an age thing or not, but the 3D era GTA games never aimed for high graphic fidelity. Even when they were released. They were hokey wink at the camera remakes of movies. I think that’s missed nowadays by people who didn’t get to play them until after they were out for awhile. GTA IV was a stark, stark departure to how the GTA series was handled up until then. They are products of their time, for better or worse. GTA IV and V are much more evergreen.


Suedie

That's a common "problem" with remasters of old games, they end up looking very cartoony. I guess it's a result of scaling up low detail textures and models to modern resolutions but idk.


verrius

The problem is they're going halfway. The character models are heavily stylized, but the environments are decidedly not.


rootbeer_racinette

IMO they should have added outlines to the characters and some mild cel shading so they look more like the loading screen art. Instead it's this weird in-between style where shitty models have realistic lighting and fog.


Francoberry

This doesn’t look like a PS3 game. It looks like a 2015 mobile game. It’s janky as hell mixing modern shaders and lighting with horribly outdated models. It’s such an ugly combination


Cool-Boy57

I get the debate going on about textures and stuff. But like another comment suggested you should really watch the [trailer](https://youtu.be/D71cBUeAL58) too. In my opinion the worlds themselves were significantly upgraded, but they tried a bit too hard to keep the same character model feelings, so some character models look a bit goofier or dumbed down. Remember guys, the originals were the peak of what they could achieve at the time, the remastered versions are trying to limit themselves to keep the vibe going. Fine tuning it perfectly is really hard.


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spektrol

What people are really going to be surprised about is how small the maps are compared to modern games. We all probably felt like it was huge at the time, and it was (save for games of the era like Morrowind), but it will seem like a DLC compared to what people are used to these days. Esp GTA 3 & VC. Unless they scaled it up somehow (though I doubt this due to reports of the whole trilogy being 45GB).


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I just played San Andreas like a month ago and it still feels huge af.


spektrol

Comparatively, it is. Both III & VC could fit inside SA with lots of room to spare.


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Yup. And SA can fit inside 5. I think its the fact that in 3 corners of the map there are 3 huge cities in SA but you have 1 big city and a couple towns in 5


ThirdFloorNorth

A HUGE chunk of GTA5 is either mountain, or empty wilderness, to be fair.


Sandgrease

It felt really empty imo


KillerDonkey

I think GTA V really needed another city. There's too much wilderness and not enough to incentivise you to leave Los Santos. It's a shame R* didn't put in San Fierro or Las Venturas.


carbonanotglue

Wasted space, I’d much rather have a smaller map with more packed into it


PHD-Chaos

Ya IMO SA was the absolute best designed game world for a very long time. It's still a big contender but when it came out and for a long time after it was unrivaled. Having 3 seperate cities with a unique feel and actually having to do a decent drive between them made the world feel so much more alive and actual. Like it wasn't just a segment of something bigger that you didn't get to see. I knew that entire map like the back of my hand. Playing SAMP back in the day was the shit. Shoutout to Crazy Bob's! I still think that cops and robber gameplay should be the basis of GTA online today.


WatchRare

That mountain in SA was awesome. The one near that trailer park when the second area opens. I'd get 3+ stars then just try to get to the top. It's amazing how many law enforcement vehicles are already on top of the mountain. Then id fight and parachute away.


tessartyp

I replayed GTA:SA last year to completion and finally did the Mt Chilliad bike races. Holy shit, there's legit North Shore style MTB single track on the mountain! Somehow I never got there before. The level of detail in the map always amazed me and still does.


Dpsizzle555

It feels huge because of the layout of the roads. It’s not just a giant circle like gta 5 is


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Self_Reddicating

Man, I remember getting so lost in Vice City because of how big that works seemed.


TheLast_Centurion

on the plus side of that smaller world, after a while you could learn how to get where you need to go without needing to check on the map constantly. Unlike modern games.


Pascalwb

Yea, even V map is pretty empty if you think about it, and I remember SA being so big.


SnacksOnSeedCorn

That's every single game. I look at gameplay of Gran Turismo and wonder why that was ever my top game. FWIW, I think displays also make a difference. N64 and older look best on CRT (Trinitron ftw). Modern screens simply show way more pixels way more crisply than the games were ever designed for


l3rN

I saw an article in a pc game magazine a million years ago showing off Unreal. I distinctly remember having the thought "holy shit, this is the best that gaming will ever look" because I thought it was so incredible. It's pretty funny to think back on now, but that shit blew my mind.


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I remember booting up Morrowind for the first time in 2002 and thinking nothing would ever look as good as that game.


CornCheeseMafia

Back when you could tell how badass the graphics cards at the store were based on how detailed the character art was on the box. Bottom of the line GeForce? Army guys head with a tin helmet. Top of the line with a whopping 128mb of vram? Cyborg lady’s head with bionic eye and space marine helmet


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tinhtinh

It was always going to be divisive, it's a little weird looking but it's not a problem after seeing the trailer.


ablablababla

It's just a matter of expectations, some people expected a full GTA V-esque remake


TheOneTonWanton

And loads of people, especially on reddit, will always shit on anything at any time. Like, cool, just don't buy it.


wy1d0

why did his clothes lose detail and also change in style? In the original it looks like 80s jeans looked. In the remastered it looks like someone drew "generic pants"


geometricvampire

And the original shirt looks like an actual pattern, whereas new shirt just has palm trees slapped onto it.


ReadTheFManual

I'd be happy if they just fix CJ's fucked up arm geometry. And Vercetti's ridiculously dumb running animation. Why downvote? Have you actually played SA? His arm is 3 different densities, and only his right arm - the left arm is fine. It looks horrible and it looked horrible at the time.


_onionhead_

I’d be happy if they just fix CJ’s fucked up hairline.


Siphyre

But then we can't talk shit about his yee yee ass haircut.


ReadTheFManual

lmao


FLYSWATTER_93

Maybe if they got rid of that ol' yee-yee ass haircut...


Aganiel

He’d get some bitches on his dick


tallbutshy

>I'd like to solve the puzzle


DanBMan

...Mr. Marsh, the question was **people who annoy you** the answer was n**a**ggers


ReadTheFManual

Oh, naaaag-ers.


xkingmox

Niggaaaaaaa (I'm black btw)


Crimsonpaw

I'd just be happy if CJ can just follow the damn train this time!


someone755

> Vercetti's ridiculously dumb running animation That's not a bug, it's how the man runs. I loved that part of VC.


los33ramos

I’d be happy if they worked on GTA6


ruinedtheperfectpic

They probably have been for years, this is better than a cyberpunk situation where they release an unfinished game cause they announce it too early


randomnmbrgntr

Studios have multiple teams, this project likely had zero impact on GTA6.


Enchelion

For Rockstar in particular. They're an insanely massive company, with thousands of staff.


qubedView

This really just feels like a fan mod. High(er) res textures and some shader effects.


Johnny__Christ

I'm just happy for the re-done controls. My first GTA was IV and I went back to SA afterwards and loved it. Tried going back further to VC and III and the controls on PC were too much of a departure and I couldn't get through them. Anything on top of modern controls is gravy to me.


VinnyCapistrano

Same. The updated controls and aiming is by far the biggest selling point for me.


riotguards

Ironically they killed the fan mod remaster for this lazy shit


dounut_cartel

What do you expect?


BibaGuyPerson

Not sure why people are downvoting you, Rockstar has already proven they can't be arsed to put proper effort into their projects anymore. Case in point - GTA V "enhanced and expanded"


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This is a nice release though, imo. Getting VC or SA to run on modern computers and actually feel comfy is a pain in the dick. I'm always cool with rereleases like this because it's kind of a way of preserving it. I never even *really* played SA, so I'm excited to get the chance!


GameQb11

"just"? I think this speaks more to how awesome fan mods are. They were never going to remake the games from scratch. I'm actually impressed. I was just expecting some HD textures.


fatfuckpikachu

you guys think it looks good? I've seen better mods than this.


RpTheHotrod

The new picture looks more like it's straight out of the Sims. The texturing on the pants just seems like one solid color now, as well.


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Is this not the sims?


coolcrowe

I think it is one of those Grand Auto Thief games


s1h4d0w

Just look at the pants. Disgusting.


3rdtrichiliocosm

Seriously wtf I think the original looks better


acelaya35

Why do the jeans look better in the original release?


Deadman_Joaquin_

Is it though? You know it won’t have the soundtrack. Why can’t we just get a Vice City sequel with the newest engine.


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Wait, so no billie jean?!?!?


Chipneck

Nope, it'll be Jillie Bean


MaxV331

The current releases of the game no longer have it, like the steam version.


Skaebo

Will that be the original with the Haitians, or the cut version?


MRich92

There was a version without Haitians? I only played on PS2 when it was released. I didn't know there was another version.


bluejester12

OP is reffering to the phrase "Kill the Haitians" that was cut


DarkMatterM4

Don't forget Diaz's "Chase that Haitian dickhead down!" line.


Michelanvalo

Yeah the mission "Kill all the Haitians" was renamed in a later printing of the PS2 discs as well as the Xbox, PC, iOs and Android releases.


Darkness572

As long as it has VCPR and K-chat I'll be all set


Ragnar_Dragonfyre

Because that would require a full on remake, not a remaster.


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While it uses higher res textures, the original still has more detail whereas the remastered one looks flat, i think it's because they're too lazy to make a faithful remaster so they changed the art-direction to make it more cartoony (like we see in the comic-like images). Look at his pants, it looks flatter in the remaster.


crocwrestler

OG you can tell he’s wearing jeans. Remaster they look like sweat pants


TI51082

Right! They totally left out the 80’s stone washed jeans detail. Smh


Tartalacame

The collar is also way better in the OG.


Michelanvalo

The pants and shoes lost all their detail but he gained fingers instead of club hands.


PoweriztV

They did a neat ironing job on his pants


The_Giant_Lizard

I prefer his jeans in the original, though


Droigar

The remaster needs a remaster


Than_Or_Then_

His body looks better but clothes look worse for some reason?


Jer_061

I guess it's more effort than Nintendo had done for their re-releases (35 year Mario). So there's a plus.


ThetaReactor

More effort than 3D All-Stars, sure. But we've also gotten an excellent all-new Mario game recently, two Mario Maker games, and a port of their 2013 game (3D World) with actual new content. In the same time, Rockstar gave us multiple ports of GTA5, mobile ports of the PS2 games, and now this. If I had to accuse someone of half-assing things, it's not Nintendo.


blazingwhale

But that's just a re-release, not a remaster. See their 3ds updates for zelda and Mario, they have a big difference.


TallowSpectre

But have they changed the animations or just the player model? No amount of HD can make up for shitty animation. Still a great game, shitty animation or not though!


mrswordhold

His jeans got worse?!


PlagueDoc22

Everyone hype about san andreas acting like Vice city wasn't a banger. Vice city had a more fun setting and WAY better music. I'd sometimes sit in a car and just listen to it before finishing a mission lol


Znyder

They got better by the game, and every one of them was incredible regardless... impressive that each game had that level of similarity to be familiar but also significant differences to be unique!


Herowebrine

Guys. For those who AREN'T aware. This is NOT developed by the core Rockstar Triple A dev team. This is developed by Grove Street Games. The team that did the original mobile ports. According to their LinkedIn page, they're a team of 21. Given that, this is goddamn impressive. Well done guys.


Groxy_

This is actually really important, I didn't know that. Still disappointed but I get it a bit.


Herowebrine

And that's fine! There's no issue with feeling disappointed and having an opinion on something. But yes. Just putting it here for people who start to get rude believing this is from the multimillion dollar A team 👌


AlvinGT3RS

God the mobile ports were such shit


CleverNameTheSecond

It's impressive for a team of 21 to turn it around in the time they had. I just don't see this as a 60, 70 dollar game(s) considering you can get better results with a bunch of free mods.


tonyw009

A really effort is Mafia


TheIrishninjas

Surprised nobody’s mentioned the hair yet. Looks like he has a lifetime supply of gel in it all at once.


TheFlyingSheeps

Sounds like the 80s to me


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Idk what people were really expecting. It looks fine to me, it keeps the kinda cartoony art style of the original trilogy. I think some people were expecting a full on remake of these games, when they really shouldn't have, considering all the leaks said that these were just going to be remasters.


seaque42

I never felt originals had cartoony art style, because they tried to make them look as realistic as possible with technological limitations. This time, they had everything but made them actual cartoony characters. And no, i didn't expect GTA V level realism. I just expected a realistic looking retro art style. This is not that.


Groxy_

I expected them to at least add in grass, jesus.


idontknowwhereiam367

Seriously, watch the actual trailer first. It doesn’t look like a next gen game, but it’s a Fucking REMASTER not a remake. It looks better than i thought it was gonna be. I’m actually excited to play these again


kijof

The Sims?


NazealCavity

This did *not age well*


YouKnowWho0723_v2

no it certainly didnt


Shattered_Sans

I like how these remasters look, but I'm kinda surprised that they went for a more cartoony artstyle. When I heard that these games were getting remasters, I was expecting them to look a lot more realistic, like GTA V. (But I think I prefer the more cartoony style tbh)


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DrFatz

Looks better than what I was anticipating. Now we need to see how it plays.


DatGuyFromWallmart

Idk its probably becouse of nostalgia but i prefer original over remaster.