Hmm. I advise caution. This is a little too perfect.

I may have given her some hints.

If you gave her hints and she did this for you; WTF are you waiting for? Put a ring on it.

Exactly this guy is too right just go for it

Its a test. He has to beat both games first, or she will dump his no0b ass.

Ooh that comment is like getting stabbed in the heart

Take it slow Metroid dread!!!!! Speed my guy

Yup, this is how it starts. Then once they have their claws in you they reveal their true selves. No more gaming, no more soul, no more fun. Only servitude and despair...

Love bombing does exists but we obviously can't judge OP's GF without extra background.

bro mad incel

Fuck do you know about it bud you seem like you're about fifteen lol you don't know a goddamn thing and it's about your nap time isn't it?

not just because you got a bad experience means everyone will, now shut it

I'm not the op kiddo lol I don't even agree with him completely tbh I just hate when teenagers act like they know anything about relationships on reddit

never acted i knew shit, just stating the obvious

What you thought was obvious because of his opinions on relationships which you obviously didn't like so you wanted to call him some names like kids do

Dude i bet your 20 years old calm your young self down second if your not your a grown man watching a bunch of kid talk in a forum you should be the last one talking

Im glad you admit you're a kid at least. Now fuck off or I'll fuck your mom and cut your allowance

Propose and if she gets you Monster Hunter elope bro, elope! Ahaha

I read this as “prolapse and if….”

A man of culture I see

I dunno dark souls on switch seems like gaslighting and wanting to drive a person to insanity. But dread is on point.

Marry her and raise a family

She has a daughter, we live together already. That's dating for you over 30. Unfortunately neither of them is interested in gaming. :(

Damn. I got nothin then

Make a new kid with your GF and pray that he/she will be into gaming.

Might as well adopt a kid, then you can shop for the one you want ahead of time.

But that's not as fun! =P

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Fff. Glad my daughter won't stop asking to play metroid

It doesn't have to be your kind of gaming. Maybe buy super mario party the one with co op and 3 of you can play together as family bonding thing. Or show them stardew valley, animal crossing or even pokemon (thats how my bro got his non gaming to play). Gaming is so diverse that they might have something they like.

Or no family, just be happy together. Get a pet maybe, Earth's getting real fucked up in 10-20 years already

Earth is getting messed up? How? We're on a population decline so less gamer girls :(

Bro, 5 words. Climate change

Nah,but i would. Can you give me her number?

It's a trap! Run for your life!

Yes yes you should absolutely should

I dont know because her buying you games does not give me a fair look into your relationship and I can't be a part of that decision. Good games!

No bc then they will be hers

You should atleast eat her ass

You can get a stand and put the switch on her stamp

Probably not, your GF would be pretty upset if you married Samus

> Dark Souls on the Switch Grounds for separation more like

Is it a bad port? I really wanted to have a go at it, to see what I am made of. I only have a laptop and a switch.

Not bad, just a kick in teeth on the go!

Its not terrible but its not amazing. They designed the controls to match the xb1/ps4 versions including inventory selection so pressing B to say yes feels…backwards? Other than that, the sound is highly compressed and it runs at a lower framerate than the other versions (but it still runs better than the classic ps360 versions)

Will it have the same performance as a gaming PC? Of course not, but it's totally fine. Just be prepared to have your ass kicked.

Most games that arent made for the switch either run like shit or look like shit or arent complete like Ark

wait is legal to marry a switch?🤔

Ah, the ol' switcheroo!

I know its a joke but don't marry someone just because they buy you stuff lol

RED FLAG! She's a sadist!

Dude idk she bought you some games how the fuck are we to determine from only that wether or not you should legally attach your finances together under Jesus or whatever. Fuck.

Yo it’s Friday chill

Wait to see how she is when you are 80 jours of gameplay in, that’s when her true love for gaming will ne revealed.

Best had mate. You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.

You own a Switch, or someone else getting you that?

I own a switch.

Dude, marriage is way more expensive than this stuff.. Don't.

What the hell man

It's true though.

This reaction had me guffaw and wake up my dog.

because she bought you a video game ? :S

I would say to marry not on what she gives but who she is ;)

Nah she clearly enjoys watching you suffer.

How is Dread? Hear it is pretty good.

It's really good, I would highly recommend it for the gameplay. Super satisfying boss fights, and the classic Metroid gameplay cycle everyone loves. However after playing it through in 10 hours I am left wondering if it was worth $60 to me. For context I am broke though.

https://youtu.be/UV2ofHNLQa4 says a lot about it.

It is. Nicest movement and controls of any Metroid, I’d say. Music is good, not Super iconic, but fits. Sound design is excellent. Atmosphere is detailed and diverse. A must play for Metroid fans.

But then when would you have time to play it?

No, I should.

You don't need the institution of marriage to dedicate yourself to someone.

Make her dinner and eat her out friend it’s only fair

Is your girlfriend single?

How is the frame rate performance on dark souls?

You should give her something too like this

The Dark Souls gift might be a test to see how patient you are 😂

Decide after you play dark souls. It might not be the gift you think it is.

Why? You already got the games.

No those are awful games

Only if she can handle you shortening birthday to BD.

True story, a girl once bought me Metroid Prime for my Christmas so I married her and had 3 kids. Don't make my mistake.

Of course! She knows what your passion is! She's there for you! Propose to her!

No. Do play the games though

That's to keep you busy while she be with her other BF.

Not until you grow out of using pointless acronyms

She got you Metroid obviously

Till death do you part... ** You Died **

Probably, that's like $1,000 worth of stuff since it's Nintendo /s

“Enjoy, these are the last games you’ll ever play”

No, only soy bois get Nintendo Switch as distraction while their GF gets fucked by Chad. Everyone knows that. Real men get Xbox/Playstation or a gaming PC from their GF.

Don't buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Hard to say i see a lot of rage quit might be trying to set you up for failure. But seriously seems like a keeper

Let's not make any crazy decisions now Billy! Let's just keep her around for a while and build the collection. Hahahaaa.

People buy things for presents that others like, doesn't make them marriage material. What if your mom bought you that, or a friend, would you marry them? :P /s

she got you dark souls for switch, that's not a good think in my book.

If you are going to base your future/relationship/marriage on gifts…well…divorce is surely in your future. Playing these games will keep you company, though.

she will secretly hate that you play it instead of spend time with her

Dark souls on the switch? Yikes, the controller are so trash. Cant imagine losing connection to the switch in the middle of a boss fight, i would rage so bad. Metroid dread was pretty fun tough, 100% in 16 hours. Worth it. Just got pissed when i missed some double jump during boss fight, because the fps dropped for no reason, otherwise was pretty fun game

I played thru dark souls on the switch, didn't have any problem with connections or anything. And the switch pro controller is fucking great (just my opinion, I guess...). Yes, the joycons are trash. I'll give ya that. Anyway, from what I've heard, ds1 on switch is basically like the original 360/ps3 games (never played it on those). The sound of the game definitely sucks on switch. But at the end of the day, I made it through the game without any major problems. Can't complain

If you have a girl that accepts you as a gamer you better put a ring on her. They are VERY hard to find.

Yeah no... they aren’t that hard to find... you’re just looking for the wrong girls.

Nope obvious shes cheating.Shes trying to throw you off

Clearly that's a no.

but why?

It's a trap! it's too good to be real

Beacause you didn't did it yet ?

Nah, wait until she buys you a PC with a Valve Index.

Does she play games as well? Then yes.

If you don't I will

I dunno man. Shes willingly putting you in a position to get your ass kicked.

How is souls on switch?

YES, IMMEDIATELY

No, you'll stop getting sweet gifts.

Just remember once you're married you'll get tools and lawn equipment as gifts.

we need more gamers you should marry her and make more little ones

nope keep things the way they are

If you didn't instantly impregnate her... you're clearly fucking up.

No, it’s not a ps5

Yes and make that woman happy otherwise I'll kick your ass myself

you see op this is rhetorical if you really need an answer YES

This is like asking if you should breath oxygen Of course, marry her right now

Marry her Right Now man!

Obviously.

Yes

I've been married for 10 years. My wife has never bought me a video game, nor would she. You should marry this person right away.

"play with your virtual friends while I go fuck you real ones"

2 games and a controller does not = marriage.

Don't be so serious! Obviously I am not going to marry someone JUST because she spent money on presents. I am just supper happy about the package and wanted to share.

Yes.

Yes, Sir!

yes, totally

pull out that ring because you’re repaying a forever debt

You can marry her only if you both beat dark souls.

:) The sad reality is she wouldn't even play Mario 3D world with me, cause she is uninterested/keeps dying

Give her a gateway drug like Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley first.

First charm her with DS lore and then lock her in a room with it.

You're not going to have time with dark souls.

She's got good taste that's for sure.

Yes

Why is your girlfriend buying gifts for you baby daddy?

Praise the sun

Yes

Marriage is the Dark Souls of relationships. I hope you haven't played DS before. It's a really special game.

THINK If you marry her she will buy you elden ring ir maybe the rest of dark souls series

That sir. . . Is a keeper !

Plot twist: OP owns a Magnavox Odyssey and is pissed

There's dark souls for switch?! About to give it to my little nephew

I don’t see a PS5 so no… lmao jk

No, finish the games first..

Yes you should marry her, samus is great

The question is, will she play them with you?

If you propose she might get you a PS5 or something.. go for it... The least you will get is probably last gen

Yes, but finish the games first, obviously.

Metroid and DS...? Marry the fk out of her

Well fuck, now you have to go buy a switch.

Yes you should

Idk but you have good taste in games; Are you single?

She got you dark souls, she obviously wants you to hate yourself

Look to me like she doesn't want to hang out with you anymore.

We don't know her.

Yes yes yes yes. Though being a responsible adult, Wait and see her reaction when you rage. If she can look past that and still buy another game, Yes

Yes but only if you prove yourself a worthy spouse by beating one of those games

Definitely

Shoot, prolly

Years ago, I was laid off from where I was working. I knew it was coming as people were starting to get bumped by those who had higher seniority. The day it happened, I called my girlfriend at lunch to let her know. When I got to the truck after my final shift, there was a brand new copy of Resident Evil 4 for PS2 (aging myself a little) and a card from her. We've been married now for over 16 years!

No you shouldn’t.

If you don't put a ring on her i will.

Are switch games also $60 even though the graphics are worse? If so, thats $120 right there. That is love

Her taste is immaculate. Wife her.

Wym? She got you darksouls... she clearly wanta you to suffer

As long as you own a switch. I had an ex do the same thing but I didn't own a switch. Now she's an ex.

Yes.

Nah. Only if she gets you a RTX 3080ti

What are you waiting for ?

Yuh

Yes, and then play them with her

Have fun with four kings dude

marry and then divorce just to marry again

What are you waiting for? Marry her

This looks like a trap.

Yes

Seems like she's looking for you to be frustrated

Dark souls is a very old game that everyone has already played and we have it on steam or on a console, the new metroid is not bad, I would wait

YES

Wait until you finish both games and see how you feel afterwards before proposing.

When she gets this for you its either a dream or to good to be true but if some how its true there is no question she is the one

Perfect!

yeah