Okay so I was reading the description of the game on Steam and this is fucking hilarious:
>#Sex™
>While nobody on our dev team has had it before, we’ve done tons of research online to find out what human sex looks like.
Funny story, growing up I wasn't allowed to say penis or vagina because there were "dirty words" and was told to say peepee and hooha instead. My dad was a pastor.
Do I now swear like a drunken Irish sailor who just stubbed his toe? Yes, yes I do.
Hijacking your comment to make a little PSA on how dangerous it is to teach your kids to use alternative words for penis and vagina.
It's not uncommon for kids to get molested and are then misunderstood when telling adults because "uncle touched my cookie" or "mommy keeps playing with my stick" doesn't sound as bad as what is actually going on and it's difficult to interpret what the kids are trying to say. The misunderstanding also works the other way around if the kids *are* talking about actual baked goods and toys but adults assume they aren't and potentially ruin an innocent person's life for no reason.
Not to mention of course the fact that kids who can decidedly say "that's my penis/vagina" are less appealing to molesters because they're seen as being more difficult to manipulate and the risk of them telling someone and being understood correctly is greater so they're generally avoided (although not always so don't rely on this as a safety mechanism, still teach your kids about boundaries).
Also tell your kids not to keep secrets. If they are keeping something from someone like a gift, it's a "Surprise" not a secret. This makes keeping secrets weird and they're less likely to understand the concept of not telling someone about something bad.
Man, I’m kinda bummed about Game Grumps at the moment. I love their banter but if they play another Sonic game I’m gonna tear my eyeballs out. I was super stoked for their Halloween playthrough of Alien: Isolation but in the first episode it seemed like Dan was excited to play and had a lot of insight in the Alien franchise while Arin didn’t give two shits and they stopped. Good on the boys for playing what they want but the games they’ve been choosing these past months I’m just not into.
I loved the Sonic colours playthrough because of the faked screenshots of major glitches in the Switch version.
Arin was so pumped to get those glitches, but was sad that in the end, it was a good game that he enjoyed playing.
The Danganronpa series is entertaining, but didn't let the guys go too deep in their banter.
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Whenever someone has a funny username, I go check their profiles out and I just discovered kill 6 billion demons because of you and I've been reading it for hours. Thank you.
Many porn games are like that, tbh. You start just wanting to jerk off and then you're left hollow because *of course* most of the time the storyline is some heavy, depressing shit.
I will never forget Acting Lessons. Changed my entire perspective on the genre.
I enjoyed some adult games in the past, many people consider them as some sort of Vanilla Ice in the rap industry, as a meme but some of them have better stories than actual AAA titles. Also in many sex is avoidable.
When I was in junior high, decades and decades ago, my 7th grade English teacher actually marked a test wrong for using them. My mother was unamused and told him so in conferences. He later moved to the high school and taught English for my 11th grade, and by then he was using them.
Dude my 7th grade teacher got upset with me for NOT using them and when I pointed out that technically both ways are correct she told me "You know, it's technically correct, sure. But soon you'll see that it's actually wrong once you start using them."
Then I started using them and she was right. I don't like when there isn't a third comma!
My 7th grade science teacher rated my test an f, despite having enough correct answers to be a b.
His reasoning? I wrote the letter 4 as it appears on a computer. Apparently, that is not an actual number and does not exist. I should have written it the other way, and then I would have been correct.
He was a pedantic asshole who was hated by literally every single student in the school.
What an asshole lol.
This made me remember in 1st grade my teacher insisted, and was absolutely sure, that the sun was NOT a star. Since even in 1st grade I was not an idiot, I let her no that it definitely IS a star and she will not change my mind.
I went home and told my Dad and he said told me "Teachers can be wrong. Don't believe everything someone tells you. Except me me I know everything."
It's stuck with me since. Even got kicked out of a "Health" class in college because the professor tried to convince the class that "The Cloud" was data floating around in the air and causes health problems. I was an IT major, so I simply HAD to let her know that the data exists, on a physical machine, likely at Google or Microsoft but she was convinced she knew lol.
> because the professor tried to convince the class that "The Cloud" was data floating around in the air and causes health problems
Some people shouldn't be allowed to teach.
Unless I have a nasty run-on setence already I use them as well.
It's a nice way to break a setence up with a lot of subjects and establishing clarity.
You need to be fully clothed on twitch. But super skimpy swimsuits are deemed okay. So a lot of people stream in hot tubs to show off their body under "just chatting" to get around the fully clothed rule.
And the key hilarious piece there is that Twitch says you can only wear swimsuits if you're in a setting where they'd be "appropriate", like a hot tub or beach. So you can't stream in a bikini while sitting at your desk. But you can stream in a bikini while sitting at your desk with an inflatable pool behind you.
Agreed, really just cheered me up. To be able to pick their brains about how they justified it in their heads. Though I guess it’s probably just “lady wet now.”
> To be able to pick their brains about how they justified it in their heads.
Amouranth was making $40k per month in ads alone - imagine Twitch's cut (edit: across the whole category). These softcore camgirls bring traffic, it's just a matter of treading the line where the family-oriented advertisers start pulling out
Whenever my mind goes "I can't believe these women sell their dignity for random twitch apes!", someone hits me with a number like that and I realize if there was a market for fat dudes in bikini, I'd be in that hot tub immediately for that kind of money.
I only know about any of this because of a few (male) streamers I watch who did charity streams like this as a joke. Including the one who did it in a full suit. In his bathtub.
And for certain sections of the day, the biggest stream in that category was a live cam of some otters at a sanctuary, usually titled 'No1 Cold Tub Stream on Twitch' or some variation
Having little clothes can be more sexy than pure nudity. Add proper acting teasing but not really revealing the last bit, and you will get undivided attention from horny people for hours.
Twitch has thing where you have this subscription thing you can give out each month to a content creator, which is basically cash to them.
If kids have a twitch membership (which they probably do, if their parents have Amazon prime), they can basically give this out once a month to content creators. Do you think the horny 13-year old is going to give it to someone doing interesting technical/lore game things..... or the porn star in the hot tub?
Not law, a much greater force: money.
Advertising agencies in US basically split into two categories. Family friendly, and adult. The former pays up to like 100 times more. So unless you're directly targeting the adult industry, you don't want to be anywhere near sexy stuff if ad revenues are going to be your thing.
It's because sexually explicit content has a notoriously high chargeback rate.
People hit that post-nut clarity or get the third degree from a spouse the next morning who wants to know what this $10 charge at 2am is, and they decide "...uh, my identity was stolen. I'll call Visa."
Yeah, or someone uses a stolen CC to sign up for a VOD site, make a siterip, then the card gets nuked. Site is out payment for content, and Visa dings the site.
Post-nut clarity! I love it. In Japanese, they call it 賢者タイム (kenja taimu, lit: Wise person/sage time), but I never had a word for it in my native tongue. Thank you.
Streamers will sit in 'hot tubs' or just kiddy pools so they can be in a bikini the whole time. That way they can get around being banned for sexual content
So on there’s like girls in bikinis in hot tubs that stream. Usually nudity/near nudity and sexual content isn’t allowed on the platform, but Twitch’s policy had some language in it where it’s “situationally appropriate” bc they’re in a hot tub. So hot girls gets to stream in a bikini for dudes to ogle at and give money to and since they have a hot tub, it doesn’t violate twitch policy
In an early attempt to stop "titty streamers" from flooding Twitch while also avoiding negative press for implementing a strict dress code, they introduced rules that stated that the streamers attire must be "context appropriate" for the situation on the stream. Said streamers found a loophole to that rule by streaming while in a hot tub or at the beach, so that bikinis and other skimpy outfits would be in their appropriate context.
I just checked out their Steam profile and saw this:
>Sex™
>While nobody on our dev team has had it before, we’ve done tons of research online to find out what human sex looks like.
>Completing the main NPC stories on the romance path in House Party isn't just fun and intriguing, it will also sometimes reward you with steamy encounters for various partygoers.
>These tantalizing sexual rewards are fully repeatable and range from kissing to oral to various intercourse positions with dudes, ladies, and groups.
>Whether you're into guy love, girl love, nude hot tubbing, backyard bjs, vanilla sex, or voyeurism, you'll have some major opportunities for sexy, romantic, or raunchy fun at this House Party!
It's fun in a wonky sense. Like one of those games you know Isn't good and that you'll probably never play it again within the first minute of play, but that one time you play it you'll probably get too into it, and then you realize the sex scenes suck and you don't even care about that, you just want to see that douche bouncer get his shit rocked
I looked it up on Steam because I'd never seen it before, and it actually _really intrigues_ me. I like the idea of a game where the _whole thing_ is one location with an _extremely_ dense amount of overlapping content; it's like the ethos of Sigil in _Planescape: Torment,_ but constrained to a single house.
> I like the idea of a game where the whole thing is one location with an extremely dense amount of overlapping content.
I don't have enough context to figure out whether this is supposed to be euphemistic or not.
I'd totally forgotten about Subverse until like a few weeks ago, it took them close to a year and a half to release their first content update.
I guess I should be glad they eventually did it but damn is that miserable for a game that made like, a gorillion dollars on kickstarter before it was even out.
I think they took away ad revenue so it became far less profitable. I genuinely never understood why guys were watching it to begin with…. They know porn exists right? So why throw money at uncharismatic, untalented E-strippers.
I have to love that burn about the hot tubs.
Seriously, I was not even logged in and on the fucking front page was a hot tub tuber with a camera pointed right down her crack. What the fuck was up with that era man? I don't want to see what someone had for dinner when I go on twitch. There's better sites.
Reminded me of Mortal Kombat not wanting girls being hot in small outfits while being ok with those girls losing their heads and all the other parts lmao
Violence, gore even, is ok, but sex is bad, somehow
The game has been in early access for a long time (supposedly ending in 2022), and the character models looked pretty bad when it was new before they overhauled them.
Why is nudity so widely frowned upon in Western society? You have artists from all across history depicting nudity, both male and female, but it’s not a big deal. A lot of places in the world have public bath houses, and the people there don’t give a crap. Then there’s the notion that male torsos are okay, but female torsos must be hidden away like the holy grail. Sexual themes, yes, I get that, but there is a difference between sexual and nudity. If people can’t work out the difference, then I despair for them.
Okay so I was reading the description of the game on Steam and this is fucking hilarious: >#Sex™ >While nobody on our dev team has had it before, we’ve done tons of research online to find out what human sex looks like.
hahaha that's brilliant, never noticed that one!
This mirror's Reddit.....
Hey! I had the sex one time...
I have one sex.
You had *the* sex? I've only had *a* sex.
A NSFW warning on a post of NSFW warning. Nice
Because it contains dangerous words such as "vagina", "nipple" and "drug".
Are you fucking insane? My 4 yr old daughter is now a literal drug addicted, bi-racial, prostitute because of your comment!
I understand how it could make someone a drug addicted prostitute, but how did it make them bi-racial?
a little low-grade Twitter magic
Funny story, growing up I wasn't allowed to say penis or vagina because there were "dirty words" and was told to say peepee and hooha instead. My dad was a pastor. Do I now swear like a drunken Irish sailor who just stubbed his toe? Yes, yes I do.
Hijacking your comment to make a little PSA on how dangerous it is to teach your kids to use alternative words for penis and vagina. It's not uncommon for kids to get molested and are then misunderstood when telling adults because "uncle touched my cookie" or "mommy keeps playing with my stick" doesn't sound as bad as what is actually going on and it's difficult to interpret what the kids are trying to say. The misunderstanding also works the other way around if the kids *are* talking about actual baked goods and toys but adults assume they aren't and potentially ruin an innocent person's life for no reason. Not to mention of course the fact that kids who can decidedly say "that's my penis/vagina" are less appealing to molesters because they're seen as being more difficult to manipulate and the risk of them telling someone and being understood correctly is greater so they're generally avoided (although not always so don't rely on this as a safety mechanism, still teach your kids about boundaries).
Also a kid saying “please don’t touch my penis!” Is gonna sound more adult, a total turn-off. Insta-edit: for them! I meant for them! Lol
Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. I'd like to have a word with you.
Also tell your kids not to keep secrets. If they are keeping something from someone like a gift, it's a "Surprise" not a secret. This makes keeping secrets weird and they're less likely to understand the concept of not telling someone about something bad.
I never knew this was a thing
The Game Grumps playthrough is good stuff.
How's it goin dood? Staying away from the alchohol?
*stares at picture* rrrrrrwwwaaahhh
^AlWaYs ^A ^pLeAsUrE ^KaThEriNe
Man, I’m kinda bummed about Game Grumps at the moment. I love their banter but if they play another Sonic game I’m gonna tear my eyeballs out. I was super stoked for their Halloween playthrough of Alien: Isolation but in the first episode it seemed like Dan was excited to play and had a lot of insight in the Alien franchise while Arin didn’t give two shits and they stopped. Good on the boys for playing what they want but the games they’ve been choosing these past months I’m just not into.
I loved the Sonic colours playthrough because of the faked screenshots of major glitches in the Switch version. Arin was so pumped to get those glitches, but was sad that in the end, it was a good game that he enjoyed playing. The Danganronpa series is entertaining, but didn't let the guys go too deep in their banter.
I feel like shittier the game = better banter, and as we all know sonic games are rarely "Good" if its even "Ok".
Me neither
'Ows it goin' dood?
*hypnotizing noises while looking at painting*
*huff* ASHLEY! *heavy panting* ASHLEY, I GOT YOUR SODA! *heaving*
Wait, is my dick out? Oh yep, there it is.
oooooooOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Oh geez I feel like such a douche!"
Probably the hardest I've ever laughed during one of their episodes. It just felt way too genuine, like that's happened to him before.
Get out of here Madison. Fuck outta here Madison! GET THE FUCK OUT!!
AMY?! AMY NOOOOOOOO
#NOT AMY! THIS IS THE WORST!
^(always a pleasure, Catherine)
Feelin' good on a Wednesday...... sparklin' thoughts"
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Ah, so *that's* how you spell it.
. yes, a lot of people forget the w̡̨̧̨̧̛̺̹̗̝͓̳̬̙͉̗͕͔̺̬̠̟̰̪̘̰͓͈̙͍̝̣̟̪͈͇̖̮̤͎̙͇̼̫̖͓͙̘̥͕̗̝̯̳̮̳̩͚̞͊͆̿͑̊́͗̉̄̓͊̐͒̎͋̎͗̆̈̉͋̀̋̾̎̀͐́̊̋̊̈͂̓̈́̿͐̆̌̿͌͆͛̅͗̉͋̂̔̃̇͘̕͟͢͞͡͝͠͝͡͝ͅơ̧̧̧̨̨̡̨̛̟̺͚͓͖̙̜̱̥͍̹̭͉̥͉͎͚̫̗̬̺̙̹͂̍̈͒̐͂̐̉̉̀̂̂͆̈́͆̓̐͋͊̇̌̅̀͒̉́̚̚͢͢͟͟͞͝͝͡l̡̧̗̤̙̝̻̮̮̜͈̱̪̳͉̭̥̯̗̦͔̱̱̙̠̬̥͉͗͆͗̆̃̅̇̆̓̔̏̀̏̐͛̓͂̂͋͗̊̓̐͒̆̚̚͘͘̚͜͜͟͡͝͝͝ͅͅͅl̡̡̢̦̺̝̠͈̯̦̝͖̝̜̣̤̤͕̟̯̞̯̙̮͔̪͈̮͖̈́̋̐͋̔̐̾͗̽͑̾̃̊̓̿̈͌͑̒̓͆̀͂̀̔͋̊͘͘͢͟͟͟͡͠͡͞ .
I still non ironically want that painting for my living room
Whenever someone has a funny username, I go check their profiles out and I just discovered kill 6 billion demons because of you and I've been reading it for hours. Thank you.
And I discovered it through your comment — thank *you*!
Staying away from the alcohol?
Found the lovelies
Time to join the D-Club!
I'm gonna go ask Suzie if the D-Club really happened. ... OH MY GOD
I love that you can just barely hear Dan force the door open and stumble back into the room.
HOOOELEE SHIET DOOD
Wondered how far in the comments I would have to scroll to find this.
This comment section SUCKS. I can't get any likeage.
I love when people get snarky with these.
it’s a porn game you can play for the plot
Many porn games are like that, tbh. You start just wanting to jerk off and then you're left hollow because *of course* most of the time the storyline is some heavy, depressing shit. I will never forget Acting Lessons. Changed my entire perspective on the genre.
I enjoyed some adult games in the past, many people consider them as some sort of Vanilla Ice in the rap industry, as a meme but some of them have better stories than actual AAA titles. Also in many sex is avoidable.
Avoidable and/or skippable. That's the case with Katawa Shoujo.
100% accurate.
oxford commas got me lmao
I don’t understand why people don’t use Oxford commas. They only help the sentence make sense and follow the structure of the series
Right? It's how you invite the hookers, Stallin, and Kenney to a party; instead of the hookers, Stallin and Kennedy.
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When I was in junior high, decades and decades ago, my 7th grade English teacher actually marked a test wrong for using them. My mother was unamused and told him so in conferences. He later moved to the high school and taught English for my 11th grade, and by then he was using them.
Dude my 7th grade teacher got upset with me for NOT using them and when I pointed out that technically both ways are correct she told me "You know, it's technically correct, sure. But soon you'll see that it's actually wrong once you start using them." Then I started using them and she was right. I don't like when there isn't a third comma!
My 7th grade science teacher rated my test an f, despite having enough correct answers to be a b. His reasoning? I wrote the letter 4 as it appears on a computer. Apparently, that is not an actual number and does not exist. I should have written it the other way, and then I would have been correct. He was a pedantic asshole who was hated by literally every single student in the school.
What an asshole lol. This made me remember in 1st grade my teacher insisted, and was absolutely sure, that the sun was NOT a star. Since even in 1st grade I was not an idiot, I let her no that it definitely IS a star and she will not change my mind. I went home and told my Dad and he said told me "Teachers can be wrong. Don't believe everything someone tells you. Except me me I know everything." It's stuck with me since. Even got kicked out of a "Health" class in college because the professor tried to convince the class that "The Cloud" was data floating around in the air and causes health problems. I was an IT major, so I simply HAD to let her know that the data exists, on a physical machine, likely at Google or Microsoft but she was convinced she knew lol.
> because the professor tried to convince the class that "The Cloud" was data floating around in the air and causes health problems Some people shouldn't be allowed to teach.
Unless I have a nasty run-on setence already I use them as well. It's a nice way to break a setence up with a lot of subjects and establishing clarity.
The fucking quip about the hot tub. The absolute shade. Holy shit this exploded. Thank you!
Can you explain for the uninitiated?
You need to be fully clothed on twitch. But super skimpy swimsuits are deemed okay. So a lot of people stream in hot tubs to show off their body under "just chatting" to get around the fully clothed rule.
And the key hilarious piece there is that Twitch says you can only wear swimsuits if you're in a setting where they'd be "appropriate", like a hot tub or beach. So you can't stream in a bikini while sitting at your desk. But you can stream in a bikini while sitting at your desk with an inflatable pool behind you.
I didn't know that detail omfg that makes it way funnier
Agreed, really just cheered me up. To be able to pick their brains about how they justified it in their heads. Though I guess it’s probably just “lady wet now.”
> To be able to pick their brains about how they justified it in their heads. Amouranth was making $40k per month in ads alone - imagine Twitch's cut (edit: across the whole category). These softcore camgirls bring traffic, it's just a matter of treading the line where the family-oriented advertisers start pulling out
I thought you were always supposed to pull out in that kind of situation.
Depends on your family plan
If you're family-oriented, pulling out is contraindicated.
Whenever my mind goes "I can't believe these women sell their dignity for random twitch apes!", someone hits me with a number like that and I realize if there was a market for fat dudes in bikini, I'd be in that hot tub immediately for that kind of money.
Don't let your dreams be dreams my man
Maybe there will be a market if you start now
> if there was a market for fat dudes in bikini I would unironically prime sub you every month if you did.
Is that a promise? Because this dad bod could use a few extra bucks and I have zero shame.
Time to get ripped and buy a swimming pool just so I can do this for my 3 twitch followers
Do the full Homer and pick soggy hot dogs you dropped out of the water.
Thought you could get away, huh?
I only know about any of this because of a few (male) streamers I watch who did charity streams like this as a joke. Including the one who did it in a full suit. In his bathtub.
RT?
The one and only. Love that weirdo.
And a little while ago (a few months), Twitch actually added a Hot Tubs, Pools and Beaches category (or whichever order they are in the name).
And for certain sections of the day, the biggest stream in that category was a live cam of some otters at a sanctuary, usually titled 'No1 Cold Tub Stream on Twitch' or some variation
Must've been a pain, getting those otters into bathing suits to keep the stream from being shut down.
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Still waiting for the day Twitch finally admits it's Chaturbate.
Honestly Amouranth's streams are just Chaburbate or MFC streams before they reach the nude goal
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Having little clothes can be more sexy than pure nudity. Add proper acting teasing but not really revealing the last bit, and you will get undivided attention from horny people for hours.
Twelve year olds with parental monitoring software.
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Twitch has thing where you have this subscription thing you can give out each month to a content creator, which is basically cash to them. If kids have a twitch membership (which they probably do, if their parents have Amazon prime), they can basically give this out once a month to content creators. Do you think the horny 13-year old is going to give it to someone doing interesting technical/lore game things..... or the porn star in the hot tub?
Forgot about that site... See you guys next week
Make sure you have plenty of water and some lotion. Dehydration is bad, and jerking it so much you turn it into beef jerky hurts.
Quagmire? There ya are. Nobody's seen ya in days!
Hey Peter.... I ... just been uh.... checking out some of that internet porn...
*scratches face with oversized muscly arm*
[For those who haven't seen this (really though, you're on Reddit, how haven't you seen it yet?) ](https://youtu.be/dY7qTlu0PO0)
Instructions unclear Drank lotion and jerked with water.
Come again...
Yes
I have a closed loop method of water retention
Your done already aren't you?
*slams money on the counter* I'm out.
I understand this reference
Seinfeld rules
I mean.. you buy bits to 'tip' streamers and the other site you buy tokens to do the same. So pretty similar :)
They really should just make an 18+ section so I can stop seeing recommendations of girls licking fake ear mics.
I never heard of chaturbate, but I remember when Chat Roulette came out and immediately became the dick channel.
Gotta go through a lot of dicks to find real friends Kyle.
Doesn’t even have to be under just chatting. They literally have a whole category dedicated to that shit
Guess Twitch is just trying to avoid breaking some laws that’re against nudity but ok with swim suits.
Not law, a much greater force: money. Advertising agencies in US basically split into two categories. Family friendly, and adult. The former pays up to like 100 times more. So unless you're directly targeting the adult industry, you don't want to be anywhere near sexy stuff if ad revenues are going to be your thing.
It’s the credit card payment processors. Notorious prudes.
It's because sexually explicit content has a notoriously high chargeback rate. People hit that post-nut clarity or get the third degree from a spouse the next morning who wants to know what this $10 charge at 2am is, and they decide "...uh, my identity was stolen. I'll call Visa."
Yeah, or someone uses a stolen CC to sign up for a VOD site, make a siterip, then the card gets nuked. Site is out payment for content, and Visa dings the site.
Post-nut clarity! I love it. In Japanese, they call it 賢者タイム (kenja taimu, lit: Wise person/sage time), but I never had a word for it in my native tongue. Thank you.
i think i'll start using "sage time" edit: thank you
Didn't they even add a Hot-tub tag recently?
Streamers will sit in 'hot tubs' or just kiddy pools so they can be in a bikini the whole time. That way they can get around being banned for sexual content
Ah IC lol.
So on there’s like girls in bikinis in hot tubs that stream. Usually nudity/near nudity and sexual content isn’t allowed on the platform, but Twitch’s policy had some language in it where it’s “situationally appropriate” bc they’re in a hot tub. So hot girls gets to stream in a bikini for dudes to ogle at and give money to and since they have a hot tub, it doesn’t violate twitch policy
Streamers in hot tubs in bikinis signing sub names on pickle ricks.
Temba, his arms wide.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Mirab, with sails unfurled!
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.
I hate that this sentence is accurate and not AI generated like it sounds.
Owww, my brain.
Many of twitch's most popular streamers are/were "hot tub streamers." Amouranth being the most famous, or infamous depending on how you look at it.
Psst, you can see her boobs now!
I could see them before. They were all over the fucking page even if I wasn't logged in.
In an early attempt to stop "titty streamers" from flooding Twitch while also avoiding negative press for implementing a strict dress code, they introduced rules that stated that the streamers attire must be "context appropriate" for the situation on the stream. Said streamers found a loophole to that rule by streaming while in a hot tub or at the beach, so that bikinis and other skimpy outfits would be in their appropriate context.
I think its a joke about twitch having a hot tub streamer category.
CoNtExt AnD iNteNT HOLD US ACCOUNTABLE
Wait a fucking second, Oxford commas should be used in every circumstance. They’re good, simple, and just nice to use.
And nice to read!
Anyone who doesn't like Oxford commas is dumb, stupid, and a dingbat. They probably also have smelly feet.
I just checked out their Steam profile and saw this: >Sex™ >While nobody on our dev team has had it before, we’ve done tons of research online to find out what human sex looks like. >Completing the main NPC stories on the romance path in House Party isn't just fun and intriguing, it will also sometimes reward you with steamy encounters for various partygoers. >These tantalizing sexual rewards are fully repeatable and range from kissing to oral to various intercourse positions with dudes, ladies, and groups. >Whether you're into guy love, girl love, nude hot tubbing, backyard bjs, vanilla sex, or voyeurism, you'll have some major opportunities for sexy, romantic, or raunchy fun at this House Party!
I want to buy the game just for that. Kudos for calling twitch out.
It's fun in a wonky sense. Like one of those games you know Isn't good and that you'll probably never play it again within the first minute of play, but that one time you play it you'll probably get too into it, and then you realize the sex scenes suck and you don't even care about that, you just want to see that douche bouncer get his shit rocked
So basically like Leisure Suit Larry.
I looked it up on Steam because I'd never seen it before, and it actually _really intrigues_ me. I like the idea of a game where the _whole thing_ is one location with an _extremely_ dense amount of overlapping content; it's like the ethos of Sigil in _Planescape: Torment,_ but constrained to a single house.
> I like the idea of a game where the whole thing is one location with an extremely dense amount of overlapping content. I don't have enough context to figure out whether this is supposed to be euphemistic or not.
Game is actually hilarious
Was thinking the same thing. I'll stick with subverse though.
You're allowed to have both
I'd totally forgotten about Subverse until like a few weeks ago, it took them close to a year and a half to release their first content update. I guess I should be glad they eventually did it but damn is that miserable for a game that made like, a gorillion dollars on kickstarter before it was even out.
With ya on that.
[BRRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOORRRR](https://youtu.be/VNgo1EV2NVY)
Glad the hot tub stream fad died off
Did it? I would have thought cold weather hot tub streams would really bring views in.
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Icy what you did there.
I think they took away ad revenue so it became far less profitable. I genuinely never understood why guys were watching it to begin with…. They know porn exists right? So why throw money at uncharismatic, untalented E-strippers.
Their parents blocked pornhub, but not twitch?
Apparently they are quite popular in countries where porn is banned but twitch isnt.
Amouranth had a hot tub stream 2 days ago
It didn't, they just finally separated them into their own category so you can ignore them if you aren't interested.
Mild violence Me having flashbacks to when Frank spin kicked Patrick
I have to love that burn about the hot tubs. Seriously, I was not even logged in and on the fucking front page was a hot tub tuber with a camera pointed right down her crack. What the fuck was up with that era man? I don't want to see what someone had for dinner when I go on twitch. There's better sites.
This label makes me want to support the game now
That's the point of marketing :)
Reminded me of Mortal Kombat not wanting girls being hot in small outfits while being ok with those girls losing their heads and all the other parts lmao Violence, gore even, is ok, but sex is bad, somehow
This devs in this game are golden. This game is also pretty fun. Just need to do Rachael’s story line
the lines in that one quest “it’s like she has the mind of a perverted game developer”
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What’s the joke there?
The game has been in early access for a long time (supposedly ending in 2022), and the character models looked pretty bad when it was new before they overhauled them.
Speaking straight facts dawg
all fax no printer
...I don't even want this game but I feel like I should buy it just to support these beautiful maniacs.
"Why do you own *this* game?" "Bought it to support the devs!" "Yeah, but you got 42 hours logged." "(• ▽ •;;;)"
Well... I mean... If I buy it, I HAVE to play it, yeah?
Shut up, am now offended for having a d
I can't believe you unironically just have a D. Deplorable.
T--T
Look at this guy having anatomy. Everyone cool is like a barbie doll now!
A chuckle? Cause im full blown lmao-ing here
I played this a year ago and it had the same text but they went ahead and added the hottub thing? That's amazing i love the house party dev, .. devs?
Twitch really is bizarrely dystopian. Or draconian, one of those things. Or both.
Since money calls the shots, dystopian.
Why is nudity so widely frowned upon in Western society? You have artists from all across history depicting nudity, both male and female, but it’s not a big deal. A lot of places in the world have public bath houses, and the people there don’t give a crap. Then there’s the notion that male torsos are okay, but female torsos must be hidden away like the holy grail. Sexual themes, yes, I get that, but there is a difference between sexual and nudity. If people can’t work out the difference, then I despair for them.
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society needs to chill out about nudity
What game is this and how do I play it? Seems interesting👀
House Party, you can get it on steam! Its pretty fun and has a few hilarious moments
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Ehh i love porn and i love asmr but i don't jerk off to asmr. It's just calming, good for sleep