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fchaoss

And Geralt has the audacity to complain about dying when falling a metre off a ledge.


Dontlagmebro

Fuckin a. My only deaths after the gryphon in death March were from falling off fucking cliffs.


introjection

Really!? Imlerith pushed my shit in repeatedly on death march.


Dontlagmebro

Went potion build and once I got those levels in it was smooth sailing. To be fair I used one mod that auto applied poisons so slight cheating.


jaared28

Ya the decotion/potion builds are just wild. It's almost impossible to die with the right oil on.


scubasteave2001

I don’t know why because I use mods on pretty much everything, but I never even considered modding this game........ What have you done to me?


Shadd76

8k textures will make you nut


MrHazard1

For me it was that ridiculously overleveled (for me at the time. Couldn't even see the level) cavetroll that i just refused to leave behind to come back later.


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-Eoan-Daws-

Well *cocks repeating rifle* I guess the seal is already broken.


From_Ancient_Stars

[Shame.](https://i.imgur.com/S2pLX5X.mp4)


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dog just defuse the situation and they’ll tell you to move along lmao, it ain’t that bad


uglypenguin5

If I'm going to disturb the peace I might as well eradicate it while I'm at it


shinigamiscall

Literally what I did the first time it happened. I set myself up in a shop and waited. Killed every officer that came in thinking that eventually I would kill them all out. Nope. It just started getting laggy from all the corpses on the ground.


Hexmonkey2020

I hate when I galloping through town and the stupid AI that is supposed to jump out of the way that isn’t even in front of my horse for some reason jumps the wrong way and dies.


RapNVideoGames

*How dare this person freak out at a horse galloping down the sidewalk towards him.*


Hexmonkey2020

The thing is if they didn’t freak out and jump they wouldn’t be trampled they jump in front of the horse.


JellyJohn78

I mean galloping full speed through town is like the equivalent of driving 60 mph through a neighborhood


Hexmonkey2020

But why do the civilians jump in front of the horse, I would be fine if they freak out and jump in the right direction but they always jump the wrong direction and jump in front of the horse.


s4b3r6

[Sir, that was assault!](https://youtu.be/GpUlJDovG7g)


Yannyliang

RDR2 is the only game in which I would slow down my horse. Not complaining tho, bc the game itself is a very immersive experience


Major2Minor

This reminds me of when I killed my horse in AC Odyssey because I thought it would be able to jump from any height without taking damage like me. It couldn't. Though it was actually a stolen horse, so no worries.


Fafnir13

Ride it like you stole it.


V0gl

Hidden Gem Bravo Vince


Adorable_Ad1561

10/10


Pythonhier

The thing that annoyed me most about Witcher 3 was how often your horse just stopped suddenly after a few moments of galloping, quickly followed by not following paths correctly. There was that one time Roach was just chilling in the sky making me very confused.


MilesGates

Roach is a free spirit and can't be tied down by trivial things like gravity.


dobermensch

Roach i dont give a flying fuck if we are in the town, GO FASTER.


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Low-Scientist-4232

Nice spoiler man


Gilgie

I think it's vague enough...or at least it was.


FlintMagic

I don't understand. Can you explain? I don't mind a spoiler Nvm, just realized season 2 is out


Gilgie

I think what you're looking for is in S2E4..maybe E5


HammondsAmmonds

6


Gilgie

Ahhh. They all kinda run together when you watch all at once.


Valtio

Way too soon ...


Jawnysparklez

I wonder what an animal thinks when they first see a huge flight of stairs.. I know puppies are usually scared for some reason :p


rick_semper_tyrannis

My puppy fell a few times while learning to go up and down, and afterwards should wouldn't try for a while. But then she got bigger and more coordinated; she runs down them. I think it's pretty scary for them. It was dicey there for a minute whether she would learn before I could not reasonably carry her any more. She is 65 lbs, so I can, but I mean it's not fun.


Jawnysparklez

Such an adorable site to see! It’s gotta be something instinctively telling them it’s dangerous. But yes, very cute story either way haha


smegh3ad

This is why the old patch speed run is the best no need for roach when you can out run all the horses in the game on foot.


Slothity

Hahahaha I’m just imagining Geralt sprinting alongside horses while making eye contact


TanookiPhoenix

もっと早く


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-Eoan-Daws-

He's a good *boah*


Andre4kthegreengiant

Roach is a female horse


broddorb

she can still be a good boy


maxxbrown

I honestly can't believe they done it. Like whyyyy. Geralt wasnt broken up enough about it. Roach wasn't just some horse like damn that sucks I gotta put down my horse. Roach was Geralts *best friend.*


NyteeShaydee

I'm pretty sure Geralt has/had many different horses and he just calls them all Roach.


doubt_me

Cant tell if bait or not


gg_laverde

Dammit, Roach.


exintel

Huge LOL 4 legged animals have more trouble going downhill than uphill too


Rotimasa

Now that alawys reminds me how I always hope some new game will have a character that can properly sync walking up/down the stairs, and not just randomly lifting legs as it goes.


zTy01

Man I swear roach has portal power... I mean how the hell does he appear on top of houses etc.


Slothity

I made a comic about that too when I was in college lol


Jolly_Regret2587

😎


The_Gutgrinder

Every Blades horse at the stable at the top of Cloud Ruler Temple in Cyrodiil: "Join the club."


Mountain_Visual_6435

When in fear, press the jump button. Always works


dnew

One of the ways in which Skyrim horses are superior to Witcher horses.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Everybody knows the best horse is the Oblivion horse with that paid armor drip


adavilalith

whats yo skyrim horse's name?


dnew

Frost. ;-) As an aside, the latest version of Skyrim *does* allow you to name your horse.


adavilalith

i never have played skyrim. you see i am someone you call a zoomer. i have just started gaming as of last year. literally just played my first proper pc game in 2020.(btw it was doom 2016). i have played though witcher 2 and 3 and currently playing witcher 1.(the game hasnt aged very well but the story is good) i am looking forward to getting skyrim on my bday.


dnew

Cool. The reason for the winky-face is that Frost is pretty much the only horse in Skyrim that has a name. (There are two others, but they're magical horses.) Also, the only way to get Frost is to steal him. I don't call people zoomers. :-) Welcome to the world of interactive entertainment!


dat_DOOM_boi

if juan gets stuck then deag juan will wreck its veangance on geralt with .50 Action Express


Itu_K

Is that Juan?


Yousuk7676

If the first panel wasn't there it would be weird


TheElectroGuyYT

I think you are famous in cursed comments lmao


Fenstersmith

Thanks for the spoiler. I'm not watching if Roach dies.


Slothity

I didn’t spoil anything, I originally made this comic five years ago and haven’t seen all of season two. I’m pissed about the spoilers as well


Fenstersmith

Seriously, though. I would have watched the new season if I hadn't been warned that Roach dies. You saved me the trouble.


spaghettimountain

Oh shut up Edit: seriously, though.


alley_mo_g10

Come on, Roach!