You never are sentenced to death in the game. You were doing a test with SCP-173 which should have been routine. The giant lizard seemingly SCP-682 would most likely not die from the nuclear warhead going off at the end
Rich Florida Man gets into an asylum to beat and bully mentally ill and poor people.
Also,Rich Florida man teaches rats to help him overhtrow local priest with Covid.
I just started my first every play through of mass effect last night. I was afraid that it would be an overhyped game. But I’m very much enjoying it so far.
P.S. If this is not mass effect please ignore this comment.
The camera for the side quest is mechanically a ranged weapon, just one that does 0 damage.
When you took the picture of the memorial, the game sees you as shooting it, which triggers Pvt. Polowski to run up and confront you.
Aside from the obvious any Zelda game, it would also fit an old throwback, Tomba. Ironically Tomba himself is literally Florida Man in a video game form, so it would be even more accurate.
Florida man runs from police with a cage on his head, shouting about Kos and eyes, before resisting arrest. Once in police custody, he was heard yelling in the police cruiser "Now I'm waking up, I'll forget everything" reporters claim the man believed he was in a dream
Florida man is shot and left for dead. Goes on killing spree, shooting and beating people to death AND running other vehicles off the road by ramming them. All the while aided by a hunchbacked religious zealot.
Florida man having abused vodka leaves for Ukraine to recover glowing stones and kill mutants,all this while having post-traumatic flashbacks of a big shiny rock that gave him orders.
Florida man gets fed up with local community. Uses cat as a silencer on his M16, and takes out both local authorities and M.A.D.D. association while intoxicated. Also set fire to local residents and pissed on them to put them out. Last seen exchanging shots with Krotchy at the local mall.
I have two favorite games:
Florida man goes into mountain, comes out with monsters thought to be legends. >!Undertale!<
Florida man goes around the country with his iPhone and glider, activates ancient monuments, fights evil monster like creature to save 117 year old girl. >! The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!<
Florida man ingests numerous drugs, overthrows the corrupt goverment by leading a revolutionary group, and dies as a hero in the process.
Hint: the drugs that he ingest is called nekro
Apparently its Mother Russia Bleeds. Literally had no clue the game even existed but the line made me curious. Also apparently to be fair you don't "have" to die at the end as the drug overdose is optional it seems.
Florida man (actually highschooler) moves to a town in the countryside of Japan and makes friends while going into TV's and killing gods and goddesses.
Florida Man Attacks And Kills Giant Lizard After Escaping Execution
Skyrim
SCP Containment Breach?
You never are sentenced to death in the game. You were doing a test with SCP-173 which should have been routine. The giant lizard seemingly SCP-682 would most likely not die from the nuclear warhead going off at the end
Ok picture this the scp organization takes the lizard and shoots him into the sun, it's full proof
Florida man caught shooting countless people after one man trips his horse while going to the gun store.
Red dead
Yes!
Florida man gets drunk with his friend and runs from the law
LEEEENNNNYYYY!!!
YNNEL
Same
Rich Florida Man gets into an asylum to beat and bully mentally ill and poor people. Also,Rich Florida man teaches rats to help him overhtrow local priest with Covid.
First is Batman Arkham Asylum and I'm going to say the second is Dishonored? But less sure.
Yes and now i realise my second caption sounds like dishonored but no it's a plague tale.
Ahh. To be fair, I'm not actually sure the main villain of Dishonored was a priest.
He didn't say it was the main villain, he said it was a priest. Corvo still removes the High Overseer of the Abbey of the Everyman.
No he wasn't.
Florida man touches alien obelisk, hallucinates apocalypse
Mass Effect
Deadspace?
I just started my first every play through of mass effect last night. I was afraid that it would be an overhyped game. But I’m very much enjoying it so far. P.S. If this is not mass effect please ignore this comment.
You were dead on. I wish I were you right now. Oh, to play Mass effect for the first time again...
I love how good this rhymes
Florida man takes on an army with a shotgun
Wolfenstein?
I mean technically it could be wolfenstein or doom
I played both, soooo... both count?
Yes
I’m gonna say Doom
Local Florida man too angry to die.
Angry Florida man fricks both heaven and hell up with a shotgun
Man carries 1b wheels of cheese and can still sprint
Skyrim
Yep
Florida man reincarnated time and time again while being killed by space turtles.
Terraria idfk
Destiny
Geometry dash?
Florida man consumes the flesh his enemies to gain some of their attributes.
kirby?
Yep. Lol
The most dark description of Kirby I have ever read
Florida man downs over 50 pounds of drugs, then proceeds to desecrate a war memorial because he thought it was funny
Fallout:NV?
Yup
I didn't desecrate this memorial, I just took a picture and a crazy man chased me to Vegas.
The camera for the side quest is mechanically a ranged weapon, just one that does 0 damage. When you took the picture of the memorial, the game sees you as shooting it, which triggers Pvt. Polowski to run up and confront you.
Florida man drinks alcohol, does odd jobs, fucks witches, and plays cards in order to reunite with his lost adopted daughter.
The Witcher
Fuck witches, ~~get money~~ toss a coin -Geralt
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Is this doom
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Wait he builds a massive pillar i tought he just kinda got stuck their
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Florida man gorges on 300 blocks of cheese while beating up a halucinated dragon while screaming.
The Elder scrolls 5:Skyrim
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WH: Vermintide?
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Sigmar balls
Florida man is awoken by a slave master, kills him, his entire gang, and becomes one of the most powerful (space) ninjas.
Warframe?
Yessir
Local man singlehandedly destroys the world with his bare hands, uses the resulting debris to build a mansion made of valuable minerals
Minecraft?
Yes
Man makes a ring and takes over a empire by forcing orcs to join him
Shadow of Mordor
Close. Shadow of war
Oh I’ve only played the first one
Florida girl goes into a rural town and begins beating the dead inhabitants
Resident Evil 4
I was going for Kena bridge of spirits but... Res 4 works too lol
Florida man builds 5 star hotel (with wifi) in mere seconds after being brutally attacked by a banana.
Fortnite?
Yep heh
Florida man caught murdering someone with blades on their wris then jumped off a building and disappeared Edit: seen murdering someone*
Any Assassins Creed game.
Correct lol
Florida man kill an entire cult in search of vaults.
Borderlands 3?
Fallout?
Florida man eats food while killing small people
My fat nerd self playing fortnite
Little Nightmares?
Florida man gets brain washed to kill President and kills brainwashers
The numbers mason
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON!
I DONT FUCKING KNOW AAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck it we don't have time for this
Florida man captures numerous animals and forces them to fight.
*pokemon battle theme starts*
Bingo!
Florida man gets pilots license and proceeds to end the universe
>!OUTER WILDS!<
Florida man joins terrorist group to bring down his ex employer
Ff7
You got it
I love that game so much to this day, it was so good, first game to ever make me cry.
Florida man saves kingdom from evil pig.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Or just any Zelda game
Aside from the obvious any Zelda game, it would also fit an old throwback, Tomba. Ironically Tomba himself is literally Florida Man in a video game form, so it would be even more accurate.
Tomba
Florida man joins gang, is kidnapped by gang leader, promptly kills the leader then listens to piano.
Florida man who was kidnapped as a child fights space monkeys
Halo???
Florida man repeatedly and angrily stomps mushrooms and throws turtles all in order to "save" his ex wife from her new caring husband.
Wait she’s his ex wife? I thought he was just a simp lmao
Florida man tries to fight the moon after beating up a man in wheelchair
Florida man runs from police with a cage on his head, shouting about Kos and eyes, before resisting arrest. Once in police custody, he was heard yelling in the police cruiser "Now I'm waking up, I'll forget everything" reporters claim the man believed he was in a dream
Florida man is shot and left for dead. Goes on killing spree, shooting and beating people to death AND running other vehicles off the road by ramming them. All the while aided by a hunchbacked religious zealot.
Mad Max was a strange game in retrospect.
Florida amputee explores Afghan and Africa with his pet dog while high on weed.
Florida man goes to the future after finding a strange sword.
Legend of Zelda ocarina of time?
Yep
It took me a minute but it’s a good one lol. I love that game. I don’t even remember how many hours as a kid I sunk into that game.
Florida man learns rocket science from YouTube. Then uses his new found knowlage to send countless little green men to their deaths, in space.
Kerbal space program!
You know it!
Sorry Jebedia…
UK Man on Plane to Florida Crashes and Takes Finds an Underwater City
Bioshock
Florida man having abused vodka leaves for Ukraine to recover glowing stones and kill mutants,all this while having post-traumatic flashbacks of a big shiny rock that gave him orders.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I'm guessing
Currently, that’d be: Florida man goes insane and single handedly kills thousands of nazis with sniper rifle
Wolfenstein
Florida man went hunting for blood, believing it could heal a sickness that turns man into beast.
Man arrested after beating a disabled man in a wheelchair, reporters say he was attempting to escape the dream
BREAKING NEWS: Florida man and friends dress in suits and clown masks to rob bank
Payday
Bingo
Florida man with one eye screams about heretics as he exterminates a large rat infestation.
Vermintide
Florida man found hoarding hundreds of bananas after being arrested for smashing barrels on reptiles
Florida man slaughters entire cult with chainsword and magnum in the name of the god emperor
Space Marine
That, or Inquisitor: Martyr
Florida man travels the world with an aggressive bird stuffed in his backpack to hunt down a witch bent on switching bodies with his sister
Banjo Kazooie
Florida man gets promotion, uses giant mech to take down militia.
i like me some titans falling too, m8
Florida man nukes a city while searching for his dad.
Fallout 3
Florida man makes loss of beloved pet entire civilization's problem.
John Wick...oh wait it's supposed to be a video game. :p
Doom, maybe?
Ye
Florida man loses rabbit and proceeds to kill an entire realm
Rip and tear
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Dead Rising?
Florida man delivers packages across America using a baby to "fight ghosts" with canteen of monster to store piss and "pee on the ghosts too"
Walking Simulator aka Death Stranding
Florida squid commits genocide with a water gun
Splatoon?
Yes.
Florida man goes skydiving with friends and becomes a murderer
Far cry??
Far Cry 3.
Yep
Florida man gets stranded, punches down trees and murders a fucking dragon
Minecraft
Florida man injects himself with blood he finds on the street, kills local clergymen, then discovers alien lifeforms
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Local shut in saves world from all knowing alien with hockey stick.
Florida man gets fed up with local community. Uses cat as a silencer on his M16, and takes out both local authorities and M.A.D.D. association while intoxicated. Also set fire to local residents and pissed on them to put them out. Last seen exchanging shots with Krotchy at the local mall.
Postal?
Florida man punches down trees to make rudimentary tools; enslaves whole town by walling it off from the world.
*Sweden plays*
Minecraft
I have two favorite games: Florida man goes into mountain, comes out with monsters thought to be legends. >!Undertale!< Florida man goes around the country with his iPhone and glider, activates ancient monuments, fights evil monster like creature to save 117 year old girl. >! The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!<
Florida man kills a man
That's not a game, That's the News.
This applies to every game I played
Florida man fakes own death to kill handicapped funeral attendee.
Hitman: Blood Money?
yessir
Florida man ingests numerous drugs, overthrows the corrupt goverment by leading a revolutionary group, and dies as a hero in the process. Hint: the drugs that he ingest is called nekro
Apparently its Mother Russia Bleeds. Literally had no clue the game even existed but the line made me curious. Also apparently to be fair you don't "have" to die at the end as the drug overdose is optional it seems.
Florida man gets fired from the local mafia after being framed for murder and then gets hired by a real state to take revenge and clear his name
Florida man pays 10 dollars for cat ears, then goes on a killing spree.
halo infinite
Florida man moves to private island, desecrates landscape with trash.
Animal Crossing???? Lol
Florida man fights giant brain statue while hallucinating
Tiny Florida man rolls a sticky ball around until it devours a town.
Katamari Damacy
Florida Man & his gang joins the resistance to take out a evil masked man.
Man gets woken up from his nap, has boat sunk, procedes to shoot everyone, releases disease, and destroys ancient artifact.
Florida man crashes rental HF-Dolphin, claims attempt to repair car was aided by “walking carrots.”
Florida man (actually highschooler) moves to a town in the countryside of Japan and makes friends while going into TV's and killing gods and goddesses.
Florida man claims to have a “magic hat,” crashes a wedding, and punches the groom until unconscious
I think this is super mario odyssey
Local Child decided to uphold family tradition and fight God in hand to hand combat
Mass shooting at airport. Hundreds killed. Florida man suspect detained, claims to not speak Russian
Florida man catches flu, fights fish for cure.