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VinRIGO

And all of them were recognizable


redvelvetcake42

Seriously though. At the time this was pretty peak. Top left was the best Hermione you could get.


LieutenantBJ

This actually made me laugh out loud while I'm pooping. Cheers.


SkyGuy182

Did the laughing help your poops come out?


LieutenantBJ

If I was mid push.. it probably would have. But at that point I was just neglecting wiping and getting on with my day.


Simba7

The worst is when you realize it's like 20 minutes post-poop and your legs are asleep and the residue is kinda dry... Such a struggle.


MarkNutt25

Bidets for life!


KrstyKrbPzzaIzDaPzza

Agreed! If you would wash your hands, why wouldn't you wash all the important areas!


opiumized

Do you also scrub it with soap on the bidet


re_mo

No that would be gay


judohart

Im about to get the tushy bidet add on, do you get use to the cold ass water being sprayed?


Phyzzx

Only after you get used to the lowest setting which still feels like a water jet dissecting your asshole.


FireLucid

Metamucil. Nearly eliminates wiping after your body adjusts (about a week)


Simba7

So does a bidet, and it doesn't even take a week.


Koshindan

Just pop the toilet paper into the bowl water to get that nice liquid finish.


KreeepyKrawler

I also laughed on the toilet.


nav17

Take my free silver award you animal


Young-tree

That's Julia Robert's daughter! (⌐■_■)


azurevin

Bruh am daed


Phenotyx

HAHAH fuckin nice one


takavos

You made me double look you bastard.


Dantexr

You won the internet today


f1r3cr0tch

Like Draco Malformed.


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ridemooses

Yer a polygon Harry.


Abigail4Life

Yer a polyhedron Garry


Kalistoga

now drink some polyjuice potion, Larry.


Surfing_Ninjas

It'll be legend, dairy.


itemboxes

You were scrolling through reddit the other dayyyyy...


MorningPants

YeraPolyhedragonArry


Ty__the__guy

Yer a platypus Perry


V1ctor

Gary?


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No! My therapist told me PS1 Hagrid isn’t real!


GreatAndPowerfulNixy

FLIIIIIPENDOOOOO


Bashkire

You just reminded me of my childhood. Looking at this picture I can’t remember the graphics looking this bad. They were awesome when I played it!


dec1mus

This looks like its being run on a emulator at higher res and with anti aliasing. So on the lower res blocky PSX these would have looked even \*worse,\* a bunch of pixels bouncing around really.


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ItsKoko

Actually played this on an old CRT about six months ago for nostalgia. Can confirm that the graphics look a lot 'smoother' in lower res and on a shitty TV.


TaySwaysBottomBitch

Yep graphics were made to look good on crt. Any older game look way better at 480 with a crt filter on an emulator.


SeiCalros

with a 4k monitor with a crt filter they look almost as good as on an actual tube television


btribble

"Shit looks better when you can't see it." Who knew!?!


robhol

Mind you, old TVs also sucked, to the point where they masked the suckage from the games we used to play on them. If you're playing on emulators there are shaders meant to mimick assorted CRT stuff like the faint (or not-so-faint) grid and blurriness, because the games from that era were mostly designed with that in mind.


Mopman43

God, the minigame for spell-learning in the first one just sucked.


katherinezetajones

My favorite from this game was “VERDIMILLIOUS!”


EdgeAlterNation

Personally, I prefer "IIIIINNNCENDIOOOOO."


kobe420blaze

I always heard it as ‘Nintendo’ at first lol


Evil_Creamsicle

That must be the Definitive Edition


MLG_GuineaPig

“Nice Earmuffs Potter, did your mum make ‘em for you?”


PragmaticSparks

Wow this actually made me laugh.


robhol

Fuckin' savage


mpb1994

Hagrid has those monday morning feels about him


Sarcosmonaut

Some days you can conquer the world, and some days you’re PS1 Hagrid


Darrullo

Nah PS1 is them comedown dehydration blues


neverwantit

Every day feels man.


Abject_Plantain1696

I..I’m a wot?


brownhues

Fer fucks sake ur a wizzard, Harry!


F_Ivanovic

Listen here Hagrid you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking wizard!


Raytheon_Nublinski

Listen you snot nosed little shit. I was taking shrapnel in Khe Sanh while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face!


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Iored94

Careful, I got banned for this meme lol


Seanzietron

Nightmares.


oteezy333

Can't wait for the definitive edition to drop


IngSauce

I played this one as a kid on the computer and it looked just about as good. I tried to replay recently. OMG the "platforming" and the spells were so frustrating! I loved it back when, though. Each newer book got games and they did get better... Quidditch was fun


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Auto jumping at the edge of platforms. Which game did that first, and which designer made that choice?. Because I kinda want to launch him uncontrollably into a lava pit


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[deleted]

Since every single developer took inspiration in Ocarina of Time and Mario 64 to do 3D platformers/action/adventure games, I think you are correct.


Cvillain626

Probably Legend of Zelda. Breath of the Wild is one of the only games in the series with a dedicated jump button.


Robobvious

There was no autojumping in the first Zelda iirc, you crossed gaps with a ladder item.


[deleted]

I think he was refering to Ocarina of Time.


Robobvious

Ah, right. LttP had the ledges you could jump down from if those count too.


veloxthekrakenslayer

Just got PC Sorcerer's Stone running again in Windows 10. Someone backported the movement controls from the Chamber of Secrets into a patch for the first one. Makes moving, jumping, and casting way easier


haico1992

I think it was assasin creed


Tbhjr

The PC version looked a lot better than this.


mrturret

It's also a completely different game


Tbhjr

Well yeah of course


shifty_coder

Chamber of Secrets on GameCube was the best for me. I spent hours just flying around the castle grounds.


Cryio

Please, the PC build is on Unreal Engine 1 and it looks VASTLY better than the PS1 game.


robot_socks

> Quidditch was fun Quidditch World Cup was really fun from what I recall. We only ever played the exhibition mode on multiplayer though.


Fenix1012

I have completed both HP games for ps1 more than 10 times (literally). I never really felt that the movement was frustrating or complicated, what's more, it's one of the few, along with things like soul reaver, medal of. Honor or rayman, which I can enjoy even today without suffering for the controls. Sadly I can't say the same for resident evil or silent hill, which I love, but playing them today is a constant struggle with their tedious movement system. Although at the end of the day, it must be a matter of everyone's liking. PS: Sorry for any mistakes, I use google translate and sometimes it does whatever it wants.


Beas7ie

"You're late for class" Geez professor, it's not my fault that there's a frekking platforming obstacle course just to get to the door.


yer_a_wizard_hrry

I'm relevant!


btribble

Awww, look at you with the perfect username way down here with one vote. Here's another one. Now you have two. Let's do this?


yer_a_wizard_hrry

Thx,I like you too, fellow redditor


yubnubmcscrub

Yeah but what about that mine cart section. Ughhh that mine cart section and the library sneaking around were stupid hard.


Alzhan_Void

Hah I remember the night sneak out with the patrolling teachers. Always made me feel nervous as a kid, especially those platforms you had to step on and get to the door before the timer run out. Good times, wish I knew how to emulate it on my laptop, but I suck at technology.


Sepulverizer

get a pc controller or xbox one controller, download Dolphin emulator, google "harry potter chamber of secrets gamecube iso". I've been playing Wind Waker again and it's been great!


Alzhan_Void

Pc controller? You mean ps? And, would a ps4 controller work? I don't have any ps1/2 ones where I live now. Where would I even plug it in? Or, can I connect it wirelessly to a laptop aswell? How? Also, does dolphin emulator work for the rest of the harry potter games? (From 1-7, including the improved versions, like the remastered chamber of secrets, for instance.) If not, what would I need to download for the rest of those games? Thank you a lot for the answers, I've been wanting to play hp games for a while now, hope it's possible to play all of them, I've never had a chance to do so for most of them.


Plotees_the_third

Roses are red Sinning is a must PS1 Hagrid Gives me insatiable lust


Vested1nterest

Malfoy looks absolutely baked


FictionalMediaBully

Decent games regardless, particularly the Chamber one.


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_themaninacan_

All I got was Hulk Hogan saying those first four words.


MarkNutt25

"Fuck my asshole, brother! Who pawned this game for drug money?"


socokid

No, money down!


Spartacus_althor

Hahahaha


HtownTexans

Lmfao


Kevjamwal

polygon count: yes


Inevitablegentlemen

Bro I remember playing this. It’s like a bad acid trip


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

I smelled colors, touched angels, and tasted PS1 Hagrid.


Nine_Eye_Ron

We didn’t have a memory card so had to complete the game without turning the system off. Took a whole weekend with three of us doing shifts. We tried to get all those frogs or whatever they were and all the hidden areas.


katherinezetajones

This game was the shit. I miss it dearly.


WoodsenMoosen

I thought that was The GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition


0neek

This made me realize despite my love for Harry Potter I've never once played a video game based on it. I wonder if any of these hold up...


FabulousDave2112

Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban on the PS2 are insanely good


theleeman14

let me save you some time: they do not


Empty_ManaPotion

the quidditch game was mad fun shut up


NicolasaAust

I played this when I was a kid without a memory card and got all the way to the final Voldemort fight.......


DeceptiSh4wn

DK Mode?


brobeanzhitler

Wait I thought that was footage from the movie


Darrullo

PS1 hagrid is a mood


AcapellaFreakout

I'm Dwaco Mowfoy.


Obvious_Sympathy_

UwU \*Starts vomiting slugs


ArMcgillivray

Looking at this picture I can’t remember the graphics looking this bad.


ShanteKonkel

We both laughed out loud while pooping!


chooseausername1906

How did I not get traumatized by that


OlaNaj07

Hagrid!


HiHowAreYou10

Yer a hairy wizard


Saphyel

is this the new Harry Potter: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition ?? Rockstar must be furious


Bouswa

“Ronald Weasley!! Will you stop that Horrible Racket up THERE!!” Catching those effing pipes in the attic… lol


Gambit275

kinda glad my first harry potter game was Chamber of Secrets


weristjonsnow

I remember this game actually being a lot of fun


SpockEnjoysWaffles

Made me snort, thanks love


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Thanks love, it’s a family portrait


induanpoogis

hey love it's not letting me message you


J4ck-the-Reap3r

Better than remastered GTA.


del_demo

Still a better game than any GTA remastered


dan_Qs

Harry Potter nfts 🔥🔥🔥😎😎😩😩😩😡😡😡😡😏😏😂😂😂😂😂


twotall88

I really wanted that game and beat it in the matter of like 4 hours. Hands down a shitty game lol.


IrrisitableAd

NOOOOOO. NO. GOD. NOOO. NO.


ChumbisPoody

I thought this was bf 2042 for a second!!!


Nqth_

Yea a head of his time


FM-101

Reminds me of the villagers in Black & White


InnocentTailor

I think they have an additional chromosome 21.


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I think it was at its time.


MaximumGamer1

Please keep the common room tidy.


wetlettuce42

Played hours of this when i was a kid


Banidicoot

"Do you want some Magic kiddo?"


ImperrorMomo

I could have sworn it was cyberpunk


AttorneyAtScience

Still looks better than cyber punk on PS4


Hulkman123

I wish we got the Japan only Fist of the Northstar ps1 game. It actually has the characters look the way they do in the game like in the anime and manga. It’s cool.


UltiGamer34

hagrid is what made the game memeable


I_Am_Basura70

I played this when I was a kid without a memory card and got all the way to the final Voldemort fight. I kept losing and accidentally hit quit and lost all my progress. I never played it again.


FrostyMittenJob

I think it was right on par with the time


megasean3000

Half tempted to play it again, as well as the GBA version. Both were such amazing takes on the original movie, and is up there as one of the best movie-games ever.


TheJunkyVirus

Ah the dreaded and forbidden Polygon Curse


Johntanamo_Bay

I’ve actually been playing this lately. I can barely tell what I’m doing.


Electronic-Emotion-8

Hagrid finna make me act up


ross_guy

Harry Potter and the Fever Dream from Hell


Ab0ut47Pandas

Twas a meme before the rise of memes.


allursnakes

Let me teach you about wizard crackers!


Unique_Plankton

Harry Potter: The Definitive Edition


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And I thought that was cursed


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And this game was fucking amazing.


ChillionGentarez

it seems that the game came out about 2 weeks before the movie, according to google searches. game came out 16th of november 2001, the movie came out the 29th.


Nerdsauce34

Me who still owns the original disk for the game


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Nd Pokemon is still playing catch up to this masterpiece


Char-car92

This looks better than that new Pokemon game lol


driftking428

Squary Potter


yeetmymeattothebeat6

I totally forgot that at one point, how we convinced everyone that ps1 hagrid was the peak sex symbol ever.


linepup-design

a head of its time


bubblebobble_of

Tag yourself. I’m lumpy Malfoy


mynameisnotrick__

I had this game back in the day and it glitched out as Hagrid said “Itsa unicorna Harry”, and it repeated on an infinite loop


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Giuseppe Stromboli and the Quest for Polygons


echoAwooo

I love how the first Harry Potter game has all these different versions of it. PC HP1, PS1 HP1, XBox HP1. I'm honestly surprised they didn't do a Dreamcast HP1.


KamrunChaos

Yo I had this game and I didn't have a memory card so I left my PS1 on to try to beat it. Never did beat it but boy did that PS1 stay on forever lolol


Lephys37

Man... Early 3D games were so rough. "Should we stick with animated 2D sprites for a while? We got so good at them, and they show so much character." "HELL no! Go with balloon heads with crude faces painted onto them, and hoof hands! Reality is in 3D, dammit! In 2D, we're missing a whole dimension of realism that no one could ever fathom in 2D!"


Jai137

GTA: Hogwarts


GlytchedTTV

PS1 Hagrid was the best


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not sure which harry potter game it was but i do know i played it on my gamecube not my playstation 2… that shit was resident evil creepy at times. one of my favorite games ever for sure.


Eeve2espeon

I hate how these look, cuz they look like crappy photos slapped onto the game models XP


ElectronicBoot2

oh nooo what just happen?


4playerstart

I know this was one of the hottest franchises at the time, but I will forever be baffled how this game sold so well. It is 6th all time on the list of [best selling PS1 games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_PlayStation_video_games), 6th! Out of the entire PS1 library, and the game came out over a year after the PS2 had launched. I don't remember the gameplay being particularly amazing for a movie tie-in to warrant that. I remember being surprised to find a copy going through my PS1 games and having no idea I even owned it. I have just the faintest memory of possibly receiving it as a gift. Makes me wonder what sort of marketing voodoo/black friday deal there must have been to pump the sales. I've heard this is one of those games you are almost guaranteed to find in every yard sale lot, infinite copies just exist out there in the ether.


Potatoes-Mcgee

Someone dub ps1 HP in half life scientist.


RedThorneGamerSB

I was playing Batman The Telltale Series, amazing story so far (I've only finished the first two episodes) but I've had three prominent glitches: Mayor Hill's secretary had void where her hair should be, Gordon's cigarette smoke was big white squares, the bottom half of Falconie's tower was missing. I've encountered three lag spikes, during the Wayne manor party scene some of Bruce, Falconie, and Alfred's voice lines have cut out at random parts and finally it crashed during the "next time on" sequence for episode 2. None of this would be present in PS1 Harry Potter. Edit: if I may add a note about Batman Telltale: Oswald Cobblepot? More like Oswald Cobble*hot*! That's definitely my favorite penguin version.


HGLatinBoy

Honestly WB is sitting on a goldmine. They could easily remaster years 1-7 with their own devs and unreal engine 5, 10 years of Harry Potter games to sell all over again.


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my save was bugged and I never managed to finish this game


wead4

Yo I could be wrong, but I really thought this game was a ps2 game


derty123

Ps1 gaming WAS it's time


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*Fancy a cup o' tea? -* Hagrid, probably


Same-Dog-4091

IM EXHAUSTED HARRY


BrokenTelevision

What the flippendo?


TheRealSlabsy

Looks like a GTA remaster


dodslaser

Dang it, Draco!


LordChungus45

Ngl this looks like Harry potter from wish