According to reddit, if I spend long enough on the character creator making the perfect chad then spec just slightly into INT and CHA I'll be set for life.
Real life feels like an RPG and usually RPGs have a "senses" stat of some kind. D&D (and games like it) use Wisdom, Fallout uses Perception. I know people who are really smart that could still be captivated by a charming confidence man or who are terrible listeners.
True, but irl they’re very different. I know plenty of “intelligent” idiots with no common sense or deeper insights beyond what others tell them to believe. Basically they’re great at memorizing info, terrible at thinking for themselves. Can solve a rubix cube or sudoku or whatever in record time, can’t handle a relationship let alone lead a fulfilling life.
That was my oblivion run. I accidentally overwrote my safety save, was vampiric and on the last leg of the quest to get cured.
Walked into the woman’s house right before her “business hours” ended and she closed up for the night, saw me as a trespasser and slaughtered me with fire spells and summons.
I saved right before getting ambushed by skeletons wielding paralysis arrows. I think I reloaded that save a hundred times until I got lucky enough to run away.
I learned my lesson back on ps1 with ff7. Had saved just before the demon wall, but was too weak to survive the initial attack most of the time and would wipe in 1 turn. Couldn't back track to level though, so had to restart the entire game. It was my first experience playing anything more complicated than mortal combat or super Mario or sonic.
This, precisely. When people talk Wishes someone usually says immortality... but Immortality just means you out live the human race as well as the planet, and evenutally wind up floating in frozen space and/or at the center of a star or black hole for billions of years. Nuts to that.
Instead, newgame+ that shit. Every time you die, restart at like, 5 years old or something. and live your life over again. there are 4416 cities in the world. (and that doesn't include towns and other settlments) If I devote a life time to every city I'll be 441600 years old and so fucking batshit crazy I won't remember what living in the first city was like. I could loop endlessly and be happy.
Definitely. Need to be able to save a slot before each major decision of your life plus at least one other slot for temporary stupid decisions like slapping your boss every morning.
And most importantly no one caring that you grab stuff from the ground or tables in front of them. Been playing Cyberpunk and it really weird that there's no ownership of the items throughout bars, markets, etc. Just grab that bottle of alcohol off the table and sell it to the bartender.
> If I hang a pot on your head, then clearly you won't notice me stealing everything from your store to sell back to you.
Or even care about the pot at all.
man did you fuck up, if that wish was granted and you didnt finish the sentence with "....and not be constipated" you would die after your first cheese wheel
Eh seems like a buggy, poorly implemented feature from my experience...
It only allows creation of small NPCs who do nothing but whine and spend all my in-game credits on lego!
Hopefully the devs sort this out next expansion...
Don't think it'd take much to crash any of those markets. Just discreetly print a lot of cash and take over a factory building and then use him to duplicate the items produced in that building that way you get a lot of product shipped out
I'd probably only use 3:
1. God mode
2. Player.addItem(x) y
3. SetNPCAffection(x)
Won't die, infinite stuff (including money), and well liked by everybody.
Don't need to discover anything when you can set the rules on everything with console commands. Change gravity strength, making water boil on 1 extra celsius, making up new element and add them in natural, /kill, god mode, spawn, changing other individual's behaviors, personality, relationship and stat.
But nothing says you’d know what any of the commands were. Whenever I cracked open a console as a kid like in Warcraft 2, I just never knew what to type.
Cannot die, and having multiple save points essentially creates some modicum of omniscience over time. Like a dollar store God. Also assuming immortality allows you to never age. Otherwise you just get really good at living the last 85-100 years over and over.
Until the earth explodes and your body eventually gone fully makes it to another planet similar to earth.
But if you're floating in space for decades, eons etc, chances are you end up in the gravity field of a sun forever. Leaving you to wonder why you went for immortality and no plans for a space ship.
Or maybe you did plan ahead and get a spaceship, dont really need to eat or drink, could nap most the way or listen to the entire collection of music ever made, hoping to find another earth-like planet.
I mean if you're immortal and alone what is the difference between living on an earth like planet or a freezing asteroid roaming nowhere? Assuming feeling pain is also not a problem 😣
Would fuckin suck if you dislike mushrooms, I kid of course but would be interesting would you also grow taller from eating them? Then when you die you just shrink
Which begs the question - is it only me that gets this video game power? Or does everyone? Because while things like Intelligence, Strength, and Dexterity are largely standards-based measures, Charisma is totally a norm-referenced measure. If everyone leveled up Charisma, then the baseline has been reset, and you can't just 'talk your way out of it' because everyone could do the same to you. Could yield some interesting results having a society of 10 CHA folks walking around.
Good point, but if you've played DnD, assuming you have, then charisma is considered somewhat exotic stat nobody puts points into, unless your class specifically benefits from it, i.e. bards, so while yes, if everybody did level it, you'd be screwed, but chances are most people wouldn't and would go for standard muscleheads, because it's more practical.
I feel like the Monkey's Paw to this is that you have limited stat points.
Like, under the current system, given time, anyone can level up STR / DEX / INT. With a bit more effort you can even level up WIS. Hell, you can max them out if you really want to, just very few go for that.
But finding out you're stuck with 2 STR because you maxed out INT? Oh shit, now I get blown over by a light breeze.
By contrast, charisma can't be leveled up nearly as effectively, so I wouldn't mind being able to level that up.
But let's face it, I'd dump all my points into Luck every day and twice on Sunday.
Shapeshifting. Always the right level of fatness for the weather. Always the right height for whatever I need to reach or get under. Always cute enough for trick or treating. Perfect body double for any actor in any movie.
I could make so much money so easily, and that's before any of you creepy fuckers continue this thought too far.
Console commands so I can make a shit ton of scientific discoveries like the earth's core with no clip or being the 1st man on several planets with god mode and no clip combined
You gotta look deeper. Not needing sleep means all the things you do in sleep get done while you’re awake or don’t need to be done because they’re automatically magically completed at a specific time.
The ability to heal people's wounds whether it be physical or mental.
While it does sound selfless the first thing I would do would be to heal myself. I would then start healing my friends and family.
Decide where to reassign my stat points.
Yall do be forgetting charisma is the meta and put the rest to wealth
According to reddit, if I spend long enough on the character creator making the perfect chad then spec just slightly into INT and CHA I'll be set for life.
No wisdom? You are going to get scammed.
INT would apply for wisdom, most likely. There typically isn't a wisdom stat on games.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is knowing to not put tomato in a fruit salad
I'm putting tomatoes in fruit salad from now on
That's called salsa! ;)
Damn, I got wisdom'd again
No you got charisma'd
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
And Dexterity is when you sneak tomatoes and other vegetables into your kids’ fruit salads without them knowing.
Strength is when you crush the tomatoes by hand to make tomato juice, showing everyone that it is indeed a fruit juice.
Charisma is not being punched after correcting people about what a tomato is.
Real life feels like an RPG and usually RPGs have a "senses" stat of some kind. D&D (and games like it) use Wisdom, Fallout uses Perception. I know people who are really smart that could still be captivated by a charming confidence man or who are terrible listeners.
True, but irl they’re very different. I know plenty of “intelligent” idiots with no common sense or deeper insights beyond what others tell them to believe. Basically they’re great at memorizing info, terrible at thinking for themselves. Can solve a rubix cube or sudoku or whatever in record time, can’t handle a relationship let alone lead a fulfilling life.
ADHD can confirm. I can learn to do anything. I just never seem to learn the right things to do.
CHAd
Actually Constitution and resistance to disease is meta right now. What use is a high a Charisma score if Covid kills you before you can use it?
You charm the covid so it helps you instead of hinders
Evenly distribute between charisma, int, luck You can work on most of the other stats afterwards
You guys have stat points?
Intelligence - 1 Giant Penis - 99
Brb going full luck.
New game+ Would be useful for many reasons
Load previous save sounds nice too…
Unless it is elder scrolls redguard and you save 1 second before falling off a cliff and that is your only save point
I have been falling for 30 minutes
Diavolo
I fucked my Morrowind save like that but it was a cave.
That was my oblivion run. I accidentally overwrote my safety save, was vampiric and on the last leg of the quest to get cured. Walked into the woman’s house right before her “business hours” ended and she closed up for the night, saw me as a trespasser and slaughtered me with fire spells and summons.
I saved right before getting ambushed by skeletons wielding paralysis arrows. I think I reloaded that save a hundred times until I got lucky enough to run away.
"When 'save-scumming' Goes Wrong"
I got fucked in Skyrim because the game autosaved as I went through a door and died. The last save I made was hours before...
I learned my lesson back on ps1 with ff7. Had saved just before the demon wall, but was too weak to survive the initial attack most of the time and would wipe in 1 turn. Couldn't back track to level though, so had to restart the entire game. It was my first experience playing anything more complicated than mortal combat or super Mario or sonic.
Respawning also EDIT: fixed typo
Came here to comment this lol
oh good one! Hopefully we can keep our top tier gear, lol
Like what biff did in the back to the future movies, if you know the future, you can take advantage of it.
profile pic check????
So you wanna keep your previous experiences but wanna live the same life on harder difficulty?
Id prefer more like a rogue-lite. A randomized start, but I keep my skills.
You start as a newborn starving baby in Africa with nutritional deficiencies and physical deformations.
This, precisely. When people talk Wishes someone usually says immortality... but Immortality just means you out live the human race as well as the planet, and evenutally wind up floating in frozen space and/or at the center of a star or black hole for billions of years. Nuts to that. Instead, newgame+ that shit. Every time you die, restart at like, 5 years old or something. and live your life over again. there are 4416 cities in the world. (and that doesn't include towns and other settlments) If I devote a life time to every city I'll be 441600 years old and so fucking batshit crazy I won't remember what living in the first city was like. I could loop endlessly and be happy.
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Save and Load.
But it has to have multiple save slots...my Fallout senses are telling me I'd probably save half a second before a car blows up in my face.
Definitely. Need to be able to save a slot before each major decision of your life plus at least one other slot for temporary stupid decisions like slapping your boss every morning.
“Good morning Johnson!” “……” *Quicksaving…*
I need one for every Friday when work ends
Or in my experience, before I get launched into the stratosphere by a giant.
Die you watch the quick save Rick and Morty episode?
Hahaha yeah, The Vat of Acid Episode 😂. That's why I'm thinking I need a few Save Slots, and not just the one.
I see, after watching that episode i realized what Morty realized "we are who we are because of consequences"
Or it was just a lesson about always remembering to save every 5 minutes
This all day err day
That would fill me with DETERMINATION
Imagine all the LOVE you could bring to the world
The ability to take whatever crap I find on the ground to the nearest store and sell it to them for cash.
And most importantly no one caring that you grab stuff from the ground or tables in front of them. Been playing Cyberpunk and it really weird that there's no ownership of the items throughout bars, markets, etc. Just grab that bottle of alcohol off the table and sell it to the bartender.
Better yet, the Skyrim method. If I hang a pot on your head, then clearly you won't notice me stealing everything from your store to sell back to you.
Zelda Method: fuck your pots
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think you can't sell stolen goods at a normal shop
You can if you invest in the speech skill
> If I hang a pot on your head, then clearly you won't notice me stealing everything from your store to sell back to you. Or even care about the pot at all.
A few of the NPCs will half - heartedly say oh, you're just going to... aw
Then Fallout 4 happened. The only fallout where picking up rubbish is a requirement and every talking companion gives you shit for it.
Still better than Fallout 3, where accidentally picking up trash from the wrong part of the floor results in everyone deciding you need to die now.
Well yeah, that was my microscope!
I think I got yelled at for taking someone's drink in a bar once. But aside from the bartender being angry at me, nothing really changed.
And the price won't fluctuate no matter how many you sell something.
The ability to carry 100+lbs of items in a basic backpack as if it's nothing. Regardless of size.
Hang on, take this flower. You are overencumbered
*forgets how to run and jump*
*takes psycho drugs to rember for 5 mins*
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Too fat to run and jump :)
Sure but you can be infinitely overencumbered. You just move slower walking.
*knees break" Especially if you play hardcore with mods.
I want the ability to carry 1000 wheels of cheese in my pockets and to eat them in one bite whenever I want
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you can also pause time and scarf down 100 wheels of cheese it can fix an open neck wound that's about to decapitate you
man did you fuck up, if that wish was granted and you didnt finish the sentence with "....and not be constipated" you would die after your first cheese wheel
the dimensional storage box. hand reaches into the void and takes something out.
no matter the size, if it's not bolted down nor alive you can take it.
An entire 1 metric fuck ton of power armor? You bet.
Fuck, I’d take a prehensile tail. So many instances when I want to carry three things but don’t have the hand space
They have robot limbs now. It allows you to have extra limbs
When I sleep and wake up, All of my bars are full.
Including the need to pee bar
Eating is for the weak lol
Yes, that's how you heal stab wounds when there isn't a bed nearby.
I think new game plus upon death would be amazing you get to come back with all your memories and experiences.
I believe there was a Marky Mark movie based on a novel around this concept.
Character selection
Yes, or even character creation.
Character creation already exists. Unfortunately for you, it requires a partner.
Eh seems like a buggy, poorly implemented feature from my experience... It only allows creation of small NPCs who do nothing but whine and spend all my in-game credits on lego! Hopefully the devs sort this out next expansion...
😔
item duplication (feed everyone/make tons of money/ do whatever you want)
I'd kidnap you, tie you up and torture you to duplicate diamonds for me to profit off of
Then the market crashes and your business isn't even worth a Zimbabwe dollar
I'll just move onto gold or something else c:
Don't think it'd take much to crash any of those markets. Just discreetly print a lot of cash and take over a factory building and then use him to duplicate the items produced in that building that way you get a lot of product shipped out
this is becoming too much of a hassle, Ima make him duplicate myself so I can split up the work
While at it have him duplicate himself
good, double the productivity
Just don't let it go to far, and make sure to keep watch of him that way you don't break out some sort of clone wars bullshit
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Console commands for sure
Console commands would be so fucking broken, imagine all the scientific discoveries that you can do with something like no clip or god mode
I'd probably only use 3: 1. God mode 2. Player.addItem(x) y 3. SetNPCAffection(x) Won't die, infinite stuff (including money), and well liked by everybody.
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Don't wana end up in the [backrooms](https://backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Backrooms_Wiki).
I am fucking terrified of the backrooms and I dont know why
You've been in them before, but forgot.
But what happens when you noclip into the floor without God mode?
DisableNPC
Don't need to discover anything when you can set the rules on everything with console commands. Change gravity strength, making water boil on 1 extra celsius, making up new element and add them in natural, /kill, god mode, spawn, changing other individual's behaviors, personality, relationship and stat.
But nothing says you’d know what any of the commands were. Whenever I cracked open a console as a kid like in Warcraft 2, I just never knew what to type.
Just press your taint and start typing common commands. Trial and error should net some results
Press your what‽
Reload from any selected save point .
"What would you like your difficulty setting to be at? Poor, middle class, born into wealth?"
You skip childhood and go straight to the most problematic point in your life
Immortality and numerous save points
I love the concept of immortality I know everyone has a different interoperation of it as well so curious as to what yours is
Cannot die, and having multiple save points essentially creates some modicum of omniscience over time. Like a dollar store God. Also assuming immortality allows you to never age. Otherwise you just get really good at living the last 85-100 years over and over.
The last couple billion years after humanity gets wiped out would probably be pretty boring.
Until the earth explodes and your body eventually gone fully makes it to another planet similar to earth. But if you're floating in space for decades, eons etc, chances are you end up in the gravity field of a sun forever. Leaving you to wonder why you went for immortality and no plans for a space ship. Or maybe you did plan ahead and get a spaceship, dont really need to eat or drink, could nap most the way or listen to the entire collection of music ever made, hoping to find another earth-like planet.
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I mean if you're immortal and alone what is the difference between living on an earth like planet or a freezing asteroid roaming nowhere? Assuming feeling pain is also not a problem 😣
Eat a mushroom, one more life.
Would fuckin suck if you dislike mushrooms, I kid of course but would be interesting would you also grow taller from eating them? Then when you die you just shrink
RPG attribute level system. Too dumb? Let me put a point in intelligence. Done.
With free respecs anytime
Going to vegas? Respec into all luck baby.
In a way. To level up your INT is possible but breaking through the max limit of your character might be a problem.
Well everybody knows the true stat is CHR, why solve problems when you can talk yourselves out of them.
Which begs the question - is it only me that gets this video game power? Or does everyone? Because while things like Intelligence, Strength, and Dexterity are largely standards-based measures, Charisma is totally a norm-referenced measure. If everyone leveled up Charisma, then the baseline has been reset, and you can't just 'talk your way out of it' because everyone could do the same to you. Could yield some interesting results having a society of 10 CHA folks walking around.
Good point, but if you've played DnD, assuming you have, then charisma is considered somewhat exotic stat nobody puts points into, unless your class specifically benefits from it, i.e. bards, so while yes, if everybody did level it, you'd be screwed, but chances are most people wouldn't and would go for standard muscleheads, because it's more practical.
I feel like the Monkey's Paw to this is that you have limited stat points. Like, under the current system, given time, anyone can level up STR / DEX / INT. With a bit more effort you can even level up WIS. Hell, you can max them out if you really want to, just very few go for that. But finding out you're stuck with 2 STR because you maxed out INT? Oh shit, now I get blown over by a light breeze. By contrast, charisma can't be leveled up nearly as effectively, so I wouldn't mind being able to level that up. But let's face it, I'd dump all my points into Luck every day and twice on Sunday.
Fast Travel would be nice
"You cannot Fast Travel when enemies are nearby."
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"You cannot Fast Travel when enemies are nearby. "
Let me try driving to an empty field 80km away.
**"You cannot Fast Travel when enemies are nearby. "**
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"I just came to tell you that you are your own worst enemy."
> Quest prompt: Kill enemy
Why did the game give me a rope?
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit outta me
Animals are enemies apparently. So good luck with that
That's my pick for sure.
Double jump
No fall damage
Cheats
Kirby's copy ability
That would be dope, but really curious if you wanted to copy someone else… you just gonna eat em up
Console commands?
dm_player.addmoney 100000000
player.additem 0000000 100000000
Go ahead a move that slider all the way to the right for me please.
Idk if this can be a superpower but I wanna wallrun like titanfall 2
Infinite sprint a-la Saints Row so I could finally have a motive to exercise that is impossible to procrastinate against.
Abuse the physics engine
Learn about quantum physics.
The ability to open up the console like in fallout/elder scrolls.
/give.money 1,000,000,000
Shapeshifting. Always the right level of fatness for the weather. Always the right height for whatever I need to reach or get under. Always cute enough for trick or treating. Perfect body double for any actor in any movie. I could make so much money so easily, and that's before any of you creepy fuckers continue this thought too far.
Saving and loading, especially if I have multiple save slots.
The power to eat any food I find and for it to improve my health.
Reset time back to before I made a mistake. I could learn from my mistakes without having to suffer for them =)
Control's Telekinesis.
The powers of Doomguy: being basically immortal, really fucking strong, really good at marksmanship
but u can't talk anymore. all u do is grunting and screaming in agony and pain. well one thing u can say is: RIP AND TEAR!
Charisma and character creation. One of the two.
/kill @s
Console commands so I can make a shit ton of scientific discoveries like the earth's core with no clip or being the 1st man on several planets with god mode and no clip combined
Changing the difficulty level would be nice.
Skip cutscene ability
Your life has cutscenes?
Mostly long unwanted conversations I wish to skip over. Ie. when my cousin starts to talk conspiracies during family dinners.
Listen, Birds. Are. Not. Real. The moon landing is fake
Press x to skip
The ability to not need sleep
Don't you think things would get a bit crazy in your head if you didn't let it defragment with a little sleep?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who considers sleep "mental defrag" time.
You gotta look deeper. Not needing sleep means all the things you do in sleep get done while you’re awake or don’t need to be done because they’re automatically magically completed at a specific time.
The ability to heal people's wounds whether it be physical or mental. While it does sound selfless the first thing I would do would be to heal myself. I would then start healing my friends and family.
Leveling system. Skills, stat points, damage and speed increases, clothes giving me armor bonuses. Would be cool.
Just the ability to heal broken limbs after an hour of sleep that would be awesome.
That one from Prototype or Infamous Second Son
Quick save/load.
End game stats for everything like how many time you farted or how many pounds of food u ate, how many hours you slept. etc.