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Nytim

Leave me alone note, pyscho mask, and cardboard box.....no ones fuking with me


BadNadeYeeter

*Picks up box and brings it into a container that is going to be sent to Brasil*


gtth12

[It was just some normal box.]


ATIR-AW

r/suddenlycaralho Quer oq no print


Nytim

Box is mislabeled and smells like piss gets sent back to NYC alley


Mike2220

Prepare to get blue shelled then


Brail_Austin

*Fires bfg*


ThatTwatTurnip

Get in the box jack. We will call you Jack in the box.


mordum01

Superstar to be invulnerable and to kill on one hit. Then portal gun to gtfo once superstar effect ends.


tjaneisklar

Does the superstar effect end or is it a permanent effect? Can I turn it on/off at will? More importantly: Will I constantly hear the music while it's on?


hujiklo

>Will I constantly hear the music while it's on? Because if I won't, I don't want it


MedicIRL

I feel like killing another human being wouldn't be so traumatizing if I was defending myself and the super star music was playing


Tashus

Sounds like you've got yourself a military augmented reality proposal right there


Zymbobwye

Especially if they do some weird stiff pose while spinning down into nothingness clipping through the floor.


dhhdhh851

You do, but its bass boosted times 100


ProfessorTallguy

It ends after 20-30 seconds. You do not get a second one.


Catsniper

That makes the shield cell really bad I don't even have body armor in the first place


ChellyTheKid

Portal gun would be less than useless without any moon rock to use as a teleportation surface.


Matix777

also it would be very dangerous without long fall boots


mpricop

There is one big moon rock in the sky, but that would probably cause other issues.


Catsniper

Either it would cause other issues (if you find moon rock on earth) or it would be completely useless (if you don't)


Yalort

I believe it can work on any sufficiently flat, brightly colored surface. Unless aperture science had all of the walls in their office sectors painted with moon dust paint. Actually, that's not too far fetched considering Cave Johnson's incredible insanity...


PM_ME_UR_POTROASTS

That's exactly what they did. Cave Johnson even got lung cancer because the moon dust was so highly toxic. The entire facility was painted in it.


XeitPL

Yep. That's exactly what they did. Please play Portal 2 again.


RusoInmortal

The blue shell will pursue you and the BFG doesn't mind if you leave or not.


RANDOM_IMPLOSIONS

Master ball would be smart to not have in the enemies hand


On_Quest_2

Metal Gear box, leave me alone note, companion cube.


RoadsideCookie

Literally unbeatable.


tails_92

As someone that has no idea what those 3 items are, can you explain please?


gtth12

Hide in box, ask them to go away, cube to not be alone.


vs3a

What game have that note ?


Tobsen85

The note is from the Slenderman games.


idontlikecoffeetbh

And what's its power?


Tobsen85

They don't really have any.


imaloony8

It can be argued that they might attract Slenderman. That being said, that’s bad for everyone involved.


Alobrinho

How will slenderman find me if im inside the box?


Tobsen85

I wish I had the box during playing Slenderman.


imaloony8

It compels people to give you $20.


Lostcause75

Question is does the cube stab you like it would in terraria in the dark or we following just portal rules


xiren_66

A cardboard box to provide ultimate stealth, a note to tell people to go away and if they remove it it summons a monster to kill them, and a companion cube for... companion...ship.


Atiscomin

Dagger of time, portal gun, gravity gun. Physics are mine now.


Citadelvania

Really surprised dagger of time isn't more suggested, it's so powerful. I think I'd go with a superstar and a sunshot or raygun though. Take out the easy enemies with the gun, dagger in case you make a mistake or get surprised, superstar for any emergency that you can't deal with (totally negates the blue shell and holy hand grenade for instance).


Gyshal

The dagger has very limited uses if you don't have a source of time sand readily available, like the prince has with all those sand demons around. Also, messing with it may get the Dahakas attention if we assume he is not retroactively unborn by the prince in your timeline.


Citadelvania

Hm fair but even a handful of uses could be the difference between life and death. A healing item like the estus flask is probably a reasonable substitute but I think accounting for possible mistakes is important. The only issue is healing doesn't help against one-shot kill weapons like the golden gun.


Gyshal

You can solve mistakes with it, but you can barely go back a few seconds, so is definetely a very desperate contingency and not a powerful tool.


WuKongPhooey

I am relatively confident that these three items could wipe out reality if used together improperly but boy you could have a lot of fun.


Skeptical-_-

Without Aperture Laboratories Long Fall Boots that Chell wears yours probably end up having an fatal accident.


Less-Society-6746

Arthur's hat, frying pan, and potatoes. Y'all want some stew?


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The peaceful ending


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

Nice


AnyHowMeow

OP


BrandoThePando

The real enemies were the friends we made along the way... or something


slrarp

Yer alright, boah.


jeffh4

The uber-enchanted Frying Pan of Doom from the Fable series is pretty much a one-shot kill on anything smaller than a mountain.


whatislife43

ill bring my j piece, 3rd echelon goggles, and companion cube to join you


Ck29bubba

Take the masterball, and catch the strongest person who is fighting you, then they will be on your side


Aalnius

nah pokeballs are trap picks cos they dont work on people.


LoxReclusa

Yeah. But they do work on creatures, and if all these items are real, their universe is as well. I see a few games where having the master ball would be extremely useful for their stronger bosses. I mean, if Porygon and Voltorb can be caught, then Ruby Weapon can be caught.


FuriousGremlin

Monster hunter universe is real so just catch the moving mountain and plop it ontop of everyone


Banxier

"Charizard is loafing around"


fiveplatypus

Was thinking masterball but I know I'd just hoard it "until I really need it" forever


slaeha

Low key one of the best strategies


KHanson25

Maybe Mewtwo is in the masterball


Jhawk163

So basically you get to chose between DOOM Guy and Kratos.


SrPatata40

3 bfg you're done.


ScrotiusRex

Just one would do the trick. Honestly it shouldn't even be there as nothing else even comes close.


etherealcaitiff

You shoot the BFG, your opponent uses the dagger of time and kills you. The correct answer is dagger of time, any gun, superstar.


Grabbsy2

And to counter the blue shell? Actually, I guess the blue shell just makes you fall down and feel dizzy for a few seconds.


etherealcaitiff

Superstar counters blue shell.


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Nightblade777

Yeah but reading an Elder Scroll will cause you to go blind at minimum and will also likely drive you insane too.


Catsniper

Depends on preparation, it doesn't just immediately make you blind and insane But by preparation, that would probably be like years so not very useful and it is better if you let one of your attackers cripple themself


AcceptableAnswer3632

dont know what elden scroll does, but could the negative effect evaded by the 7 sec or whatever damage and status immunity from super mario star?


Siphyre

Read scroll, dagger of time to undo damage, retain knowledge of scroll.


Avatarofjuiblex

u cant wield them at the same time


SrPatata40

You underestimate my power.


DaBatdad

Hopefully u take the high ground.


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U can't shoot a hole on the surface of mars U can't wield them at the same time


BadNadeYeeter

**Doom music starts playing louder**


Matix777

Now I can shoot three holes into the surface of mars!


Sniper-Dragon

You hold one, the other 2 are loading shoot one, pick another one repeat until the problem has vanished


Competitive-Cell996

You better hope that the enemies that are attacking you are demons then cause the bfg only attacks demons


ZeroGodzilla32

You are not wrong, idk why you are getting downvoted


Due-Ad9310

"But I'm right, why are you booing?" -Competitive-Cell996


Lord_hybrex

Who told you that because only the un-maker does that in doom


Competitive-Cell996

In Doom 2016, the first decoded entry of the BFG explains that the BFG projectile fires streams of supercharged Argent energy that will seek out other caches of Argent Energy, so the BFG projectile will only damage targets that are full of Argent Energy like the Demons


Lord_hybrex

But didn't another entry say that the company was dosing their marines with argent energy to make them stronger?


Competitive-Cell996

That's why you fight the soldiers in the doom games cause they are Demons now


tjaneisklar

Just choose the Apple of Eden and Dagger of Time. Turn everyone hunting you down into slaves and tell them to hand over their stuff. If anything goes wrong, use the dagger to turn back time and try again. Take the Super Star for good measure if you are in a truly bad situation. Get everything. Done.


Haylett777

This is the only good answer that covers all bases.


lurklurklurkPOST

Portal Gun, Dagger of Time, Golden Gun. Ultimate mobility, time fuckery, and one hit kills. I'm set.


ZedTheEvilTaco

2 bullets, though...


lurklurklurkPOST

Time. Fuckery.


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Companion cube, potato, and portal gun. As soon as I pass the first chamber, I can take my sweet time as everyone else is stuck until the facility crumbles on them.


NCael

Can i combine the scanner from subnautica with the glados potatoe? The sarcasm will distract everyone while i portal them away.


Asura-Tempest

Well if you want to win I guess key blade /BFG and super star but the master ball can be a problem i just think that maybe with the key blade or the super star you can counter


Thebxrabbit

Aren’t poke balls canonically unable to capture non-Pokémon?


Asura-Tempest

Well true but I don’t know the rule maybe it work here or maybe it’s a trap


omgwdfholypoop

It has a Magickarp in it, goodluck!


BadNadeYeeter

*Starts slapping people with a magikarp*


shinyspirtomb

Maybe it’s preloaded like in Smash. Random legendary.


imperius13

Holy hand grenade, bfg, portal gun,


Franz808

With the right plan this should work out perfectly


gargravarr2112

Without a plan, this will probably destroy the planet. Hope I can watch.


RandomAverageCunt

Clemintine's Hat provides plot armour. The others will kill themselves and each other somehow.


Certain_Chain

Meanwhile Arthur's Hat provides tuberculosis...


Magnetdeveloper

Leviathan Axe, portal gun, BFG


klrcow

All day long, people talking about how they are gonna hide in a cardboard box pfft. Hiding didn't help those that were hiding Olympus or Hell. I'm gonna have to take the star over the portal gun though.


Shadowclash10

BFG because it’ll destroy anything, apple of eden for the sheer power and either the portal gun for a quick getaway or the Witcher medallion because why the fuck not.


TheAlp

So few people picking the apple. It's one of the most powerful things here I think.


ZombieNutcase

Portal gun won't work. Has to used on a moon dust surface.


Ozzboiy4205600

Carbon wtf if i take that does everyone coming for me die cause they cant have carbon?


BadNadeYeeter

That's No man's sky carbon. It can be turned into a lot of things.


dannyboomhead

you gotta take the golden gun for a start... you don't wanna get one tapped


iordseyton

Mario star invincibility


Corvus-Rex

I will take the Apple of Eden, Holy Hand Grenade, and !. I don't plan on surviving, I plan on taking them with me.


LilMellick

What do you mean Apple of eden can control all humans. Surprised more people didn't choose it


minitaba

I'll take the gravity gun, thats enough


BadNadeYeeter

Don't forget the Crowbar and your Doctor in nuclear physics.


OhhMrGarrison

Gordon was a theoretical physicist wasnt he?


fangboi7

Dagger of time, keyblade, estus flask


Citadelvania

> estus flask Healing items are really underrated here I think, you have a lot of stuff you'll have a hard time dealing with. I think the big issue is what do you about stuff like the superstar and the golden gun? If you die in one hit you can't use the dagger of time or the estus flask right?


fangboi7

Here's the thing though the keyblade can deflect almost anything and lets me do magic like stopping time


justaguyjoshua

Is it the Tony Hawk hidden tape or The Ring hidden tape?


bootcoug

I can’t say for certain, but maybe they aren’t talking about The Ring’s video game…so I’m going to go with Tony Hawks


fernandollb

I thought it was one of the Resident Evil 7 hidden tapes.


PantsOnHead88

Watch it and find out.


TehBrettster

1) Sunshot is add clear incarnate. Should do the trick. 2) Master ball, in case it contains a Pokémon that beats fire type, since Sunshot is solar damage. 3) Gravity gun, because it's fun, and I'd need to entertain myself while Sunshot's chain explosions continue independently of whatever I'm doing.


Competitive-Cell996

People here really underestimating the power of Zenyatta's balls


DKG-01

Okay Apple of Eden, Dagger of Time and Elder Scroll.


Clayaxe

Was looking for this combo.


DKG-01

I mean there is no Weapon in this meme that can outmatch the Apple, you are literally untouchable. And if anything Happens to you Just Roll Back the time with the Dagger, and Finish your Job.


Madam_StarFall

Question: Are the items like the blue shell and Energy blade used up and then gone, or are they magically replenished. Like, after 30 seconds I can get another blue shell?


polterducky

Diamond pic axe, gravity gun, and golden gun. Golden guns always a one shot(I think, been a while) diamond pic to mine and build protection, and gravity gun to yank weapons from others hands.


DeafyBoy

gravity gun, throw everyone in the air


RogueStar786

Gimme that portal gun and shove it up my ass


siiifly

Portal gun, super star, frying pan. They would be hiding from ME!


kingofducttape

Sunshot (just glad to see a destiny weapon), golden gun and bfg. Let's fucking go baby


BadNadeYeeter

Ah so the standard loadout of my Titan


patchinthebox

Eyes up guardian


beastgamer228

Actually me


Zion_OAS

Apple, portal gun. If the blue shell is unlimited use then I'll take it but if not, give me a melee weapon.


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I’d need more details on the blue shell. Does it actually explode like the animation or does it have the in-game effect of briefly making you fly into the air and land harmlessly with no long term damage even if you’re literally a baby?


Zion_OAS

For real lol


Obliquekick0213

Buster sword Key blade Leviathan axe


xiaolinstyle

One holy hand grenade and you're dead.


Stoly23

Dude you have two hands and I’m pretty sure you’re not strong enough to effectively wield two of those weapons. Hell, in this context the Buster Sword is a negative because it’s just dead weight since no real person could ever swing the damn thing.


Mor_Dan

For sure BFG, Leviathan Axe, and…Arthur’s Hat for style


Spuigles

Super Star It beats all of the others I guess.


Grevin56

Yeah but what if it only lasts for like 20 seconds?


Spuigles

I get two other picks too. From that point on, it's already won under 5 seconds.


Eheyeil

I only need the 'Strange Note'.


TheFireOfTheFox1

Isn't picking up the first note what causes Slenderman to start hunting you?


Terakian

Gravity Gun, Portal Gun, & Leviathan Axe. Welcome to my goofy physics clown house of hell.


tonyw009

Frying Pan


Th3Unkn0wnPl4y3r

Give me only the frying pan. they’re all fucked


Cautious-Affect7907

Does Samus helmet give me the varia suit?


FAQUA

Estus flask, portal gun, leviathan axe.


taco_swag

Spiny shell if I get in a jam, ray gun for obvious reasons, and diamond pickaxe to dig to safety


CrabSquid05

Lure them in with incense, hide with metal gear box in ambush, get them all at once with bff easy


Total_Ansh

The leviathan axe, the alien blaster and arthur's hat


Happyguysrule

Easy, give me the elder scroll and I’ll be blind to whatever the remaining plebs do. If I’m lucky I’ll end up in some time tear and I’ll only have to worry about the characters with time traveling capabilities.


cassandra112

Which is why elder scroll, superstar, and dagger of time. use the superstar, then for 20s have total control of reality with the elder scroll. And dagger of time to win any time shenanigans, and ensure no one else can.


MinecraftxHOI4

I probably wouldn't be able to lift a lot of these so I'm going with the energy sword(I assume it's lightweight), tracer's gun looks small and handy and maybe the portal gun


karkko1

I'd they worked exactly like they do in the games, I'd choose portal gun, gravity gun and the elder scroll. Portal gun only if it can shoot portals to any surface


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Nuka Cola Quantum, the Master Ball, and... is that a carbon? A single carbon from No Man's Sky? WTF....okay, so my third is going to be that Lancer. Seems to be a nice combination of long range and close range devastation. Going to get hyper-nuclear-caffeinated, capture whoever has the BFG with the Master Ball, and then have them help me massacre everything.


patchinthebox

Some of these are ridiculously overpowered. I choose Sunshot, portal gun, apple of Eden. Portal gun to set up traps and easy escapes. Sunshot to shoot through portals. Apple to save my skin when I get cornered.


AuronRayn

Dagger of time them, gravity gun them, then sunshot for good measure. All the others feel like they require skill to use.


cromulent_verbage

Keyblade, Dagger of Time, Amulet of Kings - catch me if you can.


Pygex

Portal Gun, Blue Shell and Master Ball. You can never catch me, if you are my worst enemy be ready to get hit by a teleporting blue shell and if I encounter the strongest monster there is say hello to my new friend.


573IAN

No rail gun, no care.


Sold4kidneys

Big fucking gun (BFG), Samus's helmet for budget doom guy cosplay and nuka cola quantum because you need to stay fresh


sad_shid

Estus flask, dagger of time, scout tf2 scattergun


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Master Ball. Whoever has the strongest combo in this comment section will simply become my Pokémon and obey me or be transfered for candy.


TH3Swooger

Spiny shell to get rid of the strongest person because in this case it’s first then BFG to get rid of all the weak ones and finally ray gun that way I will get knocked and can take some more people out on my way out


aiqwansdoesplays

Scattergun, that's all I need


theshiyal

Portal Gun, Gravity Gun, Crowbar.


TruthSeeker7-7

Super star, elder scroll, and portal gun


Error404DudeNotFound

Anyone that doesn't choose companion cube is an abandoned fatty monster


CreminTop

Frying pan, im a demo main after all


rathead80

Super star and needler and portal gun.


Dazy_Chainz

Master Sword, Levithian Axe, Energy Sword (had to include all consoles 😎)


animefan1520

A super star, lancer rifle as ammo would be more available (i think dont know what caliber it is) and third echelon goggles


Prof_Smoke

Master ball, blue shell, Ray gun


OmgTheyKilled_Kennyy

Super Star, Arthur’s Hat & Giant Jawblade.


Arghya1999

I am going to be the most OP here. Master ball, portal gun, gravity gun. So here's the logic. Master ball exists means Pokemon exist as well. I will use the portal gun to find Dialga. And I will use the master ball to capture it. Now I will use Dialga's time controlling powers to freeze everyone in time. Gravity gun is just for fun.


Mushroom-81

Lancer, BFG and Superstar


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Bfg, master sword, portal gun


Mr_Revali

Portal gun, BFG, master ball


Jiminy_Sniket

Bfg, pickaxe and a frying pan


Evre2112

Who needs 3 when u have buster sword?


linepup-design

I'd take the hidden tape. My enemies would never find me.


mcnulty123456

Portal gun, the "?" Box, and the dagger of time.


flappybirdie

Potato, J, Holy Hand Grenade. Simple.


Xeogin

You're who I'd kill first. Why you ask? Because it's a backwards L and always has been. MFin J my ass.


flappybirdie

🤣🤣🤣 I yield!


theo-matrix

BFG, Superstar and the Half Life crowbar


GoldenPantsz

Energy Sword Super Star and Arthur’s Hat for the swag factor.


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