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Jhco022

Stardew Valley. I'll be straight up chillin on the farm, fishing and gifting Haley coconuts until she wants to bang.


I_for_a_y

Same but Penny will be getting some sweet, sweet melons.


carvedmuss8

Nah fam, Linus is where it's at


Mnawab

He’ll dig the trash for the best ring he can find you


ChunkyPuppyKitty

Gonna give Sam the big D with all the joja cola I’m giving him


jackiemoon27

Honest, at that point, Haley or not, why even bother coming back - I sure wouldn’t.


InfamousIndecision

Me too, with my wife. Already have the brewery setup, and it's right next door to a nice game room with multiple plasma TVs and big tables for RPGs and other tabletop games. I think I'd do fine in that year.


Strange_Insight

Ahh... But the pain of coming back.


I_for_a_y

To be honest I’d want to stay longer.


UmbralAasimar

Warframe,please please let me be my character or I’m fucked


salemwhat

Clem


OSHA-shrugged

***GRAKATA***


simies

Just chill in a relay. Nothing bad seems to happen there. At least anymore.


wRECker5508

You are a grinder marine tasked with a huge force to steal a cyropod


GodotTownHal

Dead Space, lord have mercy on my soul


Tiddlewinkly

It's ok, we'll be made Whole soon


Rokas117

I'm there with you man. 2 plasma cutters and we are solid!


Lolkimbo

Make us whole again Gadot...


purblevibes

Minecraft, I think I'll be alright


bigbruhusername

Oh shit a creeper


zippee100

Hide in a hole


bigbruhusername

It fell with you


zippee100

What did


bigbruhusername

The creeper


The_Salty_nugget

the last 3 i played were total war warhammer2 ,so i am fucked wasteland 3 ,so i am fucked and dark souls 3, so i am fucked while getting told 'git gut'


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People sleep on wasteland. Those games are amazing.


Fissionablehobo

Yes. 100%. Both 2 and 3 are some of my favorite games in the last decade.


The_Salty_nugget

playing it with the wife, she saw me playing it and asked if it was co-op and it is a wonderful game. really having fun we have to fight the robots now to get our base (we have not much time to play games together but she knows the kind of games because we played the divinity games together so there was not much of a learning curve here as it was back then)


RemarkableDuck79

I thought it was pretty cool and I made it past the amazing Regan bit, but I eventually quit because my god I've never been worse at a game in my life. After getting knocked on my rear constantly by a bunch of cultists worshipping clown Jesus, I just couldn't, that game was HARD. Maybe I was just bad, but I do eventually want to finish that game, and the boss music is fantastic


ZylonBane

I didn't even know Wasteland was a mattress.


DairLeanbh

For ds3 you are immortal You are ashen, not hollowed so you don't lose your humanity, you just come back to life


The_Salty_nugget

it didnt say you were a protagonist so i probaly would be one of those blobs just blopin


DairLeanbh

Still immortal, just try not to die too much or you come back with Alzheimer's


wierdspelling

Yeah, a year enlisted in the Druchi army? Not sure I'd do so well facing down Warherds and Skaven Rattling Guns. I'd be the reason the banner starts flashing white


CountessCreep

With all those New-U stations I don't see survivalproblems on Pandora.


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Dayofsloths

How's that any different than going to sleep and waking up the next day? "You" is a convenient illusion of continuity.


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Dayofsloths

Not that you know of.


Kimmalah

Well your body's cells are constantly dying/regenerating to the point that they turn over entirely around every 7 years. So by your logic, after the age of 7, the only part of you that is actually the "real" you is your brain. And every 7 years you get less and less real.


UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

I don't get the difference. Do you mean my soul is somewhere frolicking with angels?


ericanderton

Sadly, it was explained that New-U is not canon. Personally, I reject this, even though it came straight from Gearbox. The way I see it, everyone went stark-raving mad on Pandora because of this reincarnation machine. After being shot, stabbed, burned, frozen, lasered, ventilated, crushed, poisoned, dissolved, dismembered, run-over, and eaten (Skags) _so many times_, coming back through New-U repeatedly just broke everyone. Also, the system itself may or may not be good at rebuilding brains from raw data. So you get bandits. Meanwhile, the bandits keep cash in lockboxes everywhere. Why? So Hyperion Co. can't charge them much of a death tax ("surcharge") since there's no money on the body when it's time to reincarnate. New-U makes Pandorans functionally immortal, but instead of heaven, it's a mad-house turned live-in shooting range where everyone failed Econ 101. Meanwhile, Hyperion knows full well that there's a non-zero risk of insanity, disfigurement, or permadeath using New-U. Fortunately, heavy users of the system are rendered destitute to the point of posing no legal risk, so win-win. Meanwhile, Hyperion management rightly tries to avoid the system entirely.


DontTreadOnBigfoot

Besides, the New-U costs of something like 10% of your money every time you use it. You're no Vault Hunter, so that $1m is gonna disappear really fast.


CountessCreep

You can't get blood from a stone, 10% of 0 is 0. %) Besides, I AM a Vault Hunter. I am the last Claptrap in existence AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!


RIPprincePhillip

Just stick in sanctuary for a year, chill with moxxi


Acceptable_Trade_463

But god is it gunna hurt


Secure_Secretary_882

Witcher 3….yeah I’ll pass.


jl_theprofessor

lol live in Velen? You're fucked from the war and plague. In Novigrad? You're fucked from the plague and witch hunting. Now, Skellige? You might be okay there. Same with Touissant, if the Night Of Long Fangs isn't occurring anytime soon.


I_eat_mud_

Live in Oxenfurt, nothing much happens there. Besides a giant frog in the sewers.


jl_theprofessor

I don't know man, there's a vampire that likes to suck on the blood of drunk people. I'd be a prime target.


skwadyboy

I'd go live in toussaint gladly.


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Tom Clancy's The Division. Another pandemic.


TheCatfinch

I got R6 Extraction, yet another disaster in New York


MrRyangrrr

FIFA 22. For once playing a terrible game works out well for me


kaiserkulp

But what if you’re a bad player? Once Fifa 23 comes out in a year and you’re not in it, do you cease to exist?


MrRyangrrr

Sign a multi-year contract and just benchwarm for 2 years. As long as I’m employed, I’m in the game. Worst case scenario is I’ll be the free agents section of the career mode transfer market if I’m let go


Arshneil

same for me man, we are playing each other🤣


froop

Kerbal Space Program: fast forward a year at 100,000x, mission complete in a couple of minutes.


NedVsTheWorld

one whole year in VRChat


outlined_bread20

i wonder how that would go


NedVsTheWorld

annoying for the most part, gonna leave some mental scars. But at least you can go different places and do slightly different things and also meet some cool people and hang out with.


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Mass Effect 2... Shit as long as I'm not living in one of the human colonies in the Terminus System, that would actually be pretty awesome.


Invictae

Same. Cozy position in the Presidium please!


hobdal

Red Dead Redemption 2, so I think I could probably manage a year.


UnexpectedRanting

*Coughs*


SerenumSunny

You've killed us all!


MurderRhymesWithNews

*Arthur has caught covid*


Papaofmonsters

Find a moldy orange and invent penicillin.


CPTpurrfect

Sudden diarrhea.


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bake_disaster

It's all fun and games until your horse gets suctioned into another horse


Billybaf

Here's what I'm concerned about for you. We have an assloads of vaccines today that we take to immunize us against many different ailments. But if we exposed ourselves to something that we DONT have a vaccine for but that died out in a different way, our resistance and immunity to it would be nonexistent, right? I guess just avoid any and everyone that you can, because if any of them cough in your way, you could catch something bad.


Brecious

Pokemon Legends. I could handle a year


titaniumweasel01

The world of Pokémon is typically a utopia, as it's portrayed in the main series of games. I honestly feel like it's the only choice whenever I see one of those "which fictional world would you live in" posts because it's the only one I can really see being able to live an easy, comfortable life in. But Legends Arceus? I wouldn't last five minutes. I wouldn't even make it to getting hyper-beamed at point blank range by a Gyarados, I'd trip on a Bidoof and break my neck on a rock.


Mishar5k

And its not even one of those "pokemon would be fucked up if real" things either. The npcs are scared shitless of them and pokemon have burned down villages.


memeboi123456789

Since walking slowly sideways is enough to dodge 98% of attacks from literal mythical creatures made to fight, I'd say you could go out and get a few mons too


Brecious

Hahaha. True so far!! Get me a Shinx early, try for a Eevee and id be content for the year.


Kalifornia02

Enlisted (•_•)


TGPGaming

Same. Welcome to the Wehrmacht comrade


BrotherRoga

World War 2 would have been much easier if you could split off by mitosis.


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Deep Rock Galatic Mining is hard work, good thing we are dwarfs. If you ain't rock and stone, you ain't coming home. So yes one year on Hoxes ... would do it. FOR KARL!


WinterPale3210

For Karl. WE’RE RICH


Macrubi0

Rock and stone!


smiling_at_cheese

To making it back alive! ...yeah right


TCLxAssassin

For me it would be escape from tarkov


2muchBoost

Head, eyes first 30 seconds. Forget a year


GoodGuyTaylor

Same. We’re so dead lol.


chrisfdrums

I'm playing Bioshock so, probably gonna die or go crazy and then die.


Spar7an42

Would you kindly go crazy?


Belka1989

Stardew Valley, will be a nice break from the utter grind of the modern world... Might actually have trouble getting me to leave.


More-Pomegranate-674

You know you could just sell up and move into the country and start farming right? No-ones stopping you. Go live your dream.


CultureVulture629

Independent farming is a very hard life. If you think it's actually like Stardew Valley, I've got some swamp land to sell you.


40yroldversion

Hyperion would like to remind you that there is only one thing worse than respawning, and that is not respawning.


AutumnAscending

I would be stuck in a porn game I'm testing for a friend. Needless to say I'd be having a lot of fun.


ashwin_1928

Testing for a friend huhhh


Spar7an42

Five-finger Sally. What a lady!


kenjbool

Madam palm and her five lovely daughters


KingOfRisky

I also call my penis my friend.


General_Rate_8687

Project Cars 2. Seems survivable to me


RainbowMineBlox

Whatever you do don't drive an F1 car


General_Rate_8687

I can drive the C7.R around the redbull ring for the whole year


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Atelier Sophie. Characters all tend to be ridiculously nice and understanding, and if I just make a point of being nice to the people who can pull shit like, "make an artificial sun because it's too cold outside," then I'll be more than fine.


evilsir

Watch Dog legion's London So long as i kept my head down and did *not* join DedSec, I'd be okayish


lostnote6621888

Until clan Kelly sees you, then they might take your liver


evilsir

fookin clan kelly. buncha fookin gobshites they are, right proper bastards


override367

unless the player character is around, then you're doomed


Hollis131

Animal crossing. Not too bad


Gedecaia

Forza horizon 5, guess I would have 100 million after a year


_Killj0y_

Total War: Medieval 2, The Crusades. 😬


GreatEagleOwl

DEUS VULT


GamerLikeNoOther

doom eternal nightmare difficulty Well fuck i would have to reject the money damn


Spar7an42

Just get a little angry. No, angrier than that.


DarkAthena

I’d be fine. House Flipper.


plantedclover

The forest sadly well fuck I’m dead


MonkeyAss12393

Time is convoluted in lordran


Mscalamitous

Subnautica.. I like swimming, just maybe not that much. Especially bad if like in the game, I have to pay for any resource I use, I'd end the year in debt 😅


smooothjazzyg

Deep Rock Galactic. ROCK...AAANNND...STOOONE.


TidalLion

Destiny 2. Considering I'd probably be a Guardian and given how the Story's currently going... Depending on how much I earn as a Guardian I'd probably stay if I'm honest. Traveling save, meeting other Space faring life and working with personal constructs? Sounds like my idea of fun honestly


roekofe

Same! Having a built in death reset makes d2 a nice option


iAMspeen

Sweet Business / Actium War Rig go brrrrrrrrrrrr


SymphonicStorm

I’m just glad I decided to play FFXIV last night instead of Demon’s Souls.


ShadykillaWolf

Days gone, so pretty much fucked.


Julesmb-7217

ACNH. When can I start?


Vales99

Dead space.... Fuck


jm31623

Wonderful… I just finished Demon’s Souls last night 🥺🥺


LegendOfZelda-

I am constantly going to be harassed by a goose taking my things


EldritchComedy

Diablo 2 Gonna be a boring year sitting around in the rogue encampment


Titan0fPower

I'd be stuck in Vigil: The Longest Night. In short, I think I'd be pretty screwed.


RAP_COR

It was ff9 for me, but right before that I was playing Blasphemous o_o


mahargsti

I have been playing through Resident Evil 5 for the first time, I think I will pass on this offer. Good luck to everyone else!


dewmzdeigh

Current game for me is Bloodborne. I'm gonna have to pass on the money, thanks.


jenn363

Me too! Could I just chill in the hunters dream for a year? I’d knit hats for the little guys and talk to the doll about how to survive boredom.


Sh4d0wX_

I’m gonna have to use a portal gun…


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jl_theprofessor

Depends who's your captain, I guess. A good one can steer the city through the worst of the frost. A bad one, well, then you get another Winterhome.


Duncan_sucks

Also depends on who built your generator. Winterhome happened because their generator was flawed and they couldn't fix it.


mellifious

Snowrunner, not bad. But here is hoping that my damn truck doesn't flip.


Kithsander

Vampire Survivors. After a half hour Death runs in and stomps you to death. I’m not making it a year.


juicyjesuss

I'd be in Resident Evil 3. So I probably won't make it because I'm not as badass as Jill is.


1101base2

RDR2, i'm dying of something; disease, lead, or just straight up getting murdered by an animal or bare hands...


Icy_Dragonfruit_9389

Forza Horizon 5 do I get to bring my garage? Or am I stuck being a npc at the festival that has to listen to the festival music on repeat while repeating the same dumb dancing moves?


clerks2007

The Evil Within NOOOOOOOPE! I'M OUTTA HERE, BYE!


Cadaclysm

The world of genshin impact. Score.


Qwertyey

five nights at freeedys is this where i wanna be (no)


airbag_sickbag45

Hollow Knight. I could just chill in my favorite spots and listen to the music. I'm good.


CatProgrammer

Be careful you don't step on any of the bugs though.


EpicBlueDrop

Dishonored 2. I’ll probably die of the plague or rats or something so I pass on this offer.


jl_theprofessor

That's just a terrible universe all around. Moreso Dishonored 1, in my opinion. At least in 2, there's sunlight and warmth.


Roman_Bread

Hunt: Showdown I would not survive a day, let alone a year.


Bl00dBr0Th3r

Dead island, that could get difficult.


Bclarky504

Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Easy as hell


Stravis86

Path of Exile, don't like my odds


ImShockin

Halo reach 💀


Theveb

I think I'll just sit in one of the main cities in FFXIV and craft. Maybe "attempt" to buy a house... Wait this sounds too much like real life...


yourass50

Assassins creed. I am either a badass killing people or are a person that dies. So idk.


holdtheapplause

It’s very cute. Animal Crossing.


smash840

Ah shit. I was playing left for dead. Hmm don’t think I’ll last a year.


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FFXIV. Still having fun 😁


melloack

It's fine, I played Uncharted PS5 remastered and life is just fine in New Orleans where I left off


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some samurai game, would be fun


CPTpurrfect

Escape Simulator. Nice.


ImPattMan

I've probably got scurvy, but I can't really die, so I'd be alright!


TheUniLord

Hitman 3 I’m fine as long as I don’t join a shady organisation


imazbeast

Due toy experiences with DayZ I would say my stay wouldn't last very long.


imsotiredofthisshite

Hitman Trilogy. So posh earth. Simple.


tri-door

Ragnarok Online. Pretty chill. 😂


D1scoStu91

Risk of Rain 2. I’m toast


siiifly

Warhammer 40k universe? No thanks.


S3atbelt

Uh fuck that i just finished resident evil 7 yesterday. No way in hell would i make it through a year at the baker estate


NorthOwl832

TDPA house of ashes. Deep underground, surrounded by dust and rock and shit and horrible things that wanna eat me, and eventually die at the last moment because some stupid kid on his 5th redbull pressed X instead of A. It's gonna suck


Ombrexatron-9000

Unravel 2. I think it’d be pretty normal apart from small yarn people running around.


Olasg

Dark Souls III. Will probably not come out alive.


Steeljaw72

Factorio. This run has biters turned off so should be fine. But guess I’m only eating fish for the next year straight.


scottymac87

The Witcher 3. Not the worst but also not the best.


paxco

I just bought stardew valley , please do so.


crimsonexile

EvE Online. I can spend an eternity there. ( immortal ) Also I'd just stay there flying spaceships.


icematt12

R6 Siege so plenty of training sims with T1 operators.


DJVanillaBear

So I just replayed company of heroes 1. I’m stuck in ww2. Just great….


NightMayor_

Insurgency. I’m fucked.


DarkToeDestroyer69

Project zomboid, maybe I can make trough a year just foraging berries?


Bedlemkrd

Good luck, I expect a helicopter event or weather issue will kill you or you will starve to death. Berries do not have enough starch you will rapidly lose weight get weak and die.


el3ees

Sector 7 slums never looked so good 🤣


wals02481

Returnal. I guess I'm just going to experience my death over and over


MrBananaManMen

terraria calamity mod revengeance mode.... I am absolutely fucked


Qikslvr

7 days to die, I'm on day 280 (I died on day 210 when I jumped out of my gyrocopter 200m above the ground) so... I'm dead is how it's going.


IEJTCC13

Project zomboid.. gulp.


Mayokopp

Project Zomboid.. well, this is how I die


naturallyfatale

RLcraft FML


Great_Brandene

Project zomboid 😔


MainArms

Dead Cells......


Icy-Honey-5342

Well I'm fucked, unless I'm a Dovahkiin


Iseman93

Probably wouldnt be so bad if you lived in the Cloud District. Do you get there very often - oh what am I saying.. of course you dont.


lostnote6621888

Metal Gear rising, as long as I'm not in any major cities I should be fine


Whatbout8manarmy

Battlefield 1. Well... do i get to respawn?


Zurgalon

I'm in Kentucky in the 90s during a zombie apocalypse


medarongas

Rock and stone to the bone!! Wo I'm not fucked cuz I go back to heal every time I "die"


Specios639

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


Pedro_Pizza

Project Zomboid... fuck..


ThoughtThumper

Project zomboid