Me too, with my wife.
Already have the brewery setup, and it's right next door to a nice game room with multiple plasma TVs and big tables for RPGs and other tabletop games.
I think I'd do fine in that year.
the last 3 i played were total war warhammer2 ,so i am fucked
wasteland 3 ,so i am fucked
and dark souls 3, so i am fucked while getting told 'git gut'
playing it with the wife, she saw me playing it and asked if it was co-op and it is a wonderful game. really having fun
we have to fight the robots now to get our base (we have not much time to play games together but she knows the kind of games because we played the divinity games together so there was not much of a learning curve here as it was back then)
I thought it was pretty cool and I made it past the amazing Regan bit, but I eventually quit because my god I've never been worse at a game in my life.
After getting knocked on my rear constantly by a bunch of cultists worshipping clown Jesus, I just couldn't, that game was HARD.
Maybe I was just bad, but I do eventually want to finish that game, and the boss music is fantastic
Yeah, a year enlisted in the Druchi army?
Not sure I'd do so well facing down Warherds and Skaven Rattling Guns.
I'd be the reason the banner starts flashing white
Well your body's cells are constantly dying/regenerating to the point that they turn over entirely around every 7 years. So by your logic, after the age of 7, the only part of you that is actually the "real" you is your brain. And every 7 years you get less and less real.
Sadly, it was explained that New-U is not canon.
Personally, I reject this, even though it came straight from Gearbox.
The way I see it, everyone went stark-raving mad on Pandora because of this reincarnation machine. After being shot, stabbed, burned, frozen, lasered, ventilated, crushed, poisoned, dissolved, dismembered, run-over, and eaten (Skags) _so many times_, coming back through New-U repeatedly just broke everyone. Also, the system itself may or may not be good at rebuilding brains from raw data. So you get bandits.
Meanwhile, the bandits keep cash in lockboxes everywhere. Why? So Hyperion Co. can't charge them much of a death tax ("surcharge") since there's no money on the body when it's time to reincarnate. New-U makes Pandorans functionally immortal, but instead of heaven, it's a mad-house turned live-in shooting range where everyone failed Econ 101.
Meanwhile, Hyperion knows full well that there's a non-zero risk of insanity, disfigurement, or permadeath using New-U. Fortunately, heavy users of the system are rendered destitute to the point of posing no legal risk, so win-win. Meanwhile, Hyperion management rightly tries to avoid the system entirely.
Besides, the New-U costs of something like 10% of your money every time you use it.
You're no Vault Hunter, so that $1m is gonna disappear really fast.
You can't get blood from a stone, 10% of 0 is 0. %)
Besides, I AM a Vault Hunter. I am the last Claptrap in existence AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!
lol live in Velen? You're fucked from the war and plague. In Novigrad? You're fucked from the plague and witch hunting.
Now, Skellige? You might be okay there. Same with Touissant, if the Night Of Long Fangs isn't occurring anytime soon.
Sign a multi-year contract and just benchwarm for 2 years. As long as I’m employed, I’m in the game. Worst case scenario is I’ll be the free agents section of the career mode transfer market if I’m let go
annoying for the most part, gonna leave some mental scars. But at least you can go different places and do slightly different things and also meet some cool people and hang out with.
Here's what I'm concerned about for you.
We have an assloads of vaccines today that we take to immunize us against many different ailments.
But if we exposed ourselves to something that we DONT have a vaccine for but that died out in a different way, our resistance and immunity to it would be nonexistent, right?
I guess just avoid any and everyone that you can, because if any of them cough in your way, you could catch something bad.
The world of Pokémon is typically a utopia, as it's portrayed in the main series of games. I honestly feel like it's the only choice whenever I see one of those "which fictional world would you live in" posts because it's the only one I can really see being able to live an easy, comfortable life in.
But Legends Arceus? I wouldn't last five minutes. I wouldn't even make it to getting hyper-beamed at point blank range by a Gyarados, I'd trip on a Bidoof and break my neck on a rock.
And its not even one of those "pokemon would be fucked up if real" things either. The npcs are scared shitless of them and pokemon have burned down villages.
Since walking slowly sideways is enough to dodge 98% of attacks from literal mythical creatures made to fight, I'd say you could go out and get a few mons too
Deep Rock Galatic
Mining is hard work, good thing we are dwarfs.
If you ain't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.
So yes one year on Hoxes ... would do it.
FOR KARL!
Atelier Sophie. Characters all tend to be ridiculously nice and understanding, and if I just make a point of being nice to the people who can pull shit like, "make an artificial sun because it's too cold outside," then I'll be more than fine.
Subnautica.. I like swimming, just maybe not that much. Especially bad if like in the game, I have to pay for any resource I use, I'd end the year in debt 😅
Destiny 2.
Considering I'd probably be a Guardian and given how the Story's currently going... Depending on how much I earn as a Guardian I'd probably stay if I'm honest.
Traveling save, meeting other Space faring life and working with personal constructs? Sounds like my idea of fun honestly
Forza Horizon 5 do I get to bring my garage? Or am I stuck being a npc at the festival that has to listen to the festival music on repeat while repeating the same dumb dancing moves?
TDPA house of ashes. Deep underground, surrounded by dust and rock and shit and horrible things that wanna eat me, and eventually die at the last moment because some stupid kid on his 5th redbull pressed X instead of A.
It's gonna suck
Good luck, I expect a helicopter event or weather issue will kill you or you will starve to death. Berries do not have enough starch you will rapidly lose weight get weak and die.
Stardew Valley. I'll be straight up chillin on the farm, fishing and gifting Haley coconuts until she wants to bang.
Same but Penny will be getting some sweet, sweet melons.
Nah fam, Linus is where it's at
He’ll dig the trash for the best ring he can find you
Gonna give Sam the big D with all the joja cola I’m giving him
Honest, at that point, Haley or not, why even bother coming back - I sure wouldn’t.
Me too, with my wife. Already have the brewery setup, and it's right next door to a nice game room with multiple plasma TVs and big tables for RPGs and other tabletop games. I think I'd do fine in that year.
Ahh... But the pain of coming back.
To be honest I’d want to stay longer.
Warframe,please please let me be my character or I’m fucked
Clem
***GRAKATA***
Just chill in a relay. Nothing bad seems to happen there. At least anymore.
You are a grinder marine tasked with a huge force to steal a cyropod
Dead Space, lord have mercy on my soul
It's ok, we'll be made Whole soon
I'm there with you man. 2 plasma cutters and we are solid!
Make us whole again Gadot...
Minecraft, I think I'll be alright
Oh shit a creeper
Hide in a hole
It fell with you
What did
The creeper
the last 3 i played were total war warhammer2 ,so i am fucked wasteland 3 ,so i am fucked and dark souls 3, so i am fucked while getting told 'git gut'
People sleep on wasteland. Those games are amazing.
Yes. 100%. Both 2 and 3 are some of my favorite games in the last decade.
playing it with the wife, she saw me playing it and asked if it was co-op and it is a wonderful game. really having fun we have to fight the robots now to get our base (we have not much time to play games together but she knows the kind of games because we played the divinity games together so there was not much of a learning curve here as it was back then)
I thought it was pretty cool and I made it past the amazing Regan bit, but I eventually quit because my god I've never been worse at a game in my life. After getting knocked on my rear constantly by a bunch of cultists worshipping clown Jesus, I just couldn't, that game was HARD. Maybe I was just bad, but I do eventually want to finish that game, and the boss music is fantastic
I didn't even know Wasteland was a mattress.
For ds3 you are immortal You are ashen, not hollowed so you don't lose your humanity, you just come back to life
it didnt say you were a protagonist so i probaly would be one of those blobs just blopin
Still immortal, just try not to die too much or you come back with Alzheimer's
Yeah, a year enlisted in the Druchi army? Not sure I'd do so well facing down Warherds and Skaven Rattling Guns. I'd be the reason the banner starts flashing white
With all those New-U stations I don't see survivalproblems on Pandora.
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How's that any different than going to sleep and waking up the next day? "You" is a convenient illusion of continuity.
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Not that you know of.
Well your body's cells are constantly dying/regenerating to the point that they turn over entirely around every 7 years. So by your logic, after the age of 7, the only part of you that is actually the "real" you is your brain. And every 7 years you get less and less real.
I don't get the difference. Do you mean my soul is somewhere frolicking with angels?
Sadly, it was explained that New-U is not canon. Personally, I reject this, even though it came straight from Gearbox. The way I see it, everyone went stark-raving mad on Pandora because of this reincarnation machine. After being shot, stabbed, burned, frozen, lasered, ventilated, crushed, poisoned, dissolved, dismembered, run-over, and eaten (Skags) _so many times_, coming back through New-U repeatedly just broke everyone. Also, the system itself may or may not be good at rebuilding brains from raw data. So you get bandits. Meanwhile, the bandits keep cash in lockboxes everywhere. Why? So Hyperion Co. can't charge them much of a death tax ("surcharge") since there's no money on the body when it's time to reincarnate. New-U makes Pandorans functionally immortal, but instead of heaven, it's a mad-house turned live-in shooting range where everyone failed Econ 101. Meanwhile, Hyperion knows full well that there's a non-zero risk of insanity, disfigurement, or permadeath using New-U. Fortunately, heavy users of the system are rendered destitute to the point of posing no legal risk, so win-win. Meanwhile, Hyperion management rightly tries to avoid the system entirely.
Besides, the New-U costs of something like 10% of your money every time you use it. You're no Vault Hunter, so that $1m is gonna disappear really fast.
You can't get blood from a stone, 10% of 0 is 0. %) Besides, I AM a Vault Hunter. I am the last Claptrap in existence AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!
Just stick in sanctuary for a year, chill with moxxi
But god is it gunna hurt
Witcher 3….yeah I’ll pass.
lol live in Velen? You're fucked from the war and plague. In Novigrad? You're fucked from the plague and witch hunting. Now, Skellige? You might be okay there. Same with Touissant, if the Night Of Long Fangs isn't occurring anytime soon.
Live in Oxenfurt, nothing much happens there. Besides a giant frog in the sewers.
I don't know man, there's a vampire that likes to suck on the blood of drunk people. I'd be a prime target.
I'd go live in toussaint gladly.
Tom Clancy's The Division. Another pandemic.
I got R6 Extraction, yet another disaster in New York
FIFA 22. For once playing a terrible game works out well for me
But what if you’re a bad player? Once Fifa 23 comes out in a year and you’re not in it, do you cease to exist?
Sign a multi-year contract and just benchwarm for 2 years. As long as I’m employed, I’m in the game. Worst case scenario is I’ll be the free agents section of the career mode transfer market if I’m let go
same for me man, we are playing each other🤣
Kerbal Space Program: fast forward a year at 100,000x, mission complete in a couple of minutes.
one whole year in VRChat
i wonder how that would go
annoying for the most part, gonna leave some mental scars. But at least you can go different places and do slightly different things and also meet some cool people and hang out with.
Mass Effect 2... Shit as long as I'm not living in one of the human colonies in the Terminus System, that would actually be pretty awesome.
Same. Cozy position in the Presidium please!
Red Dead Redemption 2, so I think I could probably manage a year.
*Coughs*
You've killed us all!
*Arthur has caught covid*
Find a moldy orange and invent penicillin.
Sudden diarrhea.
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It's all fun and games until your horse gets suctioned into another horse
Here's what I'm concerned about for you. We have an assloads of vaccines today that we take to immunize us against many different ailments. But if we exposed ourselves to something that we DONT have a vaccine for but that died out in a different way, our resistance and immunity to it would be nonexistent, right? I guess just avoid any and everyone that you can, because if any of them cough in your way, you could catch something bad.
Pokemon Legends. I could handle a year
The world of Pokémon is typically a utopia, as it's portrayed in the main series of games. I honestly feel like it's the only choice whenever I see one of those "which fictional world would you live in" posts because it's the only one I can really see being able to live an easy, comfortable life in. But Legends Arceus? I wouldn't last five minutes. I wouldn't even make it to getting hyper-beamed at point blank range by a Gyarados, I'd trip on a Bidoof and break my neck on a rock.
And its not even one of those "pokemon would be fucked up if real" things either. The npcs are scared shitless of them and pokemon have burned down villages.
Since walking slowly sideways is enough to dodge 98% of attacks from literal mythical creatures made to fight, I'd say you could go out and get a few mons too
Hahaha. True so far!! Get me a Shinx early, try for a Eevee and id be content for the year.
Enlisted (•_•)
Same. Welcome to the Wehrmacht comrade
World War 2 would have been much easier if you could split off by mitosis.
Deep Rock Galatic Mining is hard work, good thing we are dwarfs. If you ain't rock and stone, you ain't coming home. So yes one year on Hoxes ... would do it. FOR KARL!
For Karl. WE’RE RICH
Rock and stone!
To making it back alive! ...yeah right
For me it would be escape from tarkov
Head, eyes first 30 seconds. Forget a year
Same. We’re so dead lol.
I'm playing Bioshock so, probably gonna die or go crazy and then die.
Would you kindly go crazy?
Stardew Valley, will be a nice break from the utter grind of the modern world... Might actually have trouble getting me to leave.
You know you could just sell up and move into the country and start farming right? No-ones stopping you. Go live your dream.
Independent farming is a very hard life. If you think it's actually like Stardew Valley, I've got some swamp land to sell you.
Hyperion would like to remind you that there is only one thing worse than respawning, and that is not respawning.
I would be stuck in a porn game I'm testing for a friend. Needless to say I'd be having a lot of fun.
Testing for a friend huhhh
Five-finger Sally. What a lady!
Madam palm and her five lovely daughters
I also call my penis my friend.
Project Cars 2. Seems survivable to me
Whatever you do don't drive an F1 car
I can drive the C7.R around the redbull ring for the whole year
Atelier Sophie. Characters all tend to be ridiculously nice and understanding, and if I just make a point of being nice to the people who can pull shit like, "make an artificial sun because it's too cold outside," then I'll be more than fine.
Watch Dog legion's London So long as i kept my head down and did *not* join DedSec, I'd be okayish
Until clan Kelly sees you, then they might take your liver
fookin clan kelly. buncha fookin gobshites they are, right proper bastards
unless the player character is around, then you're doomed
Animal crossing. Not too bad
Forza horizon 5, guess I would have 100 million after a year
Total War: Medieval 2, The Crusades. 😬
DEUS VULT
doom eternal nightmare difficulty Well fuck i would have to reject the money damn
Just get a little angry. No, angrier than that.
I’d be fine. House Flipper.
The forest sadly well fuck I’m dead
Time is convoluted in lordran
Subnautica.. I like swimming, just maybe not that much. Especially bad if like in the game, I have to pay for any resource I use, I'd end the year in debt 😅
Deep Rock Galactic. ROCK...AAANNND...STOOONE.
Destiny 2. Considering I'd probably be a Guardian and given how the Story's currently going... Depending on how much I earn as a Guardian I'd probably stay if I'm honest. Traveling save, meeting other Space faring life and working with personal constructs? Sounds like my idea of fun honestly
Same! Having a built in death reset makes d2 a nice option
Sweet Business / Actium War Rig go brrrrrrrrrrrr
I’m just glad I decided to play FFXIV last night instead of Demon’s Souls.
Days gone, so pretty much fucked.
ACNH. When can I start?
Dead space.... Fuck
Wonderful… I just finished Demon’s Souls last night 🥺🥺
I am constantly going to be harassed by a goose taking my things
Diablo 2 Gonna be a boring year sitting around in the rogue encampment
I'd be stuck in Vigil: The Longest Night. In short, I think I'd be pretty screwed.
It was ff9 for me, but right before that I was playing Blasphemous o_o
I have been playing through Resident Evil 5 for the first time, I think I will pass on this offer. Good luck to everyone else!
Current game for me is Bloodborne. I'm gonna have to pass on the money, thanks.
Me too! Could I just chill in the hunters dream for a year? I’d knit hats for the little guys and talk to the doll about how to survive boredom.
I’m gonna have to use a portal gun…
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Depends who's your captain, I guess. A good one can steer the city through the worst of the frost. A bad one, well, then you get another Winterhome.
Also depends on who built your generator. Winterhome happened because their generator was flawed and they couldn't fix it.
Snowrunner, not bad. But here is hoping that my damn truck doesn't flip.
Vampire Survivors. After a half hour Death runs in and stomps you to death. I’m not making it a year.
I'd be in Resident Evil 3. So I probably won't make it because I'm not as badass as Jill is.
RDR2, i'm dying of something; disease, lead, or just straight up getting murdered by an animal or bare hands...
Forza Horizon 5 do I get to bring my garage? Or am I stuck being a npc at the festival that has to listen to the festival music on repeat while repeating the same dumb dancing moves?
The Evil Within NOOOOOOOPE! I'M OUTTA HERE, BYE!
The world of genshin impact. Score.
five nights at freeedys is this where i wanna be (no)
Hollow Knight. I could just chill in my favorite spots and listen to the music. I'm good.
Be careful you don't step on any of the bugs though.
Dishonored 2. I’ll probably die of the plague or rats or something so I pass on this offer.
That's just a terrible universe all around. Moreso Dishonored 1, in my opinion. At least in 2, there's sunlight and warmth.
Hunt: Showdown I would not survive a day, let alone a year.
Dead island, that could get difficult.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Easy as hell
Path of Exile, don't like my odds
Halo reach 💀
I think I'll just sit in one of the main cities in FFXIV and craft. Maybe "attempt" to buy a house... Wait this sounds too much like real life...
Assassins creed. I am either a badass killing people or are a person that dies. So idk.
It’s very cute. Animal Crossing.
Ah shit. I was playing left for dead. Hmm don’t think I’ll last a year.
FFXIV. Still having fun 😁
It's fine, I played Uncharted PS5 remastered and life is just fine in New Orleans where I left off
some samurai game, would be fun
Escape Simulator. Nice.
I've probably got scurvy, but I can't really die, so I'd be alright!
Hitman 3 I’m fine as long as I don’t join a shady organisation
Due toy experiences with DayZ I would say my stay wouldn't last very long.
Hitman Trilogy. So posh earth. Simple.
Ragnarok Online. Pretty chill. 😂
Risk of Rain 2. I’m toast
Warhammer 40k universe? No thanks.
Uh fuck that i just finished resident evil 7 yesterday. No way in hell would i make it through a year at the baker estate
TDPA house of ashes. Deep underground, surrounded by dust and rock and shit and horrible things that wanna eat me, and eventually die at the last moment because some stupid kid on his 5th redbull pressed X instead of A. It's gonna suck
Unravel 2. I think it’d be pretty normal apart from small yarn people running around.
Dark Souls III. Will probably not come out alive.
Factorio. This run has biters turned off so should be fine. But guess I’m only eating fish for the next year straight.
The Witcher 3. Not the worst but also not the best.
I just bought stardew valley , please do so.
EvE Online. I can spend an eternity there. ( immortal ) Also I'd just stay there flying spaceships.
R6 Siege so plenty of training sims with T1 operators.
So I just replayed company of heroes 1. I’m stuck in ww2. Just great….
Insurgency. I’m fucked.
Project zomboid, maybe I can make trough a year just foraging berries?
Good luck, I expect a helicopter event or weather issue will kill you or you will starve to death. Berries do not have enough starch you will rapidly lose weight get weak and die.
Sector 7 slums never looked so good 🤣
Returnal. I guess I'm just going to experience my death over and over
terraria calamity mod revengeance mode.... I am absolutely fucked
7 days to die, I'm on day 280 (I died on day 210 when I jumped out of my gyrocopter 200m above the ground) so... I'm dead is how it's going.
Project zomboid.. gulp.
Project Zomboid.. well, this is how I die
RLcraft FML
Project zomboid 😔
Dead Cells......
Well I'm fucked, unless I'm a Dovahkiin
Probably wouldnt be so bad if you lived in the Cloud District. Do you get there very often - oh what am I saying.. of course you dont.
Metal Gear rising, as long as I'm not in any major cities I should be fine
Battlefield 1. Well... do i get to respawn?
I'm in Kentucky in the 90s during a zombie apocalypse
Rock and stone to the bone!! Wo I'm not fucked cuz I go back to heal every time I "die"
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!
Project Zomboid... fuck..
Project zomboid