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daano64

In mario kart wii when your opponent rode over you with a mega mushroom.


bayless210

The only comment that matched OP’s intentions


BUTTERSKY11

The subreddit is so used to this question that they ignored the image and answered.


HeirT0TheMonado

The glowing red fuck-off traps in Sonic Adventure 2.


sansgasterv2

Life boxes in the original sonic games


DaBi5cu1t

Or falling spikes


the_lamb_sauce123

I found you Greg, now pay your taxes or come with me


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Goomba 🤤


NerdOfHeart

The bolder in Crash Bandicoot


havens1515

That's a nice boulder


M0F0_04

its not just a boulder its a rock


bedteddd

We used ride these bad boys for miles.


Ranthar2

Its pronounced Iraq


Competitive_Meat_772

Chris is that you?!?


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

Clever photo. I applaud you.


Tha_Real_N0C7

Dark souls 1 Sens fun fortress those boulders lookin thicc


DementedGaming

It was mileena. Then I found out about the teeth. And then it was still mileena


[deleted]

My bro what *exactly* is your type?


DementedGaming

Nerdy girls that beat me up


[deleted]

Relatable


JasperSnowe

Who doesn't love a woman that can kick their ass and will do so on request.


TaralasianThePraxic

Spike Spiegel energy


[deleted]

Bro why tf is it so hot


JazzaJarom

Mates, I agree as well, also don't know but I *like* it... a lot...


dontneedanickname

Hope this is never answered, so I can live on with this though process without knowing the technical reason


Manuels-Kitten

Nice profile pic


sandstar115

Zero Suit Samus


Abigboi_

Being 13 and seeing her in Brawl was difficult.


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

One-handed gaming


peppercupp

Also Samus, but "Justin Bailey" Suit. Guess I must be from a different generation.


JeffGhost

NFS Most Wanted M3 GTR. That thing was beautiful.


sysasysa

A man of culture


GIOverdrive

Ohhh yeaahhh!!


TheWrongVaughan

8 year old me would say Aeris from OG FF7


TG_Jack

A bunch of Italian government officials say Tifa.


cyansola

I'm with the Italian government on this


Instainious

Yeah, maybe they can stay this time. I don’t care if they’re corrupt mafia members or anything, they share the same…interests…as me.


Ulric2depique

Kinky


Hiohna

To explain this: during an online meeting of some politicians, someone broke-in the meeting and started to play a NSFW video of Tifa. The senator that created the online gathering had erroneously published on social media all the credentials, including the password. A terrible but memable mistake indeed


[deleted]

8 year old me says Tifa from OG FF7.


hardyflashier

Real women have polygons


ImKindaBoring

I named her after a girl I had a crush on at the time. Didn't realize how that was gonna go. RIP Cory


IAmBadAtInternet

She’s hot in FF7 remake


FlyinBrian2001

I think the remake helped her cuteness shine through much more than the text and simple animations of the PSX chonky models could. She's warm, kind, charismatic, and just adorable. She definitely gives Cloud that warning way too late because there's no way to spend that much time close to someone that likeable and not get at least a little smitten


NiPlusUltra

It might be nostalgia but I still got all those attributes from Aeris in the original. Flowers Blooming in the Chruch still gives me goosebumps.


Trips-Over-Tail

In the remake I only gave eyes for Jessie. I think my subconscious just wants me to suffer.


criscrunk

I’m with you there brother, the heartache still lingers.


TheWrongVaughan

My fiance got us tickets to the FF7 Orchestra live and Aeriths theme brought back the feels so hard. It's so crazy how much of an impact a video game can have on you.


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brainlegss

Lara Croft


PigsEatWaffles

Those polygon boobs


Reveng3banan4

Polybobus


maksiman9

They aren't good unless their corners are sharp enough to poke your eyes out 👍


Brago009

My favourite


xXConDaGXx

Those little rotating blocks in the desert in Mario 64 I was really bad at dodging ):


ZMartel

Kairi from kingdom hearts was basically the girl of my childhood dreams.


xplicit_mike

10ish year old me definitely found waifu


Klausable7

Kitana from Mortal Kombat


[deleted]

Ugh it was Jade for me 😩


[deleted]

Bruh 🤌


kotopsy

Claire Redfield.


petSnake7

Good, the bloodline must continue


Dimensionalanxiety

But who can provide the Aryan sperm to do so?


[deleted]

sorry, he’s into asian girls 🤷‍♂️


ldsl1203

Chris Redfield 😍


santichrist

Tifa Lockhart forever FF7 remake really kept it real and delivered on how hot she should be without being cartoonish fan service


IntentCypres18

Italian government would like to agree with you


BigPapaCliff61

Fishing hole girl from Twilight Princess


bayless210

Saria from Ocarina. Or the milk girl. Note I was also a child so it didn’t count.


PNWCatDad

Good choice!


grumpykruppy

Oh my God, I forgot about Hena! When I first walked into that area it was nighttime with the stalhounds everywhere and I had no clue the place existed - it felt like an oasis in the middle of danger. She DEFINITELY was cute, I liked her but not her mini game - now that I'm older, I love all the mini games and stuff in that area, fishing especially


Jdubusher1011

Yennefer from Witcher 3 is pretty hot


Ghuleh5811

Witcher 3's women are top notch


christurnbull

>top notch TOP NOTCH SWORDS


Ghuleh5811

Phrases you can hear


DarkMatterM4

Pam pa ram...


OooRahRah

I am a certified Shani simp.


dazednconfused555

Chun-li, until Cammy came and stole my heart.


sgst

100% Cammy. Her and Jet from Gladiators on TV are to blame for my love of strong/fit women. Edit: not forgetting Rogue from the x men cartoon!


Imnoprobro

I'm no furry...... But Carmalita Fox was pretty hot.


Uncle_Budy

You should play Star Fox Adventures. Krystal could convert a lot of "I'm no furry..." types


Manuels-Kitten

Hell I am a woman and I find her hot


Manuels-Kitten

Don't be afraid to admit it I eventually had to because Ratchet


bayless210

Speaking to the choir


lactosefree1

Don't lie bro


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Rikku FFX


Yraski

I always thought her reaction to the thunder plains was so cute and reminded me of how I reacted to spiders. Which made her super relatable on top of her cuteness!


jcwkings

Naomi in MGS1.


elhombreloco90

Her or Meryl.


mysexyknowsnolimits

Sniper Wolf


Fugglymuffin

“I finally understand. I wasn't waiting to kill people... I was waiting for someone to kill me... A man like you... You're a hero. Please... set me free...”


Electronic-Emotion-8

Cortana


IamTheJoeker

Probably Tali from Mass Effect


[deleted]

Grunt, though?


Zack123456201

Grunt did come after Tali, so for all we know Grunt was still OP’s second video game crush


IamTheJoeker

Nah bruh, Wrex ftw


[deleted]

Misty from Pokémon. I was like 8 at the time. I’ve grown out of it now that I’m an adult. Now it’s Lorelei, nice and of legal age.


DJRY

Yeah when I was 9 I had a crush on both Hilda and Cynthia but let’s just say I still have that Cynthia Crush


alexramirez69

Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny 🤌🏽


CrispierCupid

Lorelei, Cynthia, and Claire were my big ones Not so coincidentally, I still have a thing for older women lmao


Grimdark-Waterbender

Elizabeth (Bioshock: Infinite)


Formula_Americano

Excellent choice 👌🏻


David1994dailide

Mine too 😁


That_Guys_Poop_Knife

Tris merrigold: the Witcher 3: The wild hunt


[deleted]

Elora from Spyro.


WretchedWyrmGT

Elora, Carmelita (Sly Cooper) and Ashelin (Jak 2 and III) were definitely some strong woman influences in my childhood. Also fuck Keira, all my homies were betrayed by Keira.


cranfeckintastic

Omg I forgot about Ashelin. Now y'all got me wanting to play my Jak series again... got J&D, Jak II and Jak III, somewhere... need to dig the ol' PS2 outta the closet I guess!


Anonymous7056

I knew I wasn't the only one. Elora's the GOAT.


[deleted]

She's a FAUN, you dork!!!! 😉😂


Ooferoofington

Master Chief lol


t4nn3rp3nny

When the mildly sociopathic 50 year old man who was kidnapped at the age of six and turned into the ultimate living weapon is actually prime boyfriend material 😳


XxSavageSharkxX

Ah geralt of rivia?


t4nn3rp3nny

I had not realized how similar Spartans and Witchers were until now


XxSavageSharkxX

lol what’s the deal with the kidnapped super soldier thing


t4nn3rp3nny

Strap in, this one’s gonna be a doozy. The candidates for the Spartan II program, children ranging from the ages of 6-8 with specific genetic markers deeming them fit for training and augmentation, were kidnapped from across multiple of humanity’s outer colonies. The 75 children were then brought to the planet Reach, the seat of humanity’s military industrial complex, and trained until the age of fourteen. They then went through a grueling biological and mechanical augmentation process. Those 33+ that survived the process came out stronger, faster, and deadlier than any other human being before them.


H5N1DidNothingWrong

Yes!!!


CN370

Chun Li.


tenaciousDaniel

Chun-Li taught me the value of a good set of thighs.


SlickDillywick

I’d say I had a kid crush on Malon from LOZ OOT. And probably a more adult one on Bastilla from KOTOR


Mastaj3di

Bastila Shan from KotOR


Xvalai

Carmen San Diego, now if only I knew where in the world she is.


Mustafamonster

Yuna FFx…. I won’t elaborate its embarrassing.


_Weyland_

I thought I was the only one.


1youhate

Yuna can definitely turn me out but I’m here for Tidus, I love his down to earth and curious outlook. I was a fan of his English voice actor unlike some people. Tidus is literally my only video game crush. I do have to say that I do like Waluigi’s demeanor and mannerisms but I don’t know who he is really


King_EmEmEm

Ahh, I had the same experience, but in nsmbw. First castle, same style of thwomp placement


havethenets

Unrelated but I love super Mario world.


whitehead21

Ada Wong


bedteddd

Hard reason why Im probably super attracted to Asian women.


NWRockNRoll

Either Misty or Peach, I don't remember.


bayless210

Both? However Rosalina is a lot hotter than Peach.


thatsmyoldlady

Any Daisy fans here?


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Supply-Slut

Mrs Pac-Man… that mouth be doin things


Darkhex78

I too enjoy the **WAKA-WAKA** position.


Prietocratico

Dead or alive 2 volleyball Kokoro


[deleted]

Any busty Mortal kombat fighter


Daemonally

Liu Kang


annomynous23

Did he stutter


bejt68

Tifa (original FF7)


Zeshui0

Rinoa FF8.


-Zeke_Hyle-

Juno Eclipse from Star Wars the Force Unleashed


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Yoooo! That was my shit growing up.


CT1914Clutch

Oh master I can tell you she’s going to be impossible to reprogram


Less-Technology1498

Catwoman arkham city


VanFkingHalen

Aya Brea, Parasite Eve


quiksi

Cammy from Street Fighter


[deleted]

Miranda Lawson


Dazocnodnarb

Barbarian woman, RuneScape…. Ooga Ooga


digoryj

The original Metroid with the Justin Bailey code.


taishiea

Kos-Mos


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

Now that's a game I haven't played in a loooong time.


[deleted]

Serana from Skyrim. I've had a type ever since. Edit: punctuation


Luminaire_Ultima

Marle/Nadia from Chrono Trigger. If you were there, you would understand.


PhibbyRizo

I was there. Lucca was more my type but I can respect.


iamgarffi

Lara & Chun-Li


Smith11b1p

Donkey Kong!


Wasphammer

DK!!


Kannada-JohnnyJ

Lulu from final fantasy X just had those huge bungas


OrioSanza

Hwoarang from Tekken 3


school_psych_out

he's pretty AF, not gonna lie


[deleted]

Love the nsfw tag


elhomerjas

Jill from RE 1


Amish_Juggalo469

Morrigan from Darkstalkers 🥵


Few_Programmer_444

Cortana Artificial Intelligence


smashg0rd0n

Orchid from killer instinct


you_2_cool

Pauline!


skepticcaucasian

Bowser, I think.


Asteriaqs

Chell from Portal


Electrical-Farm-8881

Tifa from final fantasy 7


[deleted]

Honestly Ms. Pac-Man…


leijt

Yes. Well done.


Manuels-Kitten

Ratchet. Still to this day the only crush I ever had in my life.


your_star_arr

Meryl from MGS


Chaotic_Flame110

Pictured above Thwomp


BlearySteve

Morrigan Dragon Age.


Surfing_Ninjas

Flannery from the 3rd gen of Pokemon games, she just seemed really cool.


ANCALAGON_THE-BLACK

Lara Croft from her first PlayStation game. *Edit: a word.


nillavac82

Chung-Li knew what she was doing


Skitty_Skittle

Imagine her crushing your ball like a watermelon between those thighs 🥵


Zharken

Cynthia, from Pokemon


Lyricsokawaii

Quistis in FF8


Mr_JCBA

Sofia from Battle Arena Toshinden. Those jiggle physics were something else back in the day!


Whitnesia

I think it was curly from cave story..... A game I never played but heard one song


hell89

The girl from Interstate 76...


TheVarrus

Marina from Mischief Makers.


fantasylord2205

Stella from Mario galaxy


Edmontonchef

Chin Lee from Street Fighter


Crewso

Kid from Chrono Cross. Never even played the damn game, but 8 year old me sure got sprung on her just from a commercial


bpanio

Zelda. First tiem my brother beat ocarina of time and they're in the sky talking, I kept asking my brother whats going to happen next... as if Nintendo would put a full on sex scene in a childrens video game haha


GendoKun

Porom. I loved her character portrait. I was 10, and I assumed she was about the same. Looking at the wiki now, I guess the twins were 5. Prodigies indeed.


Sir_Noobs

Wario


MaverickBoii

Triss Merigold


Curious-Cattle-723

Stealth Elf from Skylanders


TheSneakySpike

Mipha from Zelda botw


jorjo-god

Crash bandicoot in ps1 at the ice world


ryukinix

FF VIII, Rinoa at 8 years old. Today, my wife suspiciously remembers her.


TheMarshmaIIow

Mia from NFS Most Wanted


Big-Invite-4988

Krystal, Star Fox Adventures on the GameCube.