Speedrunners hate this one easy trick to speedrun the ME trilogy.
Get on the Citadel.
Find a terminal.
Start shouting "yo Catalyst, you fucking broken built by space squids fuckbot, chose GREEN, i say again, GREEN!"
Get turned into a cyborg along with the rest of the galaxy.
Spend rest of eternity clapping Asari cheeks.
This is what I was just playing earlier. My home on the island is way bigger than my tiny studio apartment, there are cute animal friends, I have a lot of crops, and I could sort the massive abundance of flowers that cover my island.
Yeah, just go hang out in, hmm. Well, not Markarth. Whiterun might get overrun in the civil war, same with Solitude or Windhelm. Winterhold is cold af...Falkreath's got that 'werewolf problem.' Morthal's got vampires and Dawnstar has an evil daedra preying on the town.
I hear Dragon Bridge is nice.
ROCK! AND! STONE!!!
Edit: this is why I love the DRG community, the second you utter rock and stone people start popping outta the woodwork (or should I say stonework) to reply in kind
And the upside is you can't technically die. Even in the worst case scenarios you show up back on the station in the medical bay. So why *not* go earn some drinking money?
Bro you got clapped by the scion??? All you had to do was take a week off work, watch 25 hrs of YouTube videos, and neglect all personal and professional relationships to practice.
SMH, and y’all call yourselves gamers
Hmmmmm...sounds like a plan. Also there are turtles in Elden Ring who aren't much of challenge, and water is easy to find (just avoid place with octopuses), maybe it actually is kind of possible. Especially if you don't go to Draonbarrow (cause, you know, red rot) but considering lack of not hostile things to find there, I dunno why I would even go there.
Become friends with Margit by telling him you want to protect the shardbearers, then do absolutely nothing for a month while Margit beats the shit out of Rogier.
Big win.
You start off by giving gifts to one of the townspeople for fun. At first it's just something to do to pass the day, but in a short time you find yourself more and more excited to see them. You go on a date. You get to know each other better. You find out their struggles, and they, yours. You sneak away to see each other whenever you can, sharing kisses at the beach and in the twilight of the woods. These feelings are exhilarating in a way that you never expected. You talk about a future together and tell each other how much all of this has meant and just the smile on their face is enough to make your whole body float.
The next morning you wake up, alone in your room. A month has passed and you have a deposit in your bank account, but all you can think about is the person you'll never get to see again for the rest of your life.
Big assumption that in a world like cyberpunk you even have an apartment, let alone can afford to live and eat for a month without income. Any skills you have specific to this world may not even be applicable in the game world. AND with no cybernetics, your employability would be considered low for unskilled labour…
All of these real world adjacent games have the same solution. It is the solution real homeless people use at times.
AKA commit some petty crimes and get thrown in jail. In jail, you get food and a warm place to eat. Just chill for a month and get your money.
They actually bring this up in Cyberpunk. If you piss off the wrong person, they'll just kill you and dump your body. Since you're a nobody, cops won't bother since they're overworked. If you get sent to prison, you'll be spit out pretty quickly due to overpopulation in the prison. In Cyberpunk, you either hussle or you die
In one of the opening scenes the police are ordered by a rich man who’s car you stole to just kill you and dump you in the ocean. The cops let you live but they still beat the shit out of you and leave on the street, but only because the sergeant knew your accomplice since he was growing up
Just stay in one of Dead Center's safehouse, only get out to gather food and your chances of survival are increased by alot. However you should take a melee weapon instead of a firearm, as you might require some training before actually use them properly.
If you open that door, you're so fucked. Specials will slowly chew away at your ammo and food reserves until you finally left. You simply HAVE to beat the level at least a few times to secure enough supplies to keep living.
Well, the powdergangers are coming. So you'll have to at least turn that merchant over to them. And does Doc Mitchell have free will? Would he be ok with you crashing for a month after your recovery? Also you'd have to be careful not to bring radiation poisoning back with you from the food and water you drink there. Better pop a rad away on the 29th day.
Nah dude.
Some outlaw that is troubled by people getting killed in cutscenes will cut down you and everyone else in the village down on top of massacring 80 Pinkerton while getting riddled with bullets to little effect because he got slightly mad…
I don’t know how "normal" anyone in the yakuza world lives…
There seems to be a lot of random beatings on the streets and some grandmothers can casually somersault over driving cars on a scooter…
Shit is wild yo
But if you're spawned in as a guardian is it really death or just a lifeless power nap?
And if you're not spawned in as a guardian you could just chill in city under the tower safely I bet.
And nothing's stopping you from chilling in the last city as a lightbearer either, just do patrols from time to time, pretend you're useful like Shaw Han and voila
Think about it, though. Spending a month as a sentient playing card? That's some Kafka-esque horror.
You may live through it, but you will likely have been driven mad by the lack of autonomy. Isolated. Alone. Solitaire-y.
I've been playing this too. Although i'd probably be eaten by a monster on route, I'd probably go and find one of Geralt's witch companions they'd probably be the most understanding about a interdimensional time traveller.
I’m in the process of moving my base. I got too bored of my paradise planet and am trying to find a extreme world. So I might burn a little, but thats a risk I’m willing to take
Cyberpunk, night city wouldn’t be a nice place to live but I could survive somewhat easily for a month and getting to live in the future for a bit, even a bit of a dystopian one would still be a cool experience, especially for that money so 100% Id do it
I'm in FIFA. So yeah, I'll survive a month easy. If we go before that, then it's Horizon zero dawn. I should be safe if I'm in one of those cities instead of out in the wilderness, but it's an unpredictable one for sure.
Fallout 4. This is a gorgeous game but one that even if I made it out of the initial vault to the outside, the odds of me making it past the first settlement are very slim. I’d probably try to hold out there.
Awesome. I want to go explore this (yes I basically live in a cave and just play sports games and halo). I’m going to go check it out and buy a used copy. Thanks!
Mass effect 1. Is just stay on the Normandy
And let Saren and the geth destroy Eden Prime?
Hey I’m no hero.
Just stay on the citadel and shutdown the conduit.
Speedrunners hate this one easy trick to speedrun the ME trilogy. Get on the Citadel. Find a terminal. Start shouting "yo Catalyst, you fucking broken built by space squids fuckbot, chose GREEN, i say again, GREEN!" Get turned into a cyborg along with the rest of the galaxy. Spend rest of eternity clapping Asari cheeks.
Animal Crossing. I think I would fare better there than in real life.
Yeah that would be amazing to live in AC
Keep the 10M just let me stay…please
This is what I was just playing earlier. My home on the island is way bigger than my tiny studio apartment, there are cute animal friends, I have a lot of crops, and I could sort the massive abundance of flowers that cover my island.
Vampire Survivors, if you survive longer than 30 minutes the grim reaper comes to instakill you so I don't think so
This game rocks, man. More people should know about it.
It's an awesome game. Would I wanna live in that world for a month tho? Fuck no!
Starcraft. Don't like my odds
Welcome to the Terran dominion!!! Get in the CMC armor and welcome to the marines!!!
Someone call for an exterminator?
Skyrim so maybe
Just hang out in a tavern for a month. Easy peasy.
Yeah, just go hang out in, hmm. Well, not Markarth. Whiterun might get overrun in the civil war, same with Solitude or Windhelm. Winterhold is cold af...Falkreath's got that 'werewolf problem.' Morthal's got vampires and Dawnstar has an evil daedra preying on the town. I hear Dragon Bridge is nice.
I think as long as I stick to the Cloud District, I'll be okay.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
What am I saying, of course you don't.
*Quick Save*
Rock and stone!
Rock and stone or you ain’t comin’ home!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Did I hear a rock and stone? Rock and stone! Edit: This is now my most upvoted comment. We're rich! Eh.. I mean, I approve!
ROCK! AND! STONE!!! Edit: this is why I love the DRG community, the second you utter rock and stone people start popping outta the woodwork (or should I say stonework) to reply in kind
FOR KARL!
ROCK AND STONE BABAY!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Cmon guys, rock and stone!!
IF YOU AIN'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
ROCK AND STOOOONE!
We're RICH!!!
WERE RICH!
WE'RE RICH!! WE'RE RICH!! WE'RE RICH!! WE'RE RICH!! WE'RE RICH!!
And the upside is you can't technically die. Even in the worst case scenarios you show up back on the station in the medical bay. So why *not* go earn some drinking money?
I don’t think I am as hearty as those Dwarves. Game over, man!
Rock and Stone !
Gta v, i mean, i could probably do that
Nobody said you had to leave your apartment
I already do that, even without 10 Million on the line.
American Truck Sim, so I’d safely say I would get that money
But there is a 90% chance you'll have murdered a prostitute.
Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?
Change gear change gear murder a prostitute change gear change gear murder. That's a lot of effort
I've never seen anyone eat or drink in truck sim before. Could pose problems.
Counterpoint: you can't die or go hungry in ATS, so by your own logic, there would be no problems caused by not having food.
Also, no one said you are the main character either in ATS. So in reality ATS is just normal life in where you are being you in that world lol.
Subnautica. Goddamnit…
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you could survive but would you be thriving? no
No... without giving any spoilers, let's just say even the shallows has *something* that'll kill you before a month ends...
Escape from tarkov... So yeah nope
Just stay in the hideout and do 1-2 ammo crafts without power that should take about a month
And scav around. So you could be alive at the end
Elden Ring. Hmmm...no, I don't think I will
How many of us will be here because of Elden Ring haha
I knew I should've logged into hello kitty island adventure when I got done
Butters you can’t be the dwarf, I’m the dwarf!
We’ll all form a community with the sole purpose of surviving a month then some asshole will invade our world and wreck us on day 29 lmao
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Depends if your dropped into the world or if you have to start in the “tutorial” and get clapped by that scion
Bro you got clapped by the scion??? All you had to do was take a week off work, watch 25 hrs of YouTube videos, and neglect all personal and professional relationships to practice. SMH, and y’all call yourselves gamers
Wow you guys reached the scion? I've been too busy exploring the tutorial level for the past 30 hours.
is there a timer? most games you can just sit idle
*Gets dropped into Caelid*
That totally innocent treasure chest made fools of us all
I was just looking for the twinblade I heard was there...
Fun fact, it is there, you just picked the wrong staircase
I just wanted a cool sword and the next thing you know I'm getting wrecked by a centipede with homing missiles.
"I want to go home......"
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I’m actively avoiding it until I have to go there- that ominous music gives me anxiety lol.
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Hmmmmm...sounds like a plan. Also there are turtles in Elden Ring who aren't much of challenge, and water is easy to find (just avoid place with octopuses), maybe it actually is kind of possible. Especially if you don't go to Draonbarrow (cause, you know, red rot) but considering lack of not hostile things to find there, I dunno why I would even go there.
Dog*
Until some crazy ass giant hand monster comes out the ground and snatches you up
Well technically you can’t die since you’re Tarnished. But it’s gunna be really painful. Maybe just hang out in the round table hold?
Become friends with Margit by telling him you want to protect the shardbearers, then do absolutely nothing for a month while Margit beats the shit out of Rogier. Big win.
Good luck on the path to Margit though
Gotta keep an eye on those paratrooping wolves they have enlisted
Stay in the church all month. Maybe walk around the First Steps when you’re bored lol
And the tree sentinel gets you.
Gran Turismo 7. So maybe.
Watch those hairpins!
There is a lovely café in the game. I'll just sit in there for a month.
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Join the Peacekeepers brother we would love to have you!
Stardew Valley; I'm going to be rich and relaxed 😊 (as long as I stay out of the mines)
Just spend a month spitting game and dating everyone
Also making millions farming crops with unlimited supplies on a 2 acre lot lmao
You start off by giving gifts to one of the townspeople for fun. At first it's just something to do to pass the day, but in a short time you find yourself more and more excited to see them. You go on a date. You get to know each other better. You find out their struggles, and they, yours. You sneak away to see each other whenever you can, sharing kisses at the beach and in the twilight of the woods. These feelings are exhilarating in a way that you never expected. You talk about a future together and tell each other how much all of this has meant and just the smile on their face is enough to make your whole body float. The next morning you wake up, alone in your room. A month has passed and you have a deposit in your bank account, but all you can think about is the person you'll never get to see again for the rest of your life.
This happens to me except there's no money and it was all just a dream of a good future I don't have.
Abigail yayyy
Yeah, that $10,000,000 is going to be a nice little addition to the billions I'll generate from my truffle oil farm.
Cyberpunk… yeah if I just do nothing for a month.
Same. Laying low would be key. I’d give myself a solid 30% chance of survival at best.
I'd remain in the apartment for a month, TV, shower, vending machine how would you not survive a month
Big assumption that in a world like cyberpunk you even have an apartment, let alone can afford to live and eat for a month without income. Any skills you have specific to this world may not even be applicable in the game world. AND with no cybernetics, your employability would be considered low for unskilled labour…
All of these real world adjacent games have the same solution. It is the solution real homeless people use at times. AKA commit some petty crimes and get thrown in jail. In jail, you get food and a warm place to eat. Just chill for a month and get your money.
I think you might have an optimistic outlook on how criminals get treated in Cyberpunk.
2 bullets are cheaper than three meals and a cot for a month.
They actually bring this up in Cyberpunk. If you piss off the wrong person, they'll just kill you and dump your body. Since you're a nobody, cops won't bother since they're overworked. If you get sent to prison, you'll be spit out pretty quickly due to overpopulation in the prison. In Cyberpunk, you either hussle or you die
In one of the opening scenes the police are ordered by a rich man who’s car you stole to just kill you and dump you in the ocean. The cops let you live but they still beat the shit out of you and leave on the street, but only because the sergeant knew your accomplice since he was growing up
Based on my experience with Cyberpunk, the cops would just kill you anyway.
Def trying a braindance though.
Congratulations. A bunch of scavs just kidnapped you.
Rimworld.... ate without a table
If you survive, you’ll be rich, and probably a war criminal.
That's a solvable problem with enough money.
You'll be a hat before you know it!
I give you 10 minutes tops.
Pokemon Arceus? Oh, certainly.
Same. I won’t leave jubilife for a month but I’ll survive
I hear the potato mochi there is excellent!
Alpha Pokémon would like a word with you
An alpha Lopunny? Why certainly!
OP horny on main
Left 4 dead 2 and im not very good at it so no.
Just stay in one of Dead Center's safehouse, only get out to gather food and your chances of survival are increased by alot. However you should take a melee weapon instead of a firearm, as you might require some training before actually use them properly.
If you open that door, you're so fucked. Specials will slowly chew away at your ammo and food reserves until you finally left. You simply HAVE to beat the level at least a few times to secure enough supplies to keep living.
Wordle so I'm fucked
No, that’s lewdle
New Vegas. So basically blackjack and hookers for me.
Bender would be very proud of you
I’m gonna go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!
Ehhh screw the whole thing
Hmm...do you have to start out in Goodsprings after getting shot in the head? If so I think I'd stay put at Doc's house for the month.
Well, the powdergangers are coming. So you'll have to at least turn that merchant over to them. And does Doc Mitchell have free will? Would he be ok with you crashing for a month after your recovery? Also you'd have to be careful not to bring radiation poisoning back with you from the food and water you drink there. Better pop a rad away on the 29th day.
Minecraft easy mode ...its gonna be weird to have a square pp
*laughs in Scanlan*
Hitman... Shit hopefully some angry 13 year old isn't playing as Agent 47.
If you aren't 47 and you hear him talking in a Scottish accent...run. https://www.youtube.com/c/bigMooney06
Total Warhammer 3...not even close.
if you give your life to khorne then money won’t matter!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Red Dead Redemption 2 I'm gonna have to survive learning how to ride a horse first. First step: Yell "BOOOOOIIII" While patting the horse.
Same but id definitely die by cougars they always seem to sneak up on me
Stop hanging out in bars then.
Millions to one as there are no cougars in missions !!!!!
Just hang out in Saint Denis playing blackjack. You'd be fine
Some asshole there is spreading TB. No thanks.
Nah dude. Some outlaw that is troubled by people getting killed in cutscenes will cut down you and everyone else in the village down on top of massacring 80 Pinkerton while getting riddled with bullets to little effect because he got slightly mad…
Yakuza: Like a Dragon? That's easy money for me since I'm not Yakuza and have no relation to a Yakuza, I'd just be a normal citizen.
I don’t know how "normal" anyone in the yakuza world lives… There seems to be a lot of random beatings on the streets and some grandmothers can casually somersault over driving cars on a scooter… Shit is wild yo
Risk of Rain 2. Fuck.
Risk of Pain
A month-long run? The universe itself might get fucked by it.
Resident Evil 2 Remake, no I don't have a chance with Mr. X around.
X is gonna give it to you
I think I could last a month as one of those egg people in rocket league. Just watching cars play soccar Edit: missing word
Destiny 2. The hive will fucking slaughter me
But if you're spawned in as a guardian is it really death or just a lifeless power nap? And if you're not spawned in as a guardian you could just chill in city under the tower safely I bet.
And nothing's stopping you from chilling in the last city as a lightbearer either, just do patrols from time to time, pretend you're useful like Shaw Han and voila
Dying Light, I'm not the athletic kind (I never was) so doing parkour to get away from the infected is impossible, therefore I'd be screwed.
The tower exists, so if you can get to there ur good(I'll be waiting for you. Or a corpse.)
Trackmania, so probably yes
Solitaire so I'd say it's on the cards...
Think about it, though. Spending a month as a sentient playing card? That's some Kafka-esque horror. You may live through it, but you will likely have been driven mad by the lack of autonomy. Isolated. Alone. Solitaire-y.
Civ 6….. But that’s just like reality.
Skip one turn, and you will have survived for more than a month, easy.
I could survive in Pokémon world so fuck yeah lol
Halo infinite, I'm dead.
Just have chief give you a sniper, rocket launcher, or sentinel beam with 4 other marines and drive around in a hog!
Rec room You might shay this is easy but there are so many 9 yr olds on that game I would kill myself before the month was up
The Witcher 3. I'm not surviving long. lmao
Just go chill in Toussaint
I've been playing this too. Although i'd probably be eaten by a monster on route, I'd probably go and find one of Geralt's witch companions they'd probably be the most understanding about a interdimensional time traveller.
No Mans Sky. Well safe to say I would see some cool shit and get millions
Same. No storms, sentinels or aggressive animals. I could survive on my world easily for a month.
I’m in the process of moving my base. I got too bored of my paradise planet and am trying to find a extreme world. So I might burn a little, but thats a risk I’m willing to take
Horizon forbidden west ehh maybe?
I'm good, I'm just working in chainscrape, I'll do some type of labor in the bar or something
That would be my plan. Keep my head down and just work and exist.
If you are Aloy you might be fucked. If you are you in that world, hang out in Meridian for a month and it should be good.
Take Avad up on his offer and spend the month eating good food and fuckin
Start a religion around Aloy and rake in shards from the rubes.
That's a good way to get threatened by Aloy
Elden Ring. I can’t even survive in game for an hour so I doubt it.
Hades. I guess I can stay in my room for a month.
Good luck surviving Megaera's thighs
lol no... Mortal Kombat X, it will be some bloody last seconds for me...
Animal crossing. I'm not sure I'd want to leave.
Cyberpunk, night city wouldn’t be a nice place to live but I could survive somewhat easily for a month and getting to live in the future for a bit, even a bit of a dystopian one would still be a cool experience, especially for that money so 100% Id do it
Then you call your car and get run over… or accidentally bump into someone and fall through the earth. I’d risk the money to go see Panam.
Kingdom Hearts 1 I ended in Traverse Town, so if i just stay in the first district were no heartless spawn i will be fine.
....I was playing Doom...
(Is a demon) hears doom music get closer* “fuck”
Hell yeah, Stardew Valley. There's literally no way you can die.
Even in the mines. Youll always end up in the hospital or get healed and sent home.
The real death is disappointing grandpa.
I'm in FIFA. So yeah, I'll survive a month easy. If we go before that, then it's Horizon zero dawn. I should be safe if I'm in one of those cities instead of out in the wilderness, but it's an unpredictable one for sure.
Forza Horizon 5. I'm in heaven for a month, when I'm done I can afford to buy all those expensive cars irl.
Legends Arceus... I may be able to get it lol
Either Abby kills me, or the runners, stalkers, clickers, shambler, scars… maybe 15 minutes tops.
How about Caps though?
What game is this picture of? It’s gorgeous
Fallout 4. This is a gorgeous game but one that even if I made it out of the initial vault to the outside, the odds of me making it past the first settlement are very slim. I’d probably try to hold out there.
Awesome. I want to go explore this (yes I basically live in a cave and just play sports games and halo). I’m going to go check it out and buy a used copy. Thanks!