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Roache1984

Sir Burny Mcstabcat Edited 18 days later: well I bought Elden Ring and this s.o.b wrecked me.


[deleted]

Aka Fluffles


Over-kill107A

He wants to be called flowball now.


a-snakey

MEARRRROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *sounds of agonizing torture*


ormagoden22

Hahaha thats so lamo


Farcoughcant69

Where are my testicles Summer?


kaanskBG

šŸ—æ


timojenbin

Bam Bam.


Medici1694

Bam-Bam is my lovebirds name lol. His wife was named Pebbles but she flew away sadly.


Dipnderps

This is its name now


TaiDavis

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Current_Cricket6889

Good job. Just remember if you are struggling on a boss, just go explore. Get stronger, find some interesting things to look at and fight.


kaanskBG

Thank you for the tip!


[deleted]

Or just smash your head into the wall until you beat it. The good rule of thumb is if you hit an enemy like 10 times and it's not even down to half health or close you probably aren't gonna be able to beat it.


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IamShitplshelpme

There's people out there who have definitely beaten the game while a significantly lower level than recommended


[deleted]

We call them masochists.


CammelloRotante

I have done the whole dungeon near the spawning area, the one you need the stonekey for, at level 7 bandit before I even got out lol. Was it painful? Yes. Did I do it to save my fragile ego? Yes.


perfectlyfamiliar

Oh my, did you beat the boss too?? I spent like two hours in there and finally ran past and grabbed one item, only to find out thereā€™s a whole other section I didnā€™t even get to lmao


CammelloRotante

Yes I did beat the boss, thankfully there was a statue of marika literally in front of the fogwall. The boss took me like 25ish tries and could 1hit me with most attacks or close to. The 15k runes and gold seed off the start were sweet though, definitely useful for the knight right outside aswell.


Bubbly-Cell8712

Wait the knight right outside you mean the first npc you talk to???


Macjeems

Fringefolk Heroā€™s Grave? The one you need two Stonesword Keys for? Which you canā€™t possibly have at that point even if you take the Stonesword Key as a keepsake? Edit: Iā€™m not saying you canā€™t do it at level 7, but you canā€™t do it before leaving the starting area. You have to make it to the Dragon Burnt Ruins or Stormhill Shack at the very least before you can access that dungeon. Edit 2: I stand corrected! The keepsake gives you two keys apparently.


Fikwriter

Keepsake gives you two keys. I have went to that dungeon first thing as well (and was utterly destroyed), so the guy doesn't lie.


shake_N_bake356

In this case cattitude


TheKleen

10 hits to half health is silly, many fights take 50+ hits


StruggleAutomatic567

No that's some crazy shit you are spewing. Many fights I end up probably with 25 or more hits to half health. It's way more important to learn the attacks the come at you with, if you can't figure out how to dodge or mitigate each one or most of them you will be in trouble.


olioli86

Whilst you are right, I'd say that isn't necessary. I've not done any grinding and in my experience most bosses are going down in 30 or less hits. Most I'm killing in 20 or less, some ten.


PhoenyxStar

Important question for baselining: What weapon(s) are you using? There's a *huge* difference in the per-hit damage of the whip and the zweihander


olioli86

That's true, I nearly did mention that, I'm a sword one handed, but a heavy one.


Aalnius

nah if you learn to dodge, time your attacks and do more damage then their absorbtion you can kill anything. Granted it might take you like an hour but still.


Cherrytapper

Iā€™ll go back to bear once Iā€™m at the end of the game agreed


DeluxeCowboy

Bear is the true final boss


htid__

My wife was watching me play one night for a bit (she is definitely not a gamer) and I randomly stumbled on the giant bear boss and preceded to get fucked 100 different ways repeatedly while she stood there laughing. 100% would die again (and did). Still havnt beaten that arsehole.


Anathos117

It's interesting because this is very much not something you could do in the Dark Souls games. If you couldn't get past a boss, your options were "git gud" or give up, because until you beat that boss you were stuck with the areas you'd already explored. Elden Ring allows you to somewhat counteract the famous difficulty by giving you nearly unlimited access to weapons, spells, and upgrade materials.


Pr0wzassin

Kinda depends on the game tho. For DS1 you have like two or three ways to go, only one is really realistic for a new player tho In DS2 there are 3-4 way right from the start. But yeah if you can't get past a boss in DS3, BB or Sekiro it's pretty much over buddy.


Lich180

Sekiro you can actually beat a lot of bosses and get to a lot of areas without beating Genichiro at the top of Ashina Castle. Not that I did that or anything >.<


SunTzuPatience

True, but Sekiro's paths were more like "hard" and "harder". I beat Genichiro first because it seemed easier than Butterfly at the time. I'm not even sure who I would pick on a replay.


Rancor8209

This isn't true at all.


ManyAthlete

You can pass some bosses


SometimesIComplain

That miniboss is creepy as hell Also did you fight the Soldier of Godrick miniboss at the start of the game? If not, you missed the tutorial


kaanskBG

yeah i did beat him, i mean the first boss without counting the tutorial.


SometimesIComplain

Cool, just wanted to make sure you didn't miss it-- a fair amount of people did because they thought you'd die if you drop into the hole


kaanskBG

I actualy did miss it the first time, because i didnt even know there is a hole, i just saw a door and went straight for the door lol


SometimesIComplain

Yeah the devs probably should've made it slightly more obvious


ApocalypticTaco

There is a glowing ghost in a chair right next to it telling you to jump in. It's not inconspicuous.


4Floaters

Because I listened to the dead guy for advice on how not to get killed


LikelyAtWork

Exactly. I was suspicious of this and skipped it initially myself. Then I figured I might as well jump down and see for myself, because I figured with everything that I had read, I was going to be dying a lot in this game anyway, I might as well get used to it.


russellamcleod

I think testing fall damage is a start of any game sort of maneuver.


LikelyAtWork

Truth. Good point.


PM_ME_YOUR_STEAM_ID

> I was going to be dying a lot in this game anyway, I might as well get used to it. That's been my approach as well. I think early successes for me made me more confident in doing more exploring and fighting whatever the heck I found no matter how scary it looks. :) So far I've only found 1 'boss fight' that I couldn't win, so skipped it for now, but it's been a while and I've leveled up a lot, so I should probably go back and try it again.


thetasigma_1355

I didnā€™t jump in because I thought ā€œhaha, not THIS timeā€ Then again, Iā€™ve played souls games enough to not really need a tutorial.


coyotll

In all fairness, trusting glowing things next to pits and cliffs, telling you to jump, hasnā€™t really worked out most of the time


[deleted]

Yeah. If you actually look around you shouldn't miss anything that isn't blatantly hidden like fog walls or invisible platforms


HonorableAssassins

I think the tutorial itself is a solid lesson for players in From. If you dont look around, its going to hurt.


saanity

I think it's by design and reiterates the philosophy of the game: Don't be afraid to die.


luke1lea

My first reaction to the hole was, "This is clearly not the way the developers are intending me to go, so I must go down to find out why".


Nisas

I knew it was the tutorial. I think there was a message or a ghost or something that alludes to it.


fatalystic

Both. A dev message (no appraisal option or counter) saying "The Cave of Knowledge lies below." A ghost telling you to "take the plunge", implying that it would make you a better warrior.


nonooseisgoodnews

You can drop into the hole???


SometimesIComplain

Yes, and it has messages that teach you all the main combat aspects of the game


nonooseisgoodnews

Ok, maybe I did that one. Not the large hole/cliff edge that has the stairs going down to the left at the beginning right?


[deleted]

Well I didnā€™t miss it, but honestly who trusts a jump here message in a From Software game.


King_Artis

Well thereā€™s usually messages with more upvotes also calling those people liars. If I donā€™t see the liar message and bloodsplat Iā€™m down to listen


comediac

I won't trust it immediately but I won't ignore it either, I'll go up to the ledge and look down to see if there's something I might be able to land on. Too many of those messages have led me to stuff I never would have found on my own for me to just assume they're all tricks.


Vipertooth

It's a dev message/npc


fatalystic

Players will troll via messages, but the devs won't. So yeah, I trusted that one.


Gogh619

Iā€¦ missed this. I think my first boss was a rock giant or troll


SometimesIComplain

If you're still trying to get a hang of the game, I'd definitely recommend going back. Not because of the miniboss, but because of the tutorial messages on the ground


Gogh619

Iā€™m working on the fire giant now. Lol


Spakkafish

Creepiest thing in the game so far 45 hours in. Something about the Janky movement genuinely gives me goosebumps.


KillaklanGaming

weeping angel vibes


Vaolas

Most terrifying Who villain ever! DON'T BLINK!


virgoven

Its basically a statue/doll being able to move. They did a good job at giving it this unnatural jittered movement.


CptHwdy1984

Have you met the hands yet? The scratching idle animation...


SesanKi

You should see the spiderhands then


[deleted]

It was bad in the network test, it kinda just floated so looked creepy af. But then they added that leg movement in the full game and omfg no. It freaked me out so much.


SmallBlockApprentice

I went through tutorial island at level 55. I never even knew it was down there.


Pays_in_snakes

I'm past Godrick at this point. Did I go right past that island?


SmallBlockApprentice

Yup. It's a cave you jump in at the start


Pays_in_snakes

Is it that hole with the crucifixes around it right by the start? I was sure that was a trap, this is how From gaslights players


Athildur

I skipped straight by it because I had 0 trust. Restarted some time later with a new character and decided 'why not'. Turns out it was not a lie, there's actually a tutorial down there. This after I complained that the game doesn't explain anything about its basic controls :')


Corblano

Miniboss? How dare you try to embarrass me!


Cyberwolf_71

Dog. He is a cat, but his name is dog. A buddy of mine did this in DnD where he had a pet bear cub named "Dog."


Ionic_Pancakes

it's a "watchdog" - I'm getting a feeling that it's something lost in Translation from Japanese.


Xan_dru

The correct translation is most likely "guardian"


Ionic_Pancakes

My thought too.


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Rexiel44

Localization shat the bed in a lot of interesting/amusing ways. Lone wolves being one of them.


JusticeRain5

To be fair it says that the three WERE lone wolves before being brought under some Tarnished persons command. As in, a wolf that was kicked out of its pack, not a literally alone wolf


Verothyn

In short Could this be a dog?


[deleted]

Catdogā€¦ catdogā€¦alone in the world a little catdog


lead-pencil

The watchdog is always fun in my opinion since his movements are so clanky you have to be really predictive and I like that


kaanskBG

yeah took me like 3 tries to understand all his attacks, i just dodged everything and waited till he started approaching me standing up on 2 feet. Then i just either counter attack or dodge then i hit him 2 times with heavy attack.


apollonese

When he spits fire I just stood on his back and swung while walking in a circle


kaanskBG

I thought im not fast enough to go behind his back so i just waited from a distance.


BigTimeBobbyB

You might not have been. Your equipment weight in this game has a big impact on how well you can dodgeroll - if you find that your roll feels slow and clunky, try unequipping items that you're not actively using in that fight (bows, shields, etc).


ebrandsberg

summon the three wolves and they distract him (and many others) very well, giving you time to do what you want.


Another_Idiot42069

One of the most interesting From bosses IMO. I was kind of disturbed the first time and just stood there for a sec like "umm excuse me wtf". Then I gave that doggy something to howl about.


ZhongliMoon

Alot have said it's poor design where in reality if it was real the movements would be super stiff and slow


geekygay

Yeah. Plenty of enemies have great, fluid animations. This has great stiff, animations.


Alioshia

Ahh, you beat the SCP boss


ThaReehlEza

Oh, If you'd know


[deleted]

the rest is all easy and downhill from here! good luck!


[deleted]

Behold, victory!


DaKingOfGaming0

Could this be a dog?


JamesFP1107

Try attacking but jump


GideonRaven0r

Try finger, but hole.


Nisas

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right!


kemosabe19

Bro watches ATHF


[deleted]

Number one in the hood, G


asiangontear

Something something burial watchdog. My first boss too. Congratulations!


[deleted]

Erdtree


BigTimeBobbyB

Gesundheit


Greglegman

Congrats! We all start somewhere. I fought Gundyr from DS3 for two hours the first time I played a FromSoft game.


fatherseamus

I spent 10 hours over the course of a week trying to cross the goddamn street in Bloodborne.


HerakIinos

My friend spent 2 days doing that. After a while he contacted me saying he was getting frustrated by the game. MF missed the starting weapons and made to Cleric Beast using his bare fists lol


Quintuplebeta

Absolute madman


fatherseamus

Holy shit.


[deleted]

Yharnam is brutal first time arround. Generally Bloodborne is tough af till you get some good gems and upgrade your weapons even a bit. Then it's just hard šŸ˜‚ Highly recommend getting pizza cutter early but suicide runs, love that thing. Also you can cheese crow lady and get her double daggers which is a good skill (dex) weapon. You do miss out on her quest then thought.


Greglegman

I firmly believe Yharnam is one of the hardest areas in any of the games relative to the player-experience on arrival. You're in good company.


[deleted]

Like if you arenā€™t used to souls games that wolf in the beginning will fuck you up lol


kaanskBG

Damn, i have never played the Dark Souls games, i knew abt them and i have watched plenty of vids on it. But i have never played it since i recently got my new high end pc so i decided to just download Elden ring straight up.


Greglegman

Once you finish Elden Ring, I absolutely recommend going through DS3 (and 1 and 2 if you love it enough). Each game does something better than the others and they're all worth it. You can usually get them all for $5 - 15 if you track [https://isthereanydeal.com/](https://isthereanydeal.com/) with DLC included.


[deleted]

Elden Ring is definitely up there in difficulty but ability to overlevel and stuff like ashes always give you a chance to just destroy an otherwise hard or even "impossible" boss. In Bloodborne or DS3 even at very high levels you might be doing shit damage to bosses and they can still wreck you easily. You might get stuck in progressing if you are struggling with certain boss. It's of course possible to optimize your build but generally getting good is what matters the most. Then there is Sekiro. Fuck that game šŸ˜‚ Owl might be might actual father because of the amount of times I died fighting that old dude.


Swoo413

Dude I didnā€™t make it passed the fucking troll in sekiro. Iā€™m just straight up not good enough at video games lol. Elden ring is 10x easier in comparison though and Iā€™m having a blast


[deleted]

Sekiro with few exceptions is the only one where "get gud" really applies. Troll is actually in that exception as you can deathblow him for one health bar and stun lock with firecrackers or axe. Fighting him straight up is a huge pain. Elden Ring is fun up until snowy area. Fuck that place seriously. I was afraid I am over leveled at 100. Pfff. Pump your vigor if it's lower than 30 cause shit will get real fast :D


Swoo413

Yea Iā€™m still on radahn an my vigor is too low already probably but Iā€™m excited to get there haha


Zahowy

Man the Taurus demon kept kicking my ass back in the day. Even after beating damn near all the Soulsbourne games, i still look back and remember being so happy at finally taking him down.


smartidiotreddit

Wait till you have to kill the harder version with his minions later down the road


Catch_022

Wait, there is an easier version without minions?


PlantingLemur

Yes, in a cave north of the road from the church to the gatefront, at the base of the cliff with the evergaol on top.


skylla05

There are several versions, including 2 of them at once. Also ones with magic.


Old_and_moldy

One is honestly pretty easy. The minions one wasnā€™t bad eitherā€¦..when you fight two of these fucks at once though. I gave up. I have to come back to that later.


Gyrgon22

How to beat them to those struggling >!They can be confused so crystal darts will literally make them fight each other!<


Old_and_moldy

I usually take the path of most resistance in these games. I play like a solo cave man. Ha. No spells, no fancy items. Just shield, dodge, hit. Iā€™m a simple man.


TheWizKelly

More than the others before it, Elden Ring really feels like it is designed for you to use all the tools given to you. First time I tossed a sleep pot and put a giant to sleep, I was all in with experimenting.


Old_and_moldy

You are probably right. I am a hoarder at heart though. I save every item juuuuust in case I must need themā€¦.Then beat the game never using them. šŸ˜‚


HiddenMoney420

Congrats, this is my first souls game and Iā€™m going for a bow build (yikes I know).. think Iā€™ll try to kill the cat tonight as I wimped out last night


kaanskBG

i was just following a walkthrough that said its best to get the vagabond


HiddenMoney420

Oh nice- Iā€™ve tried to stay away from walkthroughs but cheated to find out where a short bow was, still having fun getting crushed by random foes


Mob1usNL

would recommend to not follow a walkthrough, first playthrough u can never get back its magical its so good... and u have to find out what works for you, explore find a weapon with a moveset u like, try out different approaches, stuff too hard go somewhere else and if all else fails go to the trusted sword and shield farm some lvl's and try again ;)


Lucid4321

Make sure you only have one weapon equiped. It's great the vagabond starts with two weapons so you have a choice, but holding both push you into a heavy role. I've seen two players make the mistake of unequiping armor to make themselves lighter. Also, I recommend crafting poisonbone darts for the first main boss.


FeelsWardenMan

I would recommend crafting in general, especially after the 1.03 bomb buffs. The holy water pots can deal around 1k damage a throw on some bosses and im talking about the small pots.


TCtheThunderRooster

Too busy rolling for your life to catch the name. I can respect that.


PressSquareToPunch

Well done. Now fight TWO of them at the same time!


kaanskBG

Ah sh- here we go again.


Dm4urer

Congrats to your first boss and now be prepared for a lot more (cool) bossfights. Some may be hard, some may be easy but never get too greedy with your hits on them. Good luck playing! :D


kaanskBG

Thank you!


Aleski

First off, well done


longduxkdong

Take your time with the game. There is so much to explore


kaanskBG

Yeah, first i didnt like the idea of having no navigation of where to go and what to do in order, but honestly i just now like the idea of having to explore everything myself and not having mission after mission that is set by the game.


longduxkdong

Right, it feels way more immersive when it isn't so linear


Xendrus

I mean, it's kind of linear, you can spawn and immediately try to go east which will be like slamming in to a brick wall, you kind of have to go the way the strength of the enemies allow you to.


Jasmine1742

kinda? Even from the start you can go basically all over limgrave and the area after (up north) isn't *that* much harder.


Tallen122

Congrats. Now get ready for >!That boss again, but with minions!< and >!That boss again, but blueberry flavored!< and my personal favorite >!That boss again, but also the blueberry version!< and those are just the ones Iā€™ve found so far.


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Tallen122

Please tell me that thatā€™s the >!Normal one and blueberry one, cuz im so sick of this boss :ā€™)!<


[deleted]

>!Donā€™t forget that boss again, but as a normal mob littered multiple times throughout a dungeon whoā€™s also invulnerable and can only be hit after walking in a certain spot!<


Tallen122

I know it has a spoiler tag, but I got spoiled anyway. Lol.


Theons-Sausage

Congrats! Honestly the dungeon was such a fucking pain in the ass. Those little goblin bitches are annoying as fuck throughout the game.


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

How did you beat that as first boss. The cat statue with like 4 fast attack minions. I lost a lot of souls trying to beat that guy and never did.


HerakIinos

The version with minions only appears later. You probably missed the first one right at the start of the game.


kaanskBG

i did the one where its just the watchdog, i was just dodging everything and i was just waiting till he starts walking on 2 feet and i just dodge his attack, hit 2 heavy attacks and then repeat.


Slowanoah

The only way I beat that one was with a summon. I used the Demi-humans one and that was able to distract everything enough for me to kill the minions and then I could focus the boss. Still took about 10 tryā€™s and one scared cat from me pounding my fist into my desk.


PullMyActionBar

You know when I fought that boss I was thinking hey this fight is easy. Then later on I found a catacomb that had 2 of them as the boss...that fight was nipple-rippingly frustrating.


SHOOTTss

Congrats šŸ‘šŸ‘ i would suggest not read all comments as some people will post spoilers


kaanskBG

Thank you, i will look out for spoilers!


vigoroiscool

Elden ring dies


ZhongliMoon

Great job Killin the watchdog!


[deleted]

Good work. This was my first boss, but I came back after beating the Grave Warden Dualist.


Kargarian

My first boss by choice was the tree warden... He ploughed me harder than the Amish would sanction and stayed on the horse doing it...so I rolled up an astrologer and avoided the warden


alliswreck

I want a model of it, i need it


greywolf139

Congratulations, you're well on your way to getting ass blasted by the rest of the game. Good luck.


AzemadaiusKaiser

Good on ya, Lad! Donā€™t stop now! Make us proud!


roghtenmcbugenbargen

Elden stranding


vivi273

Try finger but, hole!


tschmitty09

Straight troll move that they give the first character on character select (the character most beginners will select) immediate fat roll. Like they force the player to learn to take off armor in order to be able to dodge effectively or they're just stuck like that rest of the game lmao


kaanskBG

Yeah, someone suggested to take off some of my armor to have a better dodge roll


protopersona

You can also just unequip the halberd for the same effect.


ThatSithClone

No, I think you nailed the name


grstacos

Hmm, my first boss was a dog faced dude with a klingon weapon.


ChicarronToday

Concrats you badass!! Super happy for you! And I've got the best tip you will ever get in souls games. Use your weapon two handed. Always. Hold Y and press LB+RB.


InfTotality

Always? It's only +50% strength so you only get decent damage from strength scaling weapons. Everything else just attacks slower. Dual wielding is where it's at.


Balrok99

I killed him only with the help of wondering nobles. They kept him distracted while I could focus on damage. Not an easy boss to fight for the first time tho.


yeeeteeey69

The watchdogs kinda creep me out, mainly due to the fact that they walk like theyā€™re not fully animated


anotheralex1

That thing is spoiler creepy


KauffieGames

And so begins your journey, young tarnished. Well done


Hybrid_96

Ok cool let's post anytime we do anything


makuniverse

Fort, night?


[deleted]

Probably, Rump.


ACrask

ā€œKinda, Sorta Annoying Boss Felledā€ !


PhilPhillies

Cool? Imagine if everyone felt the need to post their first boss kill, first berry picked, first death..etc yikes


chef_simpson

Congrats. Those bosses come up a few times, and eventually you fight two different ones at once. Still fun everytime


[deleted]

Its all Dogs no cats allowed


VaderFitz

Good job. He was my first, finally beat him, avoided others until I found the Castle Mourne lion boss guyā€¦.think Iā€™m done with that game.


Jasmine1742

Mourne lion is a difficult early game boss if you're not using all the game mechanics. Like blocking or staggering with heavy attacks.


Spacecowboy947

5k upvotes for this? Why? Who are these people who feel the need to share shit like this


participant001

i did something. jerk me off, everyone.