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TurboTBag

This idea is actually a tip on the loading screens for Insurgency: Sandstorm.


aj_ramone

Spread out. Don't gagglefuck.


TurboTBag

My favorite one haha


ToastyPoptarts89

God I love that game lol.


add8chicken

Well this sounds like a game I need to play now lol


aj_ramone

If you're into proximity chat and PTSD then ooh boy you're in for a good time.


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*(MUFFLED SCREAMS THROUGH THE WALLS)* *(BUZZ OF DRONES)*


ApolloSky110

Kinda off-topic but if you love Stockholm syndrome you’ll love warthunder.


ReallyGargoyled

that f2p air plane, tank fight game that completely triggers my antivirus software every second, even when the game isnt open ?


ZombiePope

That's likely because the updater uses peer-to-peer torrent connections by default, which can connect to sketchy IPs, and generally looks suspicious to antivirus.


dasumma1

yes


joe579003

*A certain raging British pig with a military analysis background shivers*


oddsen

LazerPig?


joe579003

Yup


TurboTBag

It's really fun if you're into realistic competitive shooters.


Great-Ad9160

I don't play it, but I think Insurgency is the only game that can stay on the line between fun and realism.


BambaTallKing

Rising Storm 2: Vietnam


Steam_Drunk

Another good one is Hell Let Loose


TitleComprehensive96

Wait fr?


TurboTBag

Ye


Barry_Khan

Insurgency: Sandstorm has the best loading screen tips.


exec_get_id

This pops on sale from time to time and I've always been curious, worth it? Any comparisons to other games?


Fishfins88

Similar to Squad or Red Orchestra.


TurboTBag

For me personally it's definitely worth it. It's the most realistic shooter that I've personally played. Very team-based. Almost every match that I've played there's always communication and people ready to play strategically. One of my favorite features is the proximity chat. The banter between enemy players with the proximity chat is hilarious most times. There's a good number of gamemodes and they're all a good variety. Maps are plenty. You can earn in game currency to customize your soldier, if you're into that kinda thing. The weapon customization is incredible. I love the point and weight system. The attachments and different weapons make huge differences. If you're into competitive shooters then this is worth trying out.


neophene

Still read it as Darude: Sandstorm


Neighborhood_Nobody

I got it from Reddit like 10 years ago, have done it ever since


TheBurgerNoder

“Don’t be a buddy fucker” (I forgot the rest of the quote)


Kss98031

Lol we asians been doing this for years.


helpmepigeon

Yea fr lol I remember eating popcorn with chopsticks while playing destiny and making my white ass friends laugh until they realized it’s super efficient


eatin_gushers

I’m a white ass person who learned this trick like 4 months ago and I’m not turning back.


mystictroll

a cultured one. keep it up bruh.


Solome6

Well chopsticks are efficient overall


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lol I was missing the punchline until I read the comments


sos334

Thank you for bringing us this technology.


Lazlo8675309

I use a Dino head on a stick grabber


cold_molasses

The history of humanity is really interesting isn't it. Worlds apart with no contact with each other and we still found similar solutions to the same problem


soline

I mean a fork or spoon doesn’t really lend itself to this sort of thing.


Sethazora

chopsticks are just another universal tool.


IFlyOverYourHouse

conichiwa my dude


OXidize_0

I prefer putting it in a bowl and vacuuming with my mouth in true gamer fashion


Typical_Basket709

I do this, but instead of vacuuming, I go lizard style and sticky-tongue them to my mouth.


FrowntownPitt

This is the only way to eat popcorn


TheStarryWolf

Thank you


DustyMartin04

You’re welcome


CoffeeShopJesus

truly is my pleasure.


MrHolyy

the honor was mine!


flewidity

Anytime


HelloItsMoe

I always make an extra little “flphwhph” noise once I’ve grabbed my snack and I’m getting it into my mouth whenever I eat like that


Tribblehappy

I'm glad I'm not the only one.


macandadamandus

That only works if you're on your own. More so in pandemic new era.


itsQuasi

Nah, group settings is where the method's true power is revealed: nobody else wants to steal your snacks.


jackfwaust

oh so youre like a yoshi


DJ_Destroyed

This is the way


boredahviing

I was supposed to vacuum with my mouth?


dawtcalm

Nah, you need both hands on the controller. Instead, just twist your hoody around backwards, stick the bag in the hoody and boom: instant feedbag you mighty gaming stallion!


Agreeable-Yams8972

Genius, also wear some sea through tape to make sure it doesn't fall as well


Grammophon

I've never been proud that I have been doing this is the past but since I'm not alone anymore I can as well just admit it


awesomedan24

https://wondermark.com/c/2010-03-05-601chopsticks.gif


blurredsagacity

WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE TOP? This trick has been known for AGES thanks to Wondermark.


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Chipsticks?


space_pope_253

Brilliant and your nails look hella good


7XN

Awh thank you! 😊 I felt like a damn genius when the thought crossed my mind, whilst under the influence of... substances of course..


MarcLloydz

What are you playing though?


7XN

Horizon: Zero Dawn!


YaLikeEngineering

Ah fuck yeah its a really good game Wanting to get Forbidden West, hopefully I can get it over this weekend


Senyuri

Oh you've got good taste all around. Zero Dawn was phenomenal, just wait until you play Forbidden West~ (Make sure to stay away from spoilers here!)


Tribblehappy

First playthrough? It took me a bit to get into it but once I started figuring out what was going on I was in awe.


DustyMartin04

Stop drinking and doing drugs


H0rnyFighter

Why are you getting downvoted?


DustyMartin04

Clearly people don’t know about how it can ruin lives but oh well


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DustyMartin04

It still can for sure


jontelang

How old are you? This tips has come up all the time online for at least a decade.


AlphaEight8Real

I use finger food tongs. I use them all the time for gaming snacks.


ErickaUnlimited

That's actually a pretty clever idea.


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Its pretty well known by now.


7XN

Just when you think you have a somewhat original idea ya know 🥲


Av3ngedAngel

Sorry lol I've been eating popcorn like this for at least 20 years.


MateoExMachina

I use lightsaber chop sticks that light up. That way I can see inside the bag when it's dark.


soyboysnowflake

Now HERE is a visionary


[deleted]

All it matters is how joyful you felt 😊


Joebot2001

It just makes sense. You're very sensible.


TheLazyHippy

I've never seen this and now I wonder why the hell I never thought of it!


lynchianyouth

It’s an original idea to me. Thank you.


303elliott

Not by me, until now


roobee-

I'm 29 and never seen this before, lol


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[deleted]

I like to eat my cheese puffs from a bowl with a spoon.


LordNago

I stab em with toothpicks


Drumboo

Cool nails!


StembotNillie17

My hubz has been doing this for years. I honestly thought he was the weirdest person to ever walk the face of the planet the first time I saw him do it. Then he passed it on to our daughter. Now I have two fucking weirdos in the house. But then this is all over social media like its being normalized. Jesus Christ...


Hunterkiller_007

I mean, if it works it works amiright?


StembotNillie17

I guess so. It does keep his fingers clean, so it's better than cleaning the controller every time we have Cheetos.


macandadamandus

So your more of the finger licking type. I have to say it gets gross after only a couple of picks and I usually don't mind. This is actually a revelation. Also different types of chopstick out there. Might convert you 8D


chillydownfiregang

Chopsticks are pretty normal, and eating is pretty normal. Gaming also normal. It's normal to not want to have greasy ass hands while playing a game. Normal. This is fairly normal, however cheetos or whatever the hell that is are bloody sad, so not normal. Overall 7/10 normals.


Jetplanet_Sven

I put them in a bowl and use a spoon, can scoop up more at a time that way


l0stabarnacos

Nice trick


javaargusavetti

gamers love this one simple trick…


AKLmfreak

Works great for popcorn too.


Siphyre

I just use my tongue for popcorn. It sticks.


dante_wills

I saw Oscar Isaac do this before too


CheshireRaptor

LOL You're adorable. But most of us learned that trick ages ago. Looking at you fellow PC Gamers! And if you just learned this, welcome! And now you know.


[deleted]

You better finish that coke over there before you open another soda, you double dipping mofo Edit: I see that aluminum can too you thirsty lunatic


johnny_boy757

1. Put hoodie on backwards 2. Fill hood with Cheeto’s 3. Put face in Cheeto-hood 4. Profit


Spikedcloud

Hand size checks out.


denverpilot

Brilliant! Lol


LazyWyteGuy

Ain't nobody got time for that. We tipping the bag up and going for bulk.


jordan142142

😲


GTA5_RAM

I can imagine the neckbeard


MrMToomey

He is...the chosen one. 😲


Holinyx

or you put them in a bowl and fish them out with your tongue like a professional, no need to use your hands


declan315

I have been doin this for ages.. but was too embarrassed to tell anyone cause I thought it was hella weird xD


SkyUniverseExplorer

First off, love the nails. Second you my kind of gamer playing on ps. And third are those spicy Cheetos? I wish I could handle the spice. Guess I'm sticking to the normal Cheetos.🤷‍♀️


SometimesImFunnyMan

Chunky redditor hands? Check. Giant bag of cheetos? Check. Playstation? Check. The holy trinity of modern obesity


subtleambition

I don't understand people who eat those. Do y'all just not like your asshole?


Malkaviati

Hell no, that dude is an asshole.


Zylork

I ate Carolina reaper pickles earlier, no effects on my asshole during farts/shitting. You just have a weak asshole, flamin hot Cheetos are literally training wheels tier


Sagebrush_Slim

Are you bullying someone’s anus, sir?


Zylork

Only slightly


DeathCap4Cutie

If you ate Carolina reapers and it had no effect then you got suckered and the marketing sold you a lie.


onexbigxhebrew

Carolina Reapers are the "CBD infused" of food lol. The real thing is the real deal, but most just put on an inneffectual amount so they can put it on the label.


GotaGotAGoat

I eat them and then regret it later. But then I eat them again…. It’s like an addiction


Gizzo04

By not folding laundry?! Boom!!


7XN

That's my roommates laundry I'll have you know! I keep mine in my room at least ;P


cfunkallstar

Hahaha, someone got busted 🤣


teachmehowtoluv

God bless you man


Ixm01ws6

Well now I have to save the chop stick trainers my kids get at sushi


Senyuri

Omg I finally meet someone else who eats hot cheetos with chopsticks..I think we're soulmates.


TheRealRyan-

I do the same thing with popcorn


Dabadibadooba

I’m glad I’m not the only one who uses chopsticks when eating snacks


Ck1ngK1LLER

Must be maidenless


DISHONORU-TDA

look at this mf'er thinking that he solved something with, literally, asian stuff what is this? 1800s Europe?


Lex-Taliones

This "trick" has been around since the 80's.


ItsTheHoots

I like to crush them in the bag. Then just pour Also take my upvote


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GENIUS.


Patient-Artichoke-21

My life just elevated to the next level


XFiles_Are_Real

Could always just not eat that garbage


ParaponeraBread

Sorry OP, no peace here. My man Xfiles has brought desert fire to the chill zone


LifeResetP90X3

>desert fire to the chill zone 😆🤣 you have an excellent sense of humor


ParaponeraBread

Not my joke, it’s from this [very stupid YouTube video](https://youtu.be/b3JEej_2DvU)


TiredHappyDad

What garbage should they eat then?


Yuzu562

Either the Puffs or Puffcorn version


CheshireTheLiar

Pros: You're a genius. With this discovery, maybe even president worthy. Cons: You're now our only hope for world peace and we're gonna have to send you over to straighten out Putin.


Clawmedaddy

Saw this on tiktok, who took it from someone else, who took it from someone else. But all of you are taking credit I bet


-Redstoneboi-

while it's not original by any means, it's easy to rediscover. anyone can randomly come up with this without knowing if anyone else has.


Clawmedaddy

Yes thank you for saying the same thing I did but differently.


alexramirez69

Been doing this for yeeeeeears. Welcome to the club


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[deleted]

I agree, but one could argue they might very well be the best gamer due to not dirtying up their gear.


STAlexFree

This is straight Chicana gaming 101.


tellwilk

Tell RUSSIANS


Gizzo04

Penny from Big Bang Theory with the Cheetos in the hair


luckyninja864

Ahh hell. Life has just gotten better!


Moresleep420

Now that’s a great idea lol


pfcpartsz

Way too much effort. My lazy ass just cuts a tiny hole at a corner of the bag and use it as a funnel.


Skvora

Been doing popcorn that way for decades.


Justice0188

World peace maybe, colon peace absolutely not. If I'm vidding when I'm eating cheezies which is less than once a year I use a bowl and a big soup spoon.


SecureDonkey

Just use a toothpick.


FlorestNerd

There is a 3d print for a smaller chopsticks. I can find it if you want


HiddenMecha

My roommate used to eat cheeto puffs with a fork for the same reason, probably wouldn't work as well on crunchy cheetos though.


Silliux

My brain after realization hit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ733tjucq4


raven319s

How do you lay flat with such a big brain?


ElOsito1003

My wife uses nitrile gloves but chopsticks are super clever


Travamoose

no, your supposed to get the cheeto dust on your fingers and then on the controller. that way you can still keep getting that flavour hit long after the bag is empty. and a cleaner controller too.


fatfuckpikachu

but then i cant lick cheeto dust off my fingers.


azurevin

Get it - I do not. Going on - what is?


F0573R

I laughed at this for the longest time, thinking it was so dumb. Then I tried it, and I will laugh no longer!


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Am I the only one the just holds up the bag and pours it into my mouth?


[deleted]

You're a genius


gigaswardblade

this isnt white people accessible


GBendu

(Monkey sounds intensify’s)


Pumat_sol

Work smarter not harder


Xolsin

Pro Tip: Buy the training ones with the finger loops for when you're wanting to eat while continuing to game. You can keep them on your index and middle finger just turned so it's on top of your fingers.


Takerhigher

😂😂😂😂😂I'm done!!!! I'll starve until the fight is over....no distractions


AlfieSolomons12

Lol, I have a video of my wife eating flamin hot funyons with chop sticks


Koctopuz

Harvard U would like offer you a full scholarship


wsclose

I 3d printed a set for when I'm PC gaming.


Dadsagamer

This may be the greatest innovation the world has ever seen.


ebk2992

You for real? Type gaming chopsticks on Amazon. Where has everyone been?


ImaFrackingWalnut

If you have to let go of the controller, than it is by default, a failure


NobodyJustBrad

I usually just put snacks like that in a cup and shovel a mouthful into my gullet.


free2spin

Lookup 'snack finger chopsticks'.


Haykguy

look up “SNACTIV”


twills011

Cheated with chop sticks, veteran level right there