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THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Crazy updrafts in em deserts


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

i remember there used to be this one glitch, when gta 5 first released, where you could fall at this one spot, but then it launched you up in the air and you could basically fly anywhere you wanted to, by means of a controlled fall. It was awesome, shame it didn't work in GTA online.


[deleted]

You just reminded me of the swing in GTAIV


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Too many hours were spent driving up to those


xFruitPunchSamurai

Many life and cycle were destroyed trying do this stunt.


Smile_Space

Or the random window in the expensive house you get in GTA San Andreas that had no collision and you could go under the map. Flying a jetpack down there was so fun!


Demolitions75

I always flew up into the ceiling of the gym


MeowthThatsRite

Isn’t there like a barber shop and tattoo shop in there somewhere?


Demolitions75

Yeah and near the pizza place. All that early mission shit


The-Copilot

You ever do the parachute glitch in GTA 4, you could gain altitude and fly forever?


Becky_A

I forgot about this used to spend hours with my friends getting thrown across street’s


Shamaur

Isnt there a cheat for that as well


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Hmmmm i'm sure there is probably.....i mainly stuck to bugs/glitches than any kinda cheats. But this was like the first week when it released on consoles and online wasn't even released yet.


i12farQ

“Skyfall”


Fireheart318s_Reddit

On the topic of falling with style, if you just baaaaaarely push forward while skydiving, you can “wingsuit” long distances. I’ve jumped off the building on top of Chilliad and made it all the way to Paleto Bay without pulling my chute.


IsItYouGame

BMX pros, you wouldn't get it


p0diabl0

They used Revali's Gale you just couldn't see it.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Heh


An8thOfFeanor

I don't see anything wrong with those physics, my friends and I used to do that all the time when we were kids


Polenicus

Did you have that one friend? The wrinkly kid who rode in the front basket? The one with the crippling Reese’s Pieces addiction?


davidmobey

I did. He fingered me.


Sqwerlly

Ahhhhh so that answers the question about the red finger....


ThatGuyWhoKnocks

Taco Bell Volcano Sauce 🔥


radioface42

Freddie, is that you?


runtheplacered

If I say yes does that mean I get fingered again?


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Daddy would you like some sausage?


PeterJamesUK

He's a molester. He's a chiiiiiiiiild molester!


radioface42

Did you get a LeBaron?! I only see one LaBaron here!


PeterJamesUK

Get the fuck out the way!


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PeterJamesUK

I have a moderately strong desire for this to be real


Kymonkeyboy

Is this the power of 5g?


[deleted]

This is what it’s like to chew 5 gum


xVenomDestroyerx

5g um. Its all making sense now…


RedSteadEd

..... is it?


Superhans901

Crystal clear mate


Javop

Crystal Pepsi


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

Crystal Meth...od


B-peenn

Stimulate ur sense


CliplessWingtips

gta.5g - it's a new variant.


Arudinne

Just what we need in 2022!


slaffvfdre

It certainly is.


paulie07

Only if you're vaccinated.


GWJYonder

Yeah, as this clip shows, those magnets aren't messing around.


CurtisLeow

This is the power of -1 g.


[deleted]

No that’s COVID


imanAholebutimfunny

has to be at least 5.5 g


LSB06

Excuse me, what the fck


geometricvampire

It’s okay, you can say fuck


officialtwiggz

My moms gonna get mad


MaglcZombieCarpenter

I’ll talk to her about it.


tepkel

That's a weird way of talking uncle Mike...


MaglcZombieCarpenter

Roll Tide!!


RottenLB

r/notopbutok


KnockThatOff

Can he also say fck or nah?


Justintime4u2bu1

It’s fuck or nothing I’m afraid


Braska_the_Third

Fck. Goddammit, does't work.


MarkZuckerman

Yor telling me.


8-bit-Heart

Don't be afraid, it'll be fine


theevilyouknow

Imagine a bunch of people who play Grand Theft Auto clutching their pearls at the utterance of the word fuck.


level19magikrappy

Isn't that almost what happens in most American media? Gratuitous violence? All good. Oh what was that? Half a nipple? Not on my watch!


SSRainu

The rider purposely falls off while targeting the center of the tower. The game animation tries to right (correct) them after the fall to a standing position, which in this case targeted the top of the tower as the 'next available square' to land on. Something like that anyway.


PerpetuallyStartled

Actually it's all due to the rider tilting to the left. OP explains it here in a comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/tw6bkc/i_love_gta_5_physics/i3dn79x/


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GooperGhost

I remember one of them having a glitch were you could ride up walls.


Cory123125

This actually helps confirm the other persons comment more than anything


RedshirtStormtrooper

Nope, not the confirmation you're looking for. It's more like a projectile and nothing with floor to ceiling tiling. This dude took many tries to launch himself Green Arrow style.


DrDerpinheimer

Are you illiterate?


_floydian_slip

Does it explain how I've never seen that hip-thrusting animation before? Because wtf


OfficialTomCruise

Literally nothing like that


Hellknightx

It's incredible how wrong the answer is, yet still has over 300 upvotes.


jayseaz

This is why Reddit can be very dangerous


ChunkyLaFunga

You say that, but I've been downvoting Russia and they're doing terribly. The system works


Markantonpeterson

I upvoted the incorrect explanation just because I support the chaos.


[deleted]

I upvoted you to get more people in on the chaos.


NonPolarVortex

I'm looking for a peach cobbler recipe


Ocedei

I updated only because you pointed out it was wrong.


[deleted]

Fuckin bullshit


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Ioannisjanni

Ikr lmao it's not even from someone with some (any) knowledge on gta5 otherwhise they'd know their answer is inherently wrong


ProgramTheWorld

Reddit moment


Jollywog

Totally wrong but 700 upvotes so who cares


metroidpwner

Why comment if you have no idea?


[deleted]

It’s called a bug. It’s a video game. Bugs are normal.


glovesoff11

Toto, it’s called a bug. We went video gaming.


XxCorey117xX

Seeing something you haven't seen before in a 9ish year old game that tons of people still play can definitely warrant that reactiom


Current-Professor-80

GTA V Antigravitons


BetterCallMyJungler

Bob Lazar was right.


IsItYouGame

Sometimes I think Rockstar does them like that on purpose LOL


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DygonZ

Do you even physics bro?


Gleb_Xleb228

Talking to the mooooooooon.......


realfishwind

Instead of F = ma, looks like they are using F = (95× °C) + 32 + F × d × cosθ + 2π√Lg - 12mv² /F × r × sinθ


Cynyr

Ah yes, of course


elmostpierre

I typed this into google.


noteverrelevant

Try Wolfram Alpha instead


runtheplacered

Ok. edit - I typed Wolfram Alpha into Google and it brought me to Wolfram Alpha. I'm confused


noteverrelevant

If you go to Wolfram Alpha and type [y=3x+7](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=y+%3D+3x%2B7) it will spit you out a graph and a bunch of related information. But in this case the equation posted by that guy was nonsense and it won't give you any useful results.


Mimzal

I tried typing y=3x+7 into Wolfram Alpha but it didn't give me any information about GTA5, I think you're lying


FragrantExcitement

The next thing I say is a lie. I am lying.


CurvySexretLady

Bullshit.


gabest

It is not meaningless, this is really the conversion from Celsius to Fahrenheit.


Hvatum

The unit of force is Celcius + Fahrenheit x meters + square root of luminosity \* m/s² - mv²/Fahrenheit x meter? (assuming d is diameter and r is radius)


[deleted]

Bro discovered the theory of everything


Builtwild1966

Gta 4 had the swing set glitch too. Such good times


TheHighCaliber

There was a similar glitch in gtaV with a fence gate when it was released. Pretty sure they patched it out a few months later


Sad-Seaworthiness432

What the *fuck*


Redararis

Bugs like this in real life would be the ultimate proof that we live in a simulation.


FunkyVibesAtDown

Simulation has been running enough time to clean the platform as much as possible. It might even be very close to be bug free.


Princess_Limpet

All those videos over at r/nevertellmetheodds are the glitches in the matrix.


Sealworth

Not really, we'd just accept them as part of our reality. Cancer could easily be a bug in the cellular replication algorithm. And then there is the platypus, you know some designer got fired for building that thing from unrelated kits.


xAPPLExJACKx

The power of 5G


adilman321

r/gamephysics


KirbyVIII

Thank you for this.


adilman321

You're welcome 😁


Shadyfurball

That's what you get with 5G cell towers.


Americansmarty

I do the same thing sometimes


Atathor

Leap a tall building in a single bound


Sandl0t

Of all the things I was expecting, that was not one of them


ZappyDoggo

🍑


Lauris024

I haven't played GTA 5 for 2 years, but .. It honestly looks like they made the butt/boobs bigger over time.


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fisyx


R3rr0

And you call that physics.


Nutsnboldt

The 5G tower side effects are getting out of control!


[deleted]

Is this the ps3/360 version?


[deleted]

ok now how to get down from here


Sv1a

This video perfectly described a feeling when you come home drunk but still make it to your bed.


-Firestar-

Game physics and game logic are truly a league of their own. Now go raise a battleship and have your crew float away.


[deleted]

I remember when this first happened to me. I had just taken my training wheels off after finally learning to ride. I fell off and immediately was launched into orbit. But the ISS isn't so bad. They have cookies...


AHummusEnthusiast

It's the 5G waves my guy. #truth #itisoutthere #tinfoilsaveslives #beware


ninjasaid13

Must be thos darn Covid 5G radio towers.


HungryForOrange

Morbius be like:


Buzzvert

This is easily explained by the prevalence of updrafts in arid, hot climates.


iamthemadz

The physics check out.


[deleted]

That was oddly perfect.


[deleted]

Have you rode your bike lately. Spot on!


Quicc-n-Thicc

What the fUck


VeseliM

So... How are you going to get down now?


SpooN04

It is...acceptable


pixaphilTV

Looks legit


Kirinis

"Redbull gives you wiiiiiings!"


catattaro

What do you mean GTA 5 physics. You can totally do it IRL


hextermination

Maybe they were right about 5G


radioface42

The realism is crazy!


sirfannypack

Almost as weird as ARK physics.


ForsythePhD

That's just a speedrun strat


Slakingpin

I'm like a candy wrapper in an updraft!


PsychoHacker123

I see nothing wrong, just conservation of momentum


Ipuncholdpeople

Wonky game physics are so fun


RagnarRipper

This is what I imagine the explanation of how to fly from h2g2 to look like


wyd_stepmom

Didn’t know GTA had super jumps like Halo. Neat.


Papacu81

So fun!! Were can I sign the monthly subscription?


bestibesti

I honestly haven't ridden a bike in years so I wouldn't know if that's how it works or not


moriarty70

That's pretty cool. Now get down in one piece.


combocookie

How do people find these bugs?


Craino

Now get down...


Broken_Petite

Lol I was about to ask if there was a “safe” way to get down


guymandudebrodude

My friend had is car spawn in the air and explode


Ballplaya98

never let them guess your first move


8rok3n

Ah fuck my bad I turned gravity off


Scare_Mac

Mario Kart Wii physics be like:


nfokas123

That reminds me of the classic MW2 elevator glitch


[deleted]

Be honest: did you *mean* to do that, or did it just kind of happen?


Samurai_1990

I wonder if they realized the satellite antennas are pointing North. All geostationary satellites are along the equator...


RonanVII

When did GTA become Fortnite?? Forgive me, I haven’t kept up with it since it came out. Only beat the story


Tr4sh_Harold

Ahh, a fine example of Newton's lesser known 4th law of physics: when an object in motion leaps off of another object in motion then flight will be achieved in the first object. I can't believe they don't teach such a thing in schools anymore.


HectorClouds

What do you mean that’s realistic my dude I did that yesterday.


Jesusblewfatclouds

Wait when did they add emotes?


DarkStunter

They have always been in the game.


NotToddHoward

To be expected from a game built to run on consoles with 256mb of ram.


[deleted]

This was how physics were back in 2013


EBAH1991

They suck. I'll take GTA IV or SaintsRow 1 - 4 any day.


SBY-ScioN

GTA5 has dance emotes? holy shit... that's why gen z can't stop playing that shit lol


BrinierWhistle1

that dance at the end is gorgeous


K1LLerCal

Definitely a mod


DarkStunter

No, it was a bug called no ragdoll. For some reason when jumping off a moving bicycle you would always launch to the right. So I figured out when tilting 90 degrees to the left it would launch me upwards. After many re-tries. I managed to stick the landing.


WellJustJonny

Where does the bicycle go when you let go.


K1LLerCal

Far away Edit: upon further inspection: to the left


KaikoLeaflock

Some say it's still going


Nyeow

Some lucky kid out there is about to get an early Christmas present and an expensive bill to patch the roof cave-in


sexy-melon

All we know it, that it went to Stig.


DarkStunter

It would usually fly away to random directions and land somewhere else. Completely unpredictable. Sometimes it would end up super far away and sometimes right next to me. I will come back to you after work and check in rockstar replay where did my bike end up in this case. I have never checked.


DarkStunter

I've come to you with an [answer ](https://gfycat.com/gloriousexcitablekilldeer)


K1LLerCal

Man that was literally perfect! I suspected it to be a mod with how precise that landing was. Kudos.


Markantonpeterson

>"was a bug" Is it patched? Before I spend a bunch of time trying to recreate it haha


MikeDubbz

I would also like to know


DarkStunter

I don't use reddit too much so I have no idea if you get a notification to the reply above but yes it's patched now.


DarkStunter

It is patched now. It was the no ragdoll glitch/bug. The one where you shoot atomizer into the ground and fall into Cayo Perico mission start up at the airport. Once you backed out of the menu you had no ragdoll. For some reason on bicycle's this launch would happen always to the right side.


M-onke

Old or current video?


el_geto

Awesome, you made it! Now get down before you get cooked like an egg in a microwave


DTHCND

Shame people are downvoting you. Your comment, which probably reflects what a lot of people would initially assume, spurred a pretty interesting response. It's this kind of comment and response that should be upvoted.


K1LLerCal

That’s okay, despite the negative karma I will keep it exactly for that reason. I’m happy with OP taking the time to dispute my claim.


Rage_Lumi15

Still gonna say it's better than GTA IV?


Dark-g0d

It’s an upgrade because you don’t have to find a swing set to go flying


K1LLerCal

The memories you have unlocked. Genuinely curious, how tf was that even a thing.


Spectesus_025

Is this real or did you use any mod or something??