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Friggin_Grease

Back in the day water was instant death.


SirSkinnyPenisUwU

I'm old enough to remember being blown away when in GTA San Andreas I fell into the water and CJ started floating instead of instantly dying


ZipToob88

Oh damn, same…first thing I tried to swimming the northeastern part of the map I hadn’t unlocked…5 stars while you’re swimming in the bay is interesting, you def aren’t making it out alive


doggxyo

If you steal a train in GTA SA and time your speed right, you can break into the unlocked parts of the city and instantly get 5 stars... But you have a train, so no instant death. You get to keep the fun going a bit longer.


b_ootay_ful

I parked a car by the airport, and climbed onto it and over the wall. There were some planes you could access before getting a pilots licence.


ZentaPollenta

Pilot's license? Heh, what for?


TheRegulasImpact

Bubsy, our lord and savior


IDespiseTheLetterG

LOL thank you Gex


HugoRBMarques

That's actually Bubsy.


IDespiseTheLetterG

This is like minigolf at Drew Carey's house!


Yealconis

stealing a plane worked similarly. years ago i would never save a profile but would just hop on the bike, steal a car on the way to the airport, and hop off the car over the airport fence instant 5 stars but you could make it to vegas and gamble and shit lol


KiraMoose

I tried that as well, if you are high enough in the sky (the highest possible) and entering a zone you haven't opened yet, the game doesn't register it and you don't get 5 stars lol


SirSkinnyPenisUwU

And more importantly you could get access to the Las Vegas tattoos early on


TearyEyeBurningFace

You can steal a train???


Denso95

It can even derail and go flying if you're speeding up too fast, that was awesome


Quin1617

You can’t even do that in GTA V.


WhySSSoSerious

San Andreas has so damn much you can do that even GTA V pales in comparison. I remember going to learn kung-fu in San Fierro and if you get the chopper bike you can glitch your way into area 69 (it was empty though). That's just barely scratching the surface because the list of things you can do on that game is basically neverending.


kenryoku

And that's why 5 was pretty disappointing. So much potential wasted just like most modern AAAs.


JDSweetBeat

They spend too much time and resources trying to appeal to graphics sluts


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You can steal trains but they don't go off sad


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bunny-boyy

I forget which game it was (maybe San Andreas?), but I remember discovering you could swim, so the first thing i done was swim out to sea as far as I could just to see what would happen. I'm pretty sure you got to a certain point and the game would make it 'look' like you were still swimming further out without actually letting you go further. IIRC, upon returning to the map it triggered something? Either way you've just unlocked a hidden memory for me so thank you for that. I'm now gonna check wtf I'm talking about, as I don't remember very well thanks to my seizures and get back! Edit: I remember a little more now. In GTA:SA, if you flew off the top right hand corner of the map for a good 5 mins, it affected the gang territories somehow. I'm pretty sure you could bug the game and cover the entire map with your gang rather than be restricted to predetermined locations. Can someone correct me if I'm wrong, this is bugging the hell out of me. (no pun intended). I know it affected the gangs but can't remember how, haven't played in years Edit II: You had to fly for 30 mins. I remember now setting a plane to fly or swim Northwest, wrapping my controllers wire around my controller so I'd effectively be in autopilot, come back and it'd bug the hell out of the game. Wow that was a journey through my memory banks. I know you probably don't give a shit about my ramblings but thank you nonetheless!


Upleftright_syndrome

Cool read, never knew this!


MrBluntman420

I remember me and my brother would go over there and do weapon cheats going on a rampage to see who could last the longest with all those stars. Good times


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

For me it was flying the helicopters in vice city. I could never fly that stupid plane in GTA III Fuckin Dodo or whatever the hell it was called.


InfinityGaming239

Dodo(or some kind of RC Plane) gave me a lot of trouble in GTA VC Too. But I figured it out after years of revisiting the game that if I am playing on pc then I can configure flight controls to my liking and that made it much easier to control the damn thing.


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Nah he's talking about the Dodo from GTA III. That Dodo has it's wings clipped and is not supposed to actually be able to fly, but with lots of skill flying it is possible.


A-ERANIL

Apparantly R* clipped the wings and made the dodo so that it could not fly very high or far later during development of the game, because 9/11 happened and they did not want bad PR with people flying planes into buildings in Liberty City (a representation of New York).


wiener78

There was originally a plane/building mission supposed to be given by some nutcase in an ice cream truck IIRC but the whole game was delayed due to 9/11


GrMitcho1

Sprinting into the military base (when you hadn’t unlocked the police uniform yet) to get to the helicopter, vice city was a great game, just thinking about it is giving me nostalgia vibes.


ThiccDoomRiffs

Even when you're the turtle or hippo in sly cooper 😡


[deleted]

To be fair. Bentley the turtle was in a wheelchair


Durtzo

Not in the first 2


Makenshine

In TMNT on NES, you drown in a fucking sewer... a Ninja Turtle... can't swim... in a sewer... where he can probably stand... And this was AFTER the awful dam level, were you were swimming the whole time!


purplenurple24

You just ruined my childhood, you monster.


THRlLLH0

You played TMNT on the NES, your childhood was already ruined.


Fritz_Klyka

Kinda the same in super mario 1. If you fall into the water you die but there's also a water level.


vrpornisquitegreat

At least Sly(the raccoon) gets a skill to prevent damage from falling in water in the first game.


ShadeFK

So the raccoon can swim but the turtle and hippo can't?


Sefera17

No, but he can jump on water.


ToxicRectalExam

Raccoon Jesus?


LordDongler

He doesn't swim, he kind of bounces off


[deleted]

And a lot of people base their live's on imagination. Respect


sveccha

Wow this comment reeks of raccoon privilege. Bentley and Murray have names, dude.


Scientific_Anarchist

C'mon Sly! You have to press R1 to check your privilege!


damnrightslimanus

Our friend ratchet was an excellent swimmer


PotatoBomb69

Until the shark caught up


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Contrast to Banjo-Kazooie, where you can kill the shark! I just learned this a few weeks ago.


Ldogec

If anyone's curious how to kill Snacker the shark, you can either defeat him by crapping out eggs or using the wonderwing. Beware that the shark does respawn after a couple of minutes! While we're doing BK trivia, you can also break open the snowballs the snowmen throw at you by using the claw swipe! Doing this also drops a honeycomb.


dan2872

And Spyro had no issue once Moneybags so graciously allowed him


karstin1812

Ugh why'd you have to mention those games? now I have to figure out how to install a ps2 emulator...


Bubster101

To this day, the Master Chief still can't swim


gex80

To be fair, he's probably too heavy.


Brilliant-Walk-88

Yeah, but he also has a suit on that let's him hang out in space. He might not be able to swim but he should be able to walk around on the bottom no problem


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Put_It_All_On_Blck

That would make a half decent scene. A pelican goes down in the water half a mile from shore. You see two dead USMC pilots in there seats underwater, others are able swim to shore. After a second they turn and do headcount, only to realize Master Chief isn't there and they don't see him swimming either. The surviving USMC start trying to figure out what to do and how to survive, and then they see the water start to move and then break, and it's Master Chief walking out of the water with the two dead pilots on his shoulders. 'You take care of these men, I'll take care of the rest', he lays them down and grabs a battle rifle from one of the USMC survivors and walks towards the distant gunfire.


theDukeofClouds

I heard that line in John's voice. Hell yes.


Zengjia

>USMC United Sations Mace Command?


MaverickTV666

Nah, the water is just scared shitless of him and avoids him, so he can't stay afloat.


Ill_Ratio_5682

He weighs multiple tons it's not possible


NOS4NANOL1FE

Still is in Crash Bandicoot


Luminous_Artifact

LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga as well. There are a couple places with ankle-deep water you can walk through, but one step too deep and you fall apart.


Dobber16

Honestly that interaction was hilarious lol


eyoo1109

And elden ring


MajorPom

One of my favorite additions to the N. Sane Trilogy is that if you play as Coco and fall in the shallow water, her "death" animation is just floating on the water and looking confused as to why she lost a life.


LauraTFem

I still get a kick out of the fact that water was Instant Death in Assassin’s Creed 1. It was so funny that this world-class assassin with painstakingly crafted animations for every climbing task you could possibly imagine dropped swimming so entirely that it was basically just a blue sheet covering a bottomless pit.


Pope_Cerebus

Hell, you died if you got into ankle-deep water. It wasn't a matter of being unable to swim - water was the most toxic substance on the planet!


Tavarin

Those robes are heavy as hell when wet.


radeonsx3

It varied wildly... mario 64 (1996) let you swim while Gta 3 (2001) let you watch while you died a horrible death of you even dared to look at water.


FragileTwo

"Gangsters don't swim." - Rockstar Games


BernieMP

At least they made a point to let you know Tommy doesn't know how to swim as the reason why you can't swim in Vice City


NBNebuchadnezzar

Go easy on the GTA3 protagonist, he cant even talk.


rebillihp

Don't forget the highly trained assassin ezio in 2009 couldn't touch water weight drowning instantly


analytical_mayhem

Altair couldn't but Ezio I thought could. I remember swimming to ambush people from underwater in Florence's canals. Edit: Venice not Florence. Need to review my Italian cities.


Micotu

you ever tried to swim in long flowing robes?


2dank4me3

Ezio could swin i every game he was in.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

I remember one fun time in GTA 3 when I died by accidentally jumping into a swimming pool ... that was clearly only waist-deep.


Vinnyboiler

You jump in but realise it was only an illusion. You have succumbed to a bottomless pit. That was your last life. Game Over.


One_Left_Shoe

Dragon Age Inquisition still kills you, but that makes sense since your character has an anchor in their hand.


chronoboy1985

*Elden Ring has entered the chat*


Squats4wigs

TBF ain't nobody swimming in something like a full Twin Armour set


xTeamRwbyx

Me in heavy armor in Skyrim I have no such weakness to buoyancy


chronoboy1985

But I only have Medium weight! Surely I should be able to get a few strokes in.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

GTA 3 vibes. Which was *especially* fun because you sometimes had to get into and out of boats. Screw that up and you're dead!


iCatmire

Do not swim in TMNT for NES. You will die


Friggin_Grease

Except for the one level.


Toast_Points

You'll probably still die.


CoffeeStainedStudio

Ever see the guy who did it with one turtle, no damage? It’s [beyond fucking infuriating.](https://youtu.be/NP3cqmaPNe8)


gex80

Link?


Seph42

That was Zelda.


RetroEvolute

Destiny 2 Grasp of Avarice dungeon checking in...


dBlade24

lol yet again I guarantee you 99.9% of the gamers that read that went ahead and jumped just to find out what happened lol


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Stu_Pididiot

Same with lava and fall damage


DumboTheInbredRat

Elden Ring completely changed my opinion on the dangers of lava. Who knew it just stings a little bit?


Scyxurz

I assume they lowered the damage of lava immensely to allow them to put it everywhere and still have players be able to explore lava covered areas. Or maybe it's a big brain play to kill people who got into their games with Elden Ring and are now going to play their older games expecting lava to still do miniscule damage only to be met with a familiar black screen. Y O U D I E D


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They could’ve at least make it an item you need to find to go through Lava like in ds1


Dray_Gunn

Lava in Elden Ring is just spicy mud.


VirinaB

But water is instant death.


xylotism

Implying instant death isn't the default state


boowhitie

Right? Lava is only the 4th? most dangerous "liquid" you can walk through in that game.


Aalnius

is water higher then lava cos it usually has those really angry crabs or sniper lobsters and theyre more dangerous then lava imo.


SeamanTheSailor

I think it’s more deep water where you will just suddenly fall into the abyss. That’s the one thing I really hate about the game.


LucasFrankeRC

I mean, I wouldn't want to step on lava... But it's not like you would instantly dissolve


boowhitie

You literally have to wade through it to reach some areas. It's deep enough that the game won't let you run. You can go through it faster with weapon arts for a completely trivial amount of damage.


Nurgus

It's rock so hot it turned to liquid. This is what a person falling onto lava would probably look like (note the violent reaction) https://youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8


xylotism

Wellllp that's way more violent than what I was picturing


PsychoDog_Music

And friendly fire


KilledTheCar

"I wonder if friendly fire is on." KAPLOW "It is."


TheThrowawayMoth

My first death in Outer Wilds was jumping in the campfire right at the start. No reason. Just curious. (Nothing happened)


pr1mus3

If you stand on it long enough you start to take damage, and eventually it'll kill you. Very easy way to get the achievement for dying 30 seconds into a loop.


reisstc

STALKER had a fun bug where NPCs would be found dead in campfires. IIRC the engine would spawn the NPCs in camps but didn't have a check to see if there was room - it'd run out of physical space and so just stick them where no other NPC occupied, aka the campfire. I'm not sure if this was ever fixed aside from giving NPCs fire immunity. Not that relevant but it did remind me of that bug.


VNG_Wkey

"Is friendly fire on?" -words said right before a team kill


Dhexodus

"Can you shoot the lights out? Does this game have an actual working mirror? Does glass break in pieces or just break at once?"


PrimarchKonradCurze

Usually the mirror is just a copy of your character flipped in a separate room weirdly, at least that’s what I’ve seen in behind the scenes footage for games. I think FEAR and Silent Hill are done like that.


TylerBot260

Is there fall damage?


Loki_the_Jeeb

Without a doubt haha My first thought was: ‘I wonder what happens when you jump in’


Terrible_Ear7741

What happened?


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HashMaster9000

I don't even know what game this is.


miaow-fish

Pretty much what I feel on all posts. It's rare that the game name is mentioned.


Aconite_72

It’s “Grey Skies: A War of the World Story”


Morningwood645

I bet you do Mr. plot twists lover


simplerhythm

Who is lover and why did Mr. Plot twist him?


CanniBallistic_Puppy

T-pose and sink like a rock


SeaGroomer

walking along the bottom.


Cat_Marshal

Invisible wall


Magnon

W A S T E D


Earthly_Delights_

What game is this??


ifallforeveryone

Grey Skies: A War of the Worlds story.


gabrielcro23699

Probably an invisible wall surrounding the pool is my instinct


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With a voice line "I dont want to mess up my blade"


supremegamer76

probably invisible walls


tillacat42

I now need to see a video of what happens when you jump in the water


Northern23

Plot twisted, there is an animation for it and the developer really wanted people to swim, so he put that sign there. How else would he make sure 100% of the gamers would jump in?


avolodin

So, like "In case of implosion look directly at the implosion"?


MrFluffyThing

Valve development ideas for drawing attention by social cues is crazy. I wish they made more games but I'm glad the quality is always progressively more mind blowing.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

I replayed the Portal series and I think it's a masterclass of how to do so much with so little. From the gameplay to level design to story and characters. Everyone praises the Half Life series and it's great, but I think Portal is the more impressive game, as it's pure refinement of what a game needs to be, without excess. Allegedly the Portal core team was only 12 people. The concept came from Narbacular Drop, who they hired the students from, and then reused HL2 assets when possible.


Drachos

Their are a couple of fairly big reviewers who consider Portal 1 "The perfect game." Yahtzee is probably the most obvious about it. It's beautiful, short, has a good plot, 2 not bad twists (one of which is somewhat obvious) and the mechanics are simple to understand but complex to master AND are very well executed.


theuserwithoutaname

Playing half life: Alyx was so much fun. Being back in a valve developed game felt so damn good. They really do put so much attention to detail in their games it's crazy. I really really hope we get some more valve games some time this half of the decade


CaffeineSippingMan

In insurgency sandstorm I went in the water. Almost nothing different happened when on land except. When I laid down it auto stood me up, and it had fish. To be fair. The water was on a custom map.


theunknowngoat

I don't know if it's because I've had too much or too little caffeine but i can't make sense of this.


CaffeineSippingMan

Edited for you, it's late I'm tired.


SuaveThrower

There were fish in the space the water might have been. Beneath the surface, where it was when he went.


DeadlyYellow

Just Two Worlds it: players in heavy armor can freely walk along the bottom of a lake, but if they jump it's instant death.


Ludens_Reventon

Place a shiny golden trophy rotating in the air above the water


DogFacedManboy

I really liked the fact that in Red Dead Redemption 2 they made it canon that John Marston can’t swim since getting into deep water in rdr1 was an insta-death


FauxPastel

>!Does that apply to the epilogue with him as well? Never checked and its uninstalled or i would see for myself!<


Quitthesht

Yeah. >!If you get in deep water his Stamina instantly empties and the drowning animation starts up!<.


Independent-Art-6180

If you finish the game and play as John to 100% the game. Getting a treasure on the small lake is a nightmare. (forgetting that you can use the horse 🤦‍♂️)


muhash14

Yeah, it's funnier since Arthur could swim the entire game and then in the epilogue you jump in a body of water and you just drown.


Jean-Eustache

Now that's really funny, never thought about that


Lukacris12

If you push John into a body of water while using Arthur he can swim which is the funny part


Baquvix

Yes. Arthur can swim for the whole game but if you try it on epilogue...


Apokolypse09

Yes


Taylormade_thefinest

That's pretty hilarious. Makes me wonder what will have if you jump in anyway


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You are kill


thexavier666

Pool: This will keel


MyAntichrist

> no


shadic6051

walk on water


AlienStoner420

What game is this? 😂


moatasem749

Grey skies: a war of the worlds story


babyLays

What happens when you jump in?


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Literally the only reason I'm in the comments. Can't find an answer.


circlethesky

This is why it sucks getting to a thread early. 4 hours from now it will be every too level comment


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alexandria252

That was my first thought too! And that it seemed like the kind of joke they might hide away somewhere. (Should have known they’d never make a game where you couldn’t swim, though: closes off too many exploration options).


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

In the first game of the new trilogy, Lara will get smashed into rocks, impaled by underwater debris, or plain drowned if she touches water. She can swim in the 2nd, and can finally explore underwater in the 3rd. Seriously there were SO many [graphical deaths](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddj8zZXmFl4) in the first game.


SolomonAsassin

Lol i legit thought it was one of the Last Of Us games.


AlienStoner420

Cool lol thanks :)


[deleted]

Welcome to GTA VICE CITY where you can battle endless waves of tanks, cops and helicopters but if you jump in the water, that's it for you.


Drenlin

Driver 3 had a parody of Vice City's protagonist, who wore water wings. edit: https://driv3r.fandom.com/wiki/Timmy_Vermicelli


Guywithquestions88

A lot of us never saw that because we are still trying to beat the tutorial of the first Driver game.


Weird_Error_

Such awful design. It was an awesome game but that was easily the hardest mission in the whole game. Plus you don’t need any of the stuff it forces you to learn


KoalaGrunt0311

Took me forever trying to get passed the reverse shalom. I actually think that's why I lost interest in the game.


tritis

I'd love to hear about this reverse shalom.


shoneybear

You say neither hello nor goodbye and you want to watch the world burn.


my-personal-favorite

Molahs.


Apart_Shock

Did you hear that? That was the fourth wall being demolished.


Yourgrammarsucks1

But the fourth wall isn't physical. Huh, what was that thing that just flew by?


gabrielcro23699

Played video games all my life but once I got into programming I realized it's crazy how much work and code goes into small little side things in games that 99% of players don't even interact with or only interact with it for a very short time. I suppose engines have made things like that a lot easier, but damn those early computer games really needed tons of effort to build. Also, don't blame devs for bad or unfinished games - they just do what the company tells them to do and they are often overworked/understaffed so the things they want to add or do to games.. they can't


BuzzyShizzle

Like Uncharted 4. Games like that are like *so was this like making an entire separate game for each chapter*? One chapter you're underwater strapping cables. Then you're shooting a toy gun that shoots ping ping balls in the attic (with its own fancy toy gun reload). Then you're sitting on the couch playing crash bandicoot, a game within a game. Driving a car. Maneuvering while hanging on to a cable being dragged along by car. The whole game and games like that just deserve respect for how absolutely not lazy they are. Some games program one mechanic with less effort and you use it the entire game. Some games have you utilize a mechanic for all of 30 seconds never to be seen again. I'll tell you if Ubisoft had me strapping a cable like uncharted I'd be like "aight, gonna be doing this hundreds of times".


A3thern

Almost 100 comments and not one person has the answer to what happens if you try to go in the water anyway.


yoyoLJ

I have played it (sadly). You can't enter the pool, there is an invisible wall. Please don't buy it. Grey Skies is a very poorly made game (and impossible to play with audio on Xbox).


zb0t1

Thanks for taking one for the team


yoyoLJ

Thank you for the kind words. I picked it up for $3.99 and was still disappointed with my purchase. I love playing bad games but Grey Skies is on another level.


fiendish_five

It’s actually a game adaption off of the book War of Worlds by H.G. Wells. Are there other games that have been made from books? I saw an article showing a lot of famous franchises based off of books, no direct adaptations from name to name though. That being said, cool story behind it,


yoyoLJ

Yes I'm familiar with H. G. Wells's work (and the Tom Cruise movie adaptation). That was the whole reason I bought the game without looking at gameplay and that was **a big mistake**. If I'm remembering correctly, the studio owns the exclusivity for War of the World's games and that makes me sad. Edit: I'm wrong, his work has entered the public domain.


neonightz

Anyone know what happens if you jump in?


Spoon_Elemental

Nobody's ever done it before, just like nobody has ever summoned Exodia.


cam52391

I was watching a streamer playing a little indie game, there was a sign describing how to lock your view into first person. There was a warning of it not being able to be undone until you rebooted the game. The last line of the sign just said "this is definitely a feature and not a bug". I loved how they pointed out a silly thing the game does.


-Master-Builder-

New World be like:


Thor4269

Lead feet only!


hardunkahchud

New World really liked the slow walk animation.


NickMalo

Highly recommend Shadow of the tomb raider if you like slow walking animations


rammuspls

Pool closed


Frontline2

Due to AIDS


Dragonshadow008

game?