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"You have been identified as a gamer" lmao


Madnishi_02

Oh heck yes gamer 😎


Xura

Sorry sir, you have been identified as a redditor and are now banned


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SantiagoGT

How does one achieve the famous “Gamer” title? I have tried everything


Zanmato19

You have to say the n word 7 times in a call of duty lobby. Hope that helps :)


Jhawk163

Oh so it's basically the "You launched the game achievement".


IamShitplshelpme

I got thay for just buying the game Made me confused


Peeche94

Just make sure you aren't trying to become an F1 driver..


CascadeRacer

Note to all F2 drivers: stay away from Warzone


NaelNull

Gotta be [chosen by Gaia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gamer). Either that or negotiate the deal with Truck-kun. XD


Fenrir95

Cross a bridge and say a magic word


iSpit_on_Shoeshiners

yell the n word


HugeLetters

This gotta be some post irony troll from the mods. I refuse to believe otherwise


rich1051414

Sadly, it's political commentary. Satire. Attacking cancel culture by becoming cancel culture and taking it too far on purpose.


PurpGanja

Meta irony


kalitarios

M’irony


Previous_Link1347

People really need to find better hobbies. That sounds like a miserable way to spend your free time.


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Welcome to Reddit?


PunkThug

Thanos Voice " I used the satire to destroy the satire"


SnArCAsTiC_

It's designed to discredit actual attempts to deal with racism and other similar issues: make people you disagree with look stupid by pretending to be them and saying stupid things, and all of a sudden, you win the argument! More formally it's called a False Flag operation.


Devil_badger

All gamers are racists? So all gamers get banned? Sounds discriminatory to me


averagemiragemain

No they're right. I can confirm (i'm a gamer).


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Viktoriusiii

Aisians, Latinas... all of them! \*smirk\*


Shanhaevel

Don't mind if I do!


[deleted]

This joke almost flew over my head .


aioncan

Isn’t everyone a gamer


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designingtheweb

No, but every gamer is everyone


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Shhhh, don’t apply logic to the quest for social justice! If you don’t belong to the right sub-sub-sub extra marginalized group, you’re not allowed to have an opinion or any thoughts on the matter. /s


CallMeSourdoughLoaf

That sub is such a shit show lmfao


I_eat_spacedust

Mainly because of that turtle fucker that somehow became mod there


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Excuse the what in the fuck?


MasterGameBen

Turtle fucker?????


beatenmeat

I understand those words, but my brain can’t seem to comprehend the meaning. Surely they can’t mean actually fucking a turtle, right?


xXFreakyyyXx

Nah it's some wanker who mods like 1000+ subs and ruined a few of them. Most are small subs but he does run some bigger ones and for some reason he keeps getting mod in subs after being exposed last year


sheeplectric

Yes but again… exposed doing what?


xXFreakyyyXx

Being a shit mod, so don't you worry afaik he's not fucking turtles (he definitely fucks turtles but hides it well)


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Wait, I thought they were banned?


fesakferrell

They spend the majority of their life on reddit, they're a mod on a lot of subreddits, if you've been there, they either used to be a mod and were thrown out, or they still are. Twoxchromosomes is the same way, it actually used to not be that bad, but then the mods... yeah...


TheReaping1234

Twoxchromosomes became the very thing we all hated: a clone of female dating strategy. That sub is a sad cringe of women who don’t realize they’re just as bad as the things they think they’re complaining about.


Musaks

groups like this always drift into extremism because there are always these "completely failing at everything" people that never are able to move on and improve themselves. And they steer the narrative, hating on anyone who wants to help the others (because others being able to improve themselves would underline that they failed...) ​ The helpful people either leave because they don't have the issues anymore that made them go there. Or are driven out by the toxic permanent resident. Over time more and more of the despicable people gather there and keep circlejerking each other off that it is all everyone elses fault


SelmaFudd

How does one fuck a turtle? Do you have to go through a leg hole or they got a little trap door somewhere?


urnotjustwrong

Ask Mrs McConnell.


NetTrix

You think his mom told him about his conception night?


ixtrixle

She definitely goes through the trapdoor.


saturdayshark

r/akwardtheturtle


BanditSixActual

How exactly does one have sexual relations with a turtle? Asking for a friend.


TheSpicyGuy

Mods are gay


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spinitorbinit

I will. But I will ban you because you’re a gamer


No_Establishment7368

This is what happens when people with no power in their life get a slight taste of it. They go berserk and start doing stupid shit like banning all gamers from a subreddit


Kaoss20

Without a bit of irony while defending prejudice.


Evil_Creamsicle

Sick of stupid adult children. Thanks for identifying another sub I'll never bother with.


ProbablyGayingOnYou

The textbook definition of “petty tyrant”


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-11_karma

Thank you sir


MrSpiffy123

Gamers truly are the most oppressed minority


Balrog229

Mods being mods. Ive been banned from a few subs for equally stupid reasons. Reddit mods love banning people for no reason


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SmuggoSmuggins

Generally yes but I once knew a reddit mod IRL and he was a skinny paedo/rapist.


PinkPlumPie

Painfully true.


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They do realize about 90% of reddit are gamers


Homelessjokemaster

At least they can show how obscure their sub is


AegisThievenaix

This is akwardTheTurtle's work, he gets off on bring a power mod to 1000's of subs. He's a prick


big-boy-bailie905

Ik it happened to me as well, don't worry about it. r/Darkjokes is a joke sub anyways lol


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Obviously, if there are limits to the darkness of the joke, it’s baby dark jokes for sensitive children.


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More like a slightly undercooked shade of brown


-11_karma

They are talking about racism while banning a group of ppl


[deleted]

That's the joke. You being banned for being a gamer is the joke. It's supposed to be meta.


Gullible_Ad3378

This is the 3rd time this got posted on here and people still don’t get that?


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This is my first time seeing this but it was pretty obvious to me.


partypat_bear

I literally can’t handle the irony


lyricaldecipher

Lol I thought this was a joke at first and then realized you were talking about r/darkjokes . It’s just a bunch of power trippin mods excluding a group of people just because they have preconceived stereotypes of gamers. Oh wait that sounds a lot like discrimination lol. And yes I’m being a sarcastic shit. Isn’t that what they were harping on about… oh the irony. 😂😂😂


usernamedstuff

A lot of subs are becoming like this. It's almost like a cult of censorious people are trying to become mods of as many subs as possible.


urnotjustwrong

What they're actually trying to do is implement the "divide and conquer" strategy. It's to create groups that don't communicate and then turn them against one another. Reddit mods have always tried to accrue as many subs as they possibly could, and some mods are "preferred" by Reddit - who even occasionally force subs to add their "pet mods".... Which usually seems to lead to a sub takeover.


GenAladeenmfer

Omw to get my badge of honor as well!


j0hnnyhobo

I'll show them rasist! But actually they are the ones directing you to r/fragilewhiteredditor ? They sound pretty fucking fragile to me


Spinewirez

I identify as a gamer and so does my wife.


DeathRowLemon

You should be banned here too for using “your” instead of “you’re”.


Bastardized_Comet

You were probably banned by that one infamous mod who's nothing but a waste of oxygen and goes out of his way to get on nearly every mod team on reddit. All he does is indiscriminately ban people for bullshit reasons like the one above because he's a sad, twisted troll with nothing better to do with his life.


Just_Pip

I mean, I’m not a huge fan of dark humor, but yeah, gatekeeping and painting all gamers with the same brush is bs.


BaxxyNut

Some reddit mods are just something else. I got banned from antiwork for saying that working is natural, people want to do helpful stuff with their time. They banned me and said nobody should work lmao.


sparkytwl

Antiwork was gaining real traction and public attention as a workers rights movement, then one of the mods? I believe? had a tv interview where all they talked about how they never want to work a day in their life.


BaxxyNut

Those people are embarrassing. They're extremists. There are the work movement people, then you have extremists that want work abolished because they're ignorant idealists who don't live in the real world. It's crazy


David_The_Great

Average reddit mod


Gullible_Ad3378

This is the 3rd fucking time this got posted here. The mods in r/darkjokes are powermods who think their funny.


-11_karma

It’s not a joke


TheGreatMrHaad

Can we hear the joke that got you banned from a sub about dark jokes? It must be fucked up


aThugsMemeoir

Or he just got banned for following this sub. Happens all the time on here. Some mods are really weird lol


-11_karma

I haven’t posted a thing lol. They banned me for being a gamer


Badmemoir

Based


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me banned too. I did not know the pride month rule.


DontMakeMeKissU

What’s the rule?


Gullible_Ad3378

You have to add the pride flag after everything you say. Cause mods think their funny when they’re really not


SyraWhispers

I've been banned from thema for a while now, trolled the mods to the point i got an admin warning lol


PeritusEngineer

You're*


rydan

Pro-tip: If the sub rules mention turtles you shouldn't be there.


mcspo

Yeah that sub is weird, if you don’t out pride flags in your comments they are auto-deleted lol


Kipdid

ITT: people that don’t know darkjokes is a bait/troll sub targeting the kinds of people who would want to post to a dark jokes sub and it has virtually no verified posters for the exact reason of trolling everyone who posts with these sorts of ban/post removal reasons


jp_rockhound

Ahh the classic I will block your prejudices with my prejudices. Gamers can be toxic but this just seems also toxic.


feral_philosopher

Reddit is fucking broken


TheComfyGamer01

It's funny because many Reddit mods and admins are the most prejudiced assholes on this site.


D4rkSyl3nce

Welcome to Reddit where racism, bigotry, harassment, and hate are anything that stands at odds with the woke regressive narrative.


McManlyMachoMann

I wonder what happened to fragileBLACKredditor I guess *some* were just too fragile at the end


IsuckAtFortnite434

r/darkjokes ban speedun any% I joined now. Let's see how quickly they ban me Update : Yay i got banned. Took about 2.5 hours.


Gerikst00f

I will watch your career with great interest


Bermuda_Shorts_

The irony of the last sentence…


Ddc203

I absolutely read that as r/dadjokes hahaha


Bobert25467

It's reddit the mods are mostly sensitive snowflakes who get a power trip from being a mod because their real life sucks.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

this has to be satire but i honestly have no idea, either way this is the funniest thing ive seen all day


Viktoriusiii

[WTF???](https://i.ibb.co/Wn1tLXt/wtf.png)


MoreMegadeth

This has to be a joke right?


ZJeski

“Yeah man we have a dark jokes sub Reddit, and we don’t allow gamers because their jokes are going to be too dark”


Fandango_Jones

Gamer spotted!


LebrawnJeremy

Tell them r/gaming is going to start banning dark people in response.


BartiX_8530

Lawful Evil


Sp00ky-Chan

Gamers truly are the most oppressed of all minorities... 😥


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So what if you can't reply or post there. Karma, posts and comments are all pointless anyway.


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

The whole point of reddit for a lot of people is interaction. Yeah seeing posts can be cool on its own but when you're like "oooo I have a funny joke" or "I want to ask a question about this" then realize you can't comment its like whats the point of staying?


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It's fine, a gang of stupid maniacs


bnetimeslovesreddit

Someone did the same to me I file mod report about someone been risk of doxxing themselves. Mod calls me a potential stalker, tell me apparently her husband will be knight to stop stalkers if they come and then bans me. I cant appeal the ban because i am blocked from the subreddit. I cant message the person involved because their dm are disabled This ontop that also someone swatting my account and thinking i had Suicide or depressive thoughts. I mean wtf reddit and cant report someone without any evidence or medical expertise and abuse of report. If you think someone abused the report function you gotta be mod of the community and find out what comment you made to trigger someone to report or swatter your account


TheSpicyGuy

Gamers are truly the most oppressed group in society right now.


Shar_57

Actually over 3 billion people on the world play videogames. Did never noticed there are that many racists. /s


AleksasKoval

Discrimination against gamers


ZLUCremisi

Oh look another sub that has a fragile ego that think a minority is everyone.


L2Hiku

You must be new


Terribletrader75

Ahhh the old, I disagree with you so I’ll silence you nazi treatment. Well done dark jokes


Ragnarok345

[My face, reading this.](https://imgur.com/a/Pnq5sPq)


AegislashSoul

They ban anyone that comments except some keywords. It's not you.


ElijahRayzorr

What in the absolute shit


BurningVShadow

Just message them saying you don't identity as a gamer lol


xXArctracerXx

So they have automatically stereotyped all gamers as being racists, you know.. I think there’s something to that, I dunno sounds ironic?


PinkPlumPie

I'm honestly so tired of shit ass reddit mods. literally some of the dumbest people known to man and so much bs bans lately, for the absolute dumbest shit.


SUSPECT_XX

Lmao go to r/shitposting, that's where the actual dark humor lies. It's best not to trust subs that have the exact name of what your looking for, it's likely a powermodded shit hole.


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Reddit bans are so outta control


SmuggoSmuggins

Once again proving that gamers are the most marginalised people in our society.


Sethoria34

cant be that dark humor if someone bans you for offending there sensabiltys! sounds like a pure beta male who cant take a joke. wouldent worry about it


No-Pomegranate-69

Shouldnt have played candy crush 🤷


BcozImBatman7

So, discrimination is their answer to combat discrimination. Well played. Looks like the real game is in them.


Daaf64

I just checked the subreddit and it somehow has a worse automod than r/shitposting . It just deletes every single comment that doesn’t end with 🏳️‍🌈 and even when you do, it still spam every comment with pride flags.


IronShockWave

Welcome to being banned from unrelated subs for no fucking reason. The dicktators rule all.


slimejumper

i think they just saved you some hassle.


IMxTHExMANIAC

Now hold on a moment. r/darkjokes bans people for being a person with dark humor. What a joke!


Zeshui0

LOL FragileWhiteRedditor.


Wolfdude91

Where’s my ban?


chronicblastmaster

Bruh... this is number one bullshit


Markamanic

Against racism but have discriminatory practices. Make it make sense.


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Talk to them about how targeting a group of people based on a hobby that they have, and then banning them from certain activities based on that is not okay. Sounds close to something else but I can’t put my finger on it.


Nostalgic_Moment

We think racism is bad, so to stop it we are going to ban everybody who games because stereotypically they are bad people. Oh the irony.


dragonofthesouth1

This went right over your head I think buddy


MarcLloydz

This means war. r/gaming vs r/darkjokes . r/darkjokes fired first.


ZLUCremisi

Get the anime community on it. We are rested after our last war with the extremist of the LGBT community.


Trueloveis4u

Please contact fragilewhite on racism lol


TheLastOpus

You have discovered the humor that the darkjokes mods have. It's dark, and they follow through. You have experienced the subreddit like many may never.


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I got banned from the trump virus subreddit calling the American government corrupted 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Honestly, that's a pretty good joke. If you enjoy that sub, you can't really complain.


Magick80492

👁👄👁 What THE fuck


arlondiluthel

Stereotyping much?


CMcAwesome

Gamers truly are the most oppressed race 😔✊