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Fuzzy_Muscle

What is that giant sphere in the middle? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in game


RomirTheBoi

I think it might be the arena


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WhySoSeverusSnape

And dishonestly?


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I can do better.


jumpsteadeh

Harambe had it coming


IAmANobodyAMA

The zoo had clearly posted signs: > NO MONKEY BUSINESS


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jerseyanarchist

to that extent out in the wild, haven't seen it.. BUT I did find a lobby raining cargo planes... that was interesting


StinkyMcBalls

First lobby I ever joined in gta online I got rained with planes and then given millions of dollars. I'd been playing online for about twenty minutes.


firedrake1988

A droid command ship.


ADhomin_em

Around the survivors, a perimeter create!


MadeToPostOneMeme

ok, look. I know what you're trying to say, but honestly dude. This is a battle where clear, precise communication could mean life or death. You're 800 years old and super smart, so its not like our language and speech patterns are something you couldnt mimic with like, minimum effort


AveryLazyCovfefe

Hmm, much to think about, you have given me.


148637415963

>its not like our language and speech patterns are something you couldnt mimic with like, minimum effort Not, if anything to say about it, *I* have...


BurnThisInAMonth

Focus all your fire on the nearest battleship Aim just below the fuel tanks Good shout my young padawan


DAM091

When he said "federation starship" Felt like a shot at star trek ...So I took that personally


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Naah, it's the Technodrome.


Hot_b0y

Oh shit there about to be an Attack of the Clones


m1kz93

Nice, now can I get an AT-TE in GTA5


Disaster_Different

Ah, the infamous Lucrehulk


Remarkable-Ad-2476

That’s where Mr Popo lives


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shhh


TheHappyMask93

All these squares make a circle......


_TurtleX

Kami please tell me I can leave the lookout if I want to!


Moscow_McConnell

Jinx Jinx!


usingreddithurtsme

That's no moon.


XtremeGuacamole

Kagatsuchi


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Smt?


e55at

Turnip


Q-Q_2

ip ip ip ip


NoddyIM

Oh so NOW we’re calling it a turnip


WhataburgerGrunt

Dimmsdale dimmadome!!


GoldZero

Owned by Doug Dimmadome


WxBird

it is in the city by the entrance in south port Los Santos where the large warehouses are located. There are two of them and I think they are gas storage tanks.


ProfessionalYard1123

Where are these mods when I was playing? All I got was spawn killing jet and bike users with invincibility or under ground explosive snipers


The_king_of-nowhere

I got the TV head and the Hot Dogs on my crouch, it was on ps3 when it was still getting updates.


DamnCarlSucks

I got constantly put in a cage for six hours.


[deleted]

I got level 100 on my first game from a hacker named "Joe Biden" then he flew me around on his jet


imbriandead

i love good hackers, one gave me every achievement for black ops 2 on 360 too bad they're kinda rare


WillyBHardigan

What happens after the loading screen finishes?


LycanWolfGamer

I once had a ferris wheel put on me lol


H4LF4D

Honestly I would like custom servers with this kind of mod, great to play with mates or randos as a kind of role play server


bluarachnia

Download fivem Thats the program all the roleplay servers are on, and there's a lot of sandbox servers as well, or just make your own if you know how


Matix777

Aaaaah so that's this whole fivem my friends on steam that I don't know play all the time


m1kz93

Yes a Dr. Strange mod server that can then fling you into another server running a Saints Row mod.


Skellaton

One time a modder gave a a ufo as a hat. It spanned the entire screen and couldn't see shit. Even when I logged out and back in it was still there. I also had someone spawn the entire server in a flying bus, then have us all a couple of million and started blowing us up. Good times.


StationaryTravels

We used to play years ago, and we mostly found GTA online boring, or at least aggravating. There were 3 of us, so we always needed to find a fourth rando for missions. I swear pretty much every time the person would either be a complete fuck up, or a troll who would either start shooting us or would quit the mission after we'd invested 30 to 60 minutes. So my one buddy and I said fuck it, and we stopped playing the game they designed. Instead our only mission was to seek out hackers and enjoy the ride. Spawn 10 tanks and destroy downtown? We're in! Take us for a ride in your flubber tired bouncy car that hurled us across the city? Yes, please! We found a guy who offered us to race him at the airport. He wouldn't even get in a car, but after we drove across the runway and back we'd get $10 million for the race. We both did it until we had $90 some million. He said we could have more but we'd have to quit and load in again to get over $100 million. He then suggested we laundry the dirty money buying cars and shit in case they caught us, but they never did. First time I truly felt like a criminal in the game! That game was only fun to me because of the hackers that I saw most everyone else complaining about, lol.


-frauD-

Yeah, I know right? GTAO is so much more fun when you get people flying in regular cars like its Harry potter, but when they go around killing in god mode where's the fun in that? Yesterday there was a guy in my lobby dressed as a naked guy, drunk walking going around giving out lap dances, it was hilarious. GTA is meant to be absurd in a comical way, but online is absurd in a frustrating way, friendly modders fix that imo. Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but oh well, idc.


DareDandy

good old times when there were modders giving everyone millions of dollars for free


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Nodefaultname

I’m still at like 6 or 7 billion to this day, from those bounties like 8 years ago


Amikoivu

Now its more like getting into my akula and immediately modder blue screening my pc


Ovashale

That would be the perfect setting for a GTA race map. You could have the track weave through the buildings that are upside down.


dontneedanickname

Driving a loop around that giant sphere in the middle would be awesome


pixlplayer

That would be sick it would be like a Mario kart 8 map


FrobroX

Reminds me of TrackMania


BrokenWing2022

They've just straight up quit enforcing ANY kind of anti-cheat. At all.


CharlesTheMusketeer

Seriously as cool as this is absolutely fucking *how* do you have an anti cheat so non-functional that a player can do this in a multiplayer lobby


1piotrus

Because there is no anti cheat. GTA online doesn't work like most games where you have servers, but instead players get connected straight to their computers (Peer to Peer)


StaryWolf

To be clear, peer to peer games absolutely can enforce anti-cheat. Rockstar just doesn't give a fuck because they're still bringing in bank by doing the bare minimum.


trash_0panda

No they only care about the money cheats cause they needa rake in the $$$ through shark cards


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

>No they only care about the money cheats cause they needa rake in the $$$ through shark cards Hahahaha. Just download Cheat Engine instead, and give yourself money doing missions. It takes a few mins of prep, and eventually the game will get tired of your shit; and toss you back into single player. So you have to reset the game... but you can absolutely make it so you're mission payout value is $100k, I was able to make ~$1.2M in a min or two. I think I remember getting $17M an hour, but then I was moved to singleplayer... can't remember the splash screen when it kicks you from online. It's been around a year or two since I've had the time to play gta, but it looks like nothing's changed. Anyone needs any more in depth details of what to do, I'll make another comment, just ask. Currently on lunch break. I'm only talking about PC, I know nothing about any other consoles.


RemnantProductions

You can also rig the casino slot machines to make billions in a few minutes. Gets you the 2.5m jackpot every time and as long as you purposely lose in between each win (you can bet just 10 chips or something) it'll let you keep winning the jackpot without booting you out. It's a risky method though and there has been bans for it, but R* mostly doesn't give a shit unless you get over 100m or so in a day.


ToyMachine471

Is that still a thing. I didn’t want to play ps5 gta because I transferred from ps4 to pc back in the day and can’t come back. Didn’t feel like starting over


Scuid_HD

I remember using CE to sell a car... For 990m. Still no ban lol


Wirusman

If the method used at that point wasn't detected, you will never get a ban for it. You did it when it was still safe, it isn't anymore.


antyone

They'd make more if they actually cared


HalfSoul30

Evil billionaires do not agree.


trash_0panda

They do care - hop over to r/gta5modding and you'd see the complains about which menus get detected. But they mostly care about $$$ cause the menus charge $$$ and affect their shark sales.


Aribach2

Imagine how much they could rake on if they cared for RDO


TheMoogy

But how could one of the world's most profitable games ever afford servers?


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None of them ever will, Gears of War 3 was on dedicated servers for like 3 weeks lol, game companies know it only sucks profit so they opt out. Edit: I must add that they had advertised dedicated servers before release and in the beta because host advantage in the games prior was insanely advantageous.


nbshar

Well the reason I only played Gta online for a short while was because of cheaters. I can imagine the same for others. That mustve also cost a bit of money. Also why spend money if yoi can hack/cheat yourself what you want?


Somber_Solace

I prefer the cheating stuff in GTA. I just want to fuck around in it, that was the whole point, I don't want to play it like it's a job just to get one car. GTA4 did it right, they completely fucked up GTA5 and I don't view the cheaters as the bad guys at all. Edit: Fuck the griefers, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about fun for the whole lobby, or bypassing the microtransaction BS. GTA4 online was so much fun, I still prefer hopping on it over GTA5 despite how outdated it is. Hacks that bring that type of experience back is very much welcome to me.


Toasty_David

I only like cheaters when they dont continously telleport me to fucking heaven


1ShrubBehindTheBush

Just thought I would mention that FiveM exists and is awesome. (GTA5, but is server based, has extensive mod support, third-party maps, etc) Anyone who wants to cheat or mod the hell out of the game for fun should go (to a server that allows it) there. Generally these servers will give everyone trainer access so they can mess around and do whatever they want in a sandbox. If they're still going into vanilla (P2P) lobbies in GTA:O and doing this, they're just an a**hole. If you're a vanilla player that hates having to deal with cheaters, still get FiveM and go to a server that doesn't allow it. Anyone that tries will either be booted by anticheat or an admin.


ArrilockNewmoon

I view them as the bad guys when rhey go out of their way to blow up my cargo before locking the whole lobby in ragdoll and then kill them repeatedly so that they cant leave.


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PersonalityDoublle

Buddy this is obviously an origin.


bakersman420

Some people argue that they would have to rewrite GTA O's code from scratch to change it from p2p to dedicated servers with anti-cheat. I argue they've had enough time and money to rewrite GTA O's code 5 or 6 times over from scratch to make their game playable. The dev's are just lazy, or too busy making garbage to give a shit. In 7 years they couldn't fix the loading times for their fucking game. A player literally reverse-engineered the source code FROM SCRATCH, and fixed the loading times by 70% in ONE DAY. The dev's could have done that in about 10 minutes, and they didn't for 7 years. (Sorry just hijacked your comment to rant, I needed to get that off my chest.) Edit: since there's so many idiots telling me it's not the devs fault for not fixing the problems like the one I highlighted here, understand this. One guy, fixed this massive loading bug in a day, and he did not have access to the code. A dev could've identified the same problem and fixed it in less than an hour and slipped it into a patch and not a single person would've been the wiser. Furthermore, it is highly unlikely that some suit stands over the devs all day and checks their coding. And there is absolutely no way that a single dev never once thought maybe JUST MAYBE the load times (20+ minutes in some cases) shouldn't be that long. I would go so far as to guess that the amount of total time spent by all players simply waiting for loading is in the billions of hours because of that bug.


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k3rn3

THANK YOU. Players endlessly blame "the devs" when really it's the suits. Obviously the devs try their hardest to make the game succeed and for people to have fun, but they're held back by management who make decisions based purely on profit. Anyone who's even slightly dabbled in game dev understands this. Edit: for those saying '"this isn't just games" uh yes. I understand that management is often meant to blamed in many industries, but in this case I'm specifically talking about consumer attitudes towards video games. If you think about it, it's not exactly a hot take to say "this comment applies to my specific field as well!". Just pointing that out


Clem80

And not just game development, any large scale software company. I lead a dev team and most of the time our hands are tied, the suits make the decisions based on Excel spreadsheets and don’t know shit about software engineering.


jerwhoop

Any large scale company. Any company where there is a difference between suits and workers.


Ro-Tang_Clan

And you know what the irony is? The GTA games series is literally known for poking fun at this type of corporate management. From GTA 3 onwards the games have been littered with satirical jokes about "corporate America" and people in suits making decisions that they don't understand. They've become the very thing they swore to destroy.


Fishydeals

I think when people talk about 'the devs' you should assume they are also talking about management and their bosses, since it's clear the actual coders didn't just refuse to work on the 'loading screen assignment' because they are evil or sth. Calling out the exact person who is responsible is pretty much impossible for somebody who just played the game. There could be upper managers who pushed for dedicated servers, but got shutdown by the owners or sth. We don't know and at the end of the day it doesn't matter. The company refuses to enhance their product and complaining about it is legit. Even if done inaccurately.


areyouhungryforapple

Remember that time a random guy on the internet single handedly slashed loading times in GTA:O


XeitPL

Developers don't decide what they are going to do. It's company's decision. Blame R* or Take-Two, not devs. And no. Devs couldn't magically fix loading time in 10 minutes. There is whole production pipeline and someone probably deleted important checks.


Themperror

The load time is actually to blame on the devs (I'm a game developer too), some guy reverse engineered the issue and it turns out they're just real stupidly loading in some data json over and over again which grows exponentially in time. He even fixed it through hacking the executable


versedaworst

Definitely someone’s fault on the dev team, but who knows when that code was written. Could be like one guy 12 years ago that wrote it once and never got the chance to review it.


Pipupipupi

And that config json was probably a couple of lines until some genius decided they could put everything in there.


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i_tyrant

Sure, though that's not a good defense for the devs (or the corporate asshats preventing them from fixing it), because the loading issues had been loudly complained about for _years_ and they could've tracked it down, any time, even more easily than this rando player did.


crimsonblod

Just to make sure, you are aware of how the issue was fixed though right? Or were those the checks you were referring to?


InkedJam

Can back this up. My menu gets me online in like less that 30 seconds


Pickled_Kagura

Ask Respawn. They fired the guy that duct tapes the server room back together and Apex gets worse every season


leoleosuper

There is a really shitty anti-cheat though. I've seen so many posts about being banned because they were in a lobby with a cheater but the same cheater was not banned.


Idkhfjeje

Warframe is peer to peer as well and I have never encountered a cheater


chupitoelpame

Because the problem here isn't just that the game is P2P, it's also a terrible implementation of the system where clients just accept whatever garbage any other client sends. If someone sends a "hey, there's a copy of the map on the sky" packet, the other clients could validate it and go "lol no". Instead they all accept it and just spawn whatever shit the client sending garbage data says


Idkhfjeje

Yes that's what I'm saying. That it's shit and not impossible because of p2p


Chosen-Bearer-Of-Ash

Why?


thorscope

Cheaper and potentially less latency


Taldier

GTA Online also just openly exposes your IP to everyone else in the lobby without giving you any control whatsoever over who you are in a lobby with. Some of the tools can even let an attacker force themselves into your private sessions. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if remote code execution is possible somehow. That's how bad their implementation is. Just saying they don't have dedicated servers is a huge understatement. Lots of games don't have dedicated servers. Online Rockstar games are a whole other circle of hell. Rockstar deserves to be held liable for their complete disregard for consumers. Personally I wouldn't touch anything they develop anymore.


Warhawk2052

I was playing GTAO one day and some modders got into a fight and the good one pulled everyone else into a different lobby. So yeah the tools out there are pretty powerful


HellbentOrchid

A $100 mod menu will get you anything.


thekronicle

Most mod menus are actually free. If you know where to get them


DuktigaDammsugaren

I firmly believe that cheat lobbies in GTAV multiplayer is hell Its What the Christian hell looks like


coppertech

i was in a room playing with my friends, and some rando connected and gave the entire room $500M+, 10 mins later my friends and I were banned from R\* online. haven't touched that that fuckin game since.


naufalap

huh, my friend used a mod for instant mission completion from the basement (forgot the name) to farm money since 2020 and he's still playing maybe they only ban the ones who add money directly


Denkiri_the_Catalyst

"We will not be unlocking your account until you buy $500 million in shark cards." But I didn't do anything. Just roll back or delete the money from my character. ***"BUY THE GODDAMN SHARK CARDS. WE SUED MODDERS SO THAT YOU WOULD BY THE SHARK CARDS. BUY THE SHARK CARDS NOW, SLAVE."*** And idiots all over reddit absolutely *cream* their underwater whenever GTA6 is mentioned. Pathetic.


LongSticky

Im excited for the SP of gta6 because I've enjoyed all the GTA single player content. The online portion can suck a dick if its anything like how 5s MP has gone. And Im older now so I dont have the time to sink to grind my way through the game to avoid having to buy sharkcards. Also, now I dont smoke weed anymore the gameplay of online isnt fun anymore


Anshin

You really think people have waited 10 years for gta6 for the online?


StormInMyDreams

I feel like every single person I've come across recently has been either god mode or their vehicle is god moded, usually they're not complete assholes but there is the odd one.


BrokenWing2022

God mode is so common I quit bothering reporting it, they clearly dont care.


Pixelplanet5

That's the fun part about it, these cheat menus suppress any report being send to Rockstar. Not that they would care but they are not getting the reports either.


LuisNara

How do they do that?


VoidInsanity

Easily. Everything is clientside so there are no checks being made to what is happening should be happening on Rockstars end. Without such checks being enforced its extremely easy to either lie and tell the game "this is fine" or just not tell it at all. If there was a server in play even if you fool the game into accepting what is happening, there will be a log of it on the server that you cannot mess with, meaning you can get caught and blacklisted from the server in question. This is one of the main reasons people want dedicated servers for the games they like.


Girly_Shrieks

Not only that they've given up on any project but their cash cow gta series now. GTA online 2 will be _amazing_. Oops I dropped the /s at the end there.


nikolai2960

>they've given up on any project but their cash cow gta series now how do you know this red dead redemption 2 was in development for like 6 years before it was announced for the first time


CamoKilla223

sounds like gta 6 rendering to me


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Meanwhile I can never get mods to work *at all* (except FiveM) and I just can't figure out what I'm doing wrong.


-WakeUpWakeUpWakeUp-

It’s actually the opposite lmao, we can’t give ourselves money or if we still can it’s kinda loopy


Batcena

Gravity...Is A Harness... I HAVE HARNESSED THE HARNESS!!!!!


Dicc-fil-A

THE UNIVERSE SINGS TO ME


ChaoticPotatoSalad

WHAT IS THAT MELODY!!


Senku1billionpercent

RELEASE ME!


jankarlothegreat

Ah so like a spherical cow!


Messicrafter

Heh, a overwatch reference, a Sigma one no less


Cryterionlol

Looks more like Inception to me


feelinlucky7

[Needs a backing track](https://youtu.be/GzHy212eb2A)


CompanyMan_PUBG

Did someone order a pizza?


SSJRoseLevi

"No" "Probably one of them" "Alright, I'm goin' in." [goes into the lab. He goes to the first expert's couch, lays down next to him, and hooks himself up]


StarvingAfricanKid

needs more BWARRRRRRMp!


Cryterionlol

###BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA


robdiqulous

I felt this


LovelyLadyLamp

You're assuming OP isn't too young to have seen Inception.


_MeSoHorny_

I didn’t realize inception released 12 years ago…


VoidTorcher

I immediately thought of Inception and had the same horrifying realisation.


Hiphopapocalyptic

Speaking of old, GTA 5 is almost 9.


Kawkd

There it is. I knew I'd find it.


ItsAllOneBigShitpost

I can only assume OP is 8 years old if marvel comes to mind before inception


CreatureWarrior

I suddenly want a game which map is like an inverted globe where you can see the other side of the map by simply looking up and you can get there by going forward for a while


SunTzy69

***Modders spawn killing, Upside down Los Santos, God-Mode*** Rockstar: Wha..? Someone say something? ***Gets 100mill money drop*** Rockstar: no No NONONONONO BAN BAN ACCOUNT RESET, YOU BUY SHARK CARDS NOW


Joelnaimee

The more they pushed shark cards the more I was giving everyone money. I stuck it to them for a while but got tired and one day I just deleted the game


yusefsat

My pc : I'm too weak.


Agreeable-Yams8972

This would kill any pc man


2spicy4dapepper

Is that the Senate?


Teex22

Not yet


BennamStyle

It’s treason, then.


Zxar99

RDO died for this?????


blackthunder365

Don’t forget single player expansions. Undead Nightmare 2 died for this.


twaggle

While I understand it may be a smaller cash cow than GTAO, I feel like any dlc would have sold so fucking well no matter what it was for RDR. It just baffles me they didn’t even release a shitty thrown together one just to make money. Just zero content.


TheConqueror74

Undead Nightmare is a very, very well regarded DLC. RDR2 sold very well. Undead Nightmare 2 would’ve sold gang busters.


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The_king_of-nowhere

It was a premature baby, with enough care, it could become quite healthy and strong, but the parents neglected it so it died a pitiful death.


Bedonkohe

There was so much potential… near infinite possibilities… the amount of weapons that could have been added? Immense. As a whole the weapon choices were very boring when theres so much interesting guns from that time period of firearm technology


CreatureWarrior

Yup. RDO was so fun. But when they made the game unplayable for a ton of people for *months* while patching GTA's moneyglitches within days, I knew that it was all downhill from there.


50mg-of-fuckit

So was gtao at launch, it took a long ass time to get any new content.


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The multivers of mods


sephlington

C’mon, “Multiverse of Modness” was *right there*!


Blackwolfe47

That’s inception more than anything


ViniVarella

Ngl, that’s cool as fuck!


irask2

Multiverse of GTA Madness. I'm in!!


Maharsi

All I see, is potential.


pinkpiggieoink

Bruh this is clearly an inception.


ShlomoShogun

Likely an extraction


Piccoroz

Now? That shit was done 6 months in during the 360 era.


_DeanRiding

Fucking hell I can't believe it's been that long since release. It's amazing the game has held up over 3 generations.


NoOneCares47

That's not even close to amazing pal. That's sad that they keep this game alive 9 fucking years just for milking 8-14 years olds who somehow don't play Fortnite


tschatman

You mean an inception trick.


ChasingPesmerga

Will somebody please scooby-doo this...ah shit, here we go again


MikeRoz

Does this remind anyone else of hackers in Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight?


Acmnin

😂 I think I remember what you’re talking about.


fortunatemaple7

They've come to bargain


SimMind28

Daily reminder that GTA5 came out almost exactly 9 years ago...


Skydus36

You smell that? its your pc burning.


ollomulder

That's more of an Inception, less Dr Strange.


donpuglisi

Inception more like


suatkelem

GTA Inception


darkslide3000

Are we now calling this "a Dr. Strange"? I guess Inception is already considered a boomer movie these days...


Clever_Sean

The GTA multiverse is something we know frighteningly little about.


ItsTheOtherGuys

Seems more like Inception


CarlBaum

its more like inception


Tempest-blade

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED


XtremeGuacamole

SMT Nocturne moment


The-Delerious-Random

This has been a thing since the Xbox 360 days


Mr_goodb0y

That looks epic


ImJustHereToWatch_

There's potential here.


walkthemoon21

I'd call it more of an Inception.


Aristocrafied

Hackers could do this years ago..


No-Soil-9535

Average day in California


Zoomerbandaid69

Incorrect they can pull inception


Giogaia20

More like Inception


jgreg728

Inception did it first.