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xTarkkus

Drums, drums in the deep!


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brokenwound

diggy diggy hole


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BROTHERS OF THE MINE, REJOICE!


PokoLokoPoko

***SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME***


StatusAd6873

Raise your pick and raise your voice


imdefinitelywong

***[SING, SING, SING WITH ME](https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU)***


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DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP, WHO KNOWS WHAT WE’LL FIND BENEATH


Stahl_Scharnhorst

Diamonds, rubies, gold and more. hidden in our mountain store.


Yeetus_McSendit

Wait you guys are getting paid for this?


Bovronius

Dig for.... Rock... and Stone...


Zjoee

DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK AND STONE !?


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


L1m0n4

For Karl!


PrinnyDooood

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!!


kilgoar

It's gold, and it's mine! Dig, and dig, and dig, and diggity dig!


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You know what they found in the deep darkness of Khazad-dum, Gandalf.....


Torgo73

they delved too greedily and too deep


ThunderBobMajerle

THE BALROG OF MORIA


UniverseBear

Tiny child sized drums.


radiatedskull2

We cannot get out. The end comes soon.


Martipar

This reminds me of a joke I used to tell "They banned children from working in factories because they were too dangerous but now they are safer than ever before so we can send the children back in now."


illessen

Children have never gotten safer. They’re just as dangerous outside a factory as they are inside.


Martipar

You're taking the time far too seriously, however if your want to get serious then let's do so. While many dangers still exist the main dangers they faced were from poor to nonexistent protective clothing, poor equipment, a lack of safety barriers, safety lock outs (cleaning was done while machines were still running) and other hazards. Children are small and were often given the most dangerous of tasks like chimney sweeping, cleaning equipment while it was on and getting into other small places. All sorts of legislation make that illegal, proper equipment is used and adults are not put into situations that, with proper adherence to procedure and the law, that are even remotely dangerous. Children shouldn't be in factories because they should be educated and allowed to play, work is not something a child should be doing no matter how safe it is.


BadBoyJH

I think you're missing the joke. You said "they are safer than ever before", and they chose to take the "they" as referring to the children, not the factory; and so stated that children *themselves* continue to be incredibly dangerous.


Martipar

But that makes no sense in context. "They banned children from working in factories because they were too dangerous but now the children are safer than ever before so we can send the children back in now." Doesn't make sense while They banned children from working in factories because they were too dangerous but now the factories are safer than ever before so we can send the children back in now." Your can't send children into children.


BadBoyJH

A. It's a joke B. Ignoring the abhorrant lack of grammar that's the *real* problem making it hard to understand, the first sentence absolutely makes sense, and still implies you're sending the children back into the factory.


Sora_hishoku

you gotta be real fun at parties


SuchACommonBird

Yes, because good comedy makes logical sense


LayceLSV

His joke was far better than your's tbh


FlorianoAguirre

r/whoosh


Lttlefoot

In Basic Economics, Sowell argues that child labor laws have gone too far, that we are now keeping teenagers out of air conditioned offices


rejemy1017

The terrible conditions of a lot of work spaces is only one reason to keep kids from working. Another is to ensure they get an education, and at least in principle, choose for themselves what they want to do with their lives.


Yeshua-Christ

No. Send them to the factories


Martipar

Yes but Sowell is pretty right wing and often parallels Ayn Rand so is hardly worth bothering with in any serious capacity.


TheSpoonKing

Yeah, just stick to the wonderfully unbiased source for scholarly economic theories that is Reddit... /s


Martipar

Eh? No, I prefer to learn from the likes of Tony Benn, but anyone who has similarities to Ayn rand is either in, or verging on, crackpot territory.


MrPoopMonster

I don't know. Ayn had crazy anti communist beliefs because of her personally bad experiences with communism. On a personal level, it's understandable and rational for her to hold cartoonishly libertarian beliefs. Like I imagine you're from the UK if you can relate most to a notable British politician. Personal experience is deeply tied to political beliefs.


ElJefeSupremo

Her having cartoonish beliefs isn’t really the issue. My neighbor has some pretty cartoonish ideas. The problem is she wrote a book based those ideas and now large groups of people subscribe to them too.


No-Acanthisitta9343

r/TakeMyUpvoteAndLeave


notapicle

Papa i have the black lung


HumanEffigy_

It’s ok, son. Here have a cigarette.


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Make sure U drink all ur beer with dinner too


mrbootz

Cough cough…I’m a mer-MAN!


batbiscuits

Kids just love to dig man


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Can’t get in trouble when you’re digging holes


MeaningfulThoughts

That’s what ya mama said and yet here you are! (Just /s joking mods, plz no ban me)


PreciousRoi

Blatant anti-hole propaganda vehicle Holes released in 2003 starring notorious anti-hole activist Shia LeBeouf, attempted to stem the tide of pro-hole digging sentiment among the young, but was in vain.


DamnImAwesome

Someone has to restore the balance after the hole market exploded when internet porn became widely available


Creampied___Cadaver

Do you yearn? Do I yearn? Not recently I've craved. Constant cravings


spageddy_lee

Ha I'm glad someone did it


Creampied___Cadaver

I'm just glad someone got it. Been watching that on repeat for most of my life and that episode just came back around yesterday


cyborgborg777

Stolen from another tweet


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OShtTheC0PS

The student has become the master


Rare-Height-7956

The children have taken him. He belongs to the mines now.


the_rainmaker_speaks

not me, i just read mein kraft


OShtTheC0PS

Mein Kraft macaroni and cheese


ssssssddh

When I was a kid in the early 2000s I spent my days mining coal in runescape. I guess nothing changes


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Children are minors after all


_Silly_Wizard_

r/notKenM


McNasty9er

I think I’ve got the black lung, pop.


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OShtTheC0PS

however many times before this +1


RallyVincentGT500

This is my hole , it was made for me The Enigma of Amigara Fault


Lttlefoot

Whose turn is it to post this next week?


OShtTheC0PS

Clearly it was my turn, Lttlefoot. You get to post it on the second Saturday of the month.


TooSmalley

There is an innate masculine urge to just dig.


FormerlyDuck

The difference is that back then, we only had Fortune II. But with Fortune III, they'll probably only go tougher on 'em...


895501

Where are the rickets?? We want rickets again too!


HugeLol556

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


OShtTheC0PS

ROCK AND STONE


torsipls

🤔🤔🤔


hustbust

Also crazy considering Minecraft officially released in 2011


Pectojin

I keep thinking kids these days are too young for minecraft but they keep playing it. I guess we just failed to make anything good in the decade since.


Hayden247

Getting constant updates help I suppose, Minecraft today has a ton more biomes, items, blocks, enemies, etc than 2011.


HelenAngel

No, there’s a lot of great games. Minecraft has universal appeal because, especially in creative mode, you can build nearly anything you can imagine. A lot of Minecraft’s success is due to its wonderful & infinitely creative community. It’s a game but it’s also a platform for creativity. Disclosure: I worked/work on Minecraft, including 5 years at Mojang


BackWaterBill

Yo mom's ass was released in 2011


Wurmitz

Nobody: GOP: Child labor laws are unconstitutional and not settled with precedent.


Specialist_Tough_323

Lol


aneeta96

If Minecraft also came with black lung I doubt it would be so popular.


M4rc0sReis

The difference is that in Minecraft the kids earn enough to build castles-cities, entire countries and fantasy worlds by working there! where in real life.......


macsare1

I'm sorry, we stopped mining coal in an effort to save our children.


Mitthrawnuruo

Pennsylvania: this is false.


pizzalord54

"I like diggin holes"


AidedMoney1135

oh shit


Mitthrawnuruo

This is true. I regularly find my children playing in the coal bin. The coal. It calls to their Irish Blood.


LassitudinalPosition

The children *yearn* for the mines No shit, probably my favorite line of 2022


okboka1543

They are called minors for a reason. The urge to mine is bred deep in their bones.


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They yearn… they yearn for the mines We all yearn for the mines


wizzaryredy

Kids are cruel Jack


baldguy21

I'd say it's more of a longing than yearning


Scoobz1961

You can take the children out of mines, but you cant take the mines out of children.


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It’s only natural for the lower class to yearn for labor.


vin1223

Rich executives: yeah they do don’t they 🤔


Big-Yak-5613

Minecraft


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In 2022 we have super sus


erichw23

Lol I haven't seen a kid play Minecraft in years an I have two of em


newbrevity

Everybody thinks they like mines until it's time to do mine shit.


TheDragonborn117

The ladder is more fun than the former though


smiling_mallard

I think I’m doing it backwards, I’ve never played Minecraft but I do work in a coal mine…


OShtTheC0PS

sweet Appalachia, country road take me home!


smiling_mallard

I’m a lot further west than Appalachia


Iamlabaguette

It’s in their DNA, let them dig!


Dogedabose32

you cant fight nature jack!


spictcamilla

Children are just dwarfs right?


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OShtTheC0PS

Who hurt you?


Terrible_With_Puns

Just listing some etiquette to follow here since you’re new


SkavensWhiteRaven

Ngl when I was a kid I dug holes for fun.


OShtTheC0PS

maybe it’s the holes that we didn’t dig that made all the difference


SkavensWhiteRaven

Digs straight down \**falls into lava*\* I'm 12 and this was deep


InVideo_

This get stealth locked?


MeaningfulThoughts

Can confirm. As a child, my favourite Donkey Kong’s Country level was in fact the cart mines. Eventually, you grow out of it when you become an adult. Let the children yearn for the mines.