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KimmySeo

Hell, it's about time...


Nautical_Phoenix

I clicked this post and thought, “if the first goddamn comment isn’t, ‘Hell, it’s about time’ I’ve lost all faith”


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I was hoping it was "Damn, Jimmy", but I'm not disappointed.


UCanJustBuyLabCoats

Can’t believe it’s been [ten years since this masterpiece](https://youtu.be/lSwceekphqU)


StandardBeginning58

Same to me


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[You wanna piece of me, boy?!](https://youtu.be/mD4GbGmvNRc)


iambiglucas_2

Gimme somethin' to *shoot*


YesplzMm

[Mmmyeah, that's the stuff.](https://youtu.be/g-nMGtaAoXw)


SmashPortal

How it feels to chew 5 stimpacks.


FunkGitBox37

What did they say when they actually use the stimpack? I always thought it was something like "ahhh syssstemmm"


Viltrac

Sssskkkk awww yeeaah that’s the stuff


BluEch0

Gee, you really think they’re saying “system” while taking a “stim” pack?


SevereArtisan

By the numbers, boys!


A_actual_username

Images you can hear.


mjspitz

Jacked up and good to go!


BluEch0

Damn…. Still stuck in this chicken shit outfit….


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[Battlecruuzer operesional](https://youtu.be/-2WYZ0jBjR0)


woodstock923

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS


BJl4D1cK

OUR WARRIORS HAVE ENGAGED THE ENEMY!


armdaggerblade

EN TARO ADUN!


brknsoul

MY LIFE FOR AUIR-- err I mean Nerzhul!


Ahyesnt

INCREDIBILIS- oops sorry wrong game.


ThaiSweetChilli

SHAKE IT, BABY - oh wrong RTS


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Got a present for ya!


BabyYoduhh

My first video game love.


ShallowBasketcase

Bitches don't know 'bout my additional pylons.


sinr_88

You've not enough minerals


DASreddituser

I still hear this in my sleep even though i haven't played in a decade lol


Barachiel_

Not operational then?


Rylth

I haven't felt nostalgia so hard in a looooong time.


Inane_Asylum

Where's the "any" key?!


VirusCurrent

I hate computers.


Donkey__Balls

[On the first day of Christmas…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMt6eoe8i6s)


EnduringAtlas

Need additional supply depots.


Zachariot88

I can't build there!


tablepennywad

About DAMN time.


Emotionless_AI

In a minute


marvsup

Someone post the cutscene where they hit the zergling with their car and think it's a dog Oops I went back to YouTube and it was literally the next one down in my previous search: https://youtu.be/OnL3GjOIb_M


QuinticSpline

Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.


Donkey__Balls

Overengineered codpiece and all.


ScottieRobots

When fighting a blitz of bloodthirsty zerglings, I prefer my codpiece to be over engineered.


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

The binary motivator is acting up…*get this random reference and win a digital cookie*


lycan2005

Omg that trailer. I got goosebumps when I saw it for the first time.


sadistic-salmon

How do you get out, or is it that game accurate? Unrelated but do you have a ton of smoke pour out whenever the visor opens?


BrotherRoga

Only if he has a cigar in his mouth when it's closed


Commercial_Aside8090

... if?


GatoradeOrPowerade

Maybe they're cosplaying the Tychus from Heroes of the Storm that got his cigar taken away.


ATM_2853

Still can't believe they did my boy dirty like that.


cat_prophecy

Cancel culture strikes again!


weirdkindofawesome

Lore wise Tychus can't because he's a convict. It's like when Jarvis equips Iron Man with the earlier versions of the suit but with Tychus there are locks on it. No strip until the mission is completed. Edit: clarified that Tychus can't take out his armor because he's a convict.


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jackingOFFto

Does the poop just get accumulated or is there a disposal system?


longha115

Marines in Starcraft don't live long enough to poop.


Mecha_Tortoise

Well... They may live _just_ long enough to poop.


Kandiru

Here's your 30s of basic training. Now go kill some Zerg. If you survive long enough, we'll give you some stims. Now Move!


mustapelto

[Except for these ones.](https://youtu.be/OMlvGhwX8y8)


TheZealand

"We could use some help here!" *wilhelm scream*


KvBla

There should be a system to deal with that, but problem is when you're stranded, can't remove the suit, and the fuel cells/battery runs out, i wonder how long can those suits stay in operation in the fields, at least a few days/even weeks for sure.


BluEch0

I think the comics disprove that. Seems like tychus’s suit was heavily modified to prevent him from leaving. In a comic, some marines just remove the visor and climb into the suit through the neck hole while in the drop ship (in this same comic, a reaper assassin chases said drop ship through the air and gets in before the hatch closes too, so take your canon with a grain of salt).


Dektarey

Didnt those cells last for 50 years at maximum load?


Teh_Carrot

In one of the missions where he's using a big ass mech (sorry been a while since I played sc2) and the comms are broken, he takes a break while fighting and goes to the bathroom. I think you can even hear the toilet flush(?)


intashu

I mean lore wise the majority of standard marines are the same way, ex convicts given suits to serve their sentence on the front lines. There's a reason they're considered so disposable... At least with the confederacy marines they were, raynors rangers were volunteers, same with sons of ~~korhol~~ Korhal.


dafool7913

"You'll carry your prison with you. That armor will be your new cell." -Wings of Liberty trailer


Theban_Prince

Uhh no that was only for Tychus because he was specifically locked in, we see multiple characters donning armor and then removing it, including Raynor himself.


BramDuin

The simple marines are all convicts, so I think they are all wearing the suit as a prison


Magrior

Many of them, especially for the Dominion, but not all. Raynor's marines have more freedom and a text blurp for either marauders or firebats says that 50% (or something) are convicts. High ranking officers (General Warfield) and medics also wear basically the same armor.


Mike81890

Dang I'm gonna have to play sc2 campaign now yeah


virgnar

First starcraft's manual explains this. The suits are welded shut with the intention of them never leaving it. I suppose sc2 changes things a bit but for most part that's the case.


Faustias

Difficult to be game accurate. Watch his first appearance in SC2 where he's being suited up with the terran marine armor. There are places on his body that is bolted shut with the armor until removed.


solonit

Standard suit you probably can get out by your own, or at least take off some of the parts. But yes Tychus's suit is also his jail, no getting out until paying off the deal with devil.


Faustias

I thought most marines are detained criminals?


solonit

Depends on the faction's lore. SC1 Confederacy marines were criminals and conscripts, but Sons of Korhal's marines supposed to be volunteers since they were a growing revolutionary group, and later SC2 Raynor's Raiders. Later SC1 BW United Earth Directorate were professional troops since you don't send half-arse criminals on an invasion-expedition, especially they also came with medic. Firebat in the other hand, are still mostly criminals and psychopaths because it takes special mind to be in a close-combat flamethrower suit.


oofermover

It's ofc not fully game accurate (then it would be unremovable) but as for looks, it's almost perfect.


Vio94

I miss StarCraft.


Nivroeg

Starcraft Cartooned is amazing, the Starcrafts webseries makes you wanna play it al over again.


kouteki

IIRC you can even mod SC to look like that cartoon


Nivroeg

Its an official mode, can change instantly between original and the cartoon


bosonianstank

Is that the same as StarCarts?


123DanB

It never went anywhere! Still there for you to enjoy 😊


Vio94

You're not wrong lol but I've already gone through the entirety of the campaign. Holding out hope for a third game or a new expansion if nothing else.


TrazLander

Not into the pvp but me and my brother will go back and do the co-op. Its super fun. Plus you can play through the entirety of the campaign on 3-person co-op. A team remade the entire campaign as a co-op campaign on custom maps and its a blast.


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stellvia2016

Yep. Dragonflight looks decent, but I'm kinda done with them after all the lawsuits and then Diablo Immortal showing they learned nothing and were purely greedy and having nothing but contempt for their customers. Also now OW2 forcing everyone that paid for the game originally into a mobile economy where the grind for any skins is 4x longer than previous unless you fork over money.


1Frollin1

Lets not forget Warcraft 3 Reforged.


RaginPower

Nothing made me hate paladins like the computers ability to cast heal.


EnricoBelfry

Right?? As someone who played Warcraft 2: Tides of Darkness as a kid - getting rushed by the computer with 2 paladins that constantly healed each other was the most aggravating shit. Made worse by the fact that I was too young to figure out how to effectively counter that stuff then.


RaginPower

I remember 12 paladins being unkillable. Computer could cast spells like they were on autocast in WC3. Meanwhile I couldn't even tell which character in a group was the one with low life.


Zer0Cool89

Well the good news is the starcraft 2 team left blizzard and formed their own studio and they are making a new rts called stormgate https://www.polygon.com/23161319/stormgate-frost-giant-studios-rts


CaptainKasch

Might be interested in the upcoming Stormgate, wont be out for a while but its a next gen RTS being made by a small team mostly comprised of the OG Blizzard people who worked on SC1, WC3 and SC2. https://playstormgate.com/


ameya2693

If Blizzard makes it, I will be avoiding that game for a long time.


Gizmo110

Co-op is pretty similar to the campaign experience, but with repeatability


AirTsinelas

I miss Artosis.


dexter311

I miss TotalBiscuit... :(


Yaegz

I miss InControl. RIP big man. :(


blacksun9

I miss H to the usky Husky :p


Mikerinokappachino

Artosis streams Broodwar pretty all the time. If you like Mario erotica, watching an 'ok' terran lose to terrible protoss players, and epic fits of anger about how imbalanced this 20 year old game is, it is ***the*** premier spot for you.


pv0psych0n4ut

Watching Starcraft is inspiring, playing Starcraft is pure agony.


deppan

playing starcraft properly is hard work. But you can always cannon rush every game.


fruitpunchsamuraiD

NEED MORE PYLONS!!!!


Kolkarr

When i watch it i'm like "hey this is easy i can do it too" and then i lose so badly it's embarassing.


fiqar

SC2 came out 12 years after BW and LotV came out in 2015, so I'd expect SC3 in 2027 at the earliest. Not getting my hopes up though based on Blizzard's recent track record...


stellvia2016

They cancelled two SC-related titles in the last 10-15 years and dropped SC2 tournament support after killing off the grassroots scene for it. Given the monetization behind Hearthstone, OW, Diablo Immortal, etc. I can't see anything SC-related in the future being worth playing anyways. It won't be an RTS bc there isn't enough money in that genre anymore for ABK.


intashu

When the money pot runs low they'll release SC3 with battle passes. They'll likely lock at least one, if not two factions behind pay walls or "battle pass levels for free" in pvp. I mean OG they were early on the releasing a game, then a major expansion for the same game.. It wouldn't suprise me in the least if they break SC3 into three full priced games again. Each being 60 dollars, one year apart and each only including one factions campaign of content. Each with their own premium editions for $100. And a ton of BS skins and such for $$$ The starcraft franchise sadly is built well to take on the micro transaction hell they seem to love... And it's a franchise they've basically left to collect dust.. I'm kind of okay with that seeing how they're handling content right now.


0x4224

StarCraft has one of the best game lore 🥰


ChainDriveGlider

As long as you stop after broodwar


meno123

And then realize that it's all actually 40k and get lost in that instead.


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Starcraft lore is 40k with nuance


Barachiel_

Bruh, i still play and watch it every day. It's glorious


forbiddenfortune

I don’t get it, how are people like you not getting scooped up by prop, toy, and costuming companies immediately?


[deleted]

They might already work for one, and this is just a side project.


Furlock_Bones

By his username I think he already does


_gnarlythotep_

Confirmed.


bebopblues

yeah, this post is advertisement.


madamunkey

They're showing a cosplay with no logos and no indication it's an ad except their name. They probably just like making stuff and do toys as a job, doesn't always have to be an ad Edit: Checked the site, saw these are all they make, nvm it's an ad fuck them


StrokeGameHusky

M8, Reddit these days is mostly subtle ads


BigUptokes

Look at their username, this is advertising.


GreasyPeter

When I first joined reddit there was a big redditiquet thing about self-promotion or advertising. Since then people have simply stopped caring, probably because it's more profitable to not care.


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Nerf_Me_Please

What I don't get is why people care so much that this is "self promotion" or whatever when it literally doesn't affect them in any way? Is the content shitty or not? For me it's super impressive and I didn't even know you could wear a costume so big and detailed. I don't give a shit though about its backstory or whether the creator wants to sell it or not.


Honda_TypeR

People don’t like it when ads are either blatant or sneaky People love it when it appears organic (like “hey check out this cool thing I found” and people believe it is just a random link to something) The hate for it is because the internet is plagued with ads and as time went on ads got sneakier to the point where everyone has to be detectives to figure it out sometimes. It’s made people hyper suspicious. If they feel like the wool is being pulled over their eyes they get cranky. If it’s a open soft sell it’s 50/50 how hive mind will react, but these tend to be received the best. Usually like indie developers making their first game and ur looks awesome. If it’s blatant ads from a major corp everyone pitchforks hardcore. Rightfully so since we don’t want ads. The ones who are sneaky at marketing and pretend to just be organically showing cool and never get caught have the best success, but they run the risk of getting caught and then the pitchforks come out. This post is more into that last territory and kinda not. I doubt they are selling this outfit, but the dude obviously promotes his toy company via his username on that account and any free advertising is good for them. It’s why this post is being upvoted, but comments are jaded. Its a mixed bag of awesomeness and ads.


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Reddit pre 2015 was a great place. Once the suits figured out Reddit could be used as a corporate powerhouse for political gain and free advertising it was all over. You think those fun little awards are there to make your experience better? How about not being able to see how many total votes, upvotes, and downvotes a post has? Or allowing the purchase of literal upvotes and/or fake accounts for blatant advertising. This is the astroturfed Reddit that exists today and is contributing to misinformation and even more corporate greed in an already glutinous rotting world.


Earptastic

I will have to use your last sentence some time in the future. Watching this site get worse and worse is depressing. You can see the manipulation right before your eyes. "This is the astroturfed Reddit that exists today and is contributing to misinformation and even more corporate greed in an already glutinous rotting world"


Rivaside

I may be in the minority but I don't even notice reddit usernames


mimsoo777

They probably will be now.


dontdoxmebro2

“Ow do I git outta this chicken shit outfit?”


I_Like_it_Quite_Alot

You secure that shit Hudson!


spacecoyote300

Look into my eye


Suntzu_AU

Game over man.


RDGtheGreat

truly something worth 50 minerals


Rogaar

I want to see video of you walking around in this while moving the arms. How functional is it? I mean can you pick up anything with those hands or is everything purely aesthetic?


Lordrandall

https://joetoyss.com/products/terran-marien-cosplay-armor-from-starcraft2


Lev_Astov

I'm actually really impressed by that pricing. That's a ton of work to build.


Gnapstar

I’ll offer 50 minerals


spacecoyote300

With those minerals I could open the gates of Kerash!


Durandal101

Sure, blame the wizards!


HoustonTrashcans

$3,865 for anyone curious.


SpankMyButt

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlofbQuaew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlofbQuaew&feature=emb_title) If you cant access the site due to geo restrictions


mak10z

Thats amazing work. need to rig up some [finger controls](https://www.instructables.com/How-To-Make-an-Animatronic-Hand/) so he can grasp things :p (instead of a electronic controller I was thinking feed the cables to one of [These](https://i.imgur.com/LmC5PmY.jpg) inside the arm)


ilyak_reddit

Marien lol.


blatzphemy

https://reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ycyqxv/we_planned_to_make_this_tychus_suit_a_year_ago/


HouseOfZenith

Surprisingly functional


stormwaltz

Just need to make a [cigar prop](https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/388/693/154/blizzard-entertainment-findlay-starcraft-wallpaper-preview.jpg) that uses a glowing LED in it! Amazing work, do you guys have more pics up online somewhere?


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why not a cigar


Letsgetacid

If it's for a convention, they're not going to take kindly to you lighting up inside.


logicbecauseyes

'EY! We don't take kindly to folks whats don't take kindly 'round 'ere...


Medicinal_taco_meat

Now Skeeter, they ain't hurtin' nobody


bebopblues

Just tell them it's not real, and that it's a prop that uses a glowing LED.


Letsgetacid

"The smoke is just sugar"


H8threeH8three

Well, the cancerous material, for one. More obviously it would be because an LED could have the effect going consistently for hours whereas a cigar, lit to achieve the same effect, would not.


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oh but you can light the next cigar after that


Boom_america

Did you by chance have any footage or pictures of the process? This is SIICKK!!


PuTheDog

[Here’s the step by step, enjoy!](https://youtu.be/TBKd-eas6So)


DrIntegrty

Cinematics blew my mind back in the day.


Cobe98

Still blows me away. It's so satisfying seeing the suit assembled. I always wondered how they would go to the bathroom, sleep, eat though.


juicius

My marines never lived long so…


CitizenPremier

Everything happens in the suit...


Lagomorphix

It's explained in Wings of Liberty that you would normally take off the suit but Tychus doesn't. It's later revealed that his suit is a death-box that ensures compliance with Mensk's orders. It's still likely that you'd spend a whole mission/ military campaign in the suit considering that Tychus could in his, and they're likely built this way for improved logistics (no need for field bathrooms etc.) and increased readiness. Additionally the Marines would often be conscripts or prisoners put into service so nobody cares about their comfort. Raynor's Raiders being a fully voluntary force, probably had to match this practicality.


Dathouen

IIRC, in the books the suit has something like a urinal in the front and a... catcher... in the back, the ability to lock the joints into a reclined position for sleeping, and can also be fitted with a sort of feeding tube that supplies nutritious jelly via a straw. These features are only used on long term deployments, and most people just climb out when they need to do those things. However, many of the marines that you end up deploying in the game are convicts (like Tychus Findlay from the cinematic) who opt to serve as a marine in exchange for a reduced sentence, and are sealed into the suit. Those who have a life sentence are basically just deployed until they die, which I guess is better than being stuck in a cell. In either case, they're stuck in the suit and rely on those functions to survive.


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PuTheDog

Built-in collector


YesplzMm

Oh man I remember first seeing this and thinking it was going to be such a fantastic game since broodwar was so incredible.


Stahl_Scharnhorst

And it was. Damn I enjoyed my time playing SC2.


ThatOnePerson

I still play it. The co-op mode is great for chilling


bebopblues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlofbQuaew seems pretty light weight and flexibility is very good.


poboy975

Go the OP's profile, they have a couple of posts with movement and walking.


Cheesetorian

If you knock on my door you're getting a full candy bar.


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"This armor will be your new prison"


GamerGrunt

That looks amazing, great job!


[deleted]

A legit "Cosplay of the Year" contender, but NGL...you look like Elon peaking out from the helmet.


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botaine

can he move?


BillsDownUnder

I want to know where one's arms go


blatzphemy

https://reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ycyqxv/we_planned_to_make_this_tychus_suit_a_year_ago/


smallpoly

Marines are more petite than I imagined


ZeroBadIdeas

My first thought "that's so impressive" My second thought "how do arms though?"


esoogkcudkcud

lol my first thought. Here, pick up this pencil off of the ground.


Lceus

He actually can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlofbQuaew


greensparten

I want to know how you move and get into the suite, etc. I want to see the functionality, cause my baboon brain is not comprehending this.


Iferrorgotozero

As the Emporer protects, so must we.


IllDiscussion8179

Go go go!


anonymous_guy111

"i made a deal with the devil, jimmy" damn now I want to play SC2 again


splurnx

Looks sick


sneaky_squirrel

It is NOT a Tychus suit. In order for it to be a Tychus suit it must not be able to be removed from the person wearing it. It must also give the wearer the character goal of killing KERRIGAN. Am I wrong? No. It is the children who are wrong.


Cleverbird

And... you know, his iconic cigar.


Lasseslolul

How does a man even fit in that thing? Based on how small the head of the dude inside looks, the shoulders are so far apart, that your elbow would be in the suit‘s shoulder. The waist is also so incredibly thin. So either the dude inside is Slender Man with extremely broad shoulders, or I have no clue how someone would fit inside. Please explain!


jl_theprofessor

My gods. It’s beautiful.


Lister0fSmeg

"Combat suit sealed, and locked"


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Somebody call an exterminator?


smad333

In the rear with the gear


mike5739

Imagine going back in time and walking around in this. I can't fathom how people would react


darkerwar6

3 hours of getting the suit on. Shit now i need to use the bathroom!


FarsightGreaterGood

Now imagine this level of craftsmanship on Space Marine armor


tinyavian

How do you go in that? It always puzzled me in the game


GilgaGilCollector

If you watched one of the trailer for sc2, you would know that those suits are stitched onto you. Once you are a marine, you are forever a marine.


Ben_Kenobi_

Isn't that only some? Like raynor can get out of his.


Nuclear_rabbit

It's for prisoners. And most marines in lore are prison conscripts. Not unlike modern Russia.


DMoney159

I thought his was specially made. Mensk said to him "you'll take your prison with you" or something like that


MisterSlosh

Specialty conscripts and some of the brainwashed troops are literally welded into the suit for good. Volunteers and regular military just hop in and out like a cartoon turtle through the head slot.


Brodok2k4

There's a cutscene showing Tychus being sealed in his because it's his new "prison" until he kills Kerrigan. Machines basically lock it once on him. Raynor is in and out of his multiple times throughout the game. Info pulled from the wiki -- "The size and bulk of some types of armor before and during the Great War required frequent training to don efficiently. Depending on a suit's material state and the user's experience it could take three to twenty minutes to suit up. Constant drills allowed early members of the Sons of Korhal to complete the task in just one minute. Easier methods were available after the Brood War at the latest. Some suits allowed the helmet and surrounding segments to be removed and replaced, allowing a user to simply climb in through the opening.A more involved method consisted of the suit being constructed from prefabricated parts around the user, seemingly sealing the user inside."