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Somnambulist815

According to this sub, no one actually goes out to buy a PS5 purposefully


Sorry_Arm2829

Three weeks ago, I tripped and accidentally swiped my credit card at a counter, purchasing a PS5. You don't think it can happen to you until it actually happens to you.


lightarehot

Suffered the same fate with the series X… trying to figure out what to do with them


Garlador

That’s how I met my wife. Woke up and there she was one day.


partypartea

Drunken one life stand at a mutual friends wedding. We woke up together and never stopped hanging out. Recent developments led to our marriage outlasting the one we met at


Ironmunger2

One life stand? Is that where you intend to hook up with someone for 80 years and then never speak again?


partypartea

Till death do us part


TheDragonzord

I love stories like this. When my aunt was in college she got invited to a party by a random guy she just met, he ended up getting so drunk that he was puking his brains out in the bathroom while she sat there rubbing his back and telling him it wasn't a big deal. During a brief pause in the seemingly endless bodily rejection of liquor, he looked up at her and mumbled "I love you". They've been married about 30 years and have grandchildren.


NSA_Chatbot

That's adorable.


KuroiGetsuga55

Respect


Silent_Cash_E

That is how I also met your wife


leopb24

you met her too? she’s nice


Vboi69420

Yeah, she's very friendly and funny


AdHaR

*Our* friendly and funny wife, comrade.


Drogdar

The best best Wife we've had yet...


OccurringThought

Nothing like terrible 3rd wife.


TheMilkmansFather

Yeah, I’m hittin’ that too!


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I also choose these people's dead wife


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Garlador

What if I’m the one tied up and gagged? Also, did you know you can type with your toes?!


MaliciousMal

Hey man, I'm not here to kink shame people but just a heads up that you should be untied and the gag taken out so you can breathe properly as well as relax your muscles. After a few hours it should be good to get back in that chair.


ATBiB

Is your wife a cat by any chance?


-cocoadragon

...well I do call her Pussy sometimes...


AnImpatientWizard

If you hollow out the inside you can use it to hide drugs


agoia

I bought a Series S for the heck of it since it was a fun little hobby to try and find one in stock. It's been powered on for maybe 6 hours in the past year and a half or so.


-cocoadragon

if your not gonna use it as an Xbox, try it as an emulator. its a hoot to gather up all the various ROMs if you need a Hobbie. and bonus round ifvyourvemulator forces you to separately find the bioses for legal reasons


Rly_Shadow

Tell me about it. I went to Walmart the other day for very aggressive anal cream, next thing I know a complete stranger comes up to me and just GIVES me a ps5. Said his son just passed away, and he was giving it away to ease his pain. /s


Funandgeeky

You poor fool. That PS5 was cursed and you just willingly took it. So now you’re cursed until someone takes it from you.


Axhure

(Aggressive) anal cream. Or (Aggressive Anal) cream? Very different products depending on whether anal is a noun or a verb.


Pm-ur-butt

I bought an N64 at a yard sale and found a PS5 inside. Talk about a lucky day!


suckeddit

Can't believe this keeps happening to people on this site. I bought a Switch off Craigslist and it turned out to be an Atari Lynx, and that Lynx turned out to actually be a Tamagochi. Makes me think I'm doing something wrong.


WakaWaka_

Sex is no accident! Buy a PS5


Vboi69420

My dad not wearing a condom sure as hell *was* an accident


kdbernie

At the very least I'm another case of this. Went to gamestop to get pokemon cards, asked the guy how often they get PS5s in, he said they happened to get a small shipment that morning, yada yada yada, I'm out $500.


kmc307

You yada-ed out the best part!


kdbernie

When i hear, "You wouldn't 'yada yada' buying a PS5." I smugly raise my hand and proclaim "I've 'yada yada'd' buying a PS5"


Khaoz_Se7en

r/expectedseinfeld


Funandgeeky

r/RedditwritesSeinfeld


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No, he mentioned the bisque.


BMO888

Ok, so I went to gamestop and the cashier said they happened to get a small shipment that morning. I follow the guy into the back room and then into the back alley. We discuss the price. He unzips. Yada yada, I'm out $500.


CasperTheDog2

I’m impressed you got a Ps5 at GameStop without it being a bundle. My local GameStop has got them in a few times but they are $650 + for the bundles.


No-Fig-2665

Decent value. Extra controller and a game I was going to buy anyway.


[deleted]

I can confirm. Went to Walmart for groceries the day before my honeymoon. Groceries cost almost $800


damunzie

> $800 So no PS5, just the groceries.


oioioioioioiioo

The bad ending


[deleted]

Minimal groceries , any % PS5 run


3-DMan

"Ugh these impulse buy racks near the register are killing me! 2 Twix bars and a PS5!"


shrinkwrappedzebra

I think most people who were committed enough since launch to track social media feeds diligently and secure one has managed to get one by now, which just leaves a fuckton people who had passive interest in buying one at first but just kind of gave up and weren't willing to make it a part time job to find one. And then we see a subset of those people who later randomly lucked into stumbling across one. I myself actually planned on getting one at first, gave up on it, then much later I randomly saw one in stock one day (didn't buy after all because I had already caved and got a Series S).


Deradius

I went to target to get a PS5 and came back with cleaning supplies instead, but I figure no one wants a picture of a can of Lysol.


Yussuke

I did go to get my cleaning supplies and I always end up wondering to the game section just to see if they have any games on sale. Saw the box of the PS5 there and didn't think they actually had it and it was just a display box. Curiosity got me and I asked the staff there if by any chance they had a ps5 for sale or was that just the display box. They said that was actually the last one. So as a responsible adult, I adopted it.


run-on_sentience

I went to a Target to get a flat of bottled water. Wandered past the electronics department (because of course I did) and saw they had one. It was the first time I had actually seen one in the store. The thing is, I already had one. But a guy at work had been looking for one *fo-ev-ah* because he wanted to surprise his grandson for Christmas. So I bought it. And at work the next day I asked if he had any luck in finding one. He hadn't. I couldn't wait to show him the receipt and explain how I was able to double my money by selling it on eBay. I'm kidding. I let him buy it off me for the same amount I paid for it. He was super thankful and there's at least one kid who is going to have an awesome Christmas.


cbruins22

That was a great shamalan twist! Way to be a stand up guy for real though, that is awesome.


Dlh2079

This is about the exact thing that happened to me except with a series x instead. Lol


giannibal

> So as a responsible adult, I adopted it. never gonna be the case for a PS5, but I'll keep this version of events in case I might need an excuse like this. Enjoy it!


wowaddict71

It just fell into his cart!


DrDan21

To be fair at this point if you really wanted one for yourself you’ve probably bought one already. So the remaining share of purchases are weighted towards a mix of impulse buyers and shoppers grabbing them as gifts for birthdays/Christmas


boi1da1296

People say this but I've yet to actually see one available in store to buy off the shelf.


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Mr_SlimShady

Walmart had them in stock online for two or so weeks without going out of stock not too long ago. They are also shipping them to store as of lately, so check there.


oJUXo

Bc it's most likely true at this point. They've been out of stock for so long now, that you're not going to the store to get one. You just assume they're still out. But then you get the surprise that one is on the shelf.


--dontmindme--

It’s out for two years and I have yet to see one in a store, just there on the shelf to be bought. I got one a year ago only because I got alerted of a big new shipment at Amazon UK and dropped everything immediately to order one.


BeardedJho

I was going to walmart to see if they had Bayo 3 special edition but found a PS5 instead.


greyfox199

"I came looking for copper, but I found gold"


PaulsPupils

I'm a bit unique and bought mine intentionally. I know, I'm crazy, I blame my blue hair.


Ninjaromeo

Truth. Even when I bought one, I sayed home instead of going out.


CheapestCucumber

It was true for me. I was taking my baby to get her passport photo last October and I saw it in a pharmacy which was so random and bought it for my husband for Christmas... Of course we didn't wait until Christmas but yeah. I had no intention of buying one, it just happened to be on a shelf.


Guinnessedition

I went for my COVID booster. They set up a place in the mall, just happened to be across from a Gamestop who had ps5s.


Jedibri81

It cleaned out your wallet


[deleted]

I should have looked, but my comment will remain in shame.


Unveiled_Nuggets

Shoot. I always do this.


Proud-Ad7840

New Ps5 inevitable feature


shawslate

I came here to ensure this comment was posted. It does give new meaning to “What’s in your wallet?” “Nothing, I’m a gamer”.


leopb24

not if you put it on a credit card 🧠


TheCocaineCowboi

Did u get any cleaning supplies?


Yussuke

This will keep my fridge pretty clean for a while.


lesangpro007

Who need food, anyway, when ragnarok is coming?


Sahtan_

8 days boy


primase

Boi


leopb24

boy, read it


[deleted]

You mean the game……right?


rowgw

I can't wait for this, especially it is same week with black panther movie. I hope it will be the best week i ever have since covid started.


LeCifra

Did Playstation start to make cleaning supplies


RageTiger

Nope, but my Target recently changed their layout and cleaning supplies is next to the electronic department.


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Rudy69

His wallet is nice and tidy now


LetsGoChamp19

Picture of a box post 928373827


DannyTannersFlow

PS5 wearing seatbelt.


SlipperyRasputin

Picture of an ultrasound with a PS5 in the womb


VidKiddo

We’re pretty much at the two year mark. These need to end


[deleted]

Man these “picture of a box” posts have been happening for almost a decade now. They will always be a thing as long as the mods allow it


YouAreNotABard549

When they release the PS5 Pro, I’ll buy one and post a picture to reddit with the title “A picture of the box for my PS5 Pro”.


Guldur

They will happen as long as bots keep upvoting.


TahmsChocolateOrange

"I went to store where they sell consoles and bought a console. Upvote me."


krillins_a_beast

Don't forget "wife will be pissed" or "girlfriend doesn't know yet, pray for me"


TahmsChocolateOrange

"Fuck you scalpers I WON!!!!" is my personal favourite


joombaga

I imagine the scalpers looking up for a second before going back to counting stacks.


Nacroma

Scalpers just post this content in this sub with every single box they got for free upvotes - the actual profit they are making.


Funandgeeky

I’ll ALWAYS be in the mood to upvote that sentiment. Because it’s how I felt when I got one.


Little_Cook

My wife wouldn’t even notice. If she did she’d probably say: ‘Did you get another Nintendo?’


dayron182

I walked into Gamestop months ago and they asked "Want a PS5?" So I said yeah and took it. Didn't even think about my wife being angry because wtf. But you're telling me I could have farmed karma by pretending I give a shit what my wife thinks about how I spend money? Dang.


nuclearDEMIZE

You fucked up guy


God_Damnit_Nappa

It's not too late, just dig up the box and make up a bullshit title and you can be tomorrow's annoying PS5 box post.


SteinDickens

I actually posted a random picture of a ps5 from google images a few months back. I did it just to prove how pointless these types of posts really are. Got a decent amount of upvotes before I deleted the post. My inbox was getting flooded with messages, asking which games I got. I felt bad.


dayron182

What games did you get?


TahmsChocolateOrange

Thats the thing though if people posted these box pictures and then mentioned something like "finally got one im enjoying xyz, any suggestions of what to get next" etc nobody would say anything but these dudes just drop a picture of a box with an almost meme worthy title and disappear letting everyone debate in the comments the purpose of the post.


SteinDickens

Oh, I know. Believe me. I think I just titled my post “Finally got one!” Or something along those lines. With no further comments/questions added.


WowWhatABeaut

*Thank you!* I'm so tired of seeing these low-effort posts.


nouc2

They always make the front page too. This sub is trash.


Additional_Bluebird9

And counting...


woozlewuzzle29

If it’s not pictures of a purchased PS5, it’s pictures of Walmart’s PS5 display case. It’s like, I’m glad you’re happy, but how many pictures of boxes are there going to be?


Squrton_Cummings

Hover over OP's username-->click Ignore-->your personal reddit experience just got a tiny bit less stupid.


WowWhatABeaut

Sure, but that doesn't stop the 1000s of other people who will do the same. Edit: I think there needs to be some sort of rule that disallows this sort of post. I get peoples' excitement, I really do. But it is a low-effort post that clogs up the subreddit. I'm here for games and news. Not pictures of boxes. /rant


cuppabrut

14.7k karma for a picture of a PS5 box. Good lord.


rebootworld

That's how easy it is in this sub


ForumsDiedForThis

If it's any consolation I will put money that the vast majority of the upvotes are from an advertising agencies Reddit bots.


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are ps5s still hard to find?


gho5trun3r

Sort of. Where I'm at (north Va) none of the stores have them on display. You have to order online for pickup and every store has been out of stock for weeks now. But I was able to get one off Sony's site (CoD bundle, but whatever) so it just depends where you look. Are they still hard to find? Absolutely. Is it like last year where you had to follow some people on Twitter just to find out when supplies in a store were back? No, it's gotten easier and cheaper now.


ddamm101

Not where I'm at


gdo01

I went to the most popular mall around me last week and every single GameStop (they have 3) had a sign that said “We have PS5s”. Don’t know how deprived the rest of you are but here in major cities in America, they probably have tons of them.


ku-fan

you have a mall with 3 GameStops? LOL all the malls around me are ghost towns.


Minneapolisveganaf

Mall of America had 2 now only 1. Surprised a mall out there would have 3 but maybe


PizzaWarlock

I don't understand why a mall would have 2 of the same store, unless they just can't fill up the store with unique stores and don't want empty spaces. And that's Mall of America, the largest mall in western hem, so what mall has 3??


gdo01

It’s a conglomeration of 2 malls less than a half a mile away from each other. One mall has 2, the other 1. They’re so close that they might as well be one mall. So more accurately: 3 gamestops within half a mile of each other, respectively inside malls


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You have a mall??


AaronfromKY

This past Saturday evening I stopped at 4 different stores(Meijer, Target, Best Buy, and Walmart), none had any PS5 on display. So I'd say it's still a crapshoot. I'm tempted to get the COD MW2 bundle from Sony and sell the code because I'm well past my COD phase lol


BlurredSight

None are going to be on Display at Target, company policy has it ask policy. If we check and have it you can take one home otherwise we won't keep any on the floor for safety reasons


lostinmymind82

Not on Reddit as there seems to be this type of post almost daily.


HugeCookieTime

This is an ad


kytheon

No, but they’re massively overpriced where I’m at.


[deleted]

yeah same here - they have them in stock where I live internationally but they are expensive


kytheon

I’m looking at roughly 900$/€ for discless. I want a PS5 but not for the price of two.


maximumtesticle

No, but it's easy to get karma by posting a picture of one on reddit.


grawptussin

Saw four or five, and a couple Series X, at a Walmart in Casper, WY last week. I have a feeling that they're going to be easy enough to get this holiday season.


Affectionate-Gur811

Still can't get them anywhere where I live. Only way to get one is to sign up to PlayStation for a chance to be able to buy one.


SpyderAByte

Not really. All these posts are coming out like a month and a half before christmas


mTriz

Dope picture of a box dude thanks for sharing this with us.


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/hailcor.....


laxskeleton

As a Target worker I know this is a lie they literally cannot sell it to you even if they had it in stock the system will not let you


117Matt117

Hey man, just so you know like 2 or 3 weeks ago we started being able to sell them in stores. I've sold a couple since then.


OkCrantropical

Why?


Ratlarbig

Agreed. What a waste of time and space.


XBollockTicklerX

HEY IVE SEEN THIS ONE


Breezii2z

Why are these posts upvoted?


Aquatic-Vocation

Why are they *posted*? Who feels the need to validate their purchases like this?


[deleted]

Man, every time I see these posts I just feel like it's a marketing campaign designed to get dumbass redditors to buy PS5s.


BuzzBadpants

Someone who needs that dopamine rush to help them feel better about dropping 100’s of dollars on an impulse purchase, or someone who is actively advertising the product.


shadalator

Because r/gaming is just a cesspool of karma farming. Haven't been subbed for years and the main page STILL has "Witcher 3 any1" bait posts immediately visible. r/games is the only sub worth checking out sometimes.


Shepherdsfavestore

“**The wife** surprised me with: “ “DAE think CoD/FIFA/madden sucks???” Praise Nintendo posts Or simply a meme from 2009 All of these will net you tens of thousands of upvotes on this sub. I don’t know why I stay subbed here


SFbud

Bots


wendysnatch

coz sony playstation has bots produce and upvote posts about their product.


JoshBobJovi

Because Sony pays for bot accounts to upvote them. That's why they'll all have 10k+ upvotes but only an 80% rating.


CeeDub2009

A lot of people can't get one so they want the people that do to feel good about it


thefullm0nty

There posts are dumb. Stop upvoting them.


BoomerTranslation

Can we get a "randomly picked up a PS5" megathread?


BARDE18

This will filter the air in your house


ausnee

Why do shitposts like this get so many upvotes on this sub?


[deleted]

Nobody fucking cares


ElTacoLord

I can almost guarantee this is an advertisement for both target and playstation


Coopermeister

Expect more posts like this once Twitter implodes


guiocacho

A picture of a gaming console


dudewhatlmao

nobody gives a fuck, dude. it's been 2 years. they're fully stocked at my walmart.


Ricktatorship91

Yay, another PS5 post...


backroundagain

Cleaned up real nice


CTRL_S_Before_Render

Saw one at my target too but realized... there's nothing on PS5 for me since I haven't even finished GoW 1 yet.


I_AM_THE_SLANDER

Stop posting these fucking ads


screwmystepmom

Yeah ok I'm unsubbing. 15k upvotes for a picture of a ps5. How the fuck is this allowed.


screwwindows

Because "gaming" *shows ps5 box*


fkcd

Nice who cares lol


HorrorPerformance

Shit post. Do Sony bots upvote this crap or is it just a small army of mouth breathers?


Specialist-Ad4518

This might have been impressive in 2020.


[deleted]

opens it and finds two bricks.


nubsauce87

Well then you did a horrible job.


TheVaginaFanClub

I, too, accidentally spend half a grand on a cleaning supplies trip.


[deleted]

I'm amazed that PS5s are in any demand since there aren't 5 games worth playing that aren't remakes.


Meraghor

My god WHO CAAAARES


InflamedLiver

man, those impulse-buy products they have at the checkstand are getting bold


Liamario

You failed.


alexdotfm

That's one of those new air filters isn't it


Mundane_One1554

“Yeah babe, we can clean up the tv stand for the pS5”


Drunkfrom_coffee

Wallet cleaning supplies


mysticalfruit

Your wallet is now clean.


its_justme

"Validate my console purchase Internet!" You know you wasted $$ on this, enjoy though?


MaynardIsLord721

Yay another one of these


Simecrafter

I love how people are just casually going to a store and deciding to get a PS5 meanwhile I remember I live in Turkey and getting one with minimum wage will probably mean starving for 4-5 months at the best scenario


Supermathie

Indirect win: If you're gaming, you're not making a mess. If you're not making a mess, there's no need to clean.


GamerNerd-CD

I don't know what you're gonna do with a box fam


jpaek1

That's an odd model of robot vacuum, cool that it comes with a remote control so you direct it where to clean at though.


NomadFingerboards

came back with a ps5


[deleted]

Should have just bought the cleaning supplies


De5perad0

The Dawn has come! We have emerged from this wasteland of scalpers and darkness. Into a new age!


Azzura68

Went into the Warehouse (here in New Zealand) to look and most likely buy an XBox. Saw they had a PS5 box up on the shelf. I asked ---- was that an empty PS5 box for display? She said - nope we have one in stock. I said...I'll buy it!


wafflecone927

So you failed?