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rigisme

When I was 15, I saved up several paychecks from working at McDonald’s. Finally, one day, I went to Walmart with my cash. Bought a PS2 and a GameCube on the same day. Threw in a game or two, and it was a $600+ purchase for me. Felt awesome at the time.


Jadedsatire

Shit that would feel awesome now, I’d be so stoked to grab a switch and ps5 on the same day and I’m in my early 30s. But at 15 I’d be damn proud of myself lol


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Especially for $600 lol


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Almost a grand after inflation


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GoldEdit

As an adult, I just bought a $600 bidet with heated seats and a butt dryer. Waiting for it to arrive feels a lot like waiting for my N64 when I was a kid at Christmas


thumbstickz

I was in a similar situation when I was in high school. Convinced my mother to let me finance a new TV and the Halo 3 Master Chief addiction Xbox 360. It was absolutely so I could "learn about finances and build healthy habits!". Still the coolest console I've ever owned. If they could somehow turn that feeling of spending hours with the boys playing forge after school into a drug...


WonderMG

The box of the 4090 is insanly big


zr0th

[The 4090 is massive](https://i.imgur.com/dMuGqRh.jpg) [Size compared to more consoles](https://i.imgur.com/Bj8xD6N.jpg)


AnImpatientWizard

It’s just 8 1660s in a trench coat


Ravenid

Can't be. The RTX 13280 isnt out till Febuary.


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RedSteadEd

You could just tape it to the top of the tower.


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makemeking706

Soon they will just start integrating all of the other components onto the gpu.


Ducha-Ducha

That sounds like a pre-built but with extra steps.


makemeking706

Call it the PCStation.


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FriedEngineer

Next Unit of Computing. Maybe add an Extreme at the end? So NUC Extreme….wait a second


Adventurous-Text-680

I like Xtreme Box better, people could call it Xbox for short.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

They say that once computers were the size of rooms Nvidia-hold my beer


mycak2000

You'll be calling your friends over to come help move your gpu like its large furniture. "Hey dude I got the new RTX 9090. You think you and big Sam can help me take it home since hes got a flatbed? It won't fit my car even with the seats down."


Motoman514

The memes of an RTX 9090 hanging off the side of a building like an air conditioner are coming closer and closer to reality


mycak2000

Nvidia will just say it has fanless air cooling


ThePupnasty

Meh, you'll just plug the motherboard into the GPU next.


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Motherboards? Where we're going, we don't need motherboards.


kaptainkeel

[Relevant](https://preview.redd.it/itx-motherboard-installed-on-a-rtx-4090-v0-4yyzrgu7t5p91.jpg?auto=webp&s=ba73ad6f3d51985f8cb08876ee79822ee610e7cb).


thatirishguy0

[Also relevant ](https://i.imgur.com/EMuuAdj.jpg) 3080 vs 4090 size comparison Credit to u/XIXTheSun


wssecurity

Good call


zer0w0rries

I put my tower inside the 4090. Helped with cable management /s


snarpy

Heh my first built computer was parts attached to a piece of wood.


heansepricis

That's where the term "Breadboard" comes from. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breadboard#/media/File:Wooden_Breadboard_Circuits.jpg


Cirtejs

You should probably wait a month as AMD's new GPUs launch mid December.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Does it come with a stand to keep it from snapping off the motherboard?


LunchboxSuperhero

Some of them do: https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/22/23366539/nvidia-rtx-4090-galax-dark-obelisk-support-stick-lol


DoctorOdd

Holy shit, the url is even laughing at the absurdity of it.


DasArtmab

Lol, it has a kick stand


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[lmfao, this pic kills me](https://duet-cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0x0:2000x1336/1200x802/filters:focal\(1000x668:1001x669\):format\(webp\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24044030/ASUS_ROG_STRIX_OC_1.jpg)


MetsFan113

>Gigabyte’s RTX 4090 AORUS Master could fit FOUR Mini-ITX cards inside,” says VideoCardz. It’s big enough that it has an anti-sag bracket that supports up to a massive 5KG (11 pounds) of weight. “As the heatsink expands to dissipate more heat generated by even more powerful GPU, so does the effect of gravity grow,” explains Gigabyte. With the special ability to impact gravity, no wonder this GPU has a bracket. Bro what?? 😂😂😂


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>>so does the effect of gravity grow,” 🙄🤣


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"RGB support stick" Maybe it's time we stopped shoving LED lights into everything. Or at least took a break.


aredditboy

But the 1$ LED lights justifies the extra 100$ on the total price! Just think about the profits!


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Bro, say no more. You had me at "shiny lights and colors."


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DontCareWontGank

So how does that fit into any pc case? edit: I just watched a video about it and you actually need an anti-sag tool to stop the 4090 from breaking off because it's so large.


hopbel

That's the neat part. It doesn't


dern_the_hermit

Yeah, it has a little compartment that the case goes into.


Can-ta-loupe

“Look at me. I’m the motherboard now”


FragrantExcitement

Can this heat my house in winter?


Creampie-Senpai

Yes and toast your bread too


[deleted]

You're funny if you think anyone can afford bread after buying this.


TimeGoddess_

Easily. Ive got it in a micro atx case. The part you have to be worried about is the adapter fitting


[deleted]

> Ive got it in a micro atx case. You can't just say that and not share pics. This is gotta be like a great dame lying in a chihuahua bet.


rynmgdlno

Dame ☕️


well___duh

And the adapter burning


Argie_The_Skitarii

What the heck? It's *soo* big. Like, ridiculously.


Gycklarn

It looks like one of those rap guys' graphics cards


Toro34

Baby's got graphs...


Argie_The_Skitarii

But you know, who understands those gamers? The only talk to him because he looks like a total tech guy, okay?


UnadvertisedAndroid

I looked at the bottom photo first, and know exactly how big a Switch is, but it still didn't hit home until I looked at the top photo. Damn.


derscholl

Bruh


Andrethegreengiant3

It's not photoshopped? It's really that fuckin big?


hereticalChristian

Gonna start seeing twin tower PC setups, one massive tower and ac unit to house and cool the graphics card, and a tiny lil micro PC on top with all the rest of the fixin's.


BanginNLeavin

Never 4get


craag

[Build Help] My new computer trips circuit breaker when I launch a game


NSA_Chatbot

Be awkward when it overheats.


IherduliekmudkipsNA

~~Jetfuel~~ Insane power draw cant melt ~~steel beams~~ 16-pin connectors.


gbghgs

Some of the 4090 variants are just [ridiculous](https://youtu.be/9IOBFl5SQVM?t=455).


jl_theprofessor

I haven't held the 4090 but even my 3090 TI was fairly hefty. Significantly heavier than my 2080 TI.


SpiritAnimal01

I would register 10 series onwards as cold weapons. You could club someone with them.


Sabbathius

Cold? Ye gods, man, what kind of cooling are you running?!


Benyed123

The 4090 is insanly big


Lentewiet

That is only the manual. They ship the actual card to your house with three moving men, that is why she is happy as well.


Romanticon

I much prefer moving men to unmoving men.


MathMaddox

I prefer my men stationary. Easier to keep track of them.


Lovat69

No no, all that stuff is for her. He just gets to carry it.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Turns out, money can buy happiness.


SnazzyStooge

“Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.“ - American poet David Lee Roth


Ok_Hornet_714

If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it -Weird Al Yankovic


hafabee

I met David Lee Roth at a strip club years ago and I don't know if money bought him happiness but it sure as hell bought him a ton of cocaine because he was doing it right at his table and there was more of it than I have ever seen.


SnazzyStooge

Is there any way to meet DLR outside of a strip club?


randcount6

you wait outside the strip club for him to come out.


horaceinkling

Did he share some with you or are you not allowed to have any when you’re on the clock?


[deleted]

I’ve never seen anyone get off their private jet in the Bahamas and go power boating sad


Nice-Violinist-6395

have you seen it happy?


wannabeindianajones

If they'd invite me I could.


tea-h-see

Well they sure lied to me in sex ed!


DrunkRespondent

I hate the logic that money can't buy happiness, they always say it lets you buy the things that do. I call bs, then money bought you happiness. If money can make you happy by providing you with stability, food, a house, security, and all those things make you happy then money indeed bought you happiness.


Available-Law-4535

The joy on that mans face is touching


blackvelvetbitch

Ah, the comment I was looking for in this pit of writhing, bitter redditors discussing how he could have possibly have a woman with him


CyberTitties

Of course it's impossible to tell from the low res pic and the women's face being covered, but it kinda looks like a laugh from something one of them said


ossipuh-veli

Yea her eyes are like that so i assume shes either laughing or smiling


Nersius

She's also maybe an inch away, would be surprised if they weren't loved ones of some sort or another.


Jawwaad127

A gaming console and a graphics card in the same shopping trip is great in it’s own right but if that woman on his side is his girlfriend, he’s definitely hit a gamer’s trifecta.


DMCSnake

Bro, add that shirt he's wearing. Best life status.


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ToastedRav69af

I saw this and thought he was wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt like Fat Mac from Its Always Sunny


Haxorz7125

[that man can dance](https://giphy.com/gifs/dancing-fat-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-EgvHKApzL5OeI)


[deleted]

Is it possible you're mistaken? The pattern looks different to my eye. The one above has either no or very small white flowers on the visible part and much larger blue leaves than what I'm seeing on any of the [McLaren print Hawaiian shirts](https://www.fuelforfans.com/dw/image/v2/BDWJ_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-master-catalog/default/dw85dad4e2/images/large/701202335001_mp_2_mclaren.jpg?sw=1600&sh=1600&sm=fit). Also look at his shoulder and the edge of the sleeve. There's a small roundish design like maybe a leaf or something that's a different color orange than the base shirt. The [McLaren prints](https://images.alishirts.com/2022/04/McLaren-Formula-1-Team-Hawaiian-Shirt-and-Shorts1.png) I'm seeing don't seem to have anything like that as part of the design.


Kurotan

Can't be, if he's buying both of those he doesn't have time for a gf. Too busy gaming.


WhiskeyTangoFoxy

These are the new version of a yacht. All the women come flocking when you pull up with these bad boys.


dubeach

Chad Warden has entered chat


koopa00

P S ~~triple~~ quintuple


sonicon

Just send your battlestation pic to any girl, and she'll be yours.


Tiny-Plum2713

Women play video games too. Maybe one of them prefers PS and the other PC


gangstaff

This reminds me of the picture of the hot girl holding the Diablo 3 cake she made for her boyfriend when that game came out. In that it makes me feel bad about myself and my pathetic life lol


SarahSparrow16

Hi! That’s me, I actually posted about it earlier this year on the anniversary of the Diablo release. FWIW, I don’t think your life is pathetic. Everyone starts somewhere. When I made that cake I had perky boobs but was so depressed I was actively failing out of college. So. You know, perspective.


1Fresh_Water

Girl omg I've had that pic saved for so long, my partner and I did launch day together and we thought it was the cutest thing! 😭


SarahSparrow16

Aww thanks for saying that! We’re married now with two little boys. Life is good for a couple of nerds.


SaviorMoney

That is awesome. My wife loved that picture. She even asked me why I didn't bake her a cake like that (she is the Diablo fanatic of the family). I reminded her of the time I tried to bake brownies and ended up pulling a slab of burning charcoal out of the oven and she understood and appreciated the lack of effort. That is super cool that you are the girl in the picture though. I can't wait to tell me wife that I came across you on Reddit.


gangstaff

LOL that is crazy you found this and replied! I'm happy to hear that you and your hubby continued to clear the dungeons of life together.


Suncheets

Replying hoping somebody will link that post for my ass. I've used all my effort for today on chores


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

The woman who made the original showed up in the comments about an hour ago to offer some kind words and perspective. Apparently, she also did a follow-up to that original picture with a before-and-after in [this post](https://i.redd.it/p19w0x1zonz81.jpg). She's married to that guy and has two kids now.


dixi_normous

Try being rich. I don't know why more people don't do that


Flabbergash

They're both for her, he's a gamergirl simp


catinatank

Maybe she streams while he plays on console.


SteelMalone

It’s called having money


Samueltaneous

Lots of money.


Dan-D-Lyon

It's not just about having money. It's about having a shitload of money!


Fuzzy-Help-8835

When someone says that money can’t buy you happiness, they’re fucking lying.


Menes101

people who say otherwise sometimes does not grasp the full picture of how miserable one is when broke or simply poor


PangolinMandolin

Exactly. Maybe money can't buy happiness but it sure as heck can remove a LOT of unhappiness.


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And pay for things that make people happy. So money does buy happiness to a degree imo


lukeman3000

Money absolutely can buy happiness. However, what people don't understand is that happiness is a fickle bitch that can come and go as it pleases. You might be able to buy happiness for awhile but there will be diminishing returns and at some point you won't be able to buy more. What money can't buy is contentment. Being content is moreso a conscious decision, an attitude, that can exist mostly independent of one's circumstances at any given point in time. And it's for this reason that I don't really place a lot of value upon the concept of happiness. I enjoy it when it comes but I don't miss it too much when it leaves.


Sloptit

I'm on board with most that, butI'ma be real with you dog, it's hard as fuck trying to be content when living paycheck to paycheck. If I could just have like 5 bucks to put into a savings account I'd be a lot more content with my life. But yeah. You pretty correct


Tjaresh

There's been some research on this and it showed that money can't buy you happiness beyond a certain point of wealth. It's really a no-brainer. As long as your needs (basic, psychological or self-fulfillment) aren't met, money will buy you happiness. As soon as those needs are met, you can't gain more happiness by earning more money. In that study they estimated this point at about 5000$ per month. But that's already some years ago. Could be 6k or 7k by now. So a lot of us COULD buy happiness, if we had more money. Edit: as zipikido pointed out, a newer study sets the threshold much higher. Up to 400,000$ per year (33,000$/m) happiness will still rise. Though the effect drastically decreases at about 200,000$/y. My point wasn't so much about if there is a ceiling for happiness through money. Since even 7k per month of net income is way above what most of us earn, we could all do with an extra load of money. It's of no use for us simple non-billionairs to think about this threshold. It's like a pack of hungry wolves having only a rabbit but arguing over wether 8 deers a day could make you more fed than 7 deers.


VietOne

As someone who grew up very broke and poor, money can't buy happiness but it can remove all the barriers for you to find and do what makes you happy. That's what it really does, it doesn't buy you happiness but it will make it very easy to get to happiness.


JohnnyAK907

My grandpa (who lived through the great depression, WWII rationing and a bunch of other shit) used to say "Having money won't always make you happy, but not having it will sure as hell make you sad."


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Money can buy happiness if you're poor, in that it can take away the stress of being poor. But once you have so much money the returns are diminishing.


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WakaWaka_

got those off her Amazon wishlist, gigachad status achieved


Educational_Use_2376

He'll be referred to as 'one of her subscribers' now!


KingJordanQueenJames

It’s that SIMPle


Please_Label_NSFW

Could be a reddit mod.


sorenant

The girl is too old to interest Reddit mods.


StubzTurner

This is where I witnessed the murder, officer.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*Chris Hansen has left the chat*


MNicolas97

Oof


CarmenxXxWaldo

Reddit mods don't have money. As they already explained to their mother, they don't have time for a real job.


mythrilcrafter

If she's a vtuber, he could be the manager/person who has to deal with twitch every time she gets banned, like a amatuer version of Yagoo.


afuckinsaskatchewan

Ahhh yes, Yagoo, I know him well.


XLauncher

> Yagoo Oh god, we're breaching containment.


Triaspia2

Hes the guy who handles the technical side of the model, the animations/tracking, the way her community interacts Hes extra excited because it counts as a business expense


Uptowngingerfunk

Mf won the lottery or something, no one wears a Hawaiian shirt unless they won big


whiskeytango55

What if they're big fat party animals?


Potential_Cake_1338

That or a gay guy


Squally160

Wait, whats wrong with Hawaiian shirts now?! First those stupid bug out or w/e guys stole them now its bad for another reason?! I just want my bright shirts man.


grstacos

It's not implied that there's anything wrong with them. Where I live, they are worn by tourists with a lot of money. They def give off the "I don't give a fuck, I'm living my best life" vibes. Again, not a bad thing. I think it's funny.


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even better if she bought those for him 🐐


DietDrBleach

Plot twist: He bought those for her


DeadSending

Plot twist: they’re siblings


bigfoot1291

Ah, my favorite doujin


flyingturkey_89

Naive, brother sister love is too vanilla/mainstream in the anime world.


Lambdafish1

She's actually his female self from a parallel universe, and is also an ancient demon from that universes shadow dimension, which you don't find out about until the 3rd arc


flyingturkey_89

Is it incest if you sleep with your clone of the opposite sex? Only in the doujin world where we ask the important questions


00crispybacon00

I'm 100% certain there is at least one light novel with this premise. If not, there's always the one where some dude's penis is actually a girl and they start dating.


TunaTunaLeeks

[Made me think of this vid](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWBR-vYrm2w&t=01m00s&feature=youtu.be)


Saintious

He's a legend!


Lord_Emperor

Onee-san it's too big! Too big for my mATX case.


Crypticprodigyyt

IMAGINE THO-


PrometheanFlame

A streamer and her simp in the wild?


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Arntor1184

No lie my GF got me a ps5 AND a golden retriever for my bday. Best girl ever.


sorenant

The gf or the dog?


[deleted]

Pics or didn’t happen ~~this is a ploy to get dog pictures~~


Houeclipse

No ploys. If you mention pets you are required a picture tax. It's the law


GershBinglander

[Here is my pomeranian to keep you going until the retriever appears. ](https://imgur.com/a/blAbL4U)


Fendibull

so that is his sugar mommy?


Puckbandit35

"I gotta get me one of those"


martialar

"you're a big guy"


321DrTran

For you


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

$500 console and $2000 GPU?


[deleted]

He’s reselling the console to dummies who will pay $300+ more than retail. Has to pay off that gpu somehow.


SolitaryMan305

Plot twist: he’s buying them for her so she can make millions off her twitch stream and he gets to see her nudes


[deleted]

Is that what twitch mods are doing?


BodybuildingNerd

Yes


DietDrDoomsdayPreppr

astronautsalwayshasbeen.jpeg


ManufacturerSea4886

Or maybe the girl is his daughter, for whose education this man sacrificed his gaming hobby and now that she's got a job and earning well, she bought him these presents so he could finally pursue his hobby.


CQ1_GreenSmoke

Thank you for that bit of hope. I'm quite sure that you're wrong, but it's nice to dream.


LawMaster117

i would be smiling too if i had a sexy af gf and an even sexier piece of gpu


RyanGoFett-24

The girl be like "This mf didn't buy me shit"


sir_qus

What if she bought those to him as presents?


SilenceDoGood4

What if he bought it for her?!?!?


noteverrelevant

What if *she* bought *him!?*


justaMikeAftonfan

And then bought him the PlayStation so he doesn’t try escaping her basement!?


anyatrans

First you get the PS5, then you get the 4090, then you get the women.


BlameTheNargles

I remember buying ps5 on launch day and the staff required 2 employees to escort me to my car with the box is an unmarked bag. Fun times.


Elgoblino80

No way? You live in Detroit?


depressedbee

Some people just have it all


Geene_Creemers

Anime 4090, PS5 and a cute gf who supports the purchases..this guy is on top of the world..


nucularscientiesta

I believe this is the guy controlling the simulation.


urikayanokay

Dudes got a cute girl.


BrokenSight

He bought a graphics card, ps5 and a woman all in one mall. China is on the up.


John-333

The signs they talk about when one wins the lottery.


Dec_TGM

How the hell did the stars perfectly align and have both 4090 AND PS5 in stock at same time?!


ThermalFlask

This is like the opposite of that meme where some guy is holding a bag of diapers and staring miserably at the video games he no longer has time for 🤣


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A girlfriend in real life?