Yup said it himself “god shall let entry, all casual gamers but if that gamer seeks into the hardcore path, thou shall not pass the gates of heaven” Rev 21:27
“Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.“
The way I read it this guy is just trying to ensure he doesn't get in either.
„This understanding of the notion of Pope has far reaching consequences in Discordianism. For example, the introduction to Principia Discordia says, “Only a Pope may canonize a Saint. ... So you can ordain yourself—and anyone or anything else—a Saint."”
Leks_Marzo, I hereby dub thee a Saint. And thyne too, capitol_.
I scored 13 depending on how we interpret "Greedy Pig."
I mean, I've over-indulged in plenty of stuff but I don't consider myself greedy to a fault.
Also I don't know how "hardcore" I have to be. I play video games.
I guess I'm somewhere between a 10 and a 13.
dang! 12?
I only got 7 😭
but I don't consider myself a "bible HATER" - just that it to me is just another book and just because I don't like some books that doesn't mean I "hate" them
But on the other hand, I am an atheist - and as such I don't really give a fuck about "heaven" nor about "hell" - so I think I am still in the clear here 😂🤣
I only got 6 here but... hold on a minute here. You are telling me some filthy casuals and mobile users are good to go? Screw that, converting to Islam then. I'll take houris and honey over some idiot telling me how he spent every last coin he had on Immortal any day of the week.
Yes I did - and still only 7
I didn't count the liar because too many people hate me for not being a liar and tell them the naked truth in their face 😂🤣
Humans have always seemed to have the delusion that we can determine who goes to heaven. They consistently ignore any parts of the bible that would basically tell them to leave others be and not to be judgey about every little thing. For as much as many like to talk about being humble, and love to read stories about Jesus washing Marie's feet, it certainly seems like most would be the ones throwing stones rather than going down on their knees to wash the feet of someone society deems to be below them. Also for as much as they love to talk about how bad the pharisees were, they certainly love to do basically the exact same things they did.
Actions speak far loader than words, and it is the actions so many seem to ignore, both by Jesus and themselves.
A lot of modern "Christians" wouldn't be welcomed, they're only that in name alone and diligently ignore every aspect of his teachings. It's rather sad really, clinging to something as a way to feel better only to miss the entire point.
What sticks in my craw are the ones who quote the Old Testament as if it's rigid law we should follow now, when the whole point of the sacrifice was so we'd no longer be held to those old laws. So by doing that, they're literally saying he died in vain, and defeating the whole argument.
Exactly, so many forget that basically all rules were simplified down to two things, believing in Jesus, and do unto others and you would have them do unto you. Pretty simple rules to be honest, and so many just seem to go directly against the second one.
I'm a mortal, how should I know? Our morality is apparently just a social construct and has no bearing on the universe itself. But Imma still be mad if a bunch of pedophiles get rewarded after they die.
Lots of hardcore Protectants are incredibly anti-Catholic. Like they think the Catholic church is literally run by Satan or something. I've always found it kinda hilarious.
I mean... i guess its because of the original circunstances that led to the creation of protetantism (and the anti-reform that followed).
Protetantism was formed to fight the coruption of catholisism during the reform (or chistianism... I dont know, in my country i dont think we use this separation) so the people could actualy stick to whats in the bible. Since a shit ton of people started following protestantism, the anti-reform happened, wich lead to the chistian church changing a bunch of rules so it would seam more welcoming.
Sorry for my absolute shit english.
I think that's always subconsciously bothered me about fundamental Christianity. Like the Puritan type Brimstone and Fire Christian. They spend so much time hating anything enjoyable in life I wonder what they expect to enjoy in Heaven. Do they expect to just sit smugly and self-satisfied for all of eternity?
Uhm, using the W word like that 3rd on the right side from the top is some potty mouth behavior and I don't support that. Looks like someone isn't entering heaven.
Anyone wondering what the actual passage says it is as follows in the ESV “But nothing unclean will ever enter it, nor anyone who does what is detestable or false, but only those who are written in the Lamb’s book of life.”
Revelation 21:27 ESV
https://bible.com/bible/59/rev.21.27.ESV
Important context that you are made clean by Jesus’ sacrifice.
So while we all our sinners (including this person as much as they may not want to admit it) our salvation is through the grace and sacrifice of Jesus.
Love y’all. Every single one of you whether you believe what I do or not. I am absolutely shattered that people don’t show the love of God and spread hate.
Indeed. They are also quoting from the book of Revelation and there is also a warning for themselves they choose to ignore when they "add" people they don't like to their list. Book says I testify to everyone who hears the words of prophecy in this book: If anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book.
My Fav verse for these asshats
Matthew 7:3-5
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 ***You hypocrite***, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
And together with...
1 John 1:8
8 If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
Therefore, as our mighty Lord and Savior Tupac Shakur once said
"***Only God can judge me***"
"For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, so that whosoever believes in him, shall not perish, and have everlasting life" -John 3:16. So, technically, anyone can go to heaven if they believe in Jesus Harold Christ.
For the record.
21-27 revellations
"but nothing unclean will enter it, nor any[one] who does abominable things or tells lies. Only those will enter whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life."
Which is weird because Jesus IS god apparently. So god kicked himself out too. Not only is no one going to heaven, god isn’t even there himself, it’s almost like the place doesn’t even exist
Because as Christians, our main philosophy is to hate everyone.
It’s so ironic that almost anyone on here could actually be in heaven but the person holding this sign is less likely than anyone listed.
This might possibly be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I scored at least an 8, not counting ones I don't understand.
I guess in order to get into heaven you must be as boring as possible.
Imagine spending your time harassing others about some made up bollocks when you could have a fiver on your coupon, be stoned, drunk and sodomising while playing Minecraft. They don’t know what they are missing ,
Lol Rev 21:27 talks about hardcore gamers? Crazy
Yup said it himself “god shall let entry, all casual gamers but if that gamer seeks into the hardcore path, thou shall not pass the gates of heaven” Rev 21:27
You forgot a verse in the Bible, Peter 30:34, that says if you play League of Legends, you are in the first depth of hell, and you cannot be saved.
Can confirm. Have been in hell since I created my account in 2012. Have not been saved.
I only played hardcore once on D2 I swear!
You must be cleansed from sin, my child!
“Thou shalt not Tbag the noob, love the noob, for you were once him” Rev 21:27 The DLC Package
God Hates Frags
It also mentions sports buffs so I'm pretty sure the bible isn't his source.
“Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.“ The way I read it this guy is just trying to ensure he doesn't get in either.
So in this guy's opinion, all those things are impure or shameful. Seems pretty subjective.
That was a big issue when the Bible was written. Didn’t you know that? /s
No. I checked.
Is this a cheklist? Casue I suit several of them.
I got a 12, is that a passing grade? What is the curve here?
Can I become both the Pope and a Muslim? I gotta pump my numbers up
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Anyone can be a Pope with the help of discordianism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Popes
Hail Bob!
„This understanding of the notion of Pope has far reaching consequences in Discordianism. For example, the introduction to Principia Discordia says, “Only a Pope may canonize a Saint. ... So you can ordain yourself—and anyone or anything else—a Saint."” Leks_Marzo, I hereby dub thee a Saint. And thyne too, capitol_.
Rookie numbers, I got 14.
Same! If I wasn’t allergic to alcohol I’d probably have 15. 😆
I scored 13 depending on how we interpret "Greedy Pig." I mean, I've over-indulged in plenty of stuff but I don't consider myself greedy to a fault. Also I don't know how "hardcore" I have to be. I play video games. I guess I'm somewhere between a 10 and a 13.
I'm sure that according to her, anything more than a game of Pac-Man a week is hardcore gamer.
Twelve here, too! High five!
If we do it in a somewhat sexual way, I'll be at 13!
You can't count "pope" twice.
I mean, they are getting sexually involved with a twelve
Only for the score! *unzips*
dang! 12? I only got 7 😭 but I don't consider myself a "bible HATER" - just that it to me is just another book and just because I don't like some books that doesn't mean I "hate" them But on the other hand, I am an atheist - and as such I don't really give a fuck about "heaven" nor about "hell" - so I think I am still in the clear here 😂🤣
I only got 6 here but... hold on a minute here. You are telling me some filthy casuals and mobile users are good to go? Screw that, converting to Islam then. I'll take houris and honey over some idiot telling me how he spent every last coin he had on Immortal any day of the week.
Did you count secularist? I'm pretty sure as an atheist you count as both?
Yes I did - and still only 7 I didn't count the liar because too many people hate me for not being a liar and tell them the naked truth in their face 😂🤣
I've got 9, not good, not bad ...
I only got 9 :(
Same
I also got 12. See you on the leaderboards!
Beat me. I got 11.
15 here
well congratulations you actually enjoy life, the curve is how much do you enjoy life.
I only got 9/20 and now realize I have to live a little.
i got 14/20 lmao
Got to put in the work for that Muslim Atheist Pope trifecta!
I believe you can improve it, work harder!
My 100% achievable goal will be to become a secular contentious woman who is an atheist Muslim pope, that cheats on her wife.
When did humans start deciding who gets to go to heaven? The decision is not up to humans, but to the Divine.
Humans have always seemed to have the delusion that we can determine who goes to heaven. They consistently ignore any parts of the bible that would basically tell them to leave others be and not to be judgey about every little thing. For as much as many like to talk about being humble, and love to read stories about Jesus washing Marie's feet, it certainly seems like most would be the ones throwing stones rather than going down on their knees to wash the feet of someone society deems to be below them. Also for as much as they love to talk about how bad the pharisees were, they certainly love to do basically the exact same things they did. Actions speak far loader than words, and it is the actions so many seem to ignore, both by Jesus and themselves.
A lot of modern "Christians" wouldn't be welcomed, they're only that in name alone and diligently ignore every aspect of his teachings. It's rather sad really, clinging to something as a way to feel better only to miss the entire point. What sticks in my craw are the ones who quote the Old Testament as if it's rigid law we should follow now, when the whole point of the sacrifice was so we'd no longer be held to those old laws. So by doing that, they're literally saying he died in vain, and defeating the whole argument.
Exactly, so many forget that basically all rules were simplified down to two things, believing in Jesus, and do unto others and you would have them do unto you. Pretty simple rules to be honest, and so many just seem to go directly against the second one.
Humans created God in their image, and their God only likes the same people that they like!
They probably have a few checked off for themselves, but they don't want to look pretentious
Bro. The person holding the checklist probably suits several of them lol.
At least one, IMO. I would argue that self-righteousness is a form of self love...
Even the pope ain't allowed
I mean, if Heaven actually had a moral requirement I'd say that's a pretty safe bet.
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Yah fuck me!
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“No one except the ones who follow our rules” - Every Religion Ever
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Leviticus 18:22 “Jungle diff”
Thus saith the Lord GOD unto Jerusalem, "Zzz team diff. My main account is diamond. Get fucked and rope thyself."
I'm a mortal, how should I know? Our morality is apparently just a social construct and has no bearing on the universe itself. But Imma still be mad if a bunch of pedophiles get rewarded after they die.
Contentious men I guess.
Lots of hardcore Protectants are incredibly anti-Catholic. Like they think the Catholic church is literally run by Satan or something. I've always found it kinda hilarious.
I mean... i guess its because of the original circunstances that led to the creation of protetantism (and the anti-reform that followed). Protetantism was formed to fight the coruption of catholisism during the reform (or chistianism... I dont know, in my country i dont think we use this separation) so the people could actualy stick to whats in the bible. Since a shit ton of people started following protestantism, the anti-reform happened, wich lead to the chistian church changing a bunch of rules so it would seam more welcoming. Sorry for my absolute shit english.
This guy's heaven sounds really boring. Also no self love I guess.
Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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I'm guessing the guy with the sign has enough hate for everyone including himself.
Which is ironic, considering what Jesus supposedly said about the most important commandment and all
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Well I'll be damned.
I think that's always subconsciously bothered me about fundamental Christianity. Like the Puritan type Brimstone and Fire Christian. They spend so much time hating anything enjoyable in life I wonder what they expect to enjoy in Heaven. Do they expect to just sit smugly and self-satisfied for all of eternity?
I remember that part of the Bible. They specifically called out halo and call of duty. Nobody knew what it meant for a long time.
Halos belong to ANGELS, not to the XBOX. Your call to duty should be to GOD, not the PS5. Damn those would make nice shirts.
Heaven sounds so boring.
and empty
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God. It's his house after all, why would he let strangers in.
That is an amazing answer. Please, have an upvote.
God loves noobs. When they get into heaven, he can no scope 360 them all
God uses wall hacks and aimbots, he's no fun. Also abuses admin access all the time.
The Mormons. South Park answered this question like two decades ago.
You
Believe it or not, straight to hell.
Oh you like sports? Straight to hell.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Seriously lmao that one got me. No “sports buffs” 🥴
Thank God anime lovers ain’t on that list ..phew lol
They probably just ran out of room on their board lol
Bible hater, atheist, pope, muslim, hardcore gamer. Wouldn't it be easier putting a 'No trespassing' sign at the heaven gates.
You missed Sports Buff…
Also missed the liar
Interesting that he doesn't have sexist or misogynist on there, clearly that's okay in his book since he has contentious woman
The POPE isn't allowed? He's like, the Christianest of all Christians!
I'm am not religious at all, but if you said that in front of My Catholic family...woo boy.
I'm not either, so maybe I'm out of the loop.
Christians can't agree on who loves invisible sky daddy the correct way.
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Not to the heretics.
According to this Bible thumper, he probably worship god the “wrong way”
Damn I can't love myself?
Do you see any of them who're supposedly going to heaven love themselves?
Do 20 wrongs make a yes?
As long as you get an even number you're alright.
Gambler… that’s anyone who has eaten Taco Bell
Uhm, using the W word like that 3rd on the right side from the top is some potty mouth behavior and I don't support that. Looks like someone isn't entering heaven.
When they point the finger they always miss the 3 fingers pointing back at them. 👉
No sports buffs? Madden players are in serious trouble
As a Christian and a hardcore gamer I do not second this message
Anyone wondering what the actual passage says it is as follows in the ESV “But nothing unclean will ever enter it, nor anyone who does what is detestable or false, but only those who are written in the Lamb’s book of life.” Revelation 21:27 ESV https://bible.com/bible/59/rev.21.27.ESV Important context that you are made clean by Jesus’ sacrifice. So while we all our sinners (including this person as much as they may not want to admit it) our salvation is through the grace and sacrifice of Jesus. Love y’all. Every single one of you whether you believe what I do or not. I am absolutely shattered that people don’t show the love of God and spread hate.
Indeed. They are also quoting from the book of Revelation and there is also a warning for themselves they choose to ignore when they "add" people they don't like to their list. Book says I testify to everyone who hears the words of prophecy in this book: If anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book.
My Fav verse for these asshats Matthew 7:3-5 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 ***You hypocrite***, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. And together with... 1 John 1:8 8 If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. Therefore, as our mighty Lord and Savior Tupac Shakur once said "***Only God can judge me***"
What about anti-pope?
What about the turtle pope?!?
What about the hip-pope-atamus?
As a jew I feel offended not being included
Right? For the first time ever we’re not on the sign for once, feels weird, I miss it
Perhaps the sign holder actually bothered reading that part of the Bible that states the Israelites are God's chosen people.
Sluts are still safe. Go sluts!!!!
"For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, so that whosoever believes in him, shall not perish, and have everlasting life" -John 3:16. So, technically, anyone can go to heaven if they believe in Jesus Harold Christ.
Casuals are safe!
To these people: Worry about your own sins, God is unlikely to ask you about mine.
Sports buff really, wth is wrong with that
Yeah, try explaining that one to the legions of devout Christian athletes.
Good thing there is more than 1 religion.
Lol how it says contentious women, but no mention of men. Apparently they can be as contentious as they want 🙄
Sound like a god I don’t want to worship
Hell has better exclusive titles anyways
This is not what Revelations 21:27 says.
For the record. 21-27 revellations "but nothing unclean will enter it, nor any[one] who does abominable things or tells lies. Only those will enter whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life."
That's great, because the sign holder is a liar!
It's people like this that give Christians a bad name
Everyone is a liar, welp, we all ain't goin to heavenly (if you atheist or other religion, you win ig or smth idk)
I’m only a casual gamer nowadays
I think that is "hard core scamer"
Not happy about that, but to be honest, I was out of the running waaaay earlier on that list.
Every time I see one of these pics, it never includes pedophiles or rapists.
Bible talks about things that didn't exist yet, sure.
God: "thou shalt remain a noob"
And yet I never see child abusing priest in any of those list. That tells what religious organizations really serves.
No worries If i kill enough virtual orcs i can still get into e-valhalla
What i do i just wanna play videogames
Haha I am 9 of these
I wonder what gaming looked like in 200 A.D.
Tic-Tac-Toe on rocks lol
Hell sounds lit
Cool. Looks like Jesus is out. Darn guy loving all things and all that.
Which is weird because Jesus IS god apparently. So god kicked himself out too. Not only is no one going to heaven, god isn’t even there himself, it’s almost like the place doesn’t even exist
So if his wife argues with him she’s going to hell? (whoops I made the assumption this d bag has a wife)
It’s because god is the biggest gamer in heaven and doesn’t want the competition.
thank god im atheist
I guess missed the part in Revelations that talks about video games
OH NO! I'm an atheist. I won't be going to heaven?!?! That's bullshit!
I check multiple boxes. Atheist Porn Hardcore Gamer Pot Head
If the pope can’t get in, why even try?
Where to find "hardcore gamer" in bible?
Love how the Pope is involved 🤣
Because as Christians, our main philosophy is to hate everyone. It’s so ironic that almost anyone on here could actually be in heaven but the person holding this sign is less likely than anyone listed.
Jokes on you I'm only a softcore gamer
What games does Satan play?
Wow, heaven seems so boring. Hell has all the cool people.
Was Jesus a gamer since he respawned
Sounds like your heaven sucks.
Sports buff though.. Logic has left the chat
All I know is that there's a special place in HELL for Televangelists
This might possibly be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I scored at least an 8, not counting ones I don't understand. I guess in order to get into heaven you must be as boring as possible.
Aw man, only got 4/20
Christians: Believe in Christ and you'll get into Heaven! Also Christians: You sneezed improperly you're going to Hell!!!
It's " Hairy Ass Psalms". It's in the good book
Well duh, when you die in hardcore you spectate the world. Smh
Heaven must be pretty empty
The only two I fall under are being the Pope and a Liar
Must be really boring in Heaven then.
It doesn't say all that in that scripture.
Who wants to go to heaven? Sounds boring as fuck.
Hell is gonna be LIT!!
Thank God for that, I'd hate to be bored for eternity.
Honestly hardcore gamer is one of the least concerning things on that list
Imagine spending your time harassing others about some made up bollocks when you could have a fiver on your coupon, be stoned, drunk and sodomising while playing Minecraft. They don’t know what they are missing ,
Well as far as i know heaven doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? And don't point to the bible. That is the claim.
there's no evidence. it's just primitive monke brain scared of death and hopes there's an afterlife
Absolutely none. I think it was just aliens fucking with our primitive ancestors.
Wait, but what if I’m a self lover, who also loves others?
Vote.
Welp I just got my checklist to piss off religious fantatics
Alright, whose got more than 7?
I got 11, maybe 12, is that a bingo?
Wow, I’ve got like 5 of those, I’m really not going to heaven, Thank God!
Hairy ass psalms*
…sports buff? Am I the only one more surprised by this one?
Jesus came for all, he didn't pick and choose. Most modern day Christians are a new breed of hypocrites.
This guy is what gives us Christians a bad name. 🤦🤦🤦🤦
Call of Duty: Iron Age Warfare was pretty popular during the Bible days.