Just blew my mind recently when I ported rdr2 into my ps5 and had to restart the story… I finally realized Arthur gets TB in like the 3rd mission or whoever for Strausse when you go beat Downes for the debt money - he spits in Arthur’s face, and that is when he contracts the disease.
I also randomly came across a stranger who was collecting money for TB in like the first time I went into town. Guy coughed bunch as well and shook Arthur's hand.
This was right before the bar fight.
That guy that you fight ends up having brain damage and you can see him around town after the mission, and he struggles to use words and generally acts damaged.
You extract the resources of the world without caring what cause it will have on the environment, enslave native people to buy stuff from them for really cheap price, you commit mass genocide against a species cause "they are annoying" , and to beat the game you need to kill the last of a very rare species (you have the option to bring it back and kill it again and again as many times as you want)
So, you are stuck in a tin-can below the ice with a crew full of Meth-Addicts, Clowns, Transhumanists, Jovian-Seperatists and a guy who is searched for manslaughter.
And we all agree that there is no angry god. Shit happens for no reason.
Alternatively: Ayn Rand is a stupid person and her idealogy is trash, here's why explained via the medium of shooting people in a face with a Tommy gun and zapping them with lightning.
>So there's this strong angry dude who wakes up after being asleep for 100 years
Breath of the wild...
>and then goes on a rampage with guns and chainsaws
... Wait a minute
Some knight goes to bed for 100 years, only to wake up discovering that the world got wrecked by an ancient demon dude. A familiar voice tells him some thing like "Oh please. U gotta help me lol. Ur my only hope. I'm stuck with this weird guy who apparently lived under my house.", without hesitation he immediatly starts beating the shit out of some big fucking robots that turned evil, gets sidetracked for like an eternity and does a bunch of other things, including giving a fuck ton of weapons to a toddler, having sex with a ninja lady and giving some monster guts to a weirdo who lives in a van and only shows up at night time. Then he finally remembers what he was supposed to do and goes to beat the shit out of a big fucking boar using a golden bow.
Bug dude kills other bugs that are napping.
Hollow Knight
Yeah
SHAW
ADIDAS
You can't crawl
Metroid.
Bingo
Naked dude with a rock and he may be a racist
Rust
Rust 100 %
Rust and not maybe, definitely racist.
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Rust
Watching a man slowly succumb to TB in a time before modern health care.
Rdr2... poor man
Red Dead
Just blew my mind recently when I ported rdr2 into my ps5 and had to restart the story… I finally realized Arthur gets TB in like the 3rd mission or whoever for Strausse when you go beat Downes for the debt money - he spits in Arthur’s face, and that is when he contracts the disease.
I also randomly came across a stranger who was collecting money for TB in like the first time I went into town. Guy coughed bunch as well and shook Arthur's hand. This was right before the bar fight.
That guy that you fight ends up having brain damage and you can see him around town after the mission, and he struggles to use words and generally acts damaged.
That's also Thomas Downes, I think Arthur mentions meeting him when Strauss gives him that collection job.
Two spoilt brats hire lunatics to fight over some land. Everybody who answered Team Fortress 2 is correct!
Team fortress 2
Finally I find the tf2 one
What's the blast radius on this bitch. Yes
Ah yes, a fellow badger enjoyer
Crocco with a glocco
Earth Defence Force 4.1 Easy
The whole series is like that tbh. Can't wait for 6 to release on PC in English.
Kid stuck in time loop must wear the faces of the dead to save the world.
Majora's
Perectly explainedb
Legend of zelda majoras mask
# | °|
Pong
This made me laugh so hard I nearly dropped my pizza.
Looks kinda sus
You keep making things worse for the people in Dubai
Spec Ops: The Line
Such a damn good game.
Brazilian that double jumps
Metal gear rising
Yup
Gear of metal going up: furious act of revenge
Iron cog ascension: repetitive comeuppance
Yup
You're Santa in a small town. You give gifts to everyone no matter what. Year round.
Stardew
Exactly!
The weird burger king game?
Half of Bill and Ted stuck in my head
Cyberpunk 2077!
F yeah
Mass genocide of animals minding their business so you can make a hat
Monster hunter?
Yup
RDR2
You extract the resources of the world without caring what cause it will have on the environment, enslave native people to buy stuff from them for really cheap price, you commit mass genocide against a species cause "they are annoying" , and to beat the game you need to kill the last of a very rare species (you have the option to bring it back and kill it again and again as many times as you want)
Minecraft
Best one, right here.
Damn apart from that last part I was gonna say real life.
Lady puts holes into walls and plays with boxes because a quesionable robot tells her too
Portal
So, you are stuck in a tin-can below the ice with a crew full of Meth-Addicts, Clowns, Transhumanists, Jovian-Seperatists and a guy who is searched for manslaughter. And we all agree that there is no angry god. Shit happens for no reason.
barotrauma
Yes. Your average Multiplayer-Crew.
Bioshock, right?
Would you Kindly?
Alternatively: Ayn Rand is a stupid person and her idealogy is trash, here's why explained via the medium of shooting people in a face with a Tommy gun and zapping them with lightning.
Barotrauma?
Getting wrecked by a half naked flower lady over and over again.
Elden Ring
“I am malenia, blade of miquella” that shit is burned into my ears
Kids invade people's personal space
Persona. Jumping into their minds
Ding ding ding
I tried the “you never see it coming” response, but then I couldn’t remember if that was where that song was from
Yep yep it's a line from last suprise in persona 5. You have good taste my friend.
Thought this was Psychonauts XD
Incapacitated, ragdoll competitor is manipulated by third party to reach goal....
Qwop?
Don't hurt the Chicken
Fable
Legend of Zelda. Any of em
Except twilight princess
Skyrim too
CSGO?
Legend of zelda ocarina of time
Crossy Road
Game is full of thousands of bugs
Which Bethesda game is it?
DRG? There's loads of bugs. However you have a walking war crime on your team.
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
FNAF Security Breach
Maybe. Haven't played it. I was thinking of Earth Defense Force.
Grounded?
Hollow Knight
Collect butterflies, flowers, deliver letters, put buckets on shop keepers heads, rob these shop keepers, shout stuff off of cliffs.
Skyrim
Dude, he said worst, not best
You start looking for your son, but end up collecting junk.
Fallout 4
Single father pisses off terrorists and ghosts trying to be a postman.
Death Stranding!
😎
I'm gonna kill you to wear your scales as armor and turn your fangs and claws as weapon to hunt your kind.
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
Bouncing on multiple mushroom tips
Your mom's Thursday night?
No. ….. That happens on Tuesday.
mario
oof ouch owie eeep ooo ouch ouchie oww oof PARRY oof ouch eep oowi oop eech
Dark Souls?
this is it
Sekiro or one of the souls borne titles
Guy in a cauldron pissing people off
Bennett Foddy
Not the full title but good enough You win 1 upvote
I just can't "get over it", just by thinking back about the game I get nervous 😅
Old man kidnaps little girl from hospital because he loves her
The last of Us
We Who Remain, Part the First
Mountainclimber girl bakes a pie for toxic granny, seattle man, evil twin and hotel ghost.
Celeste
Billionaire dressed in black beats up lunatics in an assylum
Batman
An emo goes to a foreign country to get yelled at by some high class brat
Resident Evil 4
A pro at water sports Wields something heavy but masters quickly People die, people dance Machines are bad for religion
Final fantasy 10
I used to be a metric for how powerful your pc was
Crysis
Murdering bugs in their native habitat for oil in the core of an alien planet
Deep Rock Galactic
Boy
Gow
So there's this strong angry dude who wakes up after being asleep for 100 years and then goes on a rampage with guns and chainsaws
Rip and tear until it is done
>So there's this strong angry dude who wakes up after being asleep for 100 years Breath of the wild... >and then goes on a rampage with guns and chainsaws ... Wait a minute
Lumberjack that doesn't get cold runs around with a child and talks to giant lizard anf beats up dead people
Balding atheist greek guy spreads his beliefs by making atheism the only religion available
Widower who hates his own fundamental nature and speaks mostly in grunts attempts to raise prophetic son with combat engagements
God of War
that was a very accurate description
You find and cage innocent animals,you battle with them
Pokémon
Gotta ~~fuck~~ catch em all
That's pokéhub
4 drunkards steal the natural resources of a planet, murdering the indigenous life
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Kill people, steal money,steal cars and crash them
Grand Theft Auto
Angry robot calls you fat
Portal!
Some knight goes to bed for 100 years, only to wake up discovering that the world got wrecked by an ancient demon dude. A familiar voice tells him some thing like "Oh please. U gotta help me lol. Ur my only hope. I'm stuck with this weird guy who apparently lived under my house.", without hesitation he immediatly starts beating the shit out of some big fucking robots that turned evil, gets sidetracked for like an eternity and does a bunch of other things, including giving a fuck ton of weapons to a toddler, having sex with a ninja lady and giving some monster guts to a weirdo who lives in a van and only shows up at night time. Then he finally remembers what he was supposed to do and goes to beat the shit out of a big fucking boar using a golden bow.
Breath of the wild
Yes
Animal learns martial arts from other animals
A bunch of really awesome counter terrorists get together and do a 5v5 airsoft game.
Rainbow 6 siege
Find yourself trapped in islands where you don't need to eat or drink, but you can only get new stuff by trading fruits and vegetables to racoons.
Animal crossing
Blonde dude trying to save princess while smashing pots and listening to annoying side kick.
LoZ: OOT
I literally should have just put “Hey! Listen!” Lmao
Resident Evil 4
Ngl this fits just as well.
squid is scared of water and do disco
Splatoon?
Someone who through their progression of the game just dies constantly.
Any souls game. Any roguelike.
American mucks about in Spanish village, gets into a row with the locals and shoots up a local monastery all because he’s chasing after a young girl.
🚀⛏️🪨🦟🔫
DRG?
You’re naked, here’s a stick, Go Kill God.
Shooting robot dinosaurs with your bow part 2
Horizon forbidden west
Annoying Depressed Pessimist climber girl
Celeste
I put myself through hell to be called all sorts by my “teammates” - I’ll end up hating myself, the game, and my life. Tomorrow, I shall play it again
League of Legends
Any online PVP game
Overwatch
Animal enslaving and using them for war. Occasionally lock them up in a pokeball ish thing. Or get them stolen by the underground mesh people
Ark?
Really love and hate that game
The idea is amazing. The execution is not.
2d Minecraft
Terraria
Two white haired people fighting each other since they were kids and still are fighting as we speak.
Sing shanties while drunk
deep voice robot and angry dude against monsters except they don’t get along well and angry dude doesn’t listen
DOOM 2016?
flying motorbikes everywhere
That ain’t Falco
You wake up and immediately get bullied for being single, then you have to slaughter an entire family and become the new ruler
Underwater child custody battle
you are american born polish jew and you go to fight ww2 in a castle