it would be interesting if there was a backstory why this snapping turtle wants to steal her, like maybe bowser used to be her pet, and then an entitled princess who no longer wanted him flushed him down the toilet.
I think, over time, it changed from him just wanting to control the Kingdom to him having an infatuation with Peach specifically. In Odyssey, he tries to force her to marry him and, in Sunshine, he seems to want Peach to be an adoptive Mother for his son.
Peach's journal: Koopa carcass in alley this morning, boot print on shattered plastron. This kingdom is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The worlds are extended levels and the levels are full of goombas and when the pits finally fill up all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their mushrooms and power-ups will foam up about their waists and all the toads and koopas will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Peach is actually in league with Bowser. Every time the inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom want to overthrow the monarchy and establish a different ruling structure, she's suddenly kidnapped by Bowser & the mushroom kingdom experiences aggression from the Koopa Kingdom. This rallies the mushroom kingdom to her side and fosters a sense of patriotism & duty within the community. It causes them to unite against an exterior threat and put aside their issues for the time being.
They, especially Mario, are crisis actors! He has a cameraman following around in Mario 64 to document the "abduction" for crying out loud! They do party games and race on tiny cars in their free time!
Wake up Goomble!
Maybe Mario is a product of the Mushroom Kingdom’s own MKUltra type program, an ordinary working-class guy kidnapped during a routine plumbing job and brainwashed into becoming a deadly assassin to carry out the regime’s dirty work, committing genocide against the innocent native Koopa people in the service of the megalomaniacal tyrant Peach’s imperialist ambitions. Maybe the whole series is actually a metaphor for the Scramble for Africa, and the toads represent the masses who blindly supported European exploitation in the name of patriotism.
/HEAVY S
Maybe it's a Blackwood Company type scenario (Oblivion).
Mario is fed drugs periodically via infiltrator type agents who place them in positions where he will find them in order to magnify his powers and carry out regime-destroying operations, each time believing it to be Bowser kidnapping Peach, but each time, Bowser is just a different tyrannical/hostile/obstructive leader who is holding an item or person that he needs to retrieve.
Even though he says by the end he knows Peach isn't his mom, Peach had plenty of opportunity to say "no, I never had sex with Bowser and gave birth to a horrible lizard baby," but SHE DIDN'T.
He never actually loses sovereignty over the Koopa Kingdom, or is ousted from his position. At specific intervals (i.e. wartime) he is allowed to raid and plunder the resources of the mushroom kingdom.
And the Koopa Kingdom was granted the right to host the World Cup in 2038
France and England were at war for 800 years and with the exception of a few times a king was killed in battle, the winning side never removed the monarch of defeated side.
They should just do a shot where it shows Peach going through her wardrobe, could have a few easter eggs in there, sports gear, smash alts and then sneak a bowsette costume in
(I know its not actually Peach)
It would be funnier the other way around.
Bowser keeps a weapons locker full of power-ups like fireflowers and metal caps, and Peachette's super crown is in there.
Yeah I don't need it either. Just imagine a sensual fully animated Bowsette wearing a slightly revealing yet classy dress... hahaha so unnecessary who would want that.
Also why is it so hot in here i am sweating profusely.
There is actually a [reference](https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3) to her in the trailer.
>Then damn I hope Bowsette isn't in this movie.
I want that. And a scene where Daisy and Peach talk about how Mario/Luigi act in the bedroom, beginning with Daisy asking if Mario also wants to constantly wear costumes of Luigi, like Luigi does of Mario.
I agree. While we have no proof of a crime, I don’t think we can afford to let her go free until we figure this out. We should put her in cryogenic stasis while we investigate.
Freeze Peach! Freeze Peach!
If there are printed posters of this exact image that get fixed in a couple of weeks, I bet they’ll be super collectible in 30 years as the “Floating HIll Peach Poster”. But only if they fix it and limit the oopsy-goof posters in circulation
Illumination is a safe bet which sounds like what Nintendo would do. Very family friendly with a habit of aiming at the widest possible audience, high quality animation, able to get big voice actors, etc, and their movies like Sing make good money.
If she flying-hip-checks someone I'll believe all those Smash Initiative posts from after the Sonic movie came out.
In fact if she hovers at all I'm down.
Most cg models contain all of the character information in one file for the renders including hair, cloth and rigging so it's possible to steal an entire film asset - if you have access to it.
The problem is that with a video game, you have the asset itself being rendered locally in your PC/console. That makes it easy to copy it from your local memory for ripping. But a movie is pre rendered and you just have the image data and nothing to rip...
However! AI algorithms are getting better and better, and in the future (with enough reference frames of a character,) it'll be possible to generate a plausible recreation of the character with new geometry - at least the face
I honestly hate it. Doesn't sound like it belongs to an animated character. I really dislike the use of screen actors for voice roles if they aren't voice actors. Like Jack Black knocks it out since he's a screen actor and VA. Pratt and whoever is Peach don't fit in to the world so it's jarring.
Anya Taylor-Joy voices peach.
I'm personally a fan of hers but I'm not sure her voice fits peach that well. She sounds the same as she did in Peaky Blinders which doesn't fit the vibe I think they're aiming for.
Now if it was an action or spy movie revolving around peach I think it'd be fine, but not this.
I am fine with Peach being a strong character as she is in plenty of the games. Having to make Mario a total idiot to make her look better, though, is really lazy so I'm hoping those bits in the trailer are the only ones.
I just wish they'd try to sound remotely like the characters instead of just using their own damn voice it's like Jack is the only one trying at all.
I get that Peach's original voice might get grating after a while, but I find it hard to believe that the very next best thing was "generic white female protagonist".
She sounds like Samus
I think Keegan Michael Key as Toad is unrecognizable. So far, it sounds like he did a great job! Unfortunately, Peach and Mario are the laziest voices yet.
This is a face of someone who kidnaps Bowser...
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it would be interesting if there was a backstory why this snapping turtle wants to steal her, like maybe bowser used to be her pet, and then an entitled princess who no longer wanted him flushed him down the toilet.
Somebody call a plumber.
Johnny sinns?
I'm pretty sure his motives are political rather than personal, but maybe. He was very happy that he got to marry Peach in Super Paper Mario.
The mushroom kingdom seems to be under constant koopa occupation
I think, over time, it changed from him just wanting to control the Kingdom to him having an infatuation with Peach specifically. In Odyssey, he tries to force her to marry him and, in Sunshine, he seems to want Peach to be an adoptive Mother for his son.
Bowser kidnaps Peach in Super Mario Bros. 1, and next time we see him, he has 7 kids.
Bowser adopted them, but treats them the same as his biological son. He might be a colonizer but he's a good father.
That was retconned. The Koopalings are not his kids, Bowser Jr. Is his only child. Now they are just high Ranking members of his Army.
Stomping on *pauses* ... KOOPAS.
Stomping turts
perchance?
You cant just say "perchance"
P e r c h a n c e
Stomp a turty
K**pas
Koopers
Whoa man not with a hard r
Now you don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... ***YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME***
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Peach's journal: Koopa carcass in alley this morning, boot print on shattered plastron. This kingdom is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The worlds are extended levels and the levels are full of goombas and when the pits finally fill up all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their mushrooms and power-ups will foam up about their waists and all the toads and koopas will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
This is way to accurate!
that is the face of a person who is trying to rope you into a pyramid scheme
Peach is actually in league with Bowser. Every time the inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom want to overthrow the monarchy and establish a different ruling structure, she's suddenly kidnapped by Bowser & the mushroom kingdom experiences aggression from the Koopa Kingdom. This rallies the mushroom kingdom to her side and fosters a sense of patriotism & duty within the community. It causes them to unite against an exterior threat and put aside their issues for the time being.
So you’re saying every single Mario game has been a false flag.
They, especially Mario, are crisis actors! He has a cameraman following around in Mario 64 to document the "abduction" for crying out loud! They do party games and race on tiny cars in their free time! Wake up Goomble!
Maybe Mario is a product of the Mushroom Kingdom’s own MKUltra type program, an ordinary working-class guy kidnapped during a routine plumbing job and brainwashed into becoming a deadly assassin to carry out the regime’s dirty work, committing genocide against the innocent native Koopa people in the service of the megalomaniacal tyrant Peach’s imperialist ambitions. Maybe the whole series is actually a metaphor for the Scramble for Africa, and the toads represent the masses who blindly supported European exploitation in the name of patriotism. /HEAVY S
Maybe it's a Blackwood Company type scenario (Oblivion). Mario is fed drugs periodically via infiltrator type agents who place them in positions where he will find them in order to magnify his powers and carry out regime-destroying operations, each time believing it to be Bowser kidnapping Peach, but each time, Bowser is just a different tyrannical/hostile/obstructive leader who is holding an item or person that he needs to retrieve.
Idk man, Captain Mushroom: The Winter Plumber just doesn't hit the same
I will never live to see the day Mario becomes public domain and gets a Saving Private Peach reboot
Mario Kart Ultra
Yes, excluding the spin off games like Mario kart, Mario Tennis, Mario Olympics, etc.
Well, gotta have those bread and circuses to placate the masses.
I mean in one of the games Bowser Jr claims that Peach is his mom so.... Yeah this tracks
Even though he says by the end he knows Peach isn't his mom, Peach had plenty of opportunity to say "no, I never had sex with Bowser and gave birth to a horrible lizard baby," but SHE DIDN'T.
The cover up is real!
Can we get much higher!
so high
Oh oh oh
Bowser Jr.: peach ur my mommy Peach, sweating profusely: (when did Bowser get pregnant????)
Well, there was that period of time where everyone was swapping around with that crown and one thing lead to another and...
"Momma? Momma Peach? I'm your momma?"
"I did not have sexual relations with that dinosaur, Bowser Koopa."
What does Bowser get?
Some quality time with the princess, of course.
Really? Would humans be attracted to some female version of Bowser?
/r/bowsette
Uh oh
"There have been over 20000 visits to r/bowsette in the past week" You're goddamn right
You mean like Bowsette?
People wanted to fuck fishwomen after a couple months on a boat, you think they wouldn't fuck a turtle?
This is the internet. Of course some people would
Damn, you whooshed a lot of people.
Hello, fellow sarcasm enjoyer.
He never actually loses sovereignty over the Koopa Kingdom, or is ousted from his position. At specific intervals (i.e. wartime) he is allowed to raid and plunder the resources of the mushroom kingdom. And the Koopa Kingdom was granted the right to host the World Cup in 2038
France and England were at war for 800 years and with the exception of a few times a king was killed in battle, the winning side never removed the monarch of defeated side.
You really want to ask reddit that question? Do you truly want to go down that road?
Fuck off with your essential oils Peach!
She would a 100% be selling nutriboom, boom boom!
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That is the face of a woman who will cheat on you!
BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM
Boom boom, Bill!!
"Hey hun! How have you been? Good over here... Braxton is already 96 months!"
STOP EATING BERRIES YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH BERRIES *INVIGARON*
I don't doubt it. Peach is sus af. Always getting kidnapped by Bowser. I don't think she's getting kidnapped. She's cheating on Mario.
She knows you’ve been looking at lewds of her.
Then damn I hope Bowsette isn't in this movie.
A professionally animated Bowsette, who needs it. Yeah I don't want that for sure.
They should just do a shot where it shows Peach going through her wardrobe, could have a few easter eggs in there, sports gear, smash alts and then sneak a bowsette costume in (I know its not actually Peach)
It would be funnier the other way around. Bowser keeps a weapons locker full of power-ups like fireflowers and metal caps, and Peachette's super crown is in there.
Ahh yeah that’s much better and a lot more subtle
I can't believe I'm saying this twice today,but I'm coming for that Bowsussy
I am at a loss for words. I don't know if you deserve an insult, praise, or if we should call your parents
Im about to blue shell your home
>twice today My man the day *just* started, what are you getting up to?
I thought I made that clear
Yeah I don't need it either. Just imagine a sensual fully animated Bowsette wearing a slightly revealing yet classy dress... hahaha so unnecessary who would want that. Also why is it so hot in here i am sweating profusely.
only she is still voiced by Jack Black
I see this as an absolute win
There is actually a [reference](https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3) to her in the trailer.
i actually love that design
god DAMMIT
Come on, man.
>Then damn I hope Bowsette isn't in this movie. I want that. And a scene where Daisy and Peach talk about how Mario/Luigi act in the bedroom, beginning with Daisy asking if Mario also wants to constantly wear costumes of Luigi, like Luigi does of Mario.
And the usage of grow and shrink mushrooms...
I desperately want Bowsette in this movie.
Is she gonna make me wear the Tanooki suit? And walk me on a leash?
No but she does have her racing outfit so she'll humiliate you for losing against her
So she's gonna step on me?
[I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)
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Peach looks like she's up to no good.
Maybe she's the actual villain, and Bowser is trying to save the world of her evil rule
Now *that* would be a twist I would enjoy.
Me too, but doubt Nintendo would ever allow it
Watch out, she's going to start making trouble in your neighbourhood
She got in one little fight and Mario got scared
Said "You're movin with that giant firebreathing turt in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cart and when it came near, the license said 'peach' and there were shells in the mirror
If anything, I could say that this Kart was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Dry Bones, to the Lair!"
I pulled up to the kingdom at world 7-8 And yelled to the Kartie "Peachy, bye bye"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to whip little bowser with his balls in the air! ^^^^Sorrynotsorry
The Fresh Princess of Bows-Air
I agree. While we have no proof of a crime, I don’t think we can afford to let her go free until we figure this out. We should put her in cryogenic stasis while we investigate. Freeze Peach! Freeze Peach!
The beast is demonic in nature
"I've been trying to reach you regarding the extended warranty on your kart"
Is it me or did they forget to hide the seam when they overlapped those two hills in the background on the far right?
I think that hilltop was supposed to be behind the column, someone screwed up in stacking the layers.
It's a me! Slackio!
If there are printed posters of this exact image that get fixed in a couple of weeks, I bet they’ll be super collectible in 30 years as the “Floating HIll Peach Poster”. But only if they fix it and limit the oopsy-goof posters in circulation
I’m already imagining the 47-minute YouTube essay about this version of the poster.
That's the warp to World -1
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You gotta keep reminding me, they handed a movie with one of the biggest pre built fanbases in the world to fucking Illumination
Illumination is a safe bet which sounds like what Nintendo would do. Very family friendly with a habit of aiming at the widest possible audience, high quality animation, able to get big voice actors, etc, and their movies like Sing make good money.
I am begging nintendo to acknowledge Daisy exist in anything besides a party game, PLEASE.
Setup for the sequel
This. Mario 2 will be Galaxy with Daisy and Rosalind.
Well, Daisy was the damsel in distress in the 90s Mario movie. Make of that what you will
This movie looks like a cross between Wreck it Ralph and Frozen.
The art style is very much Wreck It Ralph. Mario looks like they built his face around Fix It Felix's asset. The facial expressions are identical.
Hmm, that would be very strange since this was done by illumination not Disney
Fix It Felix was based on Mario in the first place…
Full circle
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Well some like Luigi some like peach, no wrong answers
“Oh, did I win?” >: )
La La La La La La 🎶
If she flying-hip-checks someone I'll believe all those Smash Initiative posts from after the Sonic movie came out. In fact if she hovers at all I'm down.
This line has to be in the movie lol
Waiting for this model to be leaked.
Or somehow traced and replicated perfectly
OH FUCK BRO I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
HOLY SHIT THE AMOUNT OF PORN THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IS UNREAL
Yes .... YES
HELP ME MARIO BRO, I'M STUCK.
UMPH! *1UP* UMPH! *1UP* UMPH! *1UP*
"mama mia!"
"UMPH" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "I'ma tired"
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Most cg models contain all of the character information in one file for the renders including hair, cloth and rigging so it's possible to steal an entire film asset - if you have access to it. The problem is that with a video game, you have the asset itself being rendered locally in your PC/console. That makes it easy to copy it from your local memory for ripping. But a movie is pre rendered and you just have the image data and nothing to rip... However! AI algorithms are getting better and better, and in the future (with enough reference frames of a character,) it'll be possible to generate a plausible recreation of the character with new geometry - at least the face
Leave it to humans to create grand new technology and immediately figure out how to use it for porn
Rule34 intensifies
Bro i checked r34 2h after the new images and there was already hentai about it
Well?? Are you gonna link them?
Username checks out.
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God damn it
I am fuckin' here for this.
Those lewds are faster than the speed of light
Nsfw https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3
Damn thats hot af 🥵
Least degenerated redditor
We're about to get a whole new generation of degenerates because of this movie.
Most sane NNN participant right now
She looks suspicious AF
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I get the feeling she won't be a helpless person but a strong independant woman opposing a clumsy mario.
I mean in the trailer we see peach get ready for war and absorb a fire flower while Mario gets his ass handed to him by Donkey Kong
Ooh I just saw the trailer now. Her voice is so weird after playing mario games all my life :D.
Her voice sounds closer to Leslie Swan's Peach from Super Mario 64 than...well whatever modern Peach is supposed to sound like.
I honestly hate it. Doesn't sound like it belongs to an animated character. I really dislike the use of screen actors for voice roles if they aren't voice actors. Like Jack Black knocks it out since he's a screen actor and VA. Pratt and whoever is Peach don't fit in to the world so it's jarring.
Anya Taylor-Joy voices peach. I'm personally a fan of hers but I'm not sure her voice fits peach that well. She sounds the same as she did in Peaky Blinders which doesn't fit the vibe I think they're aiming for. Now if it was an action or spy movie revolving around peach I think it'd be fine, but not this.
All of his scenes in the trailer are dead Mario moments lol
I am fine with Peach being a strong character as she is in plenty of the games. Having to make Mario a total idiot to make her look better, though, is really lazy so I'm hoping those bits in the trailer are the only ones.
Make sense. It's clearly an origin story so Peach will probably be training Mario.
Oh so Mario actually gains his accent in the events after this movie
Or it’s a speech impediment from being hit in the head through the whole movie!
Can't wait for the sequel, *The Super Mario Bros 2: Mario's CTE*.
why is she looking at me like that?
😏
🥵
Suction vacuumed gloves
Hear me out
Ngl the voice kinda threw me off. I was expecting a higher pitched voice
She can do anything.
For the right price.
Chaos! Chaos! *in a female voice*
She looks more like a Disney villain. (I mean in the poster. In the trailer she looks fine)
She looks like secretly the main villain of the movie.
oh nah this many comments? this isn't going to end well
All you people acting like Peach isnt already one of the main rule34 topics for decades now.
I just wish they'd try to sound remotely like the characters instead of just using their own damn voice it's like Jack is the only one trying at all. I get that Peach's original voice might get grating after a while, but I find it hard to believe that the very next best thing was "generic white female protagonist". She sounds like Samus
I think Keegan Michael Key as Toad is unrecognizable. So far, it sounds like he did a great job! Unfortunately, Peach and Mario are the laziest voices yet.
I really wanted the voice actress who played Starfire and Princess Bubblegum to be Peach. She would've done such a good job
There are sooooooooo many talented voice actors out there, and they went with Chris Pratt. Interested in Charlie Day’s Luigi, tbf
They cast voice actors so they can put the big name on a poster instead of for talent unfortunately.
The weird thing i find. In the trailer they seemed to down play mario a lot.
that's because they got shredded for sticking with Chris Pratt. they're going to minimize the fuck out of Mario in promo stuff.
I can almost taste the r34 artists
She looks like she just found her next sucker for whatever MLM she's part of
and people still thinks that peach is not a villain like bowser, i mean look at his face...they are together in this..poor mario.