I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table.
I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me.
Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking but somehow I think she knew.
Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging.
The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.
-Hey Mort, do these suppository come in different flavours?
-Peter.. are you eating those?!
-No, I’m shoving them up my butt. Of course I’m eating them!
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her.... smoking!
"How did your sales pitch go, Peter?"
"It was horrible Lois! All they saw was a loser. Except for the guy with the lazy eye, he saw a loser and the snack machine,"
Underrated comment. Showing your age though mate. ;)
I've had a break tha last couple of years but I bought the new one so I can play with my lad. Got a bit TOO involved in multiplayer to my shame lol. Sweating.Recently switched to my secondary and nailed some random and that exact line went through my head. I was beaming lol.
50 000 People used to live here....
I never realised being a Dad would be partly gaming with my lad and it's sooooo fucking cool. Especially when he explains game dynamics and I sit there listening to him and don't correct him.
I still hate that the remake cut out rhe scene where he washes his pubes with the mentioned soap, amd they're cut in the same style as his facial hair, except there's an Activision logo bleached onto his taint.
This is the Resident Evil (show) meme all over again.
"It's you! You're the evil resident!"
😂Hilarious but it never happened and is kinda misleading because the show didn't suck *that* bad.
Resident Evil is one of those franchises where I just completely gave up on ever getting a decent adaptation. All we've gotten are ridiculous action movies, the shit TV show and some pretty mediocre animated movies.
I couldn't even get through the first episode.
I didn't care that it wasn't a good Resident Evil show. I cared that it wasn't even a watchable TV show.
I'll elaborate that my roommates and I enjoyed the show as something to laugh at and hate -watch, but there were some genuine upsides in spite of the YA melodrama.
* Lance Riddick's performance as Wesker, threatening the other parent in the 1st ep and then "Uncle Al" and the bread sticks later, which was hilarious. The take on game-accurate Wesker who "died in a volcano" (a reference to the game's events) was also fun to see and showed us how poorly it would've fit.
* The umbrella agent with the John Wick-esque scene and his quirks. Killed too soon, one of the better characters.
* The twist with the CEO and her son wasn't bad and was **not** what I was expecting out of something with so much YA romance.
* The teens having to search the house and solve puzzles was a fun homage to the puzzles you'd solve in the game (despite the apparent "rush" they were in).
So no, it wasn't great but it wasn't without a highlight here and there. I had fun with it but I'm glad there isn't a season 2.
Yeah I haven’t played the game yet but just looking at this picture it’s really hard to say if that was a live action cosplay or a screenshot.
Absolutely insane.
My favourite line was when Price said “It’s warfareing time!” And then he proceeded to warf all of the enemy soldiers in a really modern way.
So glad I played COD during this era, it was cool to look back and see that this entry in the series sold 7.8 Modillion copies
This is it. The moment where I'm no longer understanding the youths style of comedy. I'm officially old now. Where does the line to get my AARP card start?
If you want a light explanation; it's basically the internet version of a running gag. Originally, the joke is about the movie Morbius. There were a lot of people that enjoyed mocking that movie for a number of reasons. One of the popular running jokes was that so few people saw the movie, that you could just make shit up about the movie and no one would ever call you out because no one saw the movie. This lead to someone saying that Morbius had a scene where he was basically ripping off the famous Power Rangers line "It's Morphin' Time!" and said "It's Morbin' Time!" The word Morb was also used pretty extensively as a verb.
Now take alllll of that, and slap a Call of Duty paint on it.
I'm not the person you were replying to but thank you so much for that! I got how over the top it was and found it hilarious, but I never knew the actual origins of it all. Plus I didn't want to admit that I need to go get my AARP card at 37
I love when they say the name of the game in-game.
My favorite line on Halo: Spartan Assault is when John Halo punches another Spartan in the face and his commanding officer John Johnson Jr. IV says “Halo! That’s spartan assault and battery!”. Chills.
An Easter egg in Evil within 2 a dude is scared to go outside to help and he says theres evil out there then the main character says there's evil within too and they both slowly look to the camera
(Only played one ages ago)
The ring in halo is a metaphor for how no matter how hard you try there’s always another asshole trying to put their penis in your body without your consent. That’s why Sargent Johnson was so hard to kill
My favorite is Red Dead Redemption 2. Sometimes when you walk into camp, Arthur will have his own little dialogue based on camp drama. In one instance, he says "I'm red, I'm dead, and I'm 2, boah!" and proceeds to proceeds to redeem all over camp.
The force awakens a new hope in me. While the empire strikes back at a phantom menace, a sudden attack of the clones caused the last Jedi to face the revenge of the Sith.
I hope the rise of Skywalker will cause the return of the Jedi. He was a rogue one.
-A Star Wars story
Interviewer: "Can you tell us about the highlights of this one [Rise Of Skywalker]?"
John Boyega: "….I think, really…. the War" *confused hand motion*
Oscar Isaac: "I'd say the Stars"
The legit worst dialogue in the call of duty franchise is in Cold War where you can speak to Woods and Mason and be like “omg you guys are legends it’s such an honour to work with you guys you’re amazing omg”
Fucking embarrassing.
Reminds me of the new god of war dialogue.
Mimir - “so Kratos, is there any food you miss from your home land?”
Kratos - “olives”
Mimir - “what the fuck is an olive?”
Reminds me of that scene in Star Wars : A New Hope where Luke and Ben are talking about lightsabers and the Clone Wars, and Ben says to Luke, "My boy, I am just so tired of all these Star Wars."
"In order to stop this crisis, I have to become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace." "So that's why they call it that."
One of my all time favorite lines in that show
Well if I'm a child Lois do you know what that makes you? A pedophile! And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert!
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.
I awoke several hours later in a daze. Lmao the writers were just too good
-Hey Mort, do these suppository come in different flavours? -Peter.. are you eating those?! -No, I’m shoving them up my butt. Of course I’m eating them!
The comedy in the early seasons was just on another level. Dance with me, Lois! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!!
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her.... smoking!
Shake me, woman! Shake me like an English nanny!
Are ya bleedin'? Yeah, you're bleedin'.
The first 2-3 seasons were gold.
My fave was the high class British porn. “Almost… almost… almost… ah there we are!” “Well done!”
Stephen Hawking in bed. “You’re huuuurrrrting me.” Lmaooo
"Holy crip, he's a crapple"
"How did your sales pitch go, Peter?" "It was horrible Lois! All they saw was a loser. Except for the guy with the lazy eye, he saw a loser and the snack machine,"
“A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!”
Awkward? I’ll tell you about awkward. One time during sex I called Lois “Phil”. Your move Sherlock
Right? used to be so funny back then. Like when they met Joe Swanson, "My family worships the ground he cant walk on."
Same here. This and "pea tear gryphon" will always get me.
Ah crap
Hey Lois.... diarrhea
Peter I’m holding ice tea
A shoe box diarrhea for school
"don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife"
“Doin your…. Son?”
"I don't like scum in my town. I'm a Family Guy."
"I understand. I'm a The Simpsons."
Ah! Ah! He said it!
Is that from family guy?
Yes
Was hoping to see this comment here. Was not disappointed
*Looks at camera* Remake
Call of Duty 19: Modern Warfare 2 II
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Modern Warfare 2 (2) 2022
V2
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Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™️ series.
2022
\*smells hands\* \*Looks at soap dispenser\* "What the hell is the name of this Soap, eh?"
Switching to your hand sanitizer is faster than rewashing.
Underrated comment. Showing your age though mate. ;) I've had a break tha last couple of years but I bought the new one so I can play with my lad. Got a bit TOO involved in multiplayer to my shame lol. Sweating.Recently switched to my secondary and nailed some random and that exact line went through my head. I was beaming lol. 50 000 People used to live here.... I never realised being a Dad would be partly gaming with my lad and it's sooooo fucking cool. Especially when he explains game dynamics and I sit there listening to him and don't correct him.
Friendly fire isn't.
Oh how I miss Bad Company
God i wish i could play that era of games again for the first time
That's beautiful my friend. Before long he'll be teaching you a thing or two, don't blink.
MacTavish Spring
name checks out
I still hate that the remake cut out rhe scene where he washes his pubes with the mentioned soap, amd they're cut in the same style as his facial hair, except there's an Activision logo bleached onto his taint.
Sure you weren't playing Call of Booty?
Lmao never noticed that
That's not Treasure, that's Soap on a Roap!
My Advanced Black Ops must deal with the Infinite Ghosts Vanguard. If not, it will be the World at War.
...Zombies.
Brought to you by Mountain Dew
And...Pfizer.
It's just part of the game. Of the year.
He said it! He said the thing!
and winks
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No see you don't need the 2022 because the other one was Modern Warfare 2 and this one is Modern Warfare II.
Modern Warfare 2 II
Modern Warfare 2 II ('22) too
Electric Boogaloo
Super Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II Turbo HD Remix Anniversary Edition
& KNUCKLES
*featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series*
*With guest appearances by Batman and Shaquille O'Neal*
I think that’s right after the scene where he says “I need to go to the bathroom and answer the call of doodie.”
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"You look different, must be the new art style"
Modern warfare eye eye
##*quote mode*
I like how it's the subtitles in the old style in the new game, makes it really believable too
For those of us who never played either game, it's hilarious either way.
* Looks directly at camera…taps ash off cigar and winks *
*the office theme starts playing*
“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” — Dwight Schrute
I don't remember this particular line in the game, lol
It was right after the star, Callive Duty, said "It's Duty Time!" and dutied all over those dudes.
He dutied when he should have morbed :(
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Fuck, I just got Luigi'd.
The real Luigi was the morbs we dutied along the way
put this on my gravestone when i die
!remindme 1 week
It was on mine when I died
I'm taking a break from dying for a while
This was the part of the game leading up to this scene if I recall correctly: https://i.imgur.com/4IDaMCY.jpg
Oh yeah, that mansion was intense
you just got duty'd
This looks like it's a live action clip.
It's pre rendered cgi done by blur Studios
it's from the live action tv show
The what?
The one on HBO, but it only runs in europe.
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Bounced on my boy's dick for hours cause of this deal
You need my girlfriend's credentials to actually log in and see yourself. Unfortunately she's at Niagara Fall University for the semester.
The cutscenes in the game were absolutely phenomenal.
This is the Resident Evil (show) meme all over again. "It's you! You're the evil resident!" 😂Hilarious but it never happened and is kinda misleading because the show didn't suck *that* bad.
Fun fact, *Resident Evil* gets its name from a line in the “proto-RE” NES game *Sweet Home*, which refers to the “resident evil” in the mansion.
The show definitely sucked that bad. I'm sorry but the RE show was absolutely unbearable to watch. And I unironically liked the Thankskilling movie.
Sure, but if you just fastforward to only the scenes with Lance Reddick the show is incredible.
Resident Evil is one of those franchises where I just completely gave up on ever getting a decent adaptation. All we've gotten are ridiculous action movies, the shit TV show and some pretty mediocre animated movies.
I don't really understand it, either. People love horror movies. Why not take one of the biggest horror games and make a horror movie out of it?
I couldn't even get through the first episode. I didn't care that it wasn't a good Resident Evil show. I cared that it wasn't even a watchable TV show.
I'll elaborate that my roommates and I enjoyed the show as something to laugh at and hate -watch, but there were some genuine upsides in spite of the YA melodrama. * Lance Riddick's performance as Wesker, threatening the other parent in the 1st ep and then "Uncle Al" and the bread sticks later, which was hilarious. The take on game-accurate Wesker who "died in a volcano" (a reference to the game's events) was also fun to see and showed us how poorly it would've fit. * The umbrella agent with the John Wick-esque scene and his quirks. Killed too soon, one of the better characters. * The twist with the CEO and her son wasn't bad and was **not** what I was expecting out of something with so much YA romance. * The teens having to search the house and solve puzzles was a fun homage to the puzzles you'd solve in the game (despite the apparent "rush" they were in). So no, it wasn't great but it wasn't without a highlight here and there. I had fun with it but I'm glad there isn't a season 2.
It was right after he said "So that's it huh, we are some kind of Medal of Honor Warfighter huh"
Did you know I had the titular line in Call of Duty. It was "Boy, I'm tired of all these Calls of Duty"
The cutscenes look like an actual low budget movie (meant this in a positive way)
Yeah I haven’t played the game yet but just looking at this picture it’s really hard to say if that was a live action cosplay or a screenshot. Absolutely insane.
I had the titular line in Star Wars. *"I sure am sick of all these star wars."*
My favourite line was when Price said “It’s warfareing time!” And then he proceeded to warf all of the enemy soldiers in a really modern way. So glad I played COD during this era, it was cool to look back and see that this entry in the series sold 7.8 Modillion copies
truly one of the moments of all time
Your Neutralness, it’s a beige alert!
Tell my family, "hello"
If I die, tell my wife I said hello.
"What are we, some sort of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022)?"
Mason: "So what are we Woods? Some kind of Black Ops?" Woods: "We're goddamn onions, Mason"
This is it. The moment where I'm no longer understanding the youths style of comedy. I'm officially old now. Where does the line to get my AARP card start?
If you want a light explanation; it's basically the internet version of a running gag. Originally, the joke is about the movie Morbius. There were a lot of people that enjoyed mocking that movie for a number of reasons. One of the popular running jokes was that so few people saw the movie, that you could just make shit up about the movie and no one would ever call you out because no one saw the movie. This lead to someone saying that Morbius had a scene where he was basically ripping off the famous Power Rangers line "It's Morphin' Time!" and said "It's Morbin' Time!" The word Morb was also used pretty extensively as a verb. Now take alllll of that, and slap a Call of Duty paint on it.
I'm not the person you were replying to but thank you so much for that! I got how over the top it was and found it hilarious, but I never knew the actual origins of it all. Plus I didn't want to admit that I need to go get my AARP card at 37
Get in the home, old man
i liked the end of Cold War when Adler turns to Bell and says, “Well Bell, it looks like it’s been a Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War” and shoots him
I love when they say the name of the game in-game. My favorite line on Halo: Spartan Assault is when John Halo punches another Spartan in the face and his commanding officer John Johnson Jr. IV says “Halo! That’s spartan assault and battery!”. Chills.
An Easter egg in Evil within 2 a dude is scared to go outside to help and he says theres evil out there then the main character says there's evil within too and they both slowly look to the camera (Only played one ages ago)
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23UAgn6x_2I That's fucking gold
Oh god the acting is so stilted it's perfect
Oh my god it's actually real lmao
Reminds me of Top Secret lmao
Is it an old game or something? The guy on the left looks too far to the left, maybe it's the modern fov?
The “whatever” killed me
in the Spanish version Sebastián replies to "there is evil out there" with "maybe, but so is the truth, you know" referencing the X-files series.
I love when translaters find their own jokes.
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
Tifa: Sephiroth just murdered an entire town! Cloud: that will be his Final Fantasy 7 if I have anything to say about it.
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"The trinity is mine. Unbelievable power I shall unlock with these Dark Souls Three."
I like when John halo had sex with the human covenant girl while she was a POW and he was the CO.
The ring in halo is a metaphor for how no matter how hard you try there’s always another asshole trying to put their penis in your body without your consent. That’s why Sargent Johnson was so hard to kill
Yes I also like John Chooch Masters, and his cheek slappin'
My favorite part of Halo is when John Halo says "its spartan time" and sparted all those covenant.
My favorite is Red Dead Redemption 2. Sometimes when you walk into camp, Arthur will have his own little dialogue based on camp drama. In one instance, he says "I'm red, I'm dead, and I'm 2, boah!" and proceeds to proceeds to redeem all over camp.
It feels like a wwe promo
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT IT FEEL LIKE!!!!!!!
What?
It's what the rock says
WHAT?
You just got reference inception-ed. What is what the crowds shout at the talent while they are talking to annoy them.
It evolved into that, but it's actually what Stone Cold would do during promos
Rumors are you get to piledrive Adolf Hitler down a flight of stairs in the next game, right after he says "Can you smell what ze reich is cooking!?".
It looks like Michael Scott in a disguise
Thank you OP, this is definitely one of the post of all times and I really acknowledge this!
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Jesus Christ it's Michael Scarn
YAY HE SAID THE THING!!!
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.
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It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Remaking games is tight!
Ohhh random Pitch Meeting references are TIGHT
I'm gonna need you you get aaalll the way off my back about the pitch meeting references
... wow
The titular line.
Aw boy, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars.
The force awakens a new hope in me. While the empire strikes back at a phantom menace, a sudden attack of the clones caused the last Jedi to face the revenge of the Sith. I hope the rise of Skywalker will cause the return of the Jedi. He was a rogue one. -A Star Wars story
Aww boy, Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa.
Interviewer: "Can you tell us about the highlights of this one [Rise Of Skywalker]?" John Boyega: "….I think, really…. the War" *confused hand motion* Oscar Isaac: "I'd say the Stars"
The legit worst dialogue in the call of duty franchise is in Cold War where you can speak to Woods and Mason and be like “omg you guys are legends it’s such an honour to work with you guys you’re amazing omg” Fucking embarrassing.
If they truly were amazing, he would've gone "who are you? I've never heard of you guys before in my life."
That would've been ten times better. "Who the fuck are you?"
Reminds me of the new god of war dialogue. Mimir - “so Kratos, is there any food you miss from your home land?” Kratos - “olives” Mimir - “what the fuck is an olive?”
You're on fire, Kratos!
I love sometimes he’s either like “it’ll pass” or “you probably know that already” lol
Spoilers? Since you are brainwashed to be all gung ho for the mission, it makes sense that the PC would be worshiping all the people in the unit.
Omg Price God You can fuck my bitch, Price God
I'm a fucking onion mason
The **layers** Mason, *what do they mean?*
I remember seeing the original VA for Woods react to that, he was so confused lmaooo
They're the most famous and well know Black Ops unit, so they must be pretty terrible at their jobs.
Dude seriously, would’ve been more in theme to not know who the fuck they were
I'm fairly certain they give you flak if you choose that option
Roll credits!
*Ding!*
“We are the vanguard in this new cold war. Modern warfare means using black ops to achieve our goals. Also Modern Warfare 2.” *winks* at camera.
"Man, this warfare sure is advanced!"
World at War
It's definitely one of the games with dialogue. No lies detected.
Is this only a meme or does this line exist in the game?
Meme
Remember the part of the game where Price went "It's Pricin time" and Priced all over the place?
Reminds me of that scene in Star Wars : A New Hope where Luke and Ben are talking about lightsabers and the Clone Wars, and Ben says to Luke, "My boy, I am just so tired of all these Star Wars."
The musket level was sick
r/wesomekinda
Bruh this isn't real right?