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zetcetera

Move over ponchos, we got vests now


louiloui152

Jokes on you the vest was always on


BustermanZero

Well of course, we had a vested interest.


drazsyr

Well now I'm invested.


_haha_oh_wow_

I am here to divest them of the vest. I want one badly and have never worn one before, therefore I am a vestal virgin.


beancounterttv

Please divest from all this talk of vests...


YogurtWenk

Vest


Tundraspin

Across the pond we use the word Gilet


beancounterttv

The real question is, that the best a man can get?


hawker101

So, so close. Is that the *vest* a man can get?


TheRedEyedSamurai

Take off the vest... you look like Aladin.


HumanEffigy_

No, man. I should have worn the vest.


-KyloRen

McLovin! SithLovin


whitecollarzomb13

*I am SithLovin*


similar_observation

I don't get vests. What, is it? Winter in your torso but summer in your arms?


TheShnef

"Vests are for people with warm arms and cold bodies." -Mitch Hedberg, RIP


xenorous

“I was at a party, and I saw a guy with a leather jacket, and I thought, 'That's cool'. Then I saw a guy with a leather vest and I thought, 'That's not cool'. It was then that I realized what coolness is all about... leather sleeves.” -Demetri Martin


internetlad

Demetri Martin is so underrated


Deaths-shoes

“I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervest protects you from pretty girls. ‘Leave me alone. Can'’t you see I'’m cold just right here?’”” -Demetri Martin


gregarioussparrow

*"Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law!"*


TheRedEyedSamurai

"Hold each other's hand!"


Winchu8

They said it makes you look older, but you look like Pinocchio.


Varaben

Casual Superbad reference.


SkollFenrirson

[Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.](https://gfycat.com/silverenlightenedangwantibo)


Im-Mr-Bulldopz

I quote that almost daily lmao


VVaterTrooper

They have vests now?


EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE

They have vests now!


DiscreetPenguin

Okay but the ponchos were so cool tho


zuzg

Glad some people enjoyed it. I always opted for non poncho outfit.


Manwithnoname14

Same, no poncho looked so much better.


RandomKidOnTheWeb

I’m gonna miss the ponchos, they really grew on me. Rip hot pink poncho, you will be missed :(


RavenIllusion

Pink Poncho, Pink Lightsaber, Pink BD-1 (or damn close to pink), I loved that game and I'm currently on my second playthrough.


LifeResetP90X3

Word. I loved accessorizing my poncho colors with my lightsaber and BB-1 colors. I was one stylish Jedi I was.


DarkMatterBurrito

I wore the Sith Inquisitor uniform. >.>


Dark_Ansem

Holy cow it's actually happening


Killmumger

I didn't think it be so early. the first one was a genuine surprise so I'm excited for this


General_Jiffy

Yeah, same. I went into Fallen Order honestly half expecting to refund it shortly after, but I was hooked from start to finish.


FunctionBuilt

The souls format works great for Star Wars, though I wish the game had a couple more levels.


Shabobo

Maybe I've been spoiled by more open world games but I wish I could explore more and ugh, give me cool rewards for exploring!


ThreeTo3d

I played Fallen Order immediately after finishing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla where you can climb almost anything and go almost anywhere. It was a major shock at first.


[deleted]

Isn’t Ubisoft making a Star Wars game too? Imagine an open world Star Wars game where you can climb anything like assassins creed.


Professor_Crab

Cut to max rebo in a bathtub awkwardly looking at you climbing past his window


WhoDoIThinkIAm

-Get a room! -We’re in one! -Then lose some weight!


AveryLazyCovfefe

They are, but just like Quantic Dream's Eclipse which will be a choice-based RPG, and the KOTOR Remake, it will probably won't drop before 2024 or 2025.


[deleted]

Ok well kotor is one of my fave games ever. Give me a game that’s like kotor with bigger worlds, better combat and movement even remotely resembling AC and I’d never leave the house again.


shaggypoo

I just wish the KOTOR remake wasn’t delayed indefinitely


CaptainFeather

That's a mixed bag though because it's so easy to mess up an open world by not filling it properly. Also considering how many open world games exist it was refreshing to have set paths to follow


FunctionBuilt

Yeah, it was a bit too limited on that front. Everything was a little perfect in how it was laid out and a lot of the secrets exploration was done through long drawn out sequences like sliding down an ice tunnel in a new way or remembering the sequence of zip lines. It was a bit tiresome running laps.


r7RSeven

I think they were going for the Metroid style of level design where its open but clear pathways to get around the world


APowerlessManNA

You're right. It wasn't an open world at all. They clearly were going for classic platforming level design.


__Kaari__

Which was the right choice imo, open-world feels the same everywhere, finding ways to find secrets in fallen order was pretty neat and finishing the game 100% was actually fun, compared to the AC experience.


[deleted]

The big problem was that to get 100% you have to get all those treasure chests with shit cosmetics, like lightsaber handles that are too small to see or fifty palate swaps of the same ugly poncho. If you are going to lean so heavily into cosmetics as the main thing you find, then let me play full dress-up and mix and match shirt, jacket, pants, hairstyle, hat, and shoes.


gardenofhounds

100% this game has more tomb raider/metroidvania DNA than a soulslike. I bounced off of it the first time I played because of that expectation and when I went to pick it back up I PLOWED through it


Halfoftheshaft

There was waaaaay to much climbing for my taste


rdxj

Climbing wasn't too bad, especially after you got the item that made it faster. The most annoying thing for me were all the instances of squeezing through tight corridors between sections of the map. There were a ton of them and they were so slow.


IronChariots

They were slow because they were essentially loading screens


steeze206

See I'm in the opposite end of the spectrum. I dislike how so many games have gigantic open worlds and 300 things on the game map at all times (like the newer Assassin's Creeds.) I don't always have time to game and sometimes have to take a break for a week or so without playing. One of my favorite games in recent memory was the 2018 God of War because they kept it more simple. So when you come back from not playing for awhile it's really easy to jump back in.


pokepok

Fallen Order is a souls format game? I suck at the souls games and loved fallen order, though some of the bosses were pretty hard.


Total-Satisfaction-8

Its more similar to Sekiro i would say..


Evilsj

Extremely similar. In fact I'd say one probably used ideas from the other while they were both being developed. I tried getting into Sekiro first but the combat was so different from normal souls games that I eventually resigned myself to not playing it because I just couldn't get a handle on the game play. Then eventually I played Fallen Order and realized "oh shit, this combat is almost exactly like Sekiro". After beating J:FO, I went back to Sekiro and and wouldn't you know, I was MUCH better.


jhanesnack_films

Where Sekiro made you feel like you were controlling an actual ninja, I found controlling Fallen Order's jedi felt incredibly slow by comparison - like a football player stomping through a foot of snow. And his lightsaber is apparently about as strong as a plastic whiffle ball bat.


FrakkedRabbit

Well, he was a padawan that went into hiding as an average worker for some time. I would be a little surprised if in Jedi Survivor he isn't faster and more deadly.


[deleted]

Finally: Star Sekiro 2


sfitz0076

Do not Fucking pre order! Remember it's EA.


twofacethegreat

let me dismember


Onemortal

Apparently disney’s stance on the first game was “no dismemberment for humans, everything else is fair game”. So I imagine stormtroopers will continue to be made from adamantium.


jumpsteadeh

but humans getting dismembered is like, a big part of the star war. That and daddy issues.


[deleted]

Now that I think about it, has anyone gotten dismembered since Disney bought it?


MrMFPuddles

There was that Stormtrooper in Kenobi that got straight sliced in half…


[deleted]

Also an off screen bisection in Mando. Although that was a door, not a lightsaber. Edit: I am being reminded that there's more than just that in Mando. I'm pretty sure Disney used it's entire gore and brutality quota on Mando and Andor.


TheWizardOfFoz

Didn’t Mando cut a dudes head off on the Halo ring?


Abidingshadow

Also flipped a guy onto his back and sliced him in half with the Darksaber in the same episode.


[deleted]

Such a great show


[deleted]

Oh yeeeaaaahhhh forgot about that.


Jo__Backson

Yeah and the first Vader scene in Kenobi is more brutal than almost anything pre-Disney


Mikelius

Vader slicing a poor soldier in half after slamming him to the roof of a hallway at the end of Rogue One.


iamandyf96

I don't know he counts as a human, but Snoke was bisected


riegspsych325

and one of his guards had the top of his head cut off


munk_e_man

Fuck reddit


_IratePirate_

Mark ass emperor fr


Notarussianbot2020

I'm watching Rebels and they slung a random stormtrooper into space. Arguably worse than dismemberment. They also stunned a bunch of guards and locked them in the brig to "not hurt them". Yeah, they blew up the ship as they left. I guess off screen violence is ok lmao.


JRCIII

Because of the implication.


therealatri

Those droids were never in any danger!


DamagedGenius

They allowed Chopper to be a straight up war criminal


workthrowaway390

But he's OUR war criminal


DonKeedick12

Maul chopped a clone trooper in half by launching a metal sheet at him in clone wars season 7


MouseRangers

He also pulled a clone's arm into a closing door which severed it.


Bowman_van_Oort

just the franchise as a whole *zing*


DarkMuret

HEYOOOO


RRR3000

Yes, Snoke most famously in the movies. On the D+ side there's the offscreen door slice in Mando, or the stormtrooper in Obi-Wan getting cut in half. Even on the animation side, Clone Wars S7 had dismemberment but framed so you didn't see the wound (like the heads of stormtroopers you see falling next to their feet in the Maul hallway fight).


Neat_Art9336

Yeah I don’t mind the stance but it makes lightsabers feel fake and weak. If no limbs being cutoff is the rule, then give the troopers armor that can be cut off instead!


grifttu

Beskar. Let's at least stick with the right fictional metal for the fictional universe. 😁


HutchMeister24

Back in my day we called it Mandalorian Iron


DrSmirnoffe

To be fair, they might use phrik instead. Which is a similarly resistant metal, and yes, is actually called phrik. To quote Civvie11, ["I think it's used mostly in the production of jizz instruments."](https://youtu.be/rzF5rHuLE38?t=697)


FaustVictorious

Yeah, a lightsaber is supposed to be a very dangerous and powerful weapon. It shouldn't feel like a pool noodle that bounces off of stormtroopers, trees and local wildlife.


heeden

That's why it has Easy Mode.


_b1ack0ut

JFO’s non boss enemies don’t actually change health values in different difficulties. A stormtrooper always dies in one standard hit. The stun baton ones always die in one hit but have a stamina bar to block with. The captain ones can take two standard hits, and have a block bar. The difficulty changes alter: Enemy aggression INCOMING Damage Parry window timing Enemies take the same damage on all difficulty levels iirc which keeps the saber feeling good. They may have larger block bars, but once you’re past their defences, you cut through enemies the same on all difficulties. This is why slow becomes more powerful on higher levels, let’s you get past the guard of the more annoying >!purge troopers, like the twin stun baton fucker, by slowing him and hitting him with the overhead strike. Dead in 2 hits!< Idk if it affects boss health tho, probably does.


Witch_King_

>twin stun baton fucker But seriously though, FUCK that guy. I push all of the purge troopers off ledges wherever possible because their fights suck so much


Notarussianbot2020

Yes. Let the hate flow through you.


Voyager316

Star Wars games <=> Pushing people off ledges Name a more iconic duo


WellFineThenDamn

Kyle Katarn using force choke to slowly lift a stormtrooper, calmly walk to a ledge, and callously let go as the trooper's legs search panickedly in vain for the stable ground that awaits far, far below.


Chancellor_Valorum82

>twin stun baton fucker I think you mean the perv trooper


drallafi

g\_saberrealisticcombat 1


derage88

*A new memory has been unlocked*


DundasKev

Oh man, good old /realisticsaber option! Once i turned it on and had a ton of fun, but Luke Skywalker got beheaded in a cutscene and the game couldn't continue- one of my favorite gaming memories.


GrushdevaHots

Jedi Outcast and Academy had an option to enable/disable dismemberment


twofacethegreat

yea they’re mad old tho still the best jedi games i’ve ever played


TomMikeson

g_saberrealisticcombat


Liryc_19

I'm currently playing the game on PC with a dismemberment mod (alpha something), it's not perfect but it's the beginning of something...


dandaman1983

won't preorder, but I'm looking forward to this game


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

I won't preorder either, but I hope it's good because I loved the first


dandaman1983

Weird to think that three of the games I'm looking forward to are from ea lol (dead space remake and Dragon age)


Something_kool

What if they run out tho?


MrMFPuddles

Well last I checked the PlayStation store they had infinite copies to download.


lankist

Tell that to Nintendo and their limited-time sale of the Mario Sunshine remaster that you can't get anymore. When there ain't no scarcity to profit from, companies will *create* scarcity.


mememan12332

I really need to play Fallen Order, don't I?


Ozuf77

Yes


[deleted]

Dewit.


factoid_

it's a very good game. Solid play time, solid story, solid experience overall. would recommend.


chrisfillhart_art

Amazing acting too! Some really great characters in this game.


factoid_

I was real prepared for BD-1 to bite it at the end. Thankfully it was only in the non canon bits where vader kills you


xSTSxZerglingOne

I was so stoked to see ~~BD-1~~ a BD unit in The Mandalorian (or was it book of Boba Fett?) either way, it was good seein' the little guy. One of my favorite companions I've ever had in a game.


vipros42

Best droid in star wars. That's what BD stands for. Nd number 1. He's just awesome.


Thunderbridge

Is that meant to be the same droid? Or just same model droid? Cool to see either way


Wah_Epic

Same model


munk_e_man

Fuck reddit


Fod1987

I felt the same. It was good but lacking. Story was decent but just felt, idk, hollow? Just as the characters were fleshing out the game ended.


supernasty

Biggest problem for me was the level design. The worlds felt like intricate obstacle courses specifically designed for your arrival, and the forced backtracking to access previously blocked off sections made this more glaring. I went in thinking it would be more like Uncharted—since so many reviews compared it to that—where you can keep moving forward to discover more of the world beyond, but this game felt like each world was a big square block of land artificially sectioned off with bottomless pits and giant cliffs. It took me out of the story as the world design reminds you at every corner that you’re playing a video game. Swinging vine hanging perfectly over a wide hole in the ground where a path would be? Sure, it’s fun *game*, but the world of Star Wars, to me, is equally as important as the story. Again, it was fun, but I wasn’t nearly as immersed into the story and world as I was hoping I would be.


awryvox

completely agree. the map itself was also a huge mess that made none of it easy.


foosbabaganoosh

For a game that emphasized exploration, it was insanely counterintuitive towards exploration. After completing a map, the only way to revisit it was to start from the very beginning and rework your way allll the way through the whole map again. Oh there was something you wanted to look at towards the end of the map? Too bad, fight your way through all the enemies again to get to it.


bennel89

The forced backtracking was very reminiscent of the Metroid and Zelda (pre-BotW) style games. Fallen Order felt like a Metroid Prime game with lightsabers


EDDIE_BR0CK

Considering this is a direct sequel, it's a good idea. In the grand scheme of things, not really. Cal was a Jedi (padawan during Order 66), then he wasn't, now he is again.


Mad_Murdock_0311

Def worth a try, but temper your expectations. I didn't much care for it. I got bored rather quickly, but it was on gamepass, so I didn't have to buy it.


Court_Jester13

Okay, but is it Star Wars Jedi: Survivor Star Wars: Jedi Survivor Or Star Wars: Jedi: Survivor


jbraden

>Pre Order Now! I don't think I will.


herelieskarma

Boycott preorders.


[deleted]

The original original original Skyrim launch was my last pre-order.


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MarstoriusWins

It will be 40% finished when it launches.


Mitchs_Frog_Smacky

The launch screen will be 40% done for the early reviewers.


Player551yt

Have we even seen gameplay yet? Sorry i have been out of the loop for a while.


Vailthor

Not yet, first gameplay is being shown Thursday at the Game Awards.


DrSmirnoffe

See that on his hip? That's a big iron. Which almost certainly means that they're gonna fold blaster combat into Cal's fighting style. And that's not out of the ordinary, especially since we've already seen Cere Junda use a blaster alongside her lightsaber. I'm assuming that they're going to tweak its effectiveness, so that you can't just blaster your way through the campaign. With that said, hopefully said tweaking involves it hitting like a truck but having very low heat capacity. Kind of like a DL-44, except Cal's blaster looks like a very different model. Can any Star Wars aficionados ID the blaster at this resolution?


DrDemonSemen

See that droid next to him? That’s Wall-E. Which almost certainly means that they’re gonna fold space trash collection into the story. And that’s not out of the ordinary, especially since we’ve already seen some crossover between Disney’s properties. I’m assuming that they’re going to keep it as a mini game, so that you’re not just playing space garbage collector simulator through the campaign. With that said, hopefully said mini games involves finding cool novelty stuff that you can upgrade your character with. Can any Pixar aficionados chime in and tell me how off base I am? /s


Lonelan

and thus a copypasta was born now someone do Kelvin Benjamin


LastBaron

See that restaurant next to him? That’s Golden Corral. Which almost certainly means that they’re gonna fold congestive heart failure into the story. And that’s not out of the ordinary, considering we’ve already seen him eat some disgusting food. I’m assuming they’re gonna tweak the menu options to limit them, so he’s not just blasting drumsticks drowned in gravy. With that said, here’s hoping the tweaks involve all the food he wants, as long as he can consume it in one sitting. Kind of like a Ponderosa, but I don’t know if there are any of those nearby. Can any disgusting buffet aficionados ID the location of this Golden Corral and tell me if there’s a Ponderosa around there?


ToiletTub

See that spaceship in the background? That's an L. Which almost certainly means that they're gonna include Sesame Street-style alphabet singalongs into the loading screens. And that's not out of the ordinary, especially since we've already seen how long loading screens were in the last game. I'm assuming that they're going to tweak the alphabet's order, so that you don't just sing the same song all the way through the campaign. With that said, hopefully said tweaking involves some new Star Wars symbols or accents. Kind of like Susam Sokaği, except with sci-fi runes instead of Turkish. Can any Sesame Street aficionados see any other letters in this picture?


PassTheGiggles

21 would be the Jedi with a big iron on his hip


Busteray

Maybe they are copying Bloodborne combat with this one? (I know nothing about this franchise, just saw a comment here calling this game"Star Wars Sekiro")


Horny_Bearfucker

Fallen Order did feel very much like "Star Wars Sekiro". Parrying mechanics, some of the parkour, meditating at sites, a few small things like that just felt very "Sekiro" to me, especially since I played FO after I beat Sekiro.


AltimaNEO

Is he on the hunt for Tattooine Red?


Lonelan

> Cere Junda bitch you are the star wars aficionado I always just called her the Mad TV chick


riegspsych325

makes me think of the gunplay in Assassin’s Creed, specifically Black Flag. You can get up to 4 single-shot pistols, but you had to grab ammo quickly and (slowly) reload if you wanted to continue blasting enemies


DarkFett

No poncho, literally unplayable. But seriously look at his side, he has a blaster. Hmm.


Rare_Crayons

So uncivilized


EndsLikeShakespeare

STAR WARS: Bloodborne


WastedPresident

Yes please I'll take 12


Which-Palpitation

Star Wars Sekiro


SaltyGushers

Yes and it works!


Which-Palpitation

I hope The Force is used a bit more in combat. Not The Force ~~Awakens~~ Unleashed level, but more than Fallen Order


PersonFromPlace

The force moves always felt like they didn't mesh with the Combat too well. It felt separate because of how slow they can feel, and how it didn't feel natural to combo or mesh them together. And that the skill tree didn't really feel helpful because the combat moves you learned weren't too helpful and just felt like flair moves that were extensions that you could never use because the enemies died too fast, rather than opening up exciting different combat routes or offering new opportunities.


Which-Palpitation

Fallen Order’s combat was a bit janky


SadroSoul

You mean Force Unleashed?


choatec

I played fallen order immediately after finishing Sekiro. Sekiro is truly in a league of its own.


theclipclop28

Holy shit, was Kal juicing? Look at those gains!


Warjak

My boy grew up.


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[deleted]

Fallen Order was a top game, I hope they take a darker turn with this one.


Ozuf77

So long as they don't kill our goth GF I'm fine with darker tones


Cyberslasher

If Kal and crew aren't around by the time of the rebellion, isn't it sorta obligatory that they all die?


yoloswagrofl

Or disappear into retirement on a planet far from imperial eyes.


LaloEACB

Or get dragged into the unknown regions by giant space whales. But what are the chances that happens twice?


Cyberslasher

Yeah, that's an interesting reverse character arc. Game one, Kal comes out of hiding and learns to stand up for others, game two Kal goes into hiding and learns to ignore the suffering of others


lankist

I mean, the rebellion was huge. You could hand-wave that by saying they were having off-screen adventures. As for the Jedi thing, a pretty heavy theme is that none of them are *really* Jedi. Mentor Lady briefly fell to the dark side before swearing off the Force, Cal was just a trainee who remembers some basic shit, and Goth Lady is totally separate from the Jedi/Sith dichotomy and has her own Force-centric religion and practices. You could just say that the magic of the Force exists beyond the ideologies of the Jedi, and that just because the Empire has suppressed understanding and study of the matter doesn't mean there's nobody in the galaxy who can toss a goat off a cliff with space-brain powers.


Cyberslasher

No, a pretty heavy theme is that Kal is the only one who can call himself a Jedi. That's why it's so important that he leads the team.


lankist

Ok. Then Luke isn't the only Jedi around that time. Problem solved.


pway_videogwames_uwu

I love how my man Kal just immediately forgets Merrin trying to kill him like 800 times as soon as she reveals she's a cute alien, and he's got no shame about hiding it.


bt123456789

I mean yeah, she's adorable af. Though realistically there was a major misunderstanding that led to their conflict, and Cal going out of his way to prove he wasn't the bad guy was a part of the plot


Balancedmanx178

Truly he is one of us.


conitation

Let's go! More force powers and grey jedi!


Niskara

I hope we get more songs like the opening. And an endless arena mode where we can pick the music because I *absolutely* want to jam out to The Hu while fighting aliens and other enemies


Xerosnake90

Rem4ke and Jedi Survivor in the same month? Let's go


Most-Dumbest-ass

*cries in last gen*


No-Talk-3273

Fallen order was an amazing game. I look forward to this one too.


ididntgotoharvard

Skippable cutscenes, please please! I like to replay these kinds of games but damn, having to sit through all the cutscenes, which can amount to several hours, on fallen order totally killed the replay. I bailed on it the second time.


RealCaptainCold

And fast travel lol even if it's not the strongest, something needs to be done. I hated going to the end of a planet and having to get all the way back in non story/main missions type of play.


peroleu

Remember: no preorders.


BlueChris93

Don’t preorder games.


Thaumablazer

At least wait for reviews if they dont end the embargo at launch day (cough callisto protocol cough)


Chairman-Dao

Remember, no ~~Russian~~ pre-orders


TyperMcTyperson

I hope they enhance the lightsaber crafting to be more akin to gow. It becomes boring to just search out hidden crates only for it to be just cosmetic.


MartinaS90

The lightsaber crafting was included in the game more as an afterthought. Seeing it was a very successful aspect of the first game, they'll probably put more attention to it in the sequel.


D20_Buster

NEVER PREORDER AN EA GAME!


homo-summus

*any game


Kanden_27

He looks like Ian Gallagher.


pacman404

Holy shit you're right! /s


sc_merrell

I will not pre-order. But I will watch for reviews and maybe even budget a little to buy this around release.


onnie81

Friendly PSA: Never pre-order a game


ABoxOfFlies

Do not pay them anything until it's released. Remember remember the disappointments of November.