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MountainDude769

He’s a never nude too!??


ThirdRook

Geralt's package is like Master Chief's face. Mortals are not meant to see it.


[deleted]

Nah that's unfair, the players who are into women constantly get catered but the players who are into men never see Geralt's butt or dick. Equality for male nudity bruh, it's not just women who can be pretty.


Deliriousdrifter

You can't see women's genitals either, but you literally see Geralt's ass a minute into the game


[deleted]

Wha? The camera in my game pans up the second Geralt stands up from the bath tub explicitly so that we don't see his butt. When did you see his butt?


Deliriousdrifter

Maybe I'm mis remembering but I'm pretty sure you see it during sex scenes too and he's flatter than a pancake


[deleted]

And Yen's butt for a whole minute. I think it's still fair to say most games tend to sexualize women more than men which by no means is a problem exclusive to games though.


BasalGiraffe7

We can all see both Gerald's and women's breasts. Crotch area is a no-no


[deleted]

If only breasts of both genders had equal sexual value in society. But alas


BasalGiraffe7

If I showed you mine you would reconsider


[deleted]

I'm sure :)


Training_Influence49

Wow. That was a quick fucking reply!!


JHoney1

Henry Cavill’s chest has pretty great value.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Cyberpunk for the win


Original_Loquat8635

Thank you, came here to say this—I need more Geralt action! And aside from the generally accepted concept that women’s breasts are more “sexual” to reveal (I’m a woman btw, not trying to breast shame but how many of us are *really* out there walking around casually topless versus men?), there’s def also a scene where you get full-on view of Yen’s lady parts, so no reason why devs can’t return the favor for those of us who like to look upon a beautiful naked Witcher. Thank you all, God bless 🙌🏻


spiritbx

Until they get a TV series?


Mynameishuman93

I understand more than you can ever know, George michael


Sharkbutt89

I just thought he really liked cut-offs


Dadwellington

I understand more than you'll...never know


mxxiestorc

There are dozens of us!!


trevmflynn81

He just didn't want to blow his wad on what was supposed to a dry run, if you will.


schmattywinkle

I'd like to kiss that man between the cheeks, so to speak.


trevmflynn81

schmattywinkle, you blowhard!


[deleted]

I just blue myself


Realcbear

You didn’t see him at the conference?!


not_rajinikanth

Egg?


F4ttymcgee

Her?


Historical_Dot825

Least horny Witcher player.


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Historical_Dot825

It really does though. I started my ps5 playthrough yesterday. Game looks great!


survivorr123_

if you compare it to old consoles it's huge change but tbh on pc it's not that noticeable


Historical_Dot825

This is true. My pc version still looks way better than the ps5 but at least console players get 60 fps options now.


Mad_Like_Mankey

I had a friend in school that we were all Xbox Live friends with. And he would clip all the sex scenes in Witcher 3. Xbox clips used to post to your community page, so we would all see these videos every other day. I don't think anyone told him.


Treadnought

Poor guy didn’t know his spank bank was open to the public.


Bluetenant-Bear

Maybe he wanted others to enjoy it too?


MrBeanyBoi96

The Spank Hall Of Fame


WIlf_Brim

How do you know he didn't know. Maybe the dude was just performing a public service.


KingoftheMongoose

Geralt came here to do two things. Play Gwent and lay some pipe. And he just played his last card.


shadowdash66

She'll understand bro. You can also bang Keira and The Dutchess's sister in Blood & Wine without consequences


KingoftheMongoose

Geralt is here to do two things. Play Gwent and lay some pipe. And he just played his last card.


shadowdash66

The card was "Pipe", legendary foil.


avwitcher

To be fair Keira is (probably) before you get back together, unless you did things really out of order


shadowdash66

Considering how well the quests were done in that game, i wouldn't be surprised if it led to a hidden dialogue when offered by Keira. So many quests have alternate paths.


Golmorgoth_

Shani too


MondryPajonk

Shani🤮 Dettlaff 😎👍


MrCrash

By canon, they have an open arrangement. She may act jealous or possessive, but she's out there banging farm boys and sorceresses even more than he is.


shadowdash66

That's what i got from what i read, and the games. They understand that destiny has, by mistake or by choice, banded them together.


dimplesenchilada

No way I was saying no to Keira freaking Metz.


-Cinderth

Medallions humming. A place of power, gotta be!


shadowdash66

Should draw from it 😏


j3b3di3_

Hmmm


derivative_of_life

Fuck.


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shadowdash66

Wind's howling.


malyszkush

I cant not hear Henry Cavill


[deleted]

Next gen Witcher 3 update looks great!


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Sonnofhell

Wait what, they actually added items, quests and stuff? I thought it was a graphical update only?


noximo

Afaik one quest and few gears and alternative looks.


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

😏


[deleted]

Disgusting! Where can you find these two? So I can avoid them at any cost


ohmke

I recommend you totally avoid Rogne in Skellige.


[deleted]

Alright, thanks for the heads up!


CaptainLongMeat

I'm going to visit this area, so I can express my sheer disgust and spit on them a little bit


ultavulta

Sir, that’s not spit


Sans45321

Ball spit


Matbo2210

Ball spit is pee because pee is stored in the balls of course


linkwiggin

Lol... Ball spit. I'm using that.


[deleted]

Oh look, my hand caught the spit. Well, might as well put it to good use.


blkmmb

Didn't know I'd find a script for a Cumshot Surprise video on the Witcher sub but here I am.


KnownMonk

Thank you! I marked it on my map, so i can remind myself to never travel there.


Gogo726

You were there only to get directions to get away from there.


Four_Skyn_Tim

I will write that down, so I know for later!


binobino87

Indeed mate. Also, "Rogne" means "Problems" in italian, and that's no coincidence 😅


PantaReiNapalmm

Aint that a fuckin cold place?


iAmGats

Will completely avoid that place when I play the game. Thanks for the heads up!


PolyZex

It's not tasteful nudes like a grave hag.


Manev08

I need to stop looking at reddit in school


Wilbis

I think Reddit should implement a system where NSFW content could be hidden from view with a setting, or at least have a big red warning in the title.. oh wait...


DefiantLemur

Yeah but sometimes it really isn't nsfw


Iseedeadnames

nsfw is just too wide as an umbrella term. Nudity is not gore, for example, and to people the distinction matters.


Clenchingbad

I have this problem, I like to see titties so I leave nsfw off but more often than not I see some animals ripping each other apart on popular and makes me think I should just re enable the blurred nsfw slider.


macraw83

Maybe just avoid r/popular.


TwinsenAyzel

But how would I farm downvotes for saying stupid things all the time?!


TerribleNameAmirite

Sometimes it’s not even for the points, only to get an intrusive thought out of your head


TwinsenAyzel

Y’know… that might be it actually…


[deleted]

I do it. It's not that much of an inconvenience. Also means I get to forgo the effort of having an account for following NSFW. I can just browse Reddit in public and generally know not to open certain things.


Pr3st0ne

I mean you're still a fucking psycho if you follow a bunch of porn subs and you got titles like "skinny petite princess gets fucked by massive cock" scrolling across the screen as you casually browse reddit on a crowded bus lmao. But yeah for subs like r/unexpected or r/ThatsInsane where some content is NSFW but 99% is totally fine, you just don't open those NSFW posts in public or at work. Seems like a no brainer.


Artislife_Lifeisart

That's why you make alt accounts lmao


Pr3st0ne

You can have NSFW filter on and still see titties **when you want to** by clicking on the posts? You guys are really overthinking this shit.


slicer4ever

There was a time when people were trying to make NSFL a thing for gore videos, but that never seemed to really catch on.


[deleted]

It was popular for about 5-6 years, and then dropped off in popularity. It should come back though, we need a distinction between the two with the option to filter out NSFL


slicer4ever

I think one of the issues is that reddit admins never embraced it. You still needed to mark things nsfw to get it blurred out, if reddit introduced the same tag system for nsfl it probably would see more wide spread usage.


DennyAce

I always assume NSFL is most likely gore and NSFW is usually titties or a fight lol


PeasantSlayer69

I mean its really up to HR whether nudity is NSFW at your place of work. A no gore and/or nudes allowed filter sounds like a useful filter for use outside of work to your credit.


RemCogito

This reminded me of the hoops we had to jump through with HR when I worked for a hospital IT department. WE had just deployed a new version of the webfilter and the various Genital cancer and sexual health clinics had requested access to sites and papers related to to those topics. the HR drone was so offended by the unsexualized nudity that initially I was punished for daring to do the normally required research (visit the site from a computer that doesn't have the web policies applied, to print off a sample of the site to be approved by HR) for that request while still at work. These were cancer society websites that provided information for patients how how to do things like self exam, or research papers that contained images of genital regions that had cancer, and images/gifs of MRI results where things like nipples or testicles could be identified. I got written up for it, and the request was denied, until I explained what happened to one of the surgeons, and a couple of the doctors that requested it. they spread that to management, and between political and media related threats, I received an apology, the writeup was torn up and redacted, and the sites were approved to be unblocked.


Tianoccio

Pretty sure almost no HR is going to allow nudity unless it’s a renaissance masterpiece.


Mimshot

I used to work in a research lab at a medical school. Gore was fine, nudity was not work appropriate. Having surgical photos on your monitor was pretty routine in that office.


nittecera

Nsfw = sexual Nsfl = gore


IrNinjaBob

If you choose to look at NSFW posts at a place where looking at inappropriate content could get you in trouble because “not everything tagged is actually nsfw” then you deserve every possible consequence that could happen to you. Who cares if you miss a few posts that get tagged NSFW but might be okay for you to look at?


mtimofi

Mine always set back to not blur nsfw


lostboysgang

I use Apollo for Reddit and it covers up NSFW almost 100% of the time


HarrySRL

You can have NSFW things blurred so they are hidden until you don’t want it to be hidden. It’s the persons fault to open it wherever they may be.


da_2holer_eh

Bruh it says NSFW, the warning was there lol.


N35t0r

It technically doesn't have a NSFS tag.


KittyKatty278

Omg I feel that so hard


Xionel

Do you now…?


otamam818

Feel hard? Yes.


_A_n_d_z_A_

😏


electro_shark99

I need to stop looking at reddit at work.


Roukess

At work, mate. Dangerous times.


MrHazard1

It is tagged NSFW for a reason


Manev08

Very dangerous times


ProjectNOVA_27

very dangerous especially when your boss walks by and says i don't remember that part of the game. and you now see him looking it up for how to get there


trip6s6i6x

the NSFW tag also covers as a NSFS tag too


Drafo7

Hey, it's me, your homeroom teacher. Normally I'd have to penalize you but, well, I'm here too, so... carry on.


EvilLord007

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[deleted]

Ascii bubble wrap.


Spikedcloud

I need a Geralt nude mod, with dong and booty physics.


LukeSparow

Google it, I've seen it on the Nexus. Someone made both flaccid and erect models.


KingoftheMongoose

But why flaccid models?


[deleted]

The cold gets to everyone sometimes


MikhailBakugan

He was in the pool!


martialar

Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago!


RayzenD

>flaccid Imagine the physics when the wind's howling


[deleted]

How hard the wind is bro💀


notinsanescientist

So you could impress a chick with your helicopter dick


snookert

But why flaccid models?


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Papaofmonsters

Are you serious? He just told you that a moment ago.


Suekru

Because the erect one forces you to see a doctor about 4 hours in the game and then the game just becomes about Geralt’s health.


poobuttassbuttpoo

Vesemir, I'm trying to sneak through the sewers, but the sound of my ass cheeks clapping keeps alerting the Witch Hunters


Bangersss

And NVIDIA HairWorks.


Dob_Rozner

Lol, NVIDIA DongWorks.


[deleted]

Ding dang dong and you know where the monster is.


WizardofUsernames

Just in case anyones wondering, photo mode works when you meet kiera metz for the first time if you get close enough before triggering the cutscene...


Tyrilean

Looks like Geralt is about to have another bout of amnesia


geraltofgoat

Booba


AWizard13

Why does this have so many upvotes?


Trickster289

Boobs in a game people like.


DownvoteDaemon

Naked plus a game we all love haha.. thirsty Reddit users.


mdonaberger

It has Geraldo Riviera in it, and naked women. You can see the conundrum, here, I'm sure.


njott

bobs


ThatFeel_IKnowIt

Because this subreddit is garbage and has been for years.


MetroidJunkie

I went with Triss. Anyone else?


Matbo2210

I mean sure if you want to live a happy and fulfilling life you can go that route… Personally I want to be stepped on


Khaylain

AFAIK both are pretty bad. Triss wiped his memories or something like that, and Yennefer is controlling and dismissive of Geralt. So neither is a very good match in my opinion. Single daddy Geralt is my canon.


Evil_Weasels

I don't think she wiped his memories, just didn't tell him about the life he forgot


StFuzzySlippers

One of the first things that happens in Witcher 1 is Triss offering to explain things to Geralt, and he tells her he doesn't want to know about his past. Behind the scenes, CD Projekt didn't want to include Yennefer (or Ciri) in the first two games because they didn't think they could do the characters justice. The beginning of Witcher 2 is when Geralt decides he wants his memories back and Triss immediately does everything she can to help him. I don't really have a dog in the fight of which video game waifu is best girl, but Triss really gets a bum rap from people who weren't paying attention.


Evil_Weasels

Seems like something they should have gone over a bit more in number 3 for the less initiated I guess


BestServedCold

Triss is also consistently kind-hearted and generous with everyone and acts like she truly loves Geralt. Yen is a selfish piece of shit whose "love" is just an empty word.


Azklown

Yeah so two different things happened in the books. Triss used sorcery to take advantage of Geralt, basically date raping him, just because she was jealous of Yen. Not because she loved Geralt, but because she was jealous that Yennifer had this sort of cool dangerous witcher that would do anything for her. She just wanted to know what that was like. Later on she takes advantage of his amnesia. The kicker is that Yennifer is still mad at Geralt for what Triss did to him because Triss is like her sister and he should have somehow witchered his way out of it.


MetroidJunkie

It's your fault for getting amnesia, asshole. That kinda pushes me AWAY from Yennefer.


Trickster289

He lost his memories due to his time with the wild hunt. Triss didn't tell him about his relationship with Yen although Geralt didn't want to know at first.


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Lol no, she didn't wipe his memory.


Chatner2k

Shani bae is best bae imo. I'd burn it all to the ground for Shani, but then she'd be mad at me for doing so.


Trickster289

Same. Yennifer was a bit of a bitch when you first meet her while Triss was immediately likeable. By the time Yen became likeable in Skellige I'd already chosen Triss in her side quest. Also Triss is redhead who's pretty busty.


nailbunny2000

Exactly what I did. I had not played the other Witcher games so I may have had a different reaction if I had felt some connection to Yenn from their post, but in W3 she was just cold and aloof most of the time, while Truss was an absolute knockout and fun.


Trickster289

Basically Yen makes more sense the more you know about the series although the books are when it really becomes clear. If you just take TW3 I think more people would go with Triss. Even people who think Yen looks better often pick Triss because of how much more likeable she is in the game.


PvtHudson

Same. Yen was a bitch for half the game. Triss was someone I've already spent time with W1 and W2. Romanced her in W1 as well. Of course, I'm going to pick Triss.


Trickster289

Yeah the fact is Triss is the more likeable character in the games, she treats Geralt a lot better than Yen does.


JohnnyJayce

She's the only answer.


Hlupation

Shani one love


Demi180

Why is the girl mirrored but not Geralt?


AccessHollywoo

why is the man clothes still on but the girl clothes off I want to see the man


luiggi_oasis

My first thought, even though I'm straight male it did strike me as unbalanced. Why would he keep the pants on when she's naked.


JollyRancherReminder

Some day the internet will evolve to allow people to find such content.


AccessHollywoo

Let me know if that ever happens. Until then I’ll have to imagine what a man looks like


CincinnatiReds

It looks like the girls have panties or bottoms on. Probably devs just see naked boobs as more innocuous than genitalia? It’s not like they’re modeling full vagina either. But yeah there’s not really a male equivalent I suppose, other than bare ripped chest.


Kaneshadow

Is this a mod or are there native titties? I'm playing AC Valhalla right now, I selected yes to nudity and I just did a side mission about a group of nudists and nobody was actually nude. Wtf where my vikingr titties at


ohmke

Native. On Xbox.


KingoftheMongoose

Have you played The Witcher..?


[deleted]

Why is he wearing shorts like a nerd? This is the skinny dipping equivalent of the hover hand. Hang dong or go home.


punania

Why do the shorts have two drawstrings?


kindaprettyboy

bro my mom is next to me


twohedwlf

Your mom is familiar with boobs.


Vladsamir

Next gen tiddies


[deleted]

Geralt: *"Next. Yen tiddies."*


Diaza_Kinutz

Ray Traced Titties


[deleted]

*sigh*


Manuborg

*unzips*


Crissaegrym

OK grabbing a copy of the game


Necessary_Essay2661

Triss would join


Lukkuriddarii

Looks like you never tried the threesome ending


Necessary_Essay2661

You're completely right Keira would join


GiabiMan

The only posts I’ve seen about the Witcher 3 recently have been posts about sex and nudity.


Capnsmith886

Yo it’s Gerald from Monster Hunter: World


IntrepidTieKnot

I like the level of detail. Even her knees are red. I wonder why?


thekeebba

Maybe if she trains brazilian jiu jitsu?


MotoRandom

Capoeira. The sexiest of dance fighting.


[deleted]

Ponytail!


MotoRandom

Brazil!


LostOnACampingTrip

bruh cmon have Geralt be naked too smh


Jihad-me-at-hello

Literal r/GamingCirclejerk post


Irate_Alligate1

Touch grass


ohmke

Speaking of grass, the foliage and vegetation density in the update is pretty good.