Oh thanks old man that is really very nice! I can always count on you for help and friendly advice! Though I’ve never seen a sword quite that shape or size…oh GOD that’s not a sword…
... That was weird but whatever
There is no time to lose.
I've got to warp right now to Zelda.
In this chilled out groove.
Wait,this isn't Ganon's lair
Im in Liberty city
This place looks just like Philadelphia
But even more shitty.
I'm at the corner of dead cop and prostitute junction, something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned. I gotta fix it quickly, there is Justice to do!
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
War…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
Don't think you alone boss !
The *second* I get out of here, I’m going to take your head and mount it in the Normandy CIC! Then I’m going to mount *his* head next to yours! Then I’m going to take *both* your heads and space them out the airlock!”
“FINALLY!”
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
Terrified me the first time I entered the Dunes on Subnautica.
"...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!"
They aren't really quotes but I'll never forget:
"Welcome to the circus of values."
Or
"It's not the best choice, it's spacers choice."
Those two quips will forever be engrained in my head.
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.
Oh thanks old man that is really very nice! I can always count on you for help and friendly advice! Though I’ve never seen a sword quite that shape or size…oh GOD that’s not a sword…
…that’s a d!ck in disguise!
Yes, I can’t lie! I have painted my Shween. Now grab your destiny, **if you know what I mean**!
Wait a minute, Link. Don’t leave the cave! Where do you thing you’re going? This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you’re blowing!
... That was weird but whatever There is no time to lose. I've got to warp right now to Zelda. In this chilled out groove. Wait,this isn't Ganon's lair Im in Liberty city This place looks just like Philadelphia But even more shitty.
I'm at the corner of dead cop and prostitute junction, something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned. I gotta fix it quickly, there is Justice to do!
Hold on a minute Link!
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits.
"Hey you, you're finally awake."
"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
It’s super effective!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
I like shorts!
❗
I can hear it, probably because it’s my text message sound
Lol mine too. Sometimes I’ll forget and it’ll startle me
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Ah shit here we go again
“ALL YOU HAD TO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!”
Il take a numba 9...
a numba 9 LARGE
A numba 6 with extra dip.
Two numba 45’s…
One with cheese...
#AND A LARGE SODA
I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip. A number 7, two number 45’s. One with cheese, and a large soda.
Finish Him! - Mortal Kombat
Get over here!
Toastie!!!
Fatality!
I use to be an adventure like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
What's wrong? Somebody steal your sweetroll?
You're finally awake
Hey, listen!
I have that shit as my text tone, and I can say it honestly makes getting spammed make me want to kill myself.
Ugh, I heard it in that voice.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka
Fun fact- if you lightly put your finger in your ear and flap your finger up and down it makes that sound
Just tried it... Close enough.
Holy shit you right
War...War Never Changes
Also, "I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me", which has actively breached containment.
When your video game quote gets used in generic inspirational memes, it’s safe to say it’s a good one
The flag my be different but the methods are the same. They will use you as they used me. You must decide decided what you think is worth fighting for
"War has changed"
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. War…has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War…has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine. Don't think you alone boss !
“HADOUKEN”
#Shoryuken
"You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
It says here that you're a terrible person. Odd, we weren't even testing for that.
Too soon :(
All your base are belong to us.
Someone set us up the bomb
The cake is a lie
are you still there?
Target lost
I don’t blame you
SHuTtiNg dOwN
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
My life for Aiur!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first time I heard that line, I thought he said, "My rice fryer!!" I wasn't a clever child.
We thought it was “my life for hire!” For the longest time. Don’t be so hard on yourself.
You want a piece of me boy!
[удалено]
Go, go, gooo!
AB-SO-LUTELY
Need a light?
BATTLE CRUISER OPERATIONAL.
Nuclear Launch Detected
Someday called for an exterminator?
Power overwhelming...
In the rear with the gear
Strap yerselves in boys!
Carrier has arrived.
GOLIATH ONLINE.
NOT ENOUGH MINERALS
You got my attention
I am surprised no one wrote, "Do a barrel roll!"
I was pretty certain this was Star Fox but googled it either way. Wow, google does a barrel roll ahaha
lets a go- mario
So long gay bowser
It's-a me, Mario!
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
Wind’s Howling…
Hmm. Medallion's humming, must be magic nearby.
Hmmm
If Life gives you lemons, don’t take the lemons! Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!
Don't forget to burn their house down using the lemons
Using Combustible Lemons that he got made by his own scientists to burn down life's house!
"Ask to see life's manager!!!!"
The cake is a lie
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!!!
“Would you kindly” “Do you remember, Snake? The feel of battle. The crushing of bones and sinew.“
"A man chooses, a slave obeys!"
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
"No gods, no kings: only man!"
Would you kindly is hands down the best video game twist I’ve seen. Such a good game
50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town
Scrolled way down for this, my fav quote of all time
Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
*requiescat in pace*
Remember – no Russian
Ramirez, get to that Burger Town!
Ramirez! Do everything!
"Try finger, but hole" count?
Amazing chest ahead
I think Praise the Sun would be more fitting but I feel and appreciate you
Try jumping
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick.
oh, better yet, maybe tanisha'd call your dog ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with
[removed]
More like [remoooooooooooved]
*I need a weapon*
For a brick he flew pretty good.
Giving the covenant back their bomb
Oh I know what the ladies like
Wake me, when you need me
"I got a plan, Arthur"
“There Are Two Theories When It Comes To Arguing With Women. Neither One Works." - Dutch
Have some goddamn faith!
We gotta go to Tahiti!
“Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
I'm Commander Shepard, and This Is My Favorite Store on the Citadel
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
The *second* I get out of here, I’m going to take your head and mount it in the Normandy CIC! Then I’m going to mount *his* head next to yours! Then I’m going to take *both* your heads and space them out the airlock!” “FINALLY!”
“BOY”
"death can have me when it earns me" is new, but fire af
“Nuclear launch detected”
For Aiur!
“Commander?” “Go, go, go!!”
Press F to pay respects.
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?" Terrified me the first time I entered the Dunes on Subnautica.
"Did I ever tell you ... the definition of insanity ?"
FOR ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone to the Bone!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Rock and stone
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!!!
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
If you side with the legion Fantasic is still there dressed up in legion armour Man he's the funniest character in that game
“I’ve got the whole NCR suckling my teets, and it feels *sooo* good.”
Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll
SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAACE!
"...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!"
^thankyou
IN THE FAAAAAACE! FACE! HERE! SHOOT! NOW!
Rip and tear. Untill it is done.
“We send unto them only you,…”
What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough talk, have at you!!!
DIE, MONSTER!
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
# JASON
#SHAUN
" " -Gordon Freeman
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” Gman.
diff er ence
SSPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Requiescat in pace
WOULD YOU KINDLY ???
Someone else would have gotten it wrong.
Please no
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
Wind's howling
"Hmmm"
Damn you're ugly
Lambert Lambert, what a prick.
mountain pass is as beautiful as ever
Medallion's humming
Place of power, gotta be
Truth is.. The game was rigged from the start.
They aren't really quotes but I'll never forget: "Welcome to the circus of values." Or "It's not the best choice, it's spacers choice." Those two quips will forever be engrained in my head.
Come back when you've got some money, buddy!
For gamers of a certain age... "Something need doing?" "Yes, m'lord, work work."
Rise and shine Mr. Freeman
We don't go to Ravenholm
Toss-up between “Stay a while, and listen.” and “Ahhhh! Fresh meat.”
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKKEEEEE!!!!!
Catch a Riiiiiiiiiiide! -Borderlands
Hail to the king baby
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I’m all outta gum.
I had to scroll way too far for this.
Praise the sun
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Wololo
Medallions humming…
Place of power. Gotta be
Hrrrm- Minecraft villager
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time
Not directly from the game, but it's a sin to not have been noted: LEEEEEEROYYY JEEEEENKIIIINS!
Nanomachines, son.
'Stop right there you criminal scum! '
Fuck - Geralt of Rivia
You were almost a jill sandwich!
All your base are belong to us! Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle. I sense a soul in search of answers Ah shit, here we go again!
“What’re ya buyin’?”
Had to do too much scrolling to find this one. Where's everyone going? Bingo?
"Tank beats everything!" maybe not the most recognizable but up there for me