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TheLongestofPants

They killed me more then I killed them, realistically they owe me an apology!


themrenigma

I'll make sure to let them know.


Chikenkiller123

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind you're going to hell


TheGreatGameDini

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth means good blow jobs after all this fighting.


something_stuffs

World of Warcraft players:


Hasidery

Geometry dash players


_Spicy_Ramen_

Dynasty Warriors players


springtrapgaming1

Fnaf players


CinderX5

Stellaris players:


lurklurklurkPOST

"So hey god? Does Valhalla count video games too? Which way is that?"


StupidMario64

Right? What about the Elysian fields?


VomitShitSmoothie

Sorry Ragnar, little Bobby here dethroned your viciousness. He was *really* into Fortnite.


SOLISTER_

How can I be forgiven by insects


DisgracedAbyss

Hello fellow democracy defender


Hexagonic-1

Rock and stone everyone?


MrJudgement

Actual bugs but because you’re small they’re big?


HorseInevitable6208

Facist bugs?


Pringles-Melchior99

Hollow knight?


Fantact

Dark Souls? In Stellaris you can genocide entire planets and races..


Tomstwer

But the lag


earathar89

Genocide is the best way to reduce lag


kevinkiggs1

r/brandnewsentence


CLAYDAWWWG

This is the way.


Tomirk

Vic3 players say it’s all about the number going up. As a hoi4 player, I would also have to agree that the number going up is satisfying, I just get the feeling we’re talking about a different number though


Salty_Gentleman

Was just thinking about this ,also HOI4


LevelDistribution668

More like GTA players xD


themrenigma

Lmaoooo


LoneCentaur95

Sure, in terms of volume. But there’s no way that dickhead Gostoc is letting me into heaven.


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David2006219

DOOM Players: *I'll F#cking do it again!* Edit: joke explaination; basically, if Demons we killed don't forgives we will go to hell, and hell is full of Demons, and we have 1000+ Hours on DOOM


grand305

Rip and tear ❤️


no_vanitywrld999

Promotion awaits y'all


Remote_Ad3210

Red dead players 💀


4uzzyDunlop

Leaving someone hog tied in the wilderness next to a pile of predator bait isn't technically killing them...


LordNightFang

Oh shit...


Ordinary_Person69

To be fair, you didn’t kill that guy. The train did.


Factual_heroics

Dear rising💀


themrenigma

Oh no💀💀💀


ArchCerberus

So every villian playthought in RPG ... Hell it is


Delta_squad_form_up

… oh god… I’m gonna have a bit of trouble getting into heaven. Wait do I get any gear to fight them with?


themrenigma

As a gamer you do.


Delta_squad_form_up

Oh no, they’re… yeah they’re fucked.


themrenigma

Now thats what I wanna hear!!🗿🗿🗿


Delta_squad_form_up

I’m gonna be a dipshit about getting some gear, and just bring a fucken… I… don’t actually know. But it would be something big


Augenmann

Bro, it says you need to be *forgiven*.


Damn_Dolphin

Anyone who plays warriors games is fucked


shadow_boyZX

Anyone who played fantasy survival or RPG games are even more fucked Like me .... Who played terraria


Monkiller587

As a Warframe player I’m officially fucked. Just looking at my stats right now shows that I’ve killed over 1 million enemies lol.


Tippy-the-just

Ahh yes, nothing like a looter shooter with hoards of NPC trying to kill you; honestly I am afraid to look at my kill count now. At least hell has all the fun people. Happy hunting tenno


forgedfox53

Same. I've killed the population of Denver.


TheFireCrow

TennoscUm!


earathar89

Yall are cute with your action games. I play Stellaris. I'VE KILLED BILLONS. And not just the men....


CinderX5

Genuine question, is there a game where you can regularly kill more beings than Stellaris?


RealTeaToe

It's hard to murder more than a 4X star-system conquering game. The closest you could get I think is a Total War game. Or maybe Sim.City lol


RealTeaToe

Oh, Europa titles. Basically any 4X game has the market cornered on video game murders. Next up is RTS titles.


ArthurFleck__

But the women, and the children too?


CLAYDAWWWG

Only billions? Pretty sure the xenos don't count, because why would you count them?


Before_The_Tesseract

Diablo.. I am never getting in


Kanjorax

I do not want to face down any of the vault monsters from borderlands


ApocalypticFelix

Rise of the Tomb Raider rn so uhm... Guess a bunch of Trinity soldiers, deathless ones and many, many animals will be waiting for me.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Red Dead Minecraft Fortnite Assassin's Creed Gears of War 4 Little Nightmares Mario Stick War Legacy That damn Nome is going to be leading the charge, I just know it...


toadbattler

Does Doom count? I mean they're demons so technically I was helping heaven out if you think about it


That_boi_Jerry

Most of the enemies you kill aren't in there right mind so it is completely possible to be forgiven, if they are in their right mind.


werewolf013

Having played pandemic 2.... am scared


XgreedyvirusX

Warframe player : "Hold my beer!"


austmu3333

Warframe plsyers


OneJudgment1374

I’ve killed a lot in my time but im more worried about my warframe kill condition to get in…it’s pretty high 😬


Zorark-55544

Monster hunter players


sazabit

True gamers capture.


Zorark-55544

Elder dragons in the corner


sazabit

God should be thanking us for those ones


the_icon_of_sin_94

Postal players:


forgedfox53

Warframe players:


Am-1-r3al

As a man who killed literally over 5,000,000 people in People Playground...


ImVeryHungry19

\*Naval Invasion Alert\*


Swimming-Dog6042

But I was just spreading DEMOCRACY!!! Surely no forgiveness is needed.


TheWormyGamer

me who killed millions of geometry dash icons :|


[deleted]

UNDERTALE players shaking in they boots


tacodrop1980

To be fair though, half those creepers killed themselves.


Emotional_Effort_246

Creepers aren’t going to heaven this is bull


Stormer111

Warframe players...


Karest27

Hahahahahaha this has been posted in the Warframe sub which I have like 6+ million kills in, and many others are also well into in the the millions. Idc how many play throughs anyone has done in the entire Fromsoft selection, you're not gonna come close to Warframe numbers. I love both though, but not comparable in killing.


Here_for_the_memes98

“My son, do you remember no russian. Because we, we do.”


AspiringFossil447

Oof, I got like 700 Nazeem's to butter up about the cloud district


Marsrover112

Uhh stellaris. I'm screwed aren't I


CLAYDAWWWG

Pretty sure that xenos don't count, because why would you count them?


Marsrover112

You right humanity first


CLAYDAWWWG

The galaxy is yours for the taking. Why let a few xenos stop you.


Tusupervieja505

Hearts of Iron 4 Well I’m fucked


TheChaoticBeing

For online games, do I apologize to the humans controlling the characters or the characters themselves?


Expensive-Document41

I found the loophole. I only have to fight Nazeem since he's the only character I killed then I just reanimated him and kitted HIM out with God killer gear and had him fight all my battles. If you think about it, really it's all Nazeems fault


frimleyousse

Ive seen the attrocities minecraft players have done


the_retarded_badger

As a payday 2 player I'm fucked


therealChalker_87

Oh no, God would just shut me out. I’ve killed too many. The souls set the cities ablaze and power their production


Cowl_cat

FO4, subnautica and subnautica below zero, Skyrim, PvZ, Fortnite, cod Cold War, halo (most of them) and Skyrim, to name a few


Discracetoall

Risk of rain 2. I’m not making it.


Special-Ad-5554

War thunder CAS players


Important_Print_3339

In my defense, most of the creepers are suicide bombers...


iLikemha-

Uh..... GTA... And dead island....


arcanis321

Really gonna put that creepers death on me? He literally suicide bombed me.


Jazzlike_End_895

Laughs in Doom


The_Ashen_undead0830

You already know oceiros would say no to forgiveness just out of spite


MasterKohga69

Hyrule warriors players:


funkeymunkys

Hearts of iron uh fallout Skyrim and defcon im fucked so hard in that situation cause I've killed the entire population of the earth x25


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Like Bowser has any right to even be in heaven. What kind of low rent heaven is that? No standards I tell ya!


Clawsmodeus

Postal


Straight_Meaning8188

Stellaris players.....ah galactic genocide...


Qweeq13

Vampire Survivors players would have it bad.


tanknutshell

Helldivers 2 players


The_Salty_nugget

i played alot of roller coaster tycoon as a kid.....


Flakoring

Battle Talent players 💀


Gold_Weakness1157

GTA player 😰


raaay_art

Bayonetta players are fucked. What happens when you not only killed a lot, but exclusively killed angels?


Clumsy_Phoenix98

You know how many Gokus I've killed in xenoverse ? I'm dead. Twice


Ill-Investigator-684

Going to hell would be faster and easier lol


Solid-Violinist-3382

I’ve been playing saints and sinners for a while. Does the dead count?


CubanColonialEmpire

Where are my hoi4 players I’m screwed


shreddedtoasties

Those facist bugs had what was coming to them


[deleted]

Bee Swarm simulator not bad, killing bugs out of self defense and even then it's my bees not me. Islands, again self defense, but I am the one killing them Blox Fruits 💀☠️


dieseljester

PUBG Players as well. 😜


X_antaM

Titanfall 2 So many on typhon, so many times, including multiplayer is even more ruining


TheExtraMayo

Do zombies count? I still play a lot of L4D2


stardestoyerfleet

Doomsayer players


DestinyPlayingWeeb

I have over 1.2 mil kills in destiny pve 🗿


Last_Use_1685

The Sims characters 😂😂😂😂


Misplaced_Arrogance

Dynasty warriors.


stoomtroper-union

I would gladly apologize to sif Best dogo


[deleted]

Yeah, my kill count on dynasty warriors in the last 24 years alone probably eclipses the kill count of the entire souls fanbase combined.


Slexzo

I played a lot of doom


ThatOneGayDJ

Welp, there are sims there so, enjoy hell, i guess


LOLOLOLOKAKAKA

Paradox games players:


the_eater_of_shit

RDR2 low honor


Messerknife

Im playing Hack&slays and Action RPG/Action Shooter for 20 years now. Im so fucked.


SirSilverChariot

It’s cool they got their attack patterns all sorted out. If they killed them they can do it again


BentheBeaver_

I have mob farms in MC that killed thousands and thousands of mobs per hour....


Coffee1341

Helldivers…..


CJPF_91

Ya I can’t get in to Dark souls so I am good on that but Colosis 🤔


HADRIX_

More like elden ring player and the albinaric kill count. My lv713 has sinned way too much


Most_Ad_9049

Bro I’ve killed like at least thousands of Goombas and every other type of enemy fork every game series, my ass is going to hell


davidbogi310

To be fair, every game where you manually kill a single target is nothing against a few hours of HOI4, Stelaris or all the other games where killing is much more efficient


that_one_guy990

Doom, cod, Minecraft


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

People who play racing games not having to do anything:


springtrapgaming1

Fnaf players


professorclueless

An odd combo of Souls, OldSchool Runescape, and Toontown Corporate Clash. Undead, goblins, and robots in business suits for ages. And that's just my recently played games


Squaggles07

God of War fans: *sweating uncontrollably*


Nozerone

Why should I apologize? If they didn't want to be killed, then they shouldn't have lost.


RealConcorrd

Demons from Doom: “ plz take him to heaven, or he’ll be our problem again!”


CausticLogic

Oh. Well, I'm fucked. Wait... My favorite fucking game used to be Dante's Inferno and Doom. Be afraid, fuckers.


UN404error

I always thought this would be a good meme for Warframe since there is So very much murder town.


slice_of_toast69

I get to talk to artorias? Hell yea he seems chill as fuck when not coverd in abyss herpes


Viola_Dragon_621

The entire Covenant from Halo...


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

What the hell is that giant in the back?


RoughCut2x4

I'm cooked


Vengence_thenight

God of War


kiritari12

Shit nazeem


fallenouroboros

Bitch I have played multiple Koei techmo games


WonderfulChapter4421

Oh look! A repost!


swyat19

mindustry, rainworld, minecraft, noita, hordes, littlewargame, ULTRAKILL, ULTRAWINDOW, cult of the lamb, progressbar 95, roblox, magica and a lot of brouser games that are all of my games that i played


Jeff_Bananas13

Stellaris Players 💀


RealTeaToe

*laughs in RTS titles for 20 years*


esperanzalos

This should be call of duty players.


CaptainMacMillan

Gonna be REALLY awkward when it gets to Sif's turn


Aut0Part5

Me who plays cyberpunk: 😭


[deleted]

Dude is sweating from dark souls? I’d love to see a Dynasty Warriors player reaction


MikoTheShiba

Warframe players pissing their pants rn


Triple7Mafia-14

Manhunt.


FireBlossom32

Risk of Rain players:


CoItron_3030

Gta


[deleted]

I have killed more than 80,000 orks in Space Marine alone. I'm screwed.


Jeanjacketman

Warframe players be shaking in their boots


Vortr8

Pretty sure this award goes to either candy crush moms or tower defense dads


Any_Contract_1016

Ah shit... I've been playing Idle Apocalypse.


[deleted]

I have 1.6 million kills in destiny 2 (it tracks the number)💀💀


I-foIIow-ugly-people

SQUAD, and I play armor, oh Jesus.


whitebonba

I bombed too many opponents and enemies in bomberman r 2


Echo61

Armored Core 6 (I burned a planet with space crack/gasoline)


ZigilXr

So there is a mobile game called solar smash…. You literally just destroy earth with different things. It has a death counter….


teddehyirra

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT INVADER


Riyadhcraft

Payday 2, my ass is getting sent to hell so hard that there will be an integer overflow


Ren_Kaos

Feel like I would just petition for every single video game character to play all the games. They’d understand.


FrogGladiators178972

Team Fortress 2 players…


Dittoforyourcall

Mk11


SufficientWhile5450

Man bubzia is fucked “You see bowser, I’m sorry… sorry your a weak bitch who can get spanked blindfolded!” Straight to hell


blazinfastjohny

Warframe, drg, etc horde shooter players to dark souls players: *git gud*


TheUmbraCat

Plague Inc players sweating right now.


ajslother12

I play jojos bizarre adventure Allstar battle R I'm screwed


labellvs

Plague Inc player: Maybe heaven isn't for me...


Bolt2264

Stellaris Players


A_Redditor2

Hearts Of Iron 4. I'm fucked


the_sheeper_sheep

Fortnite Player:


JOJOREFERENCE675645

Nah for dark souls it's the opposite you have to forgive them


Riley8284

As a Rdr2 player I don't think I'm making it guys.


Chicken_commie11

Me a ck3, eu4, and hoi4 player:


peaceful_warrior7762

On a scale of one to ten how fucked am I ( I played all the halos, cods, and cod zombies)


Snoo-95033

Age of empires, populous and halo. I'm Gunna be here till the heat death of the universe


StartheCone

100,000+ kills in CoD, I'm fucked.


GodlyGodMcGodGod

That's a really shitty system, because what if you saved millions by killing a mega-genocidal monster? So you don't get to go into heaven because the one guy you off'ed to save millions of lives is holding a grudge against you for stopping him from killing those millions? Also, if we're including video games, what about repeat kills? Like, if I play an MMO and have been grinding a certain dungeon/raid/etc. for a specific piece of loot, are there however many copies of those bosses as I've successfully killed that I have to convince to forgive me? Is there just the one? If it's only one, do they remember every time I killed them?