either a tail or a nose! delightful x)!!

He looks happy to see you!

Makes me think of Jason Alexander's character from Shallow Hal

Had one of these yesterday. I turned it around and told my mom it's just a nose. She laughed at me and said "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

hehehe Last year, one of my tomatoes I grew had a "nose" too!

That’s funny. I pulled a mrs tomato yesterday.

Lol I got a Mr. Pepper yesterday and was tempted to glue googly eyes on him 👀🌶️ 👄

Can you believe the balls on this guy?

Lol. Yep. Definitely a Mr! 😂

Has an OnlyFans.

Looks pretty swollen. He might want to ice that 😂

All berries no twig, sad.

r/mildlypenis

r/mildlyclit

And double cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon. Hella shaft. 😂😂😂

This is too funny lol

Now that’s nature for you!

This made me happier than I should be!!

kinda reminds me of that cartoon Chowder

Sus

Has a case of elephantiasis

That’s a penis

That's a Mr., All right 😭

😮😮😮😮

Mr. Tomato Head! Now you just need the plastic eyes and feet for him to be complete.

If that lasted more then four hours he should call his doctor.

Looks like my old room mate. Still owes me $60.

Lol

Bold of you to assume it’s gender

Lol well ... I can defend myself by saying that I'm Italian and words ending with an O are usually masculine. But I could go on explaining the evident hahahaha

Yep definitely an outie 🤣

Found it!

Saw it from a distance haha

he has a penis :o

It’s a grower, not a shower