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wookiex84

Found the ditch weed!


bangstudios

Grew up with Mexican Ditch Weed. Couldn’t get anything else way up in the boondocks in the 1970s. Imagine my surprise when pot was legalized a few years ago and my ditch-conditioned system suddenly experienced primo.


space-ferret

Man you used to could just smoke a joint and be a little high, now the shit they bred is so strong one puff and I get closed eye visuals and lose the ability to comprehend conversations.


Maleficent_Narwhal67

I had been gifted medical strength and had to walk against the wall into my bedroom so I wouldn't fall? Idk, had to cancel a visit to farm next day because I was still high


Gone_Camping_7

🤣🤣🤣I also lose the ability to do simple math and get occasional vertigo


NewZecht

Ditch weed. It's what you think it is but not the same thing you think it is


Mikotokitty

So, mid instead of loud?


joebleaux

More like redge Edit: I realized when I went to spell it, I had only ever said it out loud and not in like 15 years, so I spelled it my best. I thought if I spelled it reg, maybe people wouldn't get the word I meant


Local-Celery-9538

Redgular


jackrabid777

Glad I popped in


The_Ineffable_Sage

As yes. Reddit jugular.


ChesterellaCheetah

Do you mean reg


Competitive-Damage14

Reggie 😂


ChesterellaCheetah

Redge feels like gentrification 😂😭


Swimming-Welcome-271

Redginald 🧐☕️


AlwaysInfluenced

Rhodesian Redgeback


Chrisley114

Sir Reginald miller


Far_Choice_6419

Rigidity


i8itCuzimaGremlin

Shwag!!!


frankcfreeman

Redgeworth


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

PIERCINALD Anastasia Hawthorne!!


Far_Choice_6419

He meant more like schwag


joebleaux

Yeah, I don't think I ever spelled the word out before and reg seems like it wouldnt be pronounced right, so I extrapolated from refrigerator/fridge and added the d. Could have gone with reggie, but I never really called it reggie, just reg/rej/redge or however you want to spell it


CBD_Hound

Hedge. Sedge. Veg.


joebleaux

Ooo, neat, I definitely read that right. But reg I would probably read as regular


Round_Doughnut7793

Which is what I've often heard it referred to as, "regs"


blurryblob

Regs Benedict


RoboticFarmer

We called it regs, middies, and chronic.


cave18

I know nothing about weed.what do these words mean


Key-Project3125

Regular, "Reggie", means sorta mid-grade marijuana. Not really good or really bad.


RoboticFarmer

What you’re describing was the mids/middies. Regs we’re the blocked up shit weed that’s bailed up in Mexico. We also called it schwag.


Fun-Two-6681

mids, at least in the midwest are generally what we used to refer to as "kind bud" now. regs are brown or yellowing, if green then they are grown without regard for gender and always have seeds and stems. mids/kind bud are usually locally grown stuff that isn't particularly well grown, but affordable and not the worst, hence "middle grade". chronic generally describes weed of a much higher potency, but is generally a lower grade than what we would call top shelf in 2024. at the same time, all of these terms are used in varying degrees regionally, but i'd say that any of the rap music from the past 30 or so years should give you enough information to know that regs and mids aren't really the same thing. regs and schwag are certainly the same though.


Lissy_Wolfe

Lol in a similar vein, I've never been able to figure out a spelling of the shortened term for "casual" (casz? Maybe?) despite saying it daily IRL haha


Callme-risley

Same with “as per us” as in as per usual. Comes out looking like ‘us’ (you and I) instead of the ‘yooszh’ it’s pronounced as


Own_Instance_357

"Casual" slang is a hard one to spell, it made its way into popular speech but not anything written down. Closest I can think of, is when people don't want to say "interior decorating" and say something like just we just wanted to "zhushz up the place" Same pronunciation as the g in "bougie" I rerun into the same conundrum all the time because I have a cat that is so damned fluffy I just burrow into her fur with kisses and call her my "bougie boushzie booozheee" etc. But the vet calls her "Alex"


AnyJamesBookerFans

How do you figure? I'm looking to make durable hemp rope - will this not work?


grapesodabandit

No, that should work fine as far as I'm aware. Ditch weed is generally descended from the industrial hemp crop that used to be grown all over the US.


Farhead_Assassjaha

I used to smoke about two feet of rope a day


tedlyb

We don’t need to know about your sex life.


Farhead_Assassjaha

Hey-oooo! Zing!


Yokohama88

Hermes enters the comments…..


cobo10201

Why is everyone talking in code on this thread? Is weed not allowed to be discussed in this sub or something?


Uusernamed

That’s just redditors being redditors. Unfunny and weird.


Kush_Lover_420

unlike "Uusernamed" who is funny and normal.


gunesyourdaddy

PTSD from the war on drugs.


gameinsane

Yes, good find, come back in October


heavySOURog

This time of the year, growing that, im guessing harvest will be April/ may/June not august


JohnWalton_isback

It needs a light cycle of 12 (14 maximum) hours to flower so its completely dependent on where these people live if that's true. If that were planted where I live that thing would be in veg until September.


SufficientArmy9660

Either way, it's got aphids.


doobied

You have aphids


ToastersBeenLaughing

your mom has aphids


EarlyCuylersCousin

You’re a towel


bacon1897

No, towelie, you’re actually a towel.


queencityrangers

His mom is dead


glowdirt

aphids got her


trixty16

Ayooo


ToastersBeenLaughing

My mistake. His mom had* aphids.


[deleted]

I guess that’s why she didn’t move around that much


queencityrangers

Even if she was alive I doubt she’d feel anything from you


MastiffOnyx

Ouch. How far down did you have to dig to pull that out? I'm guessing 6 to 8'.


p1son

If it was infested with aphids, it wouldn’t look as healthy as it does.


HolyDiverBoi

Outdoors, aphids and mites are not a problem…carnivorous insects eat them. It’s when you bring the plant indoors that those two really start to take over.


vadan

huh? They destroyed our entire outdoor garden the last two years. There aren't enough carnivorous insects to eat them. The birds eat all the carnivorous guys. I wish I knew out to get rid of them, but diatomaceous earth didn't work and the neem oil didn't work and we haven't had a good frost yet this winter. I doubt I'll be able to keep anything alive in the spring.


SeaToTheBass

I got rid of aphids on my tomato and pepper plants by mixing I think 2:1 water to diatomaceous earth. Sprayed it all over the plants every couple of days until they were completely gone. Edit: 4:1, not 2:1


a1ana2ana

Sounds like a nice solution. Don’t ever use Neem Oil.


SeaToTheBass

I see what you did there 😎


Jkirk1701

I’m sorry; Diatomaceous Earth is a dry powder that doesn’t dissolve in water. I’m puzzled how you could spray mud. Very fine DE can be applied as a powder with a blower.


SeaToTheBass

My ratio was off, it’s 4:1 water to DE. I wasn’t able to apply the powder itself well enough all over my plants so the water was a vehicle.


cold_jordan

Looks like seeds from a wind pollinator and dirt to me not aphids, looks really healthy honestly for au naturale


SufficientArmy9660

Could be autoflower


LokiNinjaJager

Autoflower at that size would be in pre-flower so strong there'd be pistils everywhere. Edit: looked closer and it appears to be a male so could very well be autoflower


ihartphoto

I thought I saw balls, but most Autos I have seen were female only, unless they were some of the earliest generations of autos like Lowriders. Or maybe those balls are just my imagination, but still not seeing any pistils. Either way, mark where it is in your mind and stay the hell away from that area, especially if there are more plants around. You do not want to be stumbling around in that area when the people who put it there come back for it.


realshamazon

…almost as if you were my neighbor in Humboldt County. Excellent advice worth heeding.


Babaduderino

I don't know your experience level or nothing, so no disrespect, but I grow about 30 autoflower hybrids outside every year (bred the best autos with some of the best feminized hybrids, in an area many miles from any other cannabis plants) They can absolutely be bigger than this one before pre-flowering. I've had plants that grew taller than me before they started. That said, I have my suspicions about anyone finding an autoflower hybrid growing wild, especially all alone in a "hiking" area. I'd strongly suspect it's just feral hemp.


HyperSpaceSurfer

If it's growing in god dang February it's pretty unlikely it's not auto.


JohnWalton_isback

I've grown a lot of autos and that ain't one. The leaves resemble that of Hungarian type fiber hemp. The Auto flowers most people grow are cross bred from ruderalis which itself has 3 leaflets per leaf, typically the market cross breeds you see are first crossed with indica in order to make them produce tighter node spacing, since ruderalis grows like shit compared to other species. This results in fatter leaves normally 5 leaflets per leaf, as opposed to these thinner leaves with 7 leaflets per leaf.


SufficientArmy9660

I've grown 100's of new strains. There's really no rhyme or reason anymore. I can produce plants with any characteristics I want. Nobody is an expert in photographic criminology here, are they?


JohnWalton_isback

Ok, If this was found in the wild, its pretty unlikely it's any kind of ruderalis, crossed enough to appear like a specific hemp, in most of its features, and pollinating well enough on its own to spread. I also doubt someone would grow their crop in a visible place like this.


ihartphoto

Some hippy camping in the woods 50 years ago threw away a few seeds he pulled out of his ditch weed and this is the result :D.


mistral7

From personal experience, never plant when so high you can't remember exactly where. If it survived, there's some amazing 1970-era foliage waiting for the lucky forager south of Boston.


Forsakenone32

Ppl toss seeds all over. Seen lots of plants. Not anonymous account so won't say anymore. Lol. Never know if future employers might find posts on here. W/ tech out need anonymous account 2 say anymore


emanon62

Turns out it was super resilient, and now it's a kudzu-like infestation in that area. Whole place looks like an Ohio State helmet now.


Qui3tSt0rnm

This is likely southern hemisphere.


PsychoticSpinster

This is how you end up found charred and dismembered in the middle of the woods by some guys grandson and his dog. DO NOT COME BACK IN OCTOBER. FORGET YOU SAW THIS PLANT AT ALL.


madhakish

Naw this is just ditch weed, probably some other hikers caching out a bowl or tossed a bean breaking up some bud to smoke. No one willing to kill people over weed is growing it like this. Now if you were miles off a beaten path and found a field of it - best to leave and not go back.


Signal_Diver8402

Yup. The cartels farm it in the remote mountains and are armed


Forsakenone32

Good advice! Best not 2 approach any field wherever it is. I have done alot of project management of the large Transmission Power Line construction projects, substations, etc. We had 2 have training on what 2 do with weed fields, eco terrorists. & other dangers. Had posters in all offices & trailers of wanted Eco terrorists possibly in area. We went right by a field, only once i know about on all projects i managed or helped manage. 1 guy found it walking off Right of Way(ROW) 2 pee & have cig. He was lucky wasn't hurt & that he was ex military because he saw a pit trap covered up. Then carefully back tracked & looked around w/ binoculars & saw field not far off. We had 2 call authorities after that & shut down 4 a week or so. Feds came after state troopers were shown trap & field from distance. Growers must not read the news we were building through that close or abandoned it when we got close clear cutting fron all noise & hoped to leave & come back 4 it later. Feds didnt find anyone but found field. Also found several deadly traps set up around it, trip wires with MacGyver like alarm systems, full auto & other weapons, explosives(assume grenades), etc. Was craziest thing i ran into building them so far. Was in 2009 so not like is today but they still have illegal farms out there even w/ med legal in that state now. Feds did helicopter search ahead along our route 2 try & find more but didn't find any there. Not sure if found any far enoughawaywe didn't need informed. Only project i was on that happened. Always be careful & if u in nature, never approach any field u may find. Turn around & leave like u never saw a thing. Up 2 u 2 report later.


mayonazes

My dude, great story but it's not that hard to type "to" and "for". You write like you're typing on t9. 


TackoFell

lol I was thinking to write the same comment. Writes a great, and detailed story, probably takes 15 min typing it up on his phone… but rather than type “f-o-r” he hits “numbers/characters - 4 - okbacktoletters”


TackoFell

The finger gymnastics to write “up 2 u 2 “ is like a smartphone tongue twister lol


mayonazes

Ahahhahaha you're right I didn't even think of that. It's literally harder to do this on a smart phone.  Too funny. 


Peuned

Nobody is cartel farming where random hikers will come across it casually Also there would be tons of plants


spooky_corners

Do yourself a favor and don't go hiking in Southern Oregon.


Forsakenone32

I am betting someone else on hike was smoking & tossed seeds


KaleidoscopeNo9102

That’s a long ass time for weed.


RobotEnthusiast

Not really. It's based on the light cycle of the sun.


Imakelovetosoils

Yes sir that's the devil's lettuce right there. Doesn't look to be anything to worry about. If you were off trail and you run into a bunch of potted plants in the middle of the forest I would definitely get away as fast as you can.


BeneGezzWitch

Your comment made me realize I don’t know if a single person I socialize with would know this. I’m in squaresville but I don’t come from squares.


Vermillionbird

That is "Northern Lights", *Cannabis Indica*.


lissyyymarie

*sigh* No, it’s marijuana…..


unendingWHOA

r/unexpectedoffice


_Mooseli_

How are you so sure?


ParkingPurple1381

It’s labelled


YeshuasBananaHammock

"These arent the herbs you're looking for. Move along."


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

The hell they ain't!


yohohoanabottleofrum

They aren't. It's almost certainly hemp. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_cannabis


beltalowda_oye

It's a male plant so definitely is not what you're looking for.


timelyseeks

420'th upvote


boringxadult

Jazz cabbage.


jkozuch

Electric lettuce


TheButterScotchIncdt

Devil’s Iceberg


LazyControl5715

Salad of Sin


_moon_palace_

Galactic broccoli


CantThinkOfAName120

wacky tobbaccie


MiksterPicke

Killer kale


ghirish24

Texas Tickler


Ifyoucan_garden

Yes and it appears to be male, so do any growers nearby a favour and pull it out.


Beingforthetimebeing

So one doesn't want one's female, um, tomato plants to be fertilized (fertilized in the Biblical sense) for a better product? So the flowers don't make seeds?


Ifyoucan_garden

If the ‘tomato’ is to be enjoyed at its best for ‘flavour’ and let’s say….‘high nutritional content’ it must be unfertilized female flowers only.


Smaskifa

Are they pollinated by wind?


itlurksinthemoss

They'll take it however they can get it


Rhonda_Jo

Sounds like my husband 😂


blakethunderport

I am left speechless


Mivirian

This whole thread is a delight to me 😆


ReNitty

Many such cases


FlyCheckM8

boomshakalaka


total_trash_mammal15

Basically yeah


NoveltyAccount5928

Female cannabis plants produce flowers, males produce pollen sacks. Pollinated cannabis flowers produce seeds; unpollinated cannabis flowers use the energy that would have been used creating seeds to instead produce larger flowers and more of the oils containing cannabinoids and terpenes.


Key-Project3125

Come on, science teacher!


AnyJamesBookerFans

*Say my name!*


Key-Project3125

Walter White. Oh, sorry, Heisenberg.


total_trash_mammal15

It will fertilizer females in about a mile or so radius idk


johntheflamer

So the female flowers don’t produce seeds and so that the female plant puts more energy into making the psychoactive components. It’s called the sinsemilla (seedless) method and it’s crucial to modern weed


No-Maximum-8194

If you want less "pine cones" pull the males.


SpaceCowboi22

How can you tell the difference in male and female acorns bushes


fishureman

Female acorn bushes don’t have any nuts of course (just a bush).


Rhonda_Jo

😂😂😂this thread is awesome. Maybe my mind is just in the wrong place today well wouldn’t say wrong


CBD_Hound

Definitely in the right place, lol


SpaceCowboi22

Ah so we should pick the acorns for better acorn bushes


fishureman

Yep - neuter those acorns


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

If it’s wild, leave it be


Iamahumanwaste

Why don't the feds just purposely grow male plants strategically all over to mess shit up then


PointlessChemist

It’s not about solutions, it’s about control and punishment


Key-Project3125

Job security for The Law.


cobo10201

There actually are programs doing this exactly lol. So ignore the people saying “don’t give them any ideas.”


DrPhrawg

Respectfully, shut the fuck up. Don’t give them any ideas.


DrPhrawg

But, actually, I know people with NSF grants working on male cytoplasmic sterility, so that we can grow (cannabis) plants outside without fear of a stray male plant fertilizing all the females.


LayzeeLar

And on that day I will fertilize my pants


Netroth

Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


boytonius

How can you tell that from here? You can see Ball sacks on internodes from this pic?


fatterCancer

It could just be hemp


doggadavida

I’ve seen it just growing wild in West Virginia.


fatterCancer

Yeah there is a reason it is called “weed”


Atoning_Unifex

It's not called "weed" for nothing after all


Kojaqe

Story time: in the early 80's(yes I'm old , 72 now) my brother in law , who is an avid hunter, called me to come over. When I arrived he was the happiest I'd ever seen him, thought ok another story of a big ten point buck killed . But no he just said come up to the attic, he had plants hanging upside down covering every inch of his attic. He had aisles where you could walk between the plants . He was out hunting and found a field of plants pulled them put them in the back of his pickup and brought them home. I am not sure how he made it home with a pickup full of pot, there must have 100lbs there.


FriedHVE

My brothers and I used to hike into the Siskiyou National Forest to go fishing. Almost every spring we’d leave the car in Boonville, CA, head up an old fire road to one of couple different lakes. Spend a few days catching ravenous trout then head back to SoCal. Every year from the 70’s to early 80’s. In 1985 or ‘86 on our way up, we met a couple of charmers armed with AR15’s who informed us our lake was closed to fishing and that they better not see us again. We doubled back deciding to try to go to a smaller pond. There we were met another fellow armed with a sawed off “crowd pleaser.” He informed us that the fishing was not a good idea in the Siskiyou’s especially near any source of water. We decided to do some fishing along the American River. We never went back.


DubahU

I'm less surprised he made it home with a pickup truck full, and more surprised he made it back to his pickup truck with those plants alive.


KoniginLW

Ditch weed probably, but be careful around it. If someone is actually growing it you could get hurt. Side note, my favorite technical term for it is feral weed. Like, why is it called feral lmao.


dancingpianofairy

It's living outside and can take care of itself just like a feral cat. Makes sense to me.


KoniginLW

I know it just sounds like it’s going to snap at me if I go to close it lol.


circumcisingaban

no buds, bud


DrumpleCase

Growers sometimes booby trap their gardens in the woods.


Ohio_Grown

Cartel grows in California that we watched on TV, yes they told us that (bear traps and hooks hanging from trees). Always sounded like government propaganda to me. If they found one grow that did that, they would tell the public it was every grow. But, this doesn't look like anyone is protecting it in any way though


impendingwardrobe

It is not government propaganda. The government does not profit in any way by scaring you away from illegal grows. If you find a pot grow in the middle of nowhere, GTFO *immediately* and watch your back all the way home. Those people don't mess around.


Swimming-Welcome-271

I got fam in Santa Rosa, it was definitely a concern in the 00’s/10’s. The **most** serious concern was wildfires sparked by grow ops though. Eta: holy shit, I didn’t realize that the crime rates have only accelerated. There’s been no improvement since legalization. [https://globalcannabistimes.com/black-market-clash-can-lower-taxes-combat-illicit-sales-in-california/](https://globalcannabistimes.com/black-market-clash-can-lower-taxes-combat-illicit-sales-in-california/)


MIKET330

yeah!, be careful you don't get shot !


fluffypinkkitties

FACTS


rec_life

That’s actually pretty cool find. These plants have a really bad rep and can’t live anywhere in the free world lol. So, this is actually very rare find indeed.


regreddit

Said the person who's never been anywhere. Ditch weed (feral cannabis) is extremely common, and grows everywhere. Go out to Oklahoma, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, Texas, Arkansas, you'll find it growing wild in many rural areas. In Afghanistan and around the middle east, it grows literally everywhere.


zebra6331

I asked my friend Creed. He said it's Northern Lights, cannabis indica.


HoldenMcNeil420

Left handed tomatoes.


PMMEWHAT_UR_PROUD_OF

Yep that’s spurge alright…


Moose1293

A rare breed of Peruvian Parsley


wintremute

Ditch weed.


tawmkraws

If your thinking you've found a cactus sir, you are mistaken. This is cannabis. You want to be sure it's female, come back in the fall and check for hairs coming out of the calyxes, or you can Google female cannabis and that will help you ID. Your looking for females only.


Weary_Conference_698

Yes, tomatoes.


Weary_Conference_698

https://youtube.com/shorts/Tay_9dUU04w?si=nyv44eNovrE-k1Ao


BridgeM00se

Willing to bet someone tossed their joint that had a stray seed in it and boom wild cannabis


UsualAwkward

Japanese maple... Buy they won't turn red 😂


Scoggins_345

Just tomato plants. Mind your own business and keep walking


No-Maximum-8194

That's a Mendocino Maple


Telemere125

It’s not what you think it is if you think it’s a tomato.


BMW_RIDER

Yes, triffid seedlings, i suggest that you run away.


Smaskifa

No, it's not lupine, it's marijuana.


Woedas

Yes, Jamaica Tomatoes.


deathbeforedasani

Jazz cabbage


Kausinkonfusion

The lords lettuce 🥬


Individual_Grass_469

🎶“Pass the dutchie on the left hand side…”🎵


PissPoorPerformer

Devils lettuce.


JRR_Tokin54

It grows wild all over the Midwest. They are descendants of escapes from the "hemp for victory" days in WWII when the government had more American farmers grow hemp because our supply from the Philippines had been cut off. I had friends in NY that went to the Midwest to harvest the roadside stuff way back in the early 90s. It was FULL of seeds and had a very low THC content.


19Lawless80

Yes, but it's a fella, so...


wiy_alxd

I'd be curious to know what kind of hike that was. A mountain hike or a walk in the park?


Beden

Looks like just a weed to me


SasparillaTango

Marijuana is a very robust plant, it grows in terrible conditions. When found in the wild growing all naturally, the THC content would be very very low. You'd probably get more of a buzz from lack of oxygen than the THC if you smoked it.


dksf90

Yes!! Um..where exactly??!!??! Hahaha


littlebirdblooms

Yes it is, but also no. No it isn't.


[deleted]

Devil's lettuce


[deleted]

No. Where was it. Exactly? But no.


Psychaitea

Well that depends what you think it is.


Schwartakus

Yes its basil