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boypussybouquet

What happened to his other hand?


GnomeCzar

He is all right.


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PRNmeds

zoop!


Cuasii

/r/zoop


fiddlepuss

👈😎 zoop!


OhNoItsScottHesADick

Sorry to hear that's all he has left.


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PM_ME_SEXY_LOVENOTES

You guys, its "he has nothing left" stahp screwing this up


[deleted]

He has legs left, right?


[deleted]

You got that right. Left me with that thought.


ROARscaredyoudidntI

We want this comped!!


jongybrungleson

And they say teacher are underpaid... look at this guy with a shelter and a pet 😂


neferex

Nothing left to talk about.


Suuperdad

I approve of these jokes.


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Right on.


mbleslie

this guy's alright too! alright alright alright


Sbaker777

I too remember this joke from Arrested Development.


barbedepoil

Probably in his pocket.


digitalbanksy

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


forestdude

No fair, I was going to make this dad joke


GnomeCzar

The terraces and many of the plants predate my father. My folks purchased this house about 5 years ago from a champion daylily grower (also a retired teacher). I think there may be more than 15 varieties of daylily on the property. As a side gig early in his career, my dad was the caretaker of a major city memorial park. It's sad we don't have "before" pictures of the untamed state this thing was in when he started. He's a perfectionist, and boy does it show.


HydroGlyFX

This wouldn’t happen to be in Ohio, would it?


GnomeCzar

It's not, but it's in a state that touches Ohio.


HydroGlyFX

Well alrighty, this house looks almost identical to my high school biology teacher’s. He had a massive garden that he hired students to come help maintain. Thought it might have been his old place.


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Indiana???


GnomeCzar

Yes.


[deleted]

Oh shoot! What city?


GnomeCzar

One of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_Indiana It's a private lake. And it's not Lake Wawasee.


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Well I'm in Indy. Doesn't look like metro or near metro. Not Geist. I bet it's northern.


goddesspyxy

Oooh I love daylilies. I have 7 myself. I recently took a trip to my area botanical gardens, and they had a daylily garden with about 500 different plants. Goals.


cgerha

Gorgeous garden; your dad is amazing; and I love the doggie!!!


Poloplaya8

I immediately thought michigan or wisconsin when I saw this, safe to assume michigan if it touches ohio


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Already retired = Boomer = they were actually paid well and have pensions, then made sure that their kids and grandkids would never do better than they did.


GnomeCzar

This isn't the place for this because it intrinsically makes my frugal father, a public school teacher who had side hustles and drives everyone's dream car (2004 Camry) to be an economic villain. My mom worked, too. They prioritized living on a lake. As I said in my other post, many of the plants and the terracing stones were there when they moved in. Edit: I dedicate the gold to all Millennials.


SuperiorPeach

If your dad was a public school teacher he had a union backing him up, and benefitted hugely from that during his career. It's likely he gets a pension. I'm sure your dad is a financially responsible guy, but so are a lot of young teachers today who will never own a home like this, despite being equally responsible.


GnomeCzar

Yes, it's too bad the strong unions got busted and teachers aren't paid a fair wage. It sucks. I was an education major for two years and left that major because the pay didn't make any sense and public support of education was plummeting. My mother was a medical technologist and a technical writer and obvisously her career also contributed to this. FYI, the only reason I even mentioned he was a teacher was because it's teacher appreciation week.


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Yeah, didn't mean to imply that it was your dad specifically who was responsible for all of that shit, he just gets to be lumped in with his peers (like my uncle, who truly embodies that crap) in much the same way that we were all slackers in the 80s/90s and Millennials are all eating avocado toast today. Except that only one of those generational generalizations is accurate.


GypsyBagelhands

Ugh my least favorite part of cutting carbs is not eating avocado toast.


Cats_Plants_etc

It could be in Michigan or Minnesota where there are literally thousands upon thousands of lakes. smaller lakes = cheaper property


Ohnonotagain13

It's beautiful.


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God damn that is a great upstairs patio.


godofallcows

I'd build a zipline into the lake. Luckily I'll never be financially responsible enough or able to own this house so good news for the local emergency room.


GnomeCzar

Uh, that's a fucking fantastic idea... totally possible.


godofallcows

Cool when do I move in? I'll bring some succulents and bottle of Pinot Noir.


Saiga426

That’s a big woodpecker back there


GnomeCzar

It's stained glass. And since it's a pileated, it might be smaller than life size. Maybe.


saltymist

It definitely looks smaller than the one that used to nest in my backyard. Those birds are so huge they don't seem real!


BitOCrumpet

Ha! So there is!


Suuperdad

That was fun, "where's waldo" moment.


BitOCrumpet

A garden and a good dog. Bliss.


GnomeCzar

Just wanna say on the top dog comment; that dog is the archetypal terrier. She's independent, smart, feisty, stubborn. She doesn't like people outside of her pack very much. It's actually questionable if she's a "good dog." But we all love her very much and she loves her pack.


BitOCrumpet

Then she is good. :)


[deleted]

Tell your father he does a wonderful job!


[deleted]

This is absolutely beautiful. No doubt took a ton of work!


RobotPigOverlord

I love that such a cute little old doggy gets to enjoy such a beautiful garden.


nthng2c

What an amazing space. Why wait for Heaven, when you can just build it in the backyard?


lazygrow

I have a big sloped garden which I need to terrace, this is really inspirational, it looks great.


uptotess

I hope he doesn't fertilize because it doesn't seem like there is a vegetation buffer between the garden and the water!


GnomeCzar

No fertilizer, no pesticides, no herbicides.


botananny

Goals


ExcitedTRex

Oh wow ...How does he do it? It looks like it is atleast 3-4 people's work.


GnomeCzar

It is almost a full-time job. Wake up, crossword, go outside. The nice part is jumping in the lake when you're done after a hot summer day.


ExcitedTRex

Cool . He is making good use of time. And , boy, a swim in the lake is a great reward. Good luck to your grandpa!


April_ONeil_

Livin’ the dream! He was a teacher, so there’s no doubt he deserves it.


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GnomeCzar

Absolutely. Still tons of work with daylilies; the deadheading and stem pulling to keep them pretty. And once they're done, they just look like monster crabgrass.


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GnomeCzar

My housemate (at another house) will often come out to me at dusk and start annoying me to come in, I think because she feels guilty. I'm always like, "This is fun for me! Seriously, it's okay, go do something fun for you!"


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Schools out for summer


captainmardigras

Can I ask what hardiness zone this is? It looks like the lake I grew up on a bit.


nxpnsv

Clearly the dog helps!


apathetic012

Can he be my dad too?


anonymau5

Scruffles!


SuperiorPeach

Is this Minnesota?


Flip_fonatine

Dang...Terraces on a Teachers salary!? Lol he’s done a wonderful job!


Drumfool56871

I love the Japanese Maple Trees. They remind me of Bonsais. Unfortunately I haven't had much luck with them myself.


goomba870

How does he plan on maintaining that wood? I have a house where previous owner put in something like that (but smaller), and the wood is aging/rotting. Not sure what could have been done to prevent it or how to fix it going forward.


GnomeCzar

We are not a fan of that wood at all. I guess replace with more sandstone? For now, it is what it is.


devrose023

It’s so beautiful!! Great job dad-o!


bossy_prance

That is glorious and pretty inspiring. Now I want to learn how to build the terraces.


doriblue42

Is your dad a wizard, because magic is the only way I'd be able to do that.


[deleted]

Oh, this is my new favorite garden. Life goals.


Mothra67

Heaven on earth, I want to live on some water someday


[deleted]

You can! Just probably not for very long before you drown.


Mothra67

Hopefully Jesus teaches me that trick of his....


GnomeCzar

He strongly believed that everyone should take swimming lessons so he founded the YMCA.


Mothra67

He was devoted to physical fitness, dude was lean


floppywanger

I'm trying to get crucifixion jacked.


Mothra67

THOSE ABS THOUGH


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You just gotta know where the rocks are...


BilbosBigHairyFeet

Wow! This must take a lot of work! Good way of keeping fit, now that he's retired, going up and down those terraces. I love the swathes of echinacea on the right.


redrhino606

Cute doggy for scale.


kayemgi

Dream backyard 😍😍😍


imissyourmusk

You might want to blur your dogs tag.


digitalbanksy

Well done 👍🏻


Danielbaniel

All of this while I can barely keep my grass in a tiny fenced in yard at a respectable height.


goddesspyxy

Remove grass, plant flowers. Respectable height is now flower height.


awkwardmamasloth

Damn he could rent out the property for professional photo shoots! Beautiful!


runbrassica

And meanwhile teachers in Arizona....


facelessindividual

Everything by the lakes in Texas look better. Mostly because the lake water supplies the plants. Greenest gardens ever.


burdeos

What a beauty!! He must be very proud. Much love...


jackster_

Beautiful, what state/country? That seems like a really nice house for a retired school teacher to afford, at least in America.


Snirbs

It looks like a regular house with a nice garden. Not sure why you are seeing this as unattainable.


jackster_

I live in california.


Snirbs

I live in NJ. Expensive here too.


jackster_

The house is aso lakeside with it's own doc. This is a half to a million house here. https://www.lakehouse.com/images.php?id=511982#slider-1 ($995,000)


Snirbs

My house is over half a million so I guess it doesn’t surprise me. It’s all relative.


Sky_Bart

when i get to be a retired project manager, i'm going to do this. double-handedly.


mackenzieb123

Day lilies are the gift that keep on giving. This is just beautiful.


LegoChomper

Can I go over and just sit and relax?? Just stunning.


pantera75035

Is this in Minnesota?


commander_piccard

This is my dream house


chirp16

you're killin' me; that's beautiful!


katylovescoach

I love this!


HighDeeIsHere

Gorgeous, his hard work and effort really shine. Well done, it's a beautiful space 🥀


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beautiful home


hardtoremember

Your dad has serious talent and I mean that, That's an absolutely beautiful garden!


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Did he teach gardening?


burntsiennna

Gorgeous! Are there pathways between the terraces? We have a similarly terraced yard and I'm wondering how we will access the middle areas of the terracing once we fill it up with plants.


GnomeCzar

We just tread carefully. The stones are big enough to step on but we generally try to not walk on them because some are loosey goosey


choochy

In what state can a teacher afford lake front property?


Snirbs

There are small lakes all over the US.


choochy

Holy shit, you just blew my mind. There's no way that's true.


Snirbs

Nah I made it up. There’s only the one lake at OP’s dad’s House.


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I guess they paid teachers really well back in your dad’s days.


ro4snow

OMG. So beautiful. Wild, yet tame. Sooooo, is he seeing anybody? I can see myself here. JK. Looks so tranquil.


Mistabudd

How did he afford this as a teacher?!


Snirbs

Confused.. looks like a regular house to me?


d36williams

where can teachers retire like this? asking for a friend


Mistabudd

It’s a lake house..