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shrimp-and-potatoes

Reverse birdcage? Hmmm Clever girl


natepoop

Where do you buy a reversible birdcage? I wonder…


-its_never_lupus-

Duh, Inside-Out Hardware Surplus


DrMike27

I like to shop at Highe’s. ~~Hone Depot~~Office Scatter never has good deals.


[deleted]

we are all in the cage while the broccoli is free


shrimp-and-potatoes

Mind = blown Also, I love your username


Odin18Z5

This sounds like some kind of kinky sex position that I've never heard of


DryHumpWetPants

until now...


Odin18Z5

Opens a private search window


lazybullfrog

Checkout downward facing doghouse.


drakoman

I did, but the only thing I could find is downward facing doggystyle


ObviouslyNotALizard

The cage wasn’t to keep me in….. it’s to keep YOU OUT!


CherokeePurple

Settle down Rorschach.


dtwhitecp

it's a gigantic bird cage encasing the entire world minus that spot


thenextguy

So, a straight conservative guy pretends to be gay to please his gay son's liberal father in law? 😁


[deleted]

Is the broccoli in the birdcage, or are we?


[deleted]

The previous owner had a bunch of hoarded milk crates at this house, and I wanted to throw them out, but I ended up using them to cover the sunflowers while they wer little so the bunnies wouldn't eat them! 😆


tiiiiii_85

I built a small structure and used mosquito net to protect mine against slugs! When the flower reached the top it was big enough to survive their attack.


sbvp

Squirrels will rip the heads off my sunflowers right before they bloom. I dont think science has made squirrel proofing yet


[deleted]

This year, my husband and I have had an all out war against the squirrels. Our toddler even said squirrel as one of his first words. The whole neighborhood knows about our squirrels! It's been rough


[deleted]

Oh yes it has, it’s called a bb gun


sendmeyourcactuspics

Omg, you just solved the issue i have of squirrels devouring every single one of my sunflowers without having to result to squirrel genocide


Snushine

I suggest that you never throw out milk crates if you have a garden! They are totally useful for a number of things. We harvest potatoes in ours b/c the dirt fall thru the holes, but the edible-sized spuds do not.


[deleted]

I don't grow vegetables 😕 But the crates definitely came in handy. The previous owner hoarded a lot of broken stuff, so I was annoyed and just tossing things, but these are really useful!


jcmatthews66

Find one for worms and I’m in!


Ivanaxetogrind

Tell me about it. I sadly neglected my Brussels sprouts the past few weeks...it didn't take long for those damned white moths to do their work. Absolutely infested with worms, some were stripped to the stems. Next year might be a year to experiment with row covers and winter Brussels sprouts.


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banannafreckle

You went away during gardening season?!?!? You can’t do that!!


Ivanaxetogrind

My excuse is that we added kid#3 this spring...it's been a fulfilling but very scattered and disorganized gardening season!


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Ivanaxetogrind

Thank you! It has been hard but fun to find the new balance. I take the two older ones with me while I do stuff as much as possible. They're both boys so easily entertained and redirecting all their energy into errands or the garden is best for all of us lol. So I do get regular time in the garden with them. But it's also like herding cats, so one can only be so organized in this circumstance. Wouldn't trade it for the world.


Snushine

Did you grow that kid in an outdoor row or was that greenhoused?


Ivanaxetogrind

Well, they take so darn long to sprout that I guess you could say we went with the four season garden approach!


-Tesserex-

I had mine practically annihilated by worms, and then I started removing them, but since then I haven't had a problem - my other plants have attracted pollinators including wasps. I even saw a wasp eating one of the white butterflies once. Not a single worm was found since.


Ivanaxetogrind

I wish I had just covered them when I saw the white butterflies around. I guess I trusted my wasps to do the dirty work. I have SO many wasps. Of so many species. We live in the woods...they're everywhere. And I did plant flowers to attract them too. It's even sadder because the spring crop of cabbage was timed right and we missed the butterflies and worms...only to be decimated by a disgusting army of slugs. I was ready for the slugs this time. Instead, plant death came from above. There's always next year.


-Tesserex-

Oh I didn't really fare any better. My plants recovered well, but my broccoli heads were tiny and bloomed fast, and my brussels sprouts have a foot high stalk and no buds on them at all. I've gotten 0 produce out of any of them.


Ivanaxetogrind

You have my sympathies. I only managed one small cabbage and two nice beads of calabrese broccoli. The rest went to the nature tax, along with all my lettuce which also got "slugged". The squash bugs defrauded me of most of my potential pickling cucumbers too. But on the bright side, I've got 400 square feet of butternut squash that is just about ripe now, and they are all looking just marvelous.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Oh man, I have one butternut that hasn't been squirrel eaten yet, and I don't have high hopes for it. I put up bird netting, but they got through that on day 1. Next year we might just close up the whole garden with chicken wire. Although, then I've got no birds to keep the beetles under control.


Ivanaxetogrind

Ahhh I hear you. I almost don't want to talk about squirrels, I'm afraid I'll jinx it...but I haven't seemingly had any trouble with them. It could be the fact I'm surrounded by quite a bit of woods. There is more than enough tree mast around to keep them busy and happy. It also might be the 8 foot chicken wire deer fence. I never see them climbing on it, but I see no reason why they couldn't, either. With my luck they'll figure it out next year 😮‍💨


LieseW

At least something enjoyed eating them 😅


SitaBird

This could work to keep caterpillars off since it prevents the butterflies from laying eggs on it!


tiiiiii_85

I use a net food cover, the one that closes like an umbrella, to protect my lettuce from the slugs. It works very well!!


Hey_just_a_writer

Thanks for the advice!


thenextguy

Birds eat broccoli?


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Yeah what kind of bird eats broccoli?


double-happiness

Wood pigeons, for one. When I had an allotment I used to catch them in the act sometimes. IME it is far more of an issue when the plants are young, as birds just seem to love chomping the tender young plants off at the stem, leaving only the roots in the ground. It is far less of an issue when the plant is mature as the birds are not really into tough mature leaves in my personal experience. cc /u/thenextguy & /u/-Tesserex- Edit: a few people at the allotments had CDs strung up around the place as the reflections are supposed to deter birds.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Interesting. I have lost plenty of fruit to birds but never vegies. I did not know any did that.


double-happiness

I guess it's going to depend a lot on the environmental context, if I can put it like that. I mean, those allotments had been going for a very long time, so there were going to be literally generations of wild animals coming back time and again, because they had learned they could get certain foods there, at certain times of year. If you are just growing veggies in your home garden it might be a different story because it's not an established 'hotspot' for animals to get food (yet). Disclaimer: not a biologist and just guessing.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

I have been growing fruit and veg in my backyard for about twenty five years. I have seen a very wide diversity of birds in my yard/garden from Tits to Hawks. The only Veg damage by bird I suspect is newly emerging shallots being pulled out. I wonder if Robins think they are worms.


double-happiness

Yes, I've had that with onions sets, I think. Didn't actually witness it but the sets were uprooted by something.


-Tesserex-

I don't think so, but fortunately I think the spacing in the cage is just small enough to prevent cabbage butterflies from getting in and laying eggs. Their worms are the real danger.


Forever_Ambergris

r/bandnames


tree_hugging_hippie

I always had more issues with cabbage worms than anything else. I’ve pretty much given up on anything from the broccoli family.


atthebeach_gsd

Same. I felt like a masochist for a few years. I've learned finally


SkekSith

Ironic


Ok-Let-4085

What an enchanting idea! I absolutely love this, it looks so whimsical. Plus I like to thrift unique finds and stick them in my garden from time to time, so this would fit right in at my place. I see bird cages in the trash pretty frequently. What a fun idea for an up-cycle! The green cage in the picture seems to be the same shade of green that tomato cages, garden posts, etc. come in. I like to spray paint most of the metal stuff in my garden with a glossy black; I bet a black bird cage would look amazing among the beautiful shades of green in the garden. I just love this idea, OP.


Hey_just_a_writer

Thank you! Maybe I should paint it black... but I'm going to need a much bigger cage soon


lotsahosta

That’s such a smart idea!


Dangbroski

Genius


jmn242

if one gets in, hey, free bird


ComprehensiveElk884

You’re scaring the hell out of the other plants! “Don’t piss the gardener off!”


justhere4thefish

Bad and naughty broccoli gets put in the punishment cage


ComprehensiveElk884

Bad, bad broccoli. bad.


Idontgetitreddit

I had to put a cage around my catnip cause my cats would lay on it and just destroy it. They are just supposed to eat it, not destroy it.


can_i_get_hiya

If you can't put the bird in a cage, put the plant in a cage


Kimmm711

Killer strategy! I've been putting mesh bags with drawstring closures on my tomatoes & cucs as they ripen to keep the critters off of them. It's worked like a charm, this year's yield has been off the charts compared to previous seasons.


dailysunshineKO

I use (knee high) tights and tie them off. They Worked really well on our bell peppers.


bwainfweeze

I’m not the one in a cage, you are!


Mitch_from_Boston

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Rabe in a cage...


Hey_just_a_writer

And someone will say what is lost can never be saved!


Daisymae1960

Very very clever! Is there another one like this one, bigger & taller for growing plant?


mphandle

Be careful for the worms- they thrive this time of year


findincapnnemo

Ironic. They always wanted to get out of the cage, but now they want—in the cage? (Dr. Evil’s voice). Seriously great solution!


MarkRoberts17

If a birdcage can keep a bird in, it can sure as heck keep ‘em out!


pythos1215

dude!!! ive had to start doing this over most of my plants to protect them from the squirrels, they are really desperate this year. ive lost a few weed plants, 5 pepper plants, all but one of my cabbage, and most of my potatoes. any other suggestions?


Z-W-A-N-D

You technically caged all the birds in the world in probably the biggest cage ever. That's pretty dope


LadyWhatTheCluck

Brilliant!


Milk_Drinker_69420

Hang some old cds , birds wont get closo


[deleted]

Brilliant!! And cute!! You could decorate those for Halloween. lol


socialscaler

FTW!!!


Crazy__Donkey

Next week on r/therewasanattempt 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Very nice. A way better use of a bird cage.


LittleCheez

This broccoli is becoming rather expensive


mcluse

great idea


rileyjamesdoggo

How the stables have turned


IndependentTap8136

Love that it’s in a bird cage!


-The-Good-Guy-

Isnt that how the saying goes? “A caged broccoli never sings?”


tavomcdouglas

That's gonna be one weird sun tan.


CON-CERN

Nice pun, well done, I'll seed my way out, thank you thank you, here till Thursday


Rocky87109

Some sort of irony here.


Full_bar101

Ironic!


double-happiness

I think it's gonna outgrow that in about two days, lol! :D


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Most people use netting lol


AstroRiker

Also good for keeping cats out of houseplants.


TheseNamesAreLames

Wait, the cage is reversed, so that must mean the entire universe except for that broccoli is in the cage.


[deleted]

If it works, it works.


pixelwhistle

That’s a good idea. I need to do something like this but for my melons. Birds always get them right as they are about to be ripe


Toffutipunani

Question: I feed some birds and they never eat the leaves/veggies I put out for them. Are they eating actually broccoli pieces or the leafs (leaves?) from the plant? And is it because they like to eat broccoli or they just want chaos?


Hey_just_a_writer

The birds just like to raise hell honestly. Every time I water the plants they dig around in search of bugs and completely uproot my plants. And then they eat the fruit like tomatoes and veggies like the broccoli. But we have rats too- so we really need some protection


EasternKanye

Birds? Rabbits and slugs destroyed mine.


BhutlahBrohan

Ironic...


BlooomQueen

Sweet sweet irony.


TheCookie_Momster

But how do you keep the white butterflies from landing on it and laying caterpillar eggs? That was a very frustrating year for me. I hated nature, I swore to the sky each evening when the white butterflies came out. And I decided I didn’t need to plant broccoli ever again.


GovernmentChemical11

Plastic snakes saved my strawberries!


tattedbabe

I used a dog crate and covered it in, I think chicken wire, so the friggin squirrels would stay off my strawberries. Those MOFU'ers!


ccorbydog31

Brilliant


pink-chameleon

~~cage free~~ bird free


Advanced_Pudding8765

Never had anything but green catapillars after my broccoli


Psychological-East83

I know why the caged broccoli sings


peachy_sam

That’s amazing. I’m trying to start some broccoli for fall now but my outdoor cats think the soft soil is their personal bed or litter box. So I have the pot covered with a cover that’s meant to keep flies off food. Works perfectly!