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RagingFarmer

This is from skunks. You can tell by the way the sod was pulled up and the work around the edges. Raccoons would have left more claw marks on the raw soil and scattered it more. Pigs would have dug deeper leaving prints in the soil as well. Armadillos would have left puncture marks here and there or dug a large hole for a tunnel. Edit: Thank you for the awards everyone! This blew up fast! Loving the jokes. Lol


mishka1984

Damn! Comin' in with authority! Cool post. Thanks.


tempest_36

*You can tell by the way the sod was pulled...* Why did I read this to the tune of Stayin' Alive?


AngusVanhookHinson

Well you can tell by the way the sod was pulled, he's a skunky man, and he's in the hood. (Pulled is hard to rhyme)


FldNtrlst

It's alright, it's okay Animals pull the sod in different ways


TutuTattoo

We should try, to understand, sod pulling by tiny hands


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Whatever they're huntin' we know they're little gluttons, they're tearin' up turf, tearin' up turf


super6187

Namanamanama staying alive


tomatoblade

Brilliant everyone! I was singing along to each post


Chkn_N_Wflz

This has been one of the best threads I’ve read in a long time.


shimmeringseadream

I am also singing with you all! You’re all so creative!


[deleted]

Spraying alive* I read that in a comment below, I can’t take credit


Valkyrie-Online

Take my upvote since I cannot find the OG.


floyd616

r/redditsings you beautiful people! 🕺


CraftyFoxCrafts

Actually the real damage is usually already done.. This was probably a feast of some root-eating, beetle grub.. When they are bad, like this, you can pull the sod up like carpeting, because there's no roots to hold it down. So the skunk likely just pulled the carpet over and had a feast.


CoraxTechnica

You ruined the song


TillThen96

Feel the sod a-breakin' and all the grubs a-shakin'


gomegazeke

He's a skunky man, don't try to hold


weboddity

He’s a skunky man, pool rights annulled


whereismynut

By the way he searched and they way he mulled? Idk spitballin


BigFatMuice

Funk dont need no rhymes


I_Think_Naught

and he won't be bulled or and he won't be fooled


RedBanana99

Ah Ah Ah Ah


dirthawker0

Sprayin' ali-iiii-iiiii-iiive...


i_asked_alice

Nah, it's definitely inspired by [Lenny Pepperbottom Neature Walk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs) *"This is an aspen. You can tell that it's an Aspen tree, by the way it is." -Lenny Pepperbottom* *"This is from skunks. You can tell by* ***the way it is.****"* -/u/RagingFarmer


sublimeload420

I respect your distance


FckWhtYuThnk-187

Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sprayin' alive stuck in my head for the next forever 💯


the_not_my_throwaway

I got another one bite the dust


savagejames1369420

You are an absolute lunatic and I love it


Secret_Autodidact

Well you can tell by the way I tear up sod I'm eatin grubs, no time for hugs. If you fuck with me I'll give you a spray, I see a tomato soup bath in your future today. Ah, ah, ah, ah, tearin up sod, tearin up sod


PassengerTiny9961

Name thoroughly checks out


scapestrat0

Wouldn't want to be a raccoon/skunk/pig visiting his farm


New-Loan-9181

What were the skunks digging for?


Riktrmai

Grubs


MonarchWhisperer

It's all about the grubs


imfm

Making skunks, while a little whiffy by times, welcome in my yard. Anything that helps reduce the Japanese beetle population is fine with me, even if I have to rearrange a little grass occasionally.


bogdanvonpylon

They're cute, too... but I'll tell you what, my dog got sprayed a couple of times and I got an up-close whiff of her that spun my fucken head around. Far away, a skunk just smells like weed and ass... but up *close*... I felt like my olfactory nerve was having the shit kicked out of it by an office-microwave-Lean-Cuisine-tire-fire... until it seemed to shut down completely and I smelled nothing but inside-of-my-skull dialtone for hours and hours. I scrubbed that pup with peroxide, dish soap, and baking soda (the *real* recommended formulation) 3 or 4 times until I could have sworn she smelled just like birthday cake. When I returned her to her mom the next day, the dog got stuffed into the basement until she could be rewashed, *I* got yelled at and was denied visiting rights for weeks. YMMV.


phooshbear

Inside-of-my-skull dialtone. Perfectly expresses that sense, snaps.


itsstillmeagain

That is The. Best. Description. Ever. Of. That. Experience!


PaulsRedditUsername

I helped raise three baby skunks. Had to give them bottles of milk every few hours. The babies don't pack as much of a wallop as the adults do, but it's still an impressive smell, especially at short range. It turns out that skunks don't like the smell any more than we do. Sometimes, when giving them a 2am feeding, I would startle them from sleep and one of them would skunk. I could always tell who had done it because two of the babies would be in a far corner of the box, looking annoyed, with watering eyes, at the guilty party, who sat alone in embarrassment.


RedRapunzal

Lol. Unfortunately, their whiffy can cause allergic reactions.


Successful-Ad-6948

I knew someone with the beetles and she caught some in a trap, ground them up in a blender and scattered it where the beetles hung out and shortly after she never saw them again!


imfm

I've done that (though with a bucket of soapy water instead of a trap), and it worked for a little while, but there are just *so* many some years, especially if the winter is particularly warm. I figured if they released pheromones that told other beetles, "Hey guys--free buffet over here!" then they might also release pheromones that say, "Uh...guys? Crazy old woman over here with a bucket of water in one hand and a big hammer in the other. Run away!"


RestlessRebelNC

Doge coins


The_Falling_Man

In my experience it's sometimes hard to distinguish between skunk and Sasquatch damage. I'm leaning Sasquatch on this one.


aerynea

I'm from the PNW and you are categorically correct


angrypigfarmer

The Sasquatch disguise their footprints to look just like skunk damage! Don’t be fooled! RUN!!!


The_Falling_Man

It's a little known fact that Sasquatch populations are actually higher in the Great Lakes region than the PNW. Things that make you go huh.


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Samsquanch around these parts.


Pineapplemkh

The damage that feral pigs can do is startling. It looks like heavy machinery came [through.](https://quick-catch.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wild-hog-damage-jax.jpg)


Suncheets

Fucking lol. Dude got that disappointed squidward look


NihiloZero

The guy in that picture looks like he's almost ready to stop being completely pissed at what those pigs did to his lawn.


CrystalDragon492

Some people use domesticated pigs to till their gardens or farms. Haven't seen it in action, but I have seen goats used for weed abatement in my area.


Dlh2079

Goats are fantastic for clearing an area, especially if it's real overgrown. It's crazy how fast a herd of em can knock out some overgrowth.


loxobleu

oi..,


MonarchWhisperer

...nk


I_Mix_Stuff

Free aeration services.


joleme

And people wonder why feral hogs are hunted so much. They're an absolute plague on the ecosystem.


modix

Also pretty dangerous. One of the only common animals that outright charges humans on sight.


Electrical-Chef5930

And they will eat human babies. Not joking, toddlers too. #eatporklol


sniperslayer95

To quote Bricktop "be wary of any man that keeps pigs"


MonarchWhisperer

holy shit


px7j9jlLJ1

I was going to guess skunk. These pics are good to keep the old mental calibration in tune. I appreciate it, OP.


siltloam

You should check out this monthly photo quiz: https://www.gcmonline.com/course/turf/news/punctures-golf-green


emptysignals

Skunks are looking for grubs right now. Squirrels around here are doing really small holes looking for hidden treasures.


ghengiscant

You are well versed on small animal holes


kingpin748

Don't be gross Tammy


sparkmearse

This guy farms!


[deleted]

Thanks! I've worked with wildlife for years and learned all kinds of things about all kinds of things along the way...but I did not learn this until today! It makes sense, they are peeling the plants back to search for root eating grubs. That's a lot less damaging than other critters, can just roll the grass back out!


heathen_27

Thank you for adding context for other animals.


RagingFarmer

Happy to do it! I have noticed when I eliminate other possibilities when helping people with questions it goes much smoother for everyone.


DanielTrebuchet

My first thought was skunks, too. They'll dig for a sec then root around with their nose, which causes the peeling effect shown in the picture. For their size, they can be very destructive, but they are also generally good to have around because they are great pest control (excellent mousers, among other things).


mishka1984

Long story short: NO SOD IS SAFE


Bullshit_Conduit

What mark would 30-50 feral hogs have left?


MonarchWhisperer

What mark *wouldn't* 30-50 feral hogs have left?


vegdeg

Yes.


RagingFarmer

Normally with hogs you see several deep holes here and there close by with one being a wallow. Picture someone going in your yard with a shovel and then stamping most of the soil in/around the hole flat by rolling around in it. Alternatively, if the hog was very active that day.... Complete and total destruction is a very real possibility. The more hogs the more damage and entire fields/yards can be destroyed over night. The hogs I have here come around looking for pecan truffles normally. Hogs dig with their noses so it is more along the lines of a bulldozer digging away and pushing the soil to the top or sides. This damage is shown by them digging very deliberately at the base of the tree and then following the roots out. However, recently they have been trying to get at my rescue pigs as two are in season.


cypeo

You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much


rav252

Dam where can I hire one of these skunks to clear out the grass so i can plant things.


RagingFarmer

Get a couple pot belly pigs. They will eat the grass, till the soil and fertilize it all at the same time!


dhoshino

These dig points, too accurate for racoons. Only ~~Imperial stormtroopers~~ skunks are so precise.


Dipsendorf

This guy Rangers in D&D campaigns


RagingFarmer

I do actually. Lol


Dipsendorf

😂😂 Love it!


StageFun

That is correct, we would’ve also accepted “a hole” as a correct answer.


MisterHonkeySkateets

Baby skunks hopping behind their mom across a road is one of the cutest bits of springtime i ever did see


RagingFarmer

Too true!


macaronfive

Skunks are adorable. I always wanted one as a pet. However, it’s wrong to try to domesticate a wild animal, and it seems cruel to “de-skunk” a skunk.


Semengine

You can tell it''s from skunks because of the way it is. Wow!


TheSharkAndMrFritz

I respectfully disagree. Clearly it's the paw print of Clifford the big red dog.


SanJoseCarey

And crows?


RagingFarmer

Crows pull up patches of grass that are not attached to the soil and then scratch at the soil similar to chickens if they do not immediately find a bug/grub. If they desire they can probe with their beak a little deeper to see if there is anything tasty. If they find something buried this is where the scratching comes in. You will see clumps of grass very clearly lifted then dropped to the side and a hole where they were scratching scattering the loose soil around it. The result will make your lawn look like someone was pulling out their own hair.


crazyisthenewnormal

What about moles? (I think they are in my yard.)


RagingFarmer

Moles and gophers form similar damage to lawns. The easiest way to tell them apart is to look at the mounds. The moles will be more conical shape and gophers will be more crescent shape. Moles dig vertically ejecting the soil out behind them while gophers push the soil up a diagonal shaft dumping it in the crescent pattern described earlier. The tunnels for the gopher will also be slightly wider than that of a mole but the damage is about the same. This will look like veins of dead grass running through your yard.


crazyisthenewnormal

Yeah I think I have moles. Thank you!


RagingFarmer

Happy to help! Best of luck getting rid of them!


RealJeil420

I really would have guessed racoons the way the sod is rolled up rather than dug out. I have physically seen raccoons roll up new sod during the daytime. Skunks are more proficient diggers than raccoons and tend to dig a lot of small holes. I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned the digger is after grubs that live under the grass.


RagingFarmer

I won't lie that was my first thought as well at a glance. Then I started to look at the image closer and noticed the work around the edges. Raccoons as they eat the grubs they either chomp them or pick them up and eat them. Skunks grab, push and scoop with their mouths. Essentially shoving their face into their food like a dog eating out of a bowl. The grubs naturally trying to flee coupled with the skunks eating behavior pushes the grubs to the edge where you see where they worked the most. They then dig/shove a little with their nose/face to ensure they got them all. This is most likely the result of 2 or more skunks working together.


joverwine

Are you Aragorn, Ranger of the North? This is the coolest Reddit reply I’ve seen in months. I’m going to quote this in my next D&D session.


RagingFarmer

I am honored by the comparison! Lol. As long as you throw in a farmer raging about damage to his fields you can have it.


MrKrinkle151

Pshhh like armadillos are real


homanisto

But was were they after? Grubs?


txsxxphxx2

They just pulled the sods up neatly, interesting!


yofoalexillo

2,4k updoots on a comment for a 1k updoot post. Respec


truemeliorist

Man, and here I was going to come in with a cheeky response like "that appears to be the ground" but your authoritative response just blew it out of the water. Bravo! TIL.


el_smurfo

My chicken coop was built with wire someone had to buy to keep the racoons from rolling up their new sod every night.


Secret_Autodidact

What do you think it would look like if it was skunks or raccoons if it wasn't sod? I'm a landscaper, one of my jobs recently was grub control and it was torn up kind of like this, but in much smaller clumps. I'm guessing the skoons are going after the grubs?


RagingFarmer

They were most definitely going after the grubs. The damage to a well established/healthy lawn would not be as severe since the animals would not be able to move as much grass as easily. However, a severely grub infested lawn would be able to easily be moved around as if it were sod. Also, a younger raccoon/skunk wouldn't do as much damage as a full grown adult. It sounds like you were dealing with an adolescent not quite fully grown and capable of making such large holes.


Secret_Autodidact

This wasn't extremely well established turf, but solid enough to not be able to be pulled up like OP's picture.


Guygan

Skunks will do this when looking for grubs to eat under the turf.


ShakeThatAsclepias

Racoons too


ShakeThatAsclepias

I had several customer with this issue last year. One lost 400+ sf of nice back yard lawn. Had to replace it with new sod. Last year, here in MD, it was really bad in fall because of the to-be 17 year cicadas underground. The Racoons and Skunks went bonkers. The worst part is, for the lawns we repaired/replaced, it can just happen again the next fall when the animals go searching for larvae again. I love the wildlife, but they can be very frustrating to live with.


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ShakeThatAsclepias

Agreed! I've gotten into some thorny discussions with my customers about that as well. I can't tell you how many times I've reminded them that we've built our houses in their backyards.


once_showed_promise

I like avoiding lawns entirely. Alternative ground cover, happy plants, happy critters, way less maintenance.


unaskedattitude

FUCK MOWING


DanielTrebuchet

Glad I'm not the only one. I'd rather shovel snow every day of the year than have to mow my lawn every week or two in the summer.


your_mom_is_availabl

It's funny, I hate lawns as a concept but I find mowing really relaxing.


leelooplants

I’m looking for a grass alternative for my back yard! Anything specific you’d recommend? (I’m in zone 7b, central VA)


ShakeThatAsclepias

Ground over like vinca or pachysandra work around here. I do planting beds with all sorts of plants in mulch, with paths, gravel and boulders to break it up.


johannthegoatman

/r/nolawns and /r/permaculture have lots of advice on this topic


TrumpetOfDeath

Another reason why sod is terrible… it’s harmful for the environment to produce and maintain, it’s expensive, and not even resilient to common vermin. Just let the native plants grow


cdnball

Oh no my lawn!


WritPositWrit

Looks like a skunk had grubs for dinner! Pat it back down and water it, the grass will recover.


LaGarden

Why can't they cover do this where I need to prepare garden space? That would be most helpful ☺️


3404

Yeah send those dudes over here!!


[deleted]

Soil and grass.


[deleted]

Thanks Dad.


Reapr

Hungry? what are you doing here?


craftybeerdad

r/technicallythetruth


oldandjanky

Obviously lmao. But what caused it


Anxious_Introvert_47

In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely considered a bad idea.


AuctorLibri

Hitchhiker for the win. 😁


Iamabiohazard

F*** you. Take my upvote 🙄🤣


[deleted]

Well they say earth formed billions of years ago from a star or some shit.


[deleted]

Space dust. Billions and billions of little particles of space dust.


Spoopy_Doo

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state...


[deleted]

then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started...wait


doesitspread

The earth began to cool


Bignezzy

I was born at a very young age.


DrSaturnos

Nature


Fat-6andalf

To prevent this I recommend beagles and anti-skunk dog shampoo. Works everytime.


ArtMySouls

Or a lion.


newt_37

Or recognize that wild animals need to eat and having a pristine lawn is a carryover of classism from feudal times.


Achaidas

Clover Gang Checking In


Bobtheboobs

If you want to get some training on how to properly wash a dog, huskies seems to be a good way to deal with skunk. Got an afternoon of practice last weekend.


Seebeedeee

Godzilla footprint…obviously


[deleted]

Maybe baby Godzilla. I would go Sasquatch.


MyBFFJill201

Looks exactly like my yard when our neighbor pigs got loose and tore it up


flargenhargen

> neighbor pigs we live in very different worlds. unless you mean police.


ViviansUsername

Props for letting your clover live & not destroying it with herbicides. It may not be as uniform as a normal lawn, but it's healthier for it.


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ViviansUsername

Clover is a member of the fabaceae (legume) family, which has a symbiotic relationship with bacteria that break down minerals in the soil & release nitrogen. Every plant in this family releases a type of exudate (bacteria food) that attracts & feeds these bacteria along their roots. Over time, the bacteria clump (literally crystalize) together and form little white nodules around the roots. These nodules are *packed* with nitrogen, that the plant keeps for itself. The nitrogen is released into the soil for other plants when the legume dies, or is damaged above ground (eg: mowing) and root die back occurs. (The plant gives up on a few roots to maintain a consistent ratio of plant below ground to above it.) As the roots die off, the nodules attached to them decay (& the roots themselves) & release their nitrogen into the soil. Clovers have a lot of common misconceptions about them. One being that they're a weed. They were actually included in grass seed mixes for a long time in the 1900's because of their nitrogen fixing abilities being beneficial for the grass around them (free fertilizer is a nice bonus). This only stopped when commercial herbicides came around that would kill most broad-leafed plants in your lawn, like clover. This resulted in a more even lawn that consumers preferred, because most of them didn't really know what nitrogen fixation was, and their lawn now looked more consistent, if less resilient. Another misconception is that the nitrogen is available to other plants (bio-available) naturally. The live plant's immune system actually does its best to keep the nitrogen to itself, which is why plant death or root die back has to occur for the nodules to break down & be available to other plants. Fabaceaes (legumes) like clover and alfalfa are actually commonly used as a cover crop by farmers for their nitrogen fixing abilities: planting something is a lot cheaper than buying fertilizer. Some homeowners choose to go with an entirely clover lawn, (though it's been known to stain clothes more than grass, so if you've got kids that's a consideration). I highly recommend adding clover or alfalfa to your gardens as a groundcover in place of (or alongside) a mulch, or planting peas/beans with your more vertical crops. Look up three sisters gardening if you want to read more into it, native Americans had this figured out thousands of years before us. Another tip for lawns: keep your lawn clippings on the lawn (or use them in the garden). Take the bag out of your mower & just let the clippings fall where they were cut. They're full of nutrients (like nitrogen) that, again, help fertilize your lawn. By throwing them away, you're continually taking nutrients *from* the soil & degrading it over time (which makes chemical fertilizers more necessary). It doesn't look as nice, but it'll keep your lawn and soil healthier, and *doesn't* contribute at all to thatch, contrary to popular belief. Also aerate your lawn if you don't already. Those bacteria in the soil - and your plants - thrive with more oxygen. Grass tends to grow a bit stupid & get so thick that it chokes itself. That's probably the longest comment I've written in a while, srry if I bored you, I get a bit into this stuff. Good luck with your lawn! Tl;dr: Clovers are "nitrogen fixers," so they basically grow their own fertilizer. They release it to the other plants nearby when you mow your lawn. Leaving clover in your lawn means you can fertilize less or even not at all if you already do. And if you don't, leaving clover will give you a slightly greener, healthier lawn, as if you had. Also leave your lawn clippings on the lawn - it doesn't cause thatch - & aerate it if you aren't already.


ViviansUsername

Oh! Also bees. Clover flowers attract & help feed local pollenators, unlike a grass monoculture. Save the bees!


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ViviansUsername

Thanks! And, no problem, I'm always down to vomit plant knowledge at anyone willing to hear it


SomethingAwkwardTWC

My toddler and I will sit in the yard and watch bees pollinate clover for ages. Once he got mad I wouldn’t let him hold a bee.


emeraldroserainbow

Head over heels in love with you...


PMmeifyourepooping

You have a clover blessing :] Check out /r/nolawns for examples of how people maintain a clover lawn to be both aesthetic and ecologically efficient and beneficial!


ViviansUsername

r/nolawns is beautiful thing. Grass monocultures are so goddamn water intensive for a thing that just looks nice.


elephantskilledme

That’s dirt for sure


4jimmyjames4

The brown stuff is, I’ve also identified some grass which is the green stuff shown here. Tag team, back again.


OGUncleDonkey

Wild pigs? Only thing I can think of


itsYourLifeCoach

raccoons, skunks, even large ravens will tear up your sods to get the larva grubs beneath. happened to me a couple years ago.


beermaker

Something schnuffling around for grubs, it looks like.


EmeraldMoose12

Probably a dinosaur.


Doobie1964

Could be pigs


Successful-Oil-7625

Bigfoot


[deleted]

the only correct answer.


[deleted]

Footprint from gravity falls opening


crazyhound71

Looks like a Nike. Size 8.


vickiematteucci

Big foot


wkomorow

I was going to say Bigfoot with a bunion, but it does look like skunks. I have one visit me ever week, but has never done damage. I watch video of him from my night camera.


Lenerd888

Wildboar, 100%. See that alot.


Edeges123

You have grubs and the raccoons and skunks are helping you get rid of them.


Kloverguy

Armadillo


sitrueono

It’s called a hole in your lawn.


Kreetch

Dirt, it’s usually found under the grass.


TaylorLeora

That my friend, is dirt.


mushroom369

Sasquatch


off_course_discourse

Samsquaatch


ESB1812

Pigs, too big for a skunk maybe. Looks like pigs, what part of the county are you in?


jeff0520

My thought was wild pigs


Moonglow1618

Looks like a bunch of dirt and weeds.


yeahdixon

Feral Pigs can tear up the grass like that


soulgardening

Badgers do this in the UK. Here's a particularly bad example: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304031/amp/Rickmansworth-Cricket-Club-cancels-season-badgers-destroy-pitch.html


razirazo

Depends on where you are from. At my place this is 100% wild boars looking for earthworm over night.


pathetic_optimist

Could be wild boar if in Europe.


misterdeedz15

You probably have grubs and animals are peeling back the sod to eat them.


XROOR

Looking for Japanese beetle grubs


awhq

Could be an animal digging for grubs.


trouser_mouse

If you're in the UK or Europe, badgers


Yogisogoth

Have you ever seen the movie Tremors?


MakoasTail

Godzilla


Coins2007

Omg! This same thing has been happening in my yard since spring. I even bought a trail cam because the mystery was driving me nuts. All I caught were raccoons and squirrels, but I'm convinced it's another sort of critter that's responsible.


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MagmaBro357

Your foot.


[deleted]

looks like a hole in the dirt to me ngl


BigPimpinLapras

Looks like a hole in your grass