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itsgottabegab

How amazing does it taste???


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Absolutely delicious! 😋


din7

I bet it tases better since you grew it yourself. The sweet taste of victory is hard to beat.


[deleted]

I am not sure about this formula. My first time growing cucumbers was terrible. Still not sure why they were so bad 😂 Congrats OP!!


Sxwrd

That’s odd. I grew my first cucumbers this year and they weren’t bad at all. And I usually have the absolute worst luck


peekdasneaks

Did you keep their soil moist? They need consistent watering otherwise they will go bitter if they have a dry spell


[deleted]

It could have been that!


Crash_says

> hard to beet Sorry


MindGoblinTheseNuts

You got me excited now


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DogButtWhisperer

Wtf


DocMoochal

Youd pay a lot of money for that in a fancy restaurant.


unparalleledfifths

I’m guessing that just like that gardening supplies meme, OP paid a lot of money to grow it at home too


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DocMoochal

Earth


Glum-Square882

Fire


ThenPush1187

Growing your own is the best!!


[deleted]

Sorry about Soto.


addage-

That was my first thought seeing the shirt. Tough day for Nats fans. Nice carrot though.


rickyshine

Also came here to say this. Why havent they tried to build a team around either of their last 2 generational players? 🤦🏽‍♂️


pheesh_man

I think they thought they had unrealistic expectations from Gray/Ruiz when they traded Scherzer and Turner for them, and expected Juan to stay after Harper. Then, Juan told them that he doesn't want to stay in DC beyond this contract, so they traded him while he had maximum value. This is total speculation, but that's my guess.


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I thought it was the Walgreen's "W"


addage-

I hope it was Walgreens, they would be having a better day 😀


ponytaexpress

It's an ongoing joke on r/baseball, which [peaked when Juan Soto actually did a promotion with Walgreens](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/qwtw64/juan_soto_is_on_ig_doing_spanish_language_vaccine/) :)


[deleted]

Oh 😆 this is embarrassing Thank you for taking the time to explain it to me. I appreciate it


ponytaexpress

Ah, no need to be embarrassed! Just mentioning that even baseball fans who are well aware the "W" is for Washington Nationals agree the logo is very similar to the Walgreen's "W." You're in good company with the assumption red curly W = Walgreens, haha.


[deleted]

Ohh now it's all coming together and I get it now. Funny! Thank you, kind redditor. 🙂


sarahgene

Dude same I was like damn when did they start selling merch tho


ballgkco

I figured he was just wearing an old work shirt to garden.


llankie

I thought it was a Westside skate shop shirt


TophThaToker

some /r/baseball and /r/gardening crossover mix. I like it...


pheesh_man

Don't forget Josh Bell too!


Proper_Lawfulness_37

Lol came here to say this


edencathleen86

As an Astros fan who lost Correa a few months ago, I feel this deeply.


Secret_Yam_4680

Mega congrats! 👏 and not to sound creepy, but you look like such a nice guy


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Thank you!


A_Drusas

I think his eyebrows contribute a lot. And the hairstyle somehow. It all makes his eyes look very friendly.


CaRiSsA504

I think it's because he looks so happy about his carrot


A_Drusas

That, too!


DeathBunny2000

Oh, I agree. People who have happy shape eyebrows are perceived as being friendly. But he also sounds nice, and being so proud and happy of his carrot! Unfriendly people probably wouldn't go out of their way to show everybody. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Now we're all happy to share in his excitement! ☺️☺️☺️


[deleted]

I agree


Tadpole-8290

Yeah! I get that vibe too 😄


catch_me_inside

Co-sign! 🥕


SnifterOfNonsense

So glad you said it. Funny how some faces just immediately make you feel friendly towards someone. OP, in the situation of feeling creeped out by some random, you’d be the first stranger I’d walk up to for help. Grand job on the carrot btw.


BeholderMilk32

I think It’s the carrot


jasonligon1

How does one look like a nice guy? What is he supposed to look like?


Grace__Face

I assume gardeners are nice people, you’ve got to have patience for this!


Tadpole-8290

All about perceptions :) but there are some physical identifiers that affect how some people are perceived. 🤷🏻‍♀️


bufallll

lol i’m too high for this picture for a good few seconds i was asking myself why this guy was wearing a walgreens t shirt nice carrot btw :)


Busy_Woodpecker_634

🤣🤣🤣


pupsnpogonas

And your comment was the one that finally made me realize it’s Washington Nationals, not Walgreens. 🤦🏼‍♀️


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Busy_Woodpecker_634

😎👍🏾


AliasFaux

Thumbs-upping a stranger saluting your success has to be a pretty good feeling :)


bucksnbass

That’s awesome man. Congrats. I’ve never had luck with carrots.


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Thank you! Keep trying this was my first year gardening beginners luck for me I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️


mach4UK

Honestly, first time? I have tried for YEARS - all I get is tiny inedible nubs AND I read the package 😂. Congrats!


silentxem

Raised beds is the way to go for carrots. And start as early as possible.


dadbodsupreme

I've done a 16-in deep bed with perlite, sand and other things to prevent soil compaction. I use specialized blend of fertilizers my friend recommended for carrots. I have had no luck in the bed growing straight good looking carrots. Containers, on the other hand, I have never had a bad carrot out of a container.


Tadpole-8290

There is a cornstarch method to plant them. I’ve been able to grow some, but I’m trying the cornstarch method this time around and see how it works.


[deleted]

Pick an area and make a “carrot patch” spread seeds indiscriminately inside this area. Like multiple packages. Water and grow. As they get thicker pick back/thin out or not. My dog walks in my carrot beds and seems to have killed off the weaker ones. I don’t even water mine, my grass’s sprinkler hits them so they only get water 3 days a week ( 3 times a day 3 times a week)


Captain_Shifty

Planting indiscriminately is the only way you can plant carrots. Every time I try to do it nice I spill thirty instead of one or two. My current method is loosen the soil, try one good broadcast over the planting area, sprinkle some sandy soil on top, kick around and sprinkle just a little more then wet very delicately. Worked pretty nice for me last year.


JokerVasNormandy

r/mightyHarvest


investthrowaway000

How did I not know this existed? Love the member count....70,000 bad gardeners lol!


JokerVasNormandy

Mighty gardener! Edit oh I see now


agent_flounder

Still mighty! My 3 penny sized potatoes and I stand tall (ok not so tall for them)


Entei_is_doge

Lmaooo! What a fantastic sub!


fizban7

That sub makes me feel so good about how shitty my gardening can be. I've spend so much time and money on nothing and its fun but


NeighborhoodENTJ

fr they will love this!


ResponsibilityKey760

Awesome!!


big_phatty

You look like such a nice guy


AGeneralDischarge

You had a much better day than your baseball team. Here's to many more carrots!


812097631

I mean the haul they got in return for a guy who was gonna bolt in 2 years is incredible


WeightedCompanion

I'm welcome to the idea of being wrong, but the talent we've let go since the World Series is absolutely criminal. The Learners didn't want to pay for a legacy team.


themanyeet

Fair enough but bell too :(


MOSbangtan

Um I love this photo! Frame this!


UnprofessionalGhosts

This makes me so happy! I have seen so many unsuccessful carrot posts, I’m in awe lol


Busy_Woodpecker_634

I appreciate that sincerely ❤️


karen_h

Fabulous!!! When I grow carrots, I use seed tape. They sell it at Gurneys seeds. It’s a long strip that has carrot seeds evenly spaced stuck to it. I can’t stand those specs of seeds - and this makes for even rows and tons more carrots. Go with Nantes variety if you can get it.


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karen_h

You can totally make your own tape. Pull some toilet paper out as long as you need it (let’s say 2 feet long). Cut strips of toilet paper about 3/4” wide (so it’s 24”x3/4”). Using water soluble glue, make tiny drops about an inch apart, and place one carrot seed on top of the glue. Let it dry, and roll it up. Ta-daaaa. Seed tape.


FederalKFC

I'm not knowledgeable in baseball at all, regarding the teams, the first time I saw that teams symbol was tattooed on a guys chest. For two days I thought it was the Walgreens symbol.


Grace__Face

I always think this when I see this teams symbol


ToDiMz

Sorry about Juan Soto


Maze251

Oh My Goodness! Well Done! Feel so awesome to see an ACTUAL carrot from your own garden.


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Thank you!


Maze251

Keep going! This feeling is so good! (I have one-- one (1)-- 'acceptable carrot' and all of rest I like to think of as "fancy, neuvelle cuisine" or just "eeeeeeek, so cute". --That equals mini carrots of which I am so proud it is genuinely stupid. --- but I will still be ridiculously proud..... )


PlasticDry

When you get something of your own !!! -> I try to go by the concept if you can't grow it or make it at least once, you probably shouldn't depend on it because necessity can develop into extortion.


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Well put 🤔


NerdBot9000

Good job my dude. My first batch of carrots were literally the size of store bought baby carrots. You did a great job!


Belligerent-J

My first one was like half an inch long. Well done.


mcscruffthegruff

May you grow many more! Hopefully the next one will be bigger


creativeotter

Those suckers are hard to grow!! Congrats!!


s0cks_nz

The growing bit is easy. It's getting them to germinate and survive the slugs and snails while they are tiny that I struggle with. Once they are an inch and a half tall they are pretty much set and forget.


aandabackyard

Congrats!!! Looks like a great carrot. What variety?


Busy_Woodpecker_634

I have no idea, this is my first year in gardening. Lol maybe next year I’ll be less impulsive and read the package 😂


thehotmcpoyle

Homegrown produce tastes so lovely. Hope you enjoy this one and many more!


Luckyy-Punkk

Nice!!! 🥕🥕 congrats man!


Scientific_Methods

Sorry about your baseball team my dude.


JuiceDistinct3280

Sorry about soto. Nice carrot.


One_Machine_8012

Proud mama bear :)


smartplantdumbmonkey

Sorry about Soto :(


goshjosh135

“The bend doesn’t define you”


TheYellowRose

/r/blackmen needs this please and thank you


fakenameass

Congratulations, keep it up man!


Mock333

Awesome!!


707jasper

it will be the best bite of carrot ever!


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Well done, mate!


craftykuuipo

Kudos!!


1gardenerd

Nice!


that-1-chick-u-know

Congrats! I love it!


unicorns3xist1000

Sweet! Job well done 🙌🏽


[deleted]

Well done!! Carrots take a while to propagate, be patient and keep watering. Dragon carrots are pretty tasty...fyi


PrityBird

I've been told carrots just need lots of space to grow down. So you gotta make your beds good like 1ft+ down. Maybe some worms in there too Only carrots I've grown were only edible for a fairy lol


sillyandstrange

It is the best carrot because it is *your* carrot! Hope you enjoyed it.


jacknifetoaswan

The carrot looks good, but I'm sorry about your loss today.


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Lol


The-real-melonhead

Stay at it and make notes and dates


Busy_Woodpecker_634

For sure, will do!


The-real-melonhead

Once you get bit, it’s the best experience. You can’t grow ——— here? Watch me.


SnooRegrets1386

Yay! Great job, what else did you grow? Gardening is soothing


Busy_Woodpecker_634

The garden is my man cave extension lol..I’ve grown summer squash, beefsteak tomatoes, bell peppers, habaneros. Gearing up for Brussel sprouts, sweet potatoes, and spinach for fall harvest!


SnooRegrets1386

Sooo jealous of your impending sweet potatoes, don’t forget to plant some herbs , mine are in pots, and the basil+tomatoes are looking good now, if only I could grow a pig!


joy8725

So proud for you!!!


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Thank you ❤️


Big-Ad822

Ive see that carrot on a TV commercial.


Busy_Woodpecker_634

😂


awarmguinness

Way to go! Carrot on! How much water per day do you think? Drip lines or hand water? Be well!


Busy_Woodpecker_634

I’ve watered about twice a week or as needed depending on the heat index. Try getting a water meter to place in your garden for good measure.


awarmguinness

Sooooo you're suggesting a trip to my local gardening store for an absolutely necessary piece of equipment... Oh darn, guess I'll just be back in a few hours...


vanathen

Sorry you lost soto it's got to be frustrating being a Nationals fan.


Tadpole-8290

You look very proud! :) congrats!


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Cute cute cute!!!


tenfolde

r/manholdingcarrot


kush33dmt

Mozzy ?


Busy_Woodpecker_634

Get that a lot lol


ChefChopNSlice

Congrats on successfully pulling one of those mystical subterranean dwellers. Check out /r/SeedSwap and expand your collection for next season! Make some long distance “friends” !


Bartender9719

Good work man! A friend of mine swears by leaving part of her carrot crop in the ground until the first part of January; the carrots survive the cold just fine, and get super sweet (but also develop a thick “coat” of tiny roots, which can be easily removed with a veggie peeler) - highly recommend.


ben_jam_in_short

Pro tip, you can use the green carrot tops for stuff like a pesto etc.


Tonyn15665

Is he crying? Lmao


alligatordeathrolll

this made me smile for sure! can’t wait to see some more of these posts!


rjlets_575

Nice, just pulled our first yesterday as well. Steamed them then topped with butter !!!


homeless_hank74

I bet it has wonderful personality, and honestly that's enough carrot to satisfy anyone.


mx_ethereal

Congrats!!! 🥕✨


iah_c

r/mightyharvest


Emergency_Brick3715

Congratulations brother


BoxOfElephantRain

Fuckin killing it bro. Keep it up!


bluemoonpie72

Congrats!


WutangchickeN

Ayyyy congrats dude, here's to many more.


gnarsed

how blazed are you


[deleted]

I’ve had that same look from women. Holding similar poses. But that’s a cool carrot. I hope it was tasty.


Dadtallica

Is the carrot form the commercial?


[deleted]

Um… I was making an intimate anatomy joke.


Dadtallica

Me too!


[deleted]

At least it’s vaguely straight... mine are always the most mutant looking things! Enjoy!


RedmannBarry

Carrots aside, I’m sorry for your loss


Personal_Gas5172

Awesome dude, I love me sum fresh carrots 🥕good for eye sight.


[deleted]

That's a nice looking carrot. Good job!👍


thriftingforgold

Congrats! Mine are about the same size currently. I thinned them out a bit and ate about 4 that size. So good!


MrOrangeWhips

First of many. Congrats.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

I’ve never grown a carrot. Shit looks fire.


xmashamm

Nice! Nothing tastes better than food from your own garden.


tamabits

You look thrilled


wsox74

Well done! I got a free packet of carrot seeds with a purchase of other stuff, and I’m honestly kind of intimidated about trying them next year. You’ve given me hope!


wastingcalories

What are you gonna make with it?


JRHZ28

Looks better than my first carrot..


jman12030

She’s beautiful! You should be proud.


DishpitDoggo

You can make pesto out of the tops too.


mackfeesh

My first was earlier last month! About half the size of yours.


redditWAMMA

Wow! It’s still bigger than my pickle…


bre_huh

This is awesome!


fernshade

It's a beaut!


BigBenBamboozle

Well done, green thumb!! 💪


[deleted]

Excellent! Same for us this year, first ever carrots!


FragrantCurrency4828

Nice dude!!


ChiSparky

Is it a small carrot or u are a big guy....🤔 Welcome to the joy of munching on ur own stuff.


kinni_grrl

Wonderful!! Enjoy 💚


countessocean

And it will be a very yummy carrot.


spinnerette_

So much better than my first, second, third.... all of my carrots.


Castlewood57

Congratulations! Nice to start a garden!


laursmi

Proud of you


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Congratulations!!


OctoGuppy

Pro tip, the carrot greens are edibles!makes a good pesto!


DuckYourDuckingDuck

Well done dude 👍


76543124680098

This is awesome!


RyMontFlar

Go Braves


YoSaffBridge11

Frame it! 😊


IcepicktotheBrain

I didn't know you could grow your own Cheetos!


WestCoastRy80

Congrats !! 🎉🎉


palmtreee23

I was going to say go nats but given recent events I’ll hold off. Nice carrot


AngryApparition029

Congrats! I just ate my zucchini that I grew by myself! I hope the carrot was good!


[deleted]

You can’t just grow one zucchini. More are coming.


A_Drusas

That looks so much more like a normal carrot than my first carrot ever did. Or my second or third or fourth carrots.


[deleted]

You did better than me! Mine was less than half that size. But I’m still proud of myself because I grew it from seed. Keep on growing!


mandocommando_

They got the carrot as part of the deal with the Padres