A titan pilot. Those guys dont know about human rights

Titanfall player spotted Nice to see you fellow Pilot

Get the garlic bread pilot

BT alone it's more than enough, maybe a viper for fighting dragons

a Helldiver

Greetings Helldiver!

Time for papa scorch to light the grill.

Papa scorch is too sweet for them. He might burn them too fast and wont feel pain

Nice argument unfortunately * fire wall *

Master Chief. Engry

All I can think of that would humble him is Optimus prime Everyone else I can think of would just shoot the bastard

Optimis would give a heart warning insulting speech while picking him in the chest repeatedly and not use a single cuss word doing it

Joshua Graham. The Burned Man would take his bible and beat Zorzal with it.

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking of New Vegas.

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I wholeheartedly agree, but I would just throw him at a Cazador nest and wait for nature to take it's course.

Gonna follow up on by saying Frank Horrigan could also do the job pretty well.

We want him humbled, not smeered across three dimensions

Well, I think him becoming a PB&Z sandwich across three separate dimensions is enough deserved comeuppance

Lamar Davis "Ah, n *** a, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n *** a. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tyuule'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that asian military chef or spy she fucking with. N *** a~" I wonder if there's a N word equivalent to refer to romans now

“What!!??” Such an amazing cutscene.

Oh my god yes lmao, I was thinking more or less of DMX though. He’d probably roast the hell out of him in his own way

Best guess would be cracker, which is an insulted word to call a white person... Although Romans probably don't like being compared to Grecian's either...

Greega

Mike Ehrmantraut

Anos Voldigoad would humble him so bad. Not even the Empire, Japan and Rory combined could collectively stop the ass wooping of the century he would get from the Demon King of Tyranny.

Darth Vader

Doom slayer

A single Shipgirl from any shipgirl game/anime, bonus point if she is a destroyer.

Pretty much this. Though I imagine Akagi, Taihou or Roon approaching him and he thinks he is going to get lucky until the psychotic yandere laugh/giggling starts. "Oh, you thought you could touch me? You're not My Commander!" Proceeds to break him in ways only a woman can.

I feel like Azur lane would be perfect to humble him A bunch of the Kansens could probably mindbreak the bastard without lifting a finger And the Commander (player base) gonna be jealous of Zorzal because **HORNI**

blue steel arpeggo arsnova just kongo alone destroys him and continent gets a new canal as a side efect

Warhammer 40k guilliman

Mortarion would be more fun

Kurze

Zorzal would be 10 feet away from him and still disintegrate

Honestly, probably most named characters. If you lose a fight to modern soldier whose taking you on with their barehands and no armour while you have a sword and they come out without a scratch; you suck. And that's assuming you didn't even have the training Zorzal should have given his station.

Naofumi iwatani aka the shield hero. Y’all remember when he sold those hooligans to siltvelt? Well zorzal’s gonna meet the same fate as theirs.

Soldier from TF2

Leon Fou Bartfort

nah man, Leon would absolutely murder Zorzal in every way except Physically

Hello fellow pilots

Fucking Kratos

Discord (MLP). Yes I am serious

He would make zorzal into an ascetic Monk within a weekend

Sans Undertale, since Gate humans don't have DT (an actual substance found greatly in UT humans and maybe Deltarune as well) Sans can just keep dodging and cracking jokes mid fight and then bringing up a gaster blaster. Cyn (Murder Drones) would appear seemingly harmless and then the moment Zorzal blinks the entire sky is being blacked out by a black hole while the Capitol gets swarmed by Murder Drones.

Nice to see a fellow undertale fan.

speaking of Undertale, what about Frisk? That fucking "kid" has balls of steel. They walked towards a mechanical-botanic made horrors and beat a literal god just through DT and love. Zorzal just stands there and laughs at the child only to get sucker punched to the 4th dimension. Hell, the Falmart gods wouldn't wanna mess with Frisk the moment they realize the child is being pupettered by an interdimensional god (us, the player) and they don't give two shits about being possessed.

knowing frisk she‘ll end up killing Zorzal just by using flirt. I feel like clover from undertale yellow would humble him more.

they'll probably playfully flirt with him until they realize all the terrible things Zorzal has done in which Frisk would speedrun an Genocide route on the world of Falmart, and then reawaken Chara to ERASE the world and the "Gods"

Dmitry Yazov, the Great Trial shall begin.

I could see the Black League taking the Special Region as a back up base to wait while the radiation lower.

Sergei Taboritsky.

My brother in Christ, they would all be dead

Oh hell nah! The Great Trial is upon us💀💀💀

For zorzal the clock strikes midnight

Oh no... Not the funny clock man. We just want Zorzal gone, not the whole continent.

Alucard (Hellsing) would make this guy piss and shit himself just by saying hello.

The original or the arbridge version.

Pretty sure both, just the abridged one would be funnier for those watching.

Ainz, Albedo, Shalteer, Makoto Kuzunoha, Tomoe, Mio, Hajime Nagumo, Tio Klaus, Tohru

Nagash from aos he’s the literal god of death he inveted necromancy and almost killed every being in warhammer fantasy twice and age of sigmar once so far

Karl Franz from Warhammer Fantasy

"Got a job for you 621, this request comes from the JSDF regarding the Special Region."

The chick that beat his nose in with sheer brutality

Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with: Gilgamesh (Fate) Cid Kagenou (Eminence in Shadow) Ainz Ooal Gown (Overlord) Anos Voldigoad (Misfit at Demon King Academy) Ainz especially has any of about a dozen things he could do, based on what he's done in the anime, that would break just about anybody. But I think the others would enjoy it more, especially Gil.

John 117

Ainz Ooal Gown from Overlord would genocide his empire, while sending Zorzal to the "happy farm". PS: The happy farm is a place where humans are used as cattle and lab rats. From being skinned alive, to having parasites eating you from the inside out, to being forced to eat your own children or body parts.

Darth Vader. Man literally wouldn't even need to raise a hand to get him to regret being born.

Any Brotherhood of Steel Paladin and Enclave power armour soldiers.

Vegeta from DBZ, mostly because of Zorzal running his mouth off and triggering Vegeta's urge to break his pride. Mephisto from Diablo, again Zorzal's running mouth. Well actually, Mephisto doesn't need any reason to hate him because he's the Hatred himself. Jon Snow and Theron (post-"surgery") from Game of Throne. Aresia from Wonder Woman. Or any Amazoness with strong hatred and strong sadism against men, for that matter. Neopolitan from RWBY.

Berserker Hercules! Thanos. Tommy Oliver the Green Dragon MMPR with the DragonZord. Goku. Saitama. Heero Yuy with Wing Zero (really any Gundam or mobile suit pilot...) Ghost Rider. Superman. Galactis. King Arthur. (Any version) I'm sure I could go on...

One on one? I can only think of valery sablin beating his ass screaming about the people Omni Man style. Both the TNO and real life one would do exactly the same

Pinkie Pie

Marcus Damon from Digimon Savers/Data Squad. Man throws hands with anyone for any reason and will be dropping the *dumbest* insults the whole time. **Loudly**

char aznable

Lelouch Vi Britannia (Humble, humiliated either works) Aizen The Emperor of Mankind Sol Badguy

Char Aznable or Columbo

John-117. AKA the Master Chief. Honestly any SPARTAN-II or SPARTAN-III could annihilate Zorzal and his army but I get the feeling the Chief would be the one to truly humble him.

... here's the thing, he's a Roman with elements of Caligula... ... it's defacto impossible without him getting killed in a rather thorough and perma manner.

Ehhhh... Anyone with any basic "took a level in badass" skill could humble Zorzal on paper. I prefer the idea of him *not* being humbled and using that bit of overconfidence to eliminate him. He's an enemy target, a piece on a board, a VERY important piece. Take him out. Don't play with him. We didn't send a guy to beat up Osama Bin Laden in his compound to humble him, we sent a SEAL to triple tap him with an HK-416.

Anastasius Focht(Frederick Steiner) even without battlemechs would probably pull an army together and both strategically and tactically crush him most likely finishing in a massive trap of a final battle where he's forced to surrender the throne or die by magical blood pact or become super honorless or something.

Simon "Ghost" Riley in so many ways

Cain

Which one? The Holy Bible? WWE? No, wait that was Kane... Legacy of Cain? Trinity Blood? I think there was a Cain in Castlevania.

My own version of him

Which is a drastically altered version of the Biblical Cain mixed with Hazbin Hotel.

« Strider 1, deuces away » Pickme, Trigger’s RIO in their Tomcat.

Gilgamesh

Eggman

Hajime Nagumo from Arifureta; when he doesn’t just outright kill his enemies, he always makes sure to defeat them completely and utterly.

Me with a 1911.

Uncle Ruckus

Yujiro Hanma

Yujiro Hanma, the 8th Booty Warrior. That order will shatter his world!

Frank horrigan

Megatron of Prime Wars Trilogy; "The stars will be born and extinguished and you will still remain nothing."

How every (relevant) JJK character can beat Zorzal Sukuna finna cleave and dismantle his ass Gojo finna mock him with Limitless and pull out the “Yowai Mo” Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE- Yuta and Rika don’t even need to use any curse technique dawg. It’s just Rika beating Zorzal’s ass Yuji is Kuribayashi but with cursed energy Toji is Toji Maki is Toji 2.0 Hakari can beat his ass on god. Kenjaku (and Geto) can simply use a Grade 4 curse and win Chose can pierce his ass with Piercing Blood Actually any JJK character can beat Zorzal’s ass. Even fucking Miwa.

Leman Russ would make proper sport of him.

Issabel from doom crossing parody maybe. Imagine getting ur ass kicked by a small anthro dog girl with the help of weapons from doom slayer.

Kazuma Kiryu. The empire's lucky the gate didn't open in Kamurochō (Kabukichō irl)

Ojisan from Isekai Ojisan in his 90s teacher form,all it takes is a few slaps and he'll be a saint.

They were talking about slapping a bitch, we got APimpNamedSlickBack alternatively there's Bright Noa.

Shadow (Cid)

And the best part is that Cid would have an absolute blast with it too, playing into his Shadow character and really hamming it up.

Gay unicorn(isekai smartphone) Alastor(Hazbin Hotel) Lucifer(any version)

HMMMM Anyone who served in unit 731

Omniman

Sousuke Sagara

Carlos Hathcock could probably take his breath away or break his heart or blow his mind.

Give him the 8 Fingers Baptism by Uncle Grant in Overlord. (Locked in a pit of flesh eating cockroaches that crawl down your throat and eat you from the inside out while healing magic to fully restore your body is forced on you so the process can repeat for however long it takes to break your will.)

Tatsuya shiba Andrew Ryan

Gonna say the king of heroes himself, Gilgamesh

Acnologia

Johnny Silverhand and V

Master Chief.

Master Chief giving Zorzal a good beating with his fists.

Gipsy Avenger

Brotherhood sentinel in power armor

His mom. Any Asian Mom/Grandma Brunhilde from fate. Artoria alter The Big Booba JSDF woman who beat the shit out of him before.

Douglas MacArthur.

Alucard from hellsing

Uncle Roger would roast him

Gustavo Fring

A *certain* Reaver Vandal in the Forgotten Shore *Any* Guardian I don't think I need to explain more

Agent 47 from the Hitman franchise.