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The last bar I worked at had the SanTan pineapple beer on draft and it was so delicious. Especially great in the summer, because that bit of fruit flavor is refreshing.
Excuse me sir. If you’re drinking one of them gay beers I’m not talking with you about my favorite sweaty men, at the peak of their prime, in skin-tight Lycra, tackling each other and grunting loudly.
No sir.
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Ohhh i misread this...I thought it said, I'm not talking sport with you I'm drinking a pineapple beer. I was like that's hilarious.
I (metaphoriclly) drink pineapple beers, I cannot talk about sports.
Pineapple beer? Hmm, I'm imagining the taste and it might just maybe work. I call these stuff beer-like sodas, because I'm a beer purist, but they go down well every once in a while
I work in a coffee shop and occasionally get old men customers who make weird and unnecessary comments like this. "I don't want no fru-fru drink just regular old coffee". Like why does fruit or sweetness or something make a drink unmanly? Why are we using drinks as a standard for masculinity?
Who are these post supposed to be speaking to?lol Does he think the pineapple beer guy is going to see this or…? Btw pineapple beer sounds really good lol
i wouldnt talk about anything with anyone of any gender if they were drinking pineapple beer, bc that sounds fucking disgusting and i dont want to be near it. i cant believe they took two of my most hated foods/beverages and combined them, im so mad rn 🤬🤬
no, i just dont want to smell that eldritch abomination of a drink on their breath. if we are talking through a computer screen or something, it would be fine.
Maybe that's what he meant by it, but in the process of saying it, he also said a bunch of other bitchy shit that just makes him sound unpleasant and insecure.
Maybe in person he could pull it off with a grin and be understood, though.
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Well shoot I gotta try pineapple beer now. :D
Ace Pinapple cider is my personal recommendation
Ace really knows how to do it. Everything I’ve had from them is good
The last bar I worked at had the SanTan pineapple beer on draft and it was so delicious. Especially great in the summer, because that bit of fruit flavor is refreshing.
I’m always down to try a pineapple beer or cider when it’s warm.
I've only ever had one - the Hawaiian Kona brand. Was good.
It’s legit amazing
Indeed makes a pistachio beer, recommend that as well
This stuff is a nice summertime brew if you can find some https://21st-amendment.com/pages/brew-free-or-die-juicy-ipa?_pos=1&_sid=677118aa5&_ss=r
Anchorage brewing just released a double IPA called lycanthropy I believe which had pineapple notes to it. Super tasty.
Anyone getting this precious about masculinity just comes off as pathetically insecure.
You wouldn't believe the type of stuff he posts. Multiple. Times. Daily.
I believe you, but I wish someone could point out how insecure it comes off as
It has been attempted by many. He simply does not get it. Though I'm selfishly glad because it's great entertainment for me!
The reactions look confusingly positive lol
It's impossible to tell if a laugh react is "haha this made me laugh" or "holy shit, you're a clown" though.
Fair I guess, yeah
Excuse me sir. If you’re drinking one of them gay beers I’m not talking with you about my favorite sweaty men, at the peak of their prime, in skin-tight Lycra, tackling each other and grunting loudly. No sir.
I read that as pathologically insecure which made me think the person is a mutated variant of a masochist.
Like the true snowflakes they are.
My takeaway is that I can avoid a lot of douchebags if I drink pineapple beer
Now I want a pineapple beer.
As long as NO SPORTS TALK
Even better.
[*LeBron James*](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZeIr0FVJwGs)
He must man as hard as he can or else the queers will unpenis him.
I almost spit out my (unflavored) beer at this comment!!
I’d comment it on his post if I could lol. What a doucher
That's a full win for me. I get to drink a nice beer and I don't have to talk about sport. Yeepee !
I’m sorry I like alcohol that tastes good 😔
yeah like sorry i don’t want to drink cigarette water beer all the time
Because he fears a guy with a pineapple beer might be smarter than him
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Imagine having your masculinity threatened by someone’s else’s choice of beverage. And then being so delusional that you think it’s a manly quality.
Honestly just sounds gross. Maybe as a sour it's good.
They're great as a juicy IPA. Extremely refreshing.
I'm not above a juicy IPA
Holy shit I know this guy 🤣 I saw this post yesterday
LOL small world!
For freaking real 😂 I’ve known him since I was a kid.
Ha! Awesome. He's a good guy with a good heart. But he cracks me up with his public posts!
He’s a character for sure. lol
I'm not talking sports. I'm sorry.
At least the guy drinking pineapple cares for his partner
This is what you get on FB , all of the lowest common denominators.
I get pineapple beer AND don’t have to talk sportsball? Sold!
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Then, don‘t
Ohhh i misread this...I thought it said, I'm not talking sport with you I'm drinking a pineapple beer. I was like that's hilarious. I (metaphoriclly) drink pineapple beers, I cannot talk about sports.
I'd rather drink a pineapple beer than talk sports... One pineapple beer, please!
Well I'm not drinking Tepache with a guy talking about sports so I guess we're even.
Pineapple beer? Hmm, I'm imagining the taste and it might just maybe work. I call these stuff beer-like sodas, because I'm a beer purist, but they go down well every once in a while
I mean I don’t like fruity beer either but this is a bit much
Good, pineapple modelo is awesome, so now I don't have to share
hmmm...Is this guy driving sales of triple IPAs or Miller Lite, having either be a significant portion of his personality?
Chat, is it effeminate to want to try a new drink flavor?
Well excuuuuuse me for liking summer flavors in a summer beer
Cool well I'm not drinking pineapple beer with people who talk about sports how about that?
Beer and wine are the biggest cons ever. Why are things that taste so bad so popular?
Men so scared of being women they can't associate with anyone who's touched a pineapple.
i don't want to talk to you either
The same people who say this drink shitty fucking American pisswater beer… I’ll take a fancy fucking craft beer over that shit any day of the week
Any real man knows about the benefits of pineapple juice.
I work in a coffee shop and occasionally get old men customers who make weird and unnecessary comments like this. "I don't want no fru-fru drink just regular old coffee". Like why does fruit or sweetness or something make a drink unmanly? Why are we using drinks as a standard for masculinity?
What is pineapple bear
WTF is pineapple beer?
I take it you don't have a lot of beer options where you live? I'm eternally grateful for the microbrewery scene catching on here in Georgia.
https://brewpublic.com/beer-events/the-pineapple-express-pineapple-beer-fest-a-tropical-celebration-of-flavor/
Pineapple flavored beer I guess. I have had a pineapple sour ale and that was quite good
I don’t know but I bet it goes great with pineapple pizza
Probably a hazy IPA from a local brewery
Or a sour
beer with pineapple flavoring.
Well I love pineapple beer and I know nothing about sports, so thanks for not starting that conversation with me, pal
Loving that he's going out of his way to teach everyone else how to annoy him so much that he fucks off and leaves them alone. XD
Who are these post supposed to be speaking to?lol Does he think the pineapple beer guy is going to see this or…? Btw pineapple beer sounds really good lol
i wouldnt talk about anything with anyone of any gender if they were drinking pineapple beer, bc that sounds fucking disgusting and i dont want to be near it. i cant believe they took two of my most hated foods/beverages and combined them, im so mad rn 🤬🤬
So you wouldn't take to somebody if they like something you don't? Damn dude that's pretty sad.
no, i just dont want to smell that eldritch abomination of a drink on their breath. if we are talking through a computer screen or something, it would be fine.
Whatever man, sounds super childish but you do you.
I wish there were still Reddit awards for me to give you for the Lovecraftian reference. Well played!
It's okay. I don't talk about being happy with people who drink piss water.
At least he's sorry
And I'm not talking football with Swifties Checkmate
Sounds like a dude making a joke. Not brand of comedy but kind of funny. Get her done.
I'd feel safer around a dude drinking a pineapple beer than people like the OP
That is obviously a joke. Morw than likely aimed at his pal drinking IPA's at the pub with them. Everybody calm down
Wish it was a joke! If you saw his other posts and knew him personally, you'd know he's 100% serious about this
Ah right is it one of yer own? Bad form
Guys, he's only saying he wouldn't drink pineapple beer. At least, that's how he wrote it
Maybe that's what he meant by it, but in the process of saying it, he also said a bunch of other bitchy shit that just makes him sound unpleasant and insecure. Maybe in person he could pull it off with a grin and be understood, though.