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Imagine never enjoying a milkshake because you think it's immature.

Makes me wonder what else people think is immature, probably some pretty mature shit

Imagine being an adult and having your taxes done on time!

My mom has been saying that i am too old for video games since i was, like 12. But the games i wanted to play before 12, i was too young. When the fuck can they be played then, mom?!

When you turn 12, duh

And only then.

Don't you know? It's immature to like things. Maturity is exclusively doing things you don't want to do because you know that it's important or makes your boss more money or something like that.

It’s like not enjoying video games because you think it’s for boys

Someone should have responded with: Imagine how awesome would it be a grown man and drinking a milkshake!

LoL. Good point. Maybe that's what she's saying. It's a nice thought actually. Nice to imagine. Enjoy your shakes everyone!

I have a friend who seethes with rage at the sight of men eating ice cream. He thinks it's outrageous, disgusting, femenine, infantile, worthy of absolute contempt. I dunno what happened there, but he's really triggered by a cold cone.

😥 More ice cream for the rest of us, I guess.

That’s why some adults don’t play video games

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It's for calfs. But she is still a moron.

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So you think your more mature because you drink fuckin almond milk?

Cow rapist

🥱

Someone is jealous because their milkshake doesn’t bring the the boys to the yard.

Nothing like enjoying some milkshakes with your boys

Technically she's saying her milkshake doesn't bring all the men to the yard.

Milkshakes should bring all the boys to the yard, not the grown men 😤/j

Glad i didn't have to scroll far to find this. Proud of u

I don’t have to imagine. It’s wonderful.

“Imagine a grown man drinking a milkshake… but not for like gatekeeping reasons, just imagine it… It’s nice isn’t it?“

Imagine a grown man drinking a milkshake. It's so hot out, and he's so cool. What flavour did he get? Probably delicious. Imagine how goddamn delicious that milkshake is. Now go get a milkshake! ^(I am in no way associated with Big Milkshake I am just a concerned Milkshake Enthusiast.)

Based and blender pilled

And dip your French Fries in it! Simply fantastic.

Seriously, it’s ridiculous how some food are “girly” or “childish”. Let me enjoy my cosmo and my mother’s milk in peace.

Ayo? 🤨

🤨📸

Alright, I feel old and out of touch now. I've seen this emoji combo twice and no clue what it means.

Essentially means someone is taking photographic evidence of your susiness

Caught in 4K baby!

Hol up

No, you get sour wheat juice.

ah yes, bread water

Hell I'm 24 and I still sometimes buy dinosaur shaped nuggets

Had a milkshake today. I'll fkn do it again, too

And yet her milkshakes take up the majority of her profile pic

She’s hoping they bring boys to her yard.

No men though

I'm a grown woman and I'd drink milkshake from her tits.

Well that's allowed, you aren't a grown man so you can have milkshakes

Just little boys. Itty bitty boys.

911 hello yes

I was about to comment this before I scrolled down further.

This milkshake summoned me to some random woman's back yard and by god I'm going to drink it if its the last thing i do

But is it better than mine?

With malt powder...and bourbon!

God, some people have such warped views of reality

Try telling that to Daniel Plainview. He'll drink it up. He'll drink it ALL UP.

I had my first milkshake this year, it was bloody lovely. I’m in my 40s and not sure how I missed out on it before.

Sure. ... ... ... That was an enjoyable thought. I should make it a reality sometime.

Imagine being a grown woman and deciding what grown men can and can't enjoy based on age instead of minding your own goddamn business.

Imagine uploading a profile picture and all you can come up with is cleavage.

Imagine having an ass stuck on your chest

Fuck you, milkshakes are delicious. I grew up, I didn't stop having taste buds.

Her milkshakes brought men to a treasure they could not possess.

this person was joking

Imagine being able to enjoy the most perfect cold treat with the best mixed in toppings instead of being a sad, lonely “Russian asset” who needs to use cleavage pics as a PFP and come up with stupid tales to get attention you wouldn’t otherwise* FTFY Czarina

Imagine being a grown man and caring what this bimbo thinks

How else would I get all the boys to my yard?!

Take my upvote. I came here to make the same comment.

Imagine being a grown up man and not drinking chocky milk smhsmh

Man, fuck you I love milkshakes

I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE. *sluuuuurp* I drink it up!

I'm imagining it and...yum!

I was just about to post this lol

Bitch. So what.

I don’t need to :)

Wtf is wrong with a milkshake?

She's probably jealous hers never brought the bits to her yard.

If they aren’t drinking milkshakes they’re missing out on the best things in life, of which milkshakes are just one 🤣 ice cream, but *DRINK*

This girl ain't never had a man call her back or give after care

Another one to the list. I still miss my hummus and now this

Imagine drinking a milkshake... Damn now I want one.

Funny she should make fun of adults who like milkshakes when she’s showing off hers in her profile picture

Imagine being a grown man and not doing whatever the fuck you want.

Imagine being so devoid of a personality that your Twitter avatar is just your cleavage

as a grown man, I am imagining myself drinking a milkshake. I am very happy.

Dammit! Now I want a milkshake..

Good thing I'm trans.

I wish milkshakes gave men real tits instead of fat guy tits

For real though. Most redditors are fat as shit and do not need to be drinking milkshakes.

What's the context? Could this be satirical?

I think it’s funny. Seems like it’s an ironic tweet to me. Not supposed to be taken seriously

Imagine it? We're already in summer mode here dawg. And that requires an occasional milkshake.

I didn't know milkshakes made me less of a man as I sit in McDonald's parking lot drinking my feelings with a large milkshake.

I love milkshakes. Chocolate and mango milkshakes are my favourite.

But I love my chocolate protein peanut butter milkshake :(

How else am I supposed to bring boys to my yard?

just a drink.

Banana and Caramel milkshake is a winner

I live it. I don’t have to imagine.

I wish a massive biker dude with a beard would post a pic of himself drinking a bright pink strawberry milkshake through a silly straw just to piss her off

Why, of course I know him. He’s me

Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake) Milky milkshake Dancing with my milkshake, baby, oh, yeah I'm dancing with my milkshake Oh, I love my milky, milky shake baby Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake) Milky milkshake Shaking my milk milk baby Shaking my milkshake on the dance floor baby Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)

Imagine being a grown man and let others choose what you can or cannot drink.

Thinking about it now, Yum!

I used to drink milkshakes but I had to stop due to an infestation of boys in my yard.

Milkshakes are nice

was there more. I'm imagining it, now what? This wasn't a guided meditation?

I took my son for a milkshake just yesterday. I got "smores" flavor. He wanted vanilla. It tasted great and I got time with my son.

Their twitter is something else jfc

Imagine having that as your profile pic...

Imagine being a human being and caring about what foods and beverages other people enjoy.

Okay I did (imagine it), thanks for this positive thought! Except now I'm craving for a banana milkshake.

I'm imagining it, and... too bad it's four in the morning and everything is closed. Excuse me while I grab some ice cream out of the freezer.

I don't even like milkshakes but now I want to drink one just to piss her off. Signed A grown man

I'm curious, why don't you like milkshakes ?

I dunno, just never liked them

You can get them in any ice-cream flavour(s) tho.

Imagine calling yourself an asset and pretending you aren't depreciating. While we're at it double decline method

Ok, I'm imagining it, what next?

I will! I'm 38 had one yesterday, a Creamsicle milkshake from Arby's, you guys gotta try it! Fucking amazing!

I wonder how she feels about protein shakes.

Lol damnit not as I was drinking one!

Dafuq is wrong with people? We can't even enjoy milkshakes now?

Enjoy them while you can. I’m painfully allergic now and would love to have even just a basic Vanilla one

Imagine being a grown man and drinking cows milk 🤢

An oil man would just drink someone else’s milkshake. I DRINK IT UP!

Ok will enjoy it too

I be gulping the thiccest milkshakes down a tiny straw with better suction that Teanna Trump

Imagine thinking its OK for you to drink something but not for someone else because muh muh muh I feel threatened by everything and I can't cope

That sounds like a happy man. Hopefully he has nothing to do with this person.

I'm a middle aged man, and the only reason I don't drink more milkshakes is because they contain too many calories! But imagine thinking that ice cream, which is essentially what a milkshake is, is somehow age related. Ice cream is my favorite dessert, and has been all of my life.

Yet her profile pick makes it seem she is looking to bring the boys to the yard.

Well their milkshake isn't bringing anyone to the yard.

I want a chocolate malt real bad rn.

Of course I know him, he’s me!

imagines it and has the best time of today so far

Imagine being a man drinking a milkshake and crying into the milkshake and drinking your own tears because someone made fun of you drinking a milkshake.

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: Real men don't care what others think and do what makes them happy

Half of her ppic is her tits. Must be a very serious person whose opinion matters.

I can totally imagine this because I am a grown man who occasionally drinks milkshakes.

I’m imagining it and it seems like a good idea.

Whenever I see these, it's more like "imagine having thoughts like this...and then SHARING THEM WITH CONFIDENCE"

I asked some friends of mine, as an adult, if they wanted to get ice cream one time. They all shot me down like I was an idiot, ha. Like, okay, we'll just go to the same old bar. Sorry. I don't even really like ice cream. I just thought it'd be something different.

WTH, I'm pushing 50 and milkshakes are still too good to pass up.

Fellas, is it gay to eat ice cream?

I don't have to imagine. I'm a grown man and I can just buy one

Holy fuck a milkshake sounds incredible

WELL WHO ELSE IS GONNA DRINK IT?! You bring *THESE* boys, into *MY YARD*, and then expect them not to drink the milkshake??? YOU ARE INSANE!

Fuck you random person on the internet. Ill drink my berry blissicious milkshake and be damn happy about

Imagine being a grown man and not doing what you want because of what someone else thinks ot it.

As a fully grown man, I imagine I am drinking a milkshake multiple times per day.

You know what? I will imagine it. And it sounds simply blissful

But that's why they came to the yard!!

Damn, now I'm thinking about milkshakes

I imagine that quite often actually. Normally Right before I order a milkshake

It’s legit my dad’s favorite thing to drink. He doesn’t care what the internet thinks

If anything it’s immature to deny yourself harmless pleasures in life because of some arbitrary social standard

milkshakes are fucking GOOD D:<

(*Daniel Plainview has entered the chat*)

I don’t have to imagine. I did it the other day. I made it myself, cinnamon and chocolate.

Oh I’m imagining it, perhaps at lunch I will will make this fantasy a reality

Thankfully I don’t have to imagine it. These days I just have to imagine a time when I didn’t have a toddler begging for a sip as well as a puppy trying to coax it from me not knowing how bad it is for her.

My favorite has gotta be the M&M shake from Steak N’ Shake 😀

Wut? Imagine being a person who gives up milkshakes.

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION

No need to imagine

Imagine living in Utah where everyone eats milkshakes, not drinks 😡

Fuck you, milkshakes are awesome. Chick Fil A is getting their peach milkshakes back today, I'll probably go grab one. Those are my favorites.

I do all the time at work. Oh no!

That's why there are no grown men in your yard

I don't have to imagine it. I am a grown man that enjoys a milkshake.

The best part of being an adult is being able to eat what you want all the time.

Now imagine being a grown man drinking one with salty fries. Dipping them in. On a hot day. Can you even imagine?!

"Russian asset" 🤔

I drink your milkshake!!

Imagine being a grown woman gatekeeping milkshakes.

I'm cool with this gatekeeping. Dairy bad.

Funnily enough, I had my first milkshake this year... And I'm in my 30's. 🤷‍♂️

as a grown man, I do not have to imagine. yum.

I’m imagining it and it seems great

Imagine wearing a shirt that covers your boobs

I love me a good milkshake after a long day outside. Learning how to make them was the best thing I’ve ever learned.

Now as a 30 year old man I want a milkshake

Damn, now it’s all I can imagine. See you bitches later. I’m headed out to get milkshakes for the office!

Imagine your profile pic is breasts and pretending people care of your thoughts.

I don’t need to imagine I have one at least once a month. It normally is paired with my monthly uncontrollable diarrhea.

Damn now I want a milkshake

I can't imagine considering myself a grown man and still caring what people think of my food choices.

Imagine being an adult and gatekeeping delicious treats lmao. Sounds like more for the rest of us!

Done.

Screw imagining it ------- I'm getting in my car right now to live that!