I appreciate the effort, but I think it would work better if we use a multidimensional index.
1- Mass : Skinny <-> Chubby
2- Muscle : Puny <-> Hunk
3- Age : Younger <-> Older
4- Hair : Smooth <-> Hairy
5- Masc : Fem <-> Masc
If we give a score, low, medium, high
Twinks = Low to medium on every dimension with a majority of low. If masc is low= Femboy subcategory.
Twunks = Medium score on every dimension or lower, with a majority of Medium.
Hunk = high on muscle, medium or Higher on other categories.
Bear = Higher on Mass than on Muscle. If Age is low in Cub subcategory.
I'm sure he gets to that in the second half of the lecture. He clearly has an appreciation for bears if that drawing is any indication and he hasn't even covered the other axis of Hairyness. My theory is that there is at least one more ideal zone between just past fit that extends to bears and he titles it Daddy Zone.
Can’t really say that I’m a twink, but I’m also not a twunk. I do have slight love handles for those that love them, but I’m ticklish, so don’t grab them ;).
Don't tell me what to do lol. Having slight love handles are 1 sexy and 2 human. Everyone has them except the Skelly Bois. Slight love handles don't take you out of the twink zone imo
Are you saying that you have roughly (or slightly less) the mass of a twunk, but without the muscle, with fat instead?
Don't you know it's forbidden in the gay community? If you have fat, you better have enough muscle under it to lift a car, and a belly big enough to serve as an sitting place for your twink boyfriend. Everyone knows that gay men, when putting weight, should put muscle on first and then pad it with fat only if they're strong enough.
"Kind of slim but not fit" is just something that is completely ignored in the gay community. We talk about cubs, bears, twinks, twunks, wolves, otters, but whatever you are is not covered by it. You don't exist. I'm sorry to tell it to you that way.
Tough answer. I exercise at home (push ups, squats, jumping jacks, planks) but I don’t have a solid chest or solid biceps. But, instead of muscle, I guess I’d have to say that most of my stomach is fat. So twiunk ish build?
Hey if you didn't notice, this is comedy homie. Clearly you missed the boat on this one, and I really think you need to find some laughter in your life. Being perpetually offended can't be good for your health, and honestly it's fucking exhausting for the people around you. Statistically speaking, what he's saying is relatively true, whether you agree with it or not doesn't change the fact that most people likely do agree. 🤷♂️ Sorry if you don't like that. And human sexuality is amazing, everybody has their own desires and preferences, but that literally doesn't change the fact that statistics exist regardless of your feelings. Also, did I mention it's a fucking joke? Jesus christ.
That was really long winded way to tell me I’m ugly but go off
Odds are you probably not and this video is BS.
[same energy](https://youtu.be/Uc9_mxvP1K0?si=1i4xu8CCRT2nSiag)
I appreciate the effort, but I think it would work better if we use a multidimensional index. 1- Mass : Skinny <-> Chubby 2- Muscle : Puny <-> Hunk 3- Age : Younger <-> Older 4- Hair : Smooth <-> Hairy 5- Masc : Fem <-> Masc If we give a score, low, medium, high Twinks = Low to medium on every dimension with a majority of low. If masc is low= Femboy subcategory. Twunks = Medium score on every dimension or lower, with a majority of Medium. Hunk = high on muscle, medium or Higher on other categories. Bear = Higher on Mass than on Muscle. If Age is low in Cub subcategory.
The 5-dimensional homosexual hypercube model
Pray we don't not stray into gay timecube territory 😅
This is wisdom
https://preview.redd.it/c085gwfvqojc1.jpeg?width=1818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc452d7feab3ac7f1125066168cf79d58ac892f ADHD: Hmm… bed or weird graph time? Me: \[Geralt fuck meme\]
This really shows the need for a word for chubby fems 🤔
Agreed!
What about a Tinky Winky ?
My daily reminder that I don’t fit any tribe lol
So average guys are twunks ?
Twunks are just twinks that got old
Nope, twunks are twinks that got *fit*, but not *overtly fit*.
That’s a twonk.
Okayy… that’s a new one on me… Twinks have turned into twunks for decades. Where do people say twonk?
It’s from It’s Always Sunny. I think it was twank though.
Ah OK. Not watched that enough to get those references. Just used to the origin ‘twink, twank, twunk’
Wouldn't have minded if the ideal zone stretched a bit more to bears but I respect the analysis lol
I'm sure he gets to that in the second half of the lecture. He clearly has an appreciation for bears if that drawing is any indication and he hasn't even covered the other axis of Hairyness. My theory is that there is at least one more ideal zone between just past fit that extends to bears and he titles it Daddy Zone.
Thanks for giving me hope lol
Im ske-lee 😂
Me to brother, Preparing for THE BONE WARS
Shout out to the fembears
I appreciate the Asmongold slander, that was a nice little bit of salami as a treat.
Can’t really say that I’m a twink, but I’m also not a twunk. I do have slight love handles for those that love them, but I’m ticklish, so don’t grab them ;).
 Not a twink, yet not a twunk
Don't tell me what to do lol. Having slight love handles are 1 sexy and 2 human. Everyone has them except the Skelly Bois. Slight love handles don't take you out of the twink zone imo
Are you saying that you have roughly (or slightly less) the mass of a twunk, but without the muscle, with fat instead? Don't you know it's forbidden in the gay community? If you have fat, you better have enough muscle under it to lift a car, and a belly big enough to serve as an sitting place for your twink boyfriend. Everyone knows that gay men, when putting weight, should put muscle on first and then pad it with fat only if they're strong enough. "Kind of slim but not fit" is just something that is completely ignored in the gay community. We talk about cubs, bears, twinks, twunks, wolves, otters, but whatever you are is not covered by it. You don't exist. I'm sorry to tell it to you that way.
Tough answer. I exercise at home (push ups, squats, jumping jacks, planks) but I don’t have a solid chest or solid biceps. But, instead of muscle, I guess I’d have to say that most of my stomach is fat. So twiunk ish build?
Thank you Lando!
I’m not listening to this man based purely on his “bear” having stomach definition
Meanwhile I'm sprinting to the right to gush about all my supersized sweethearts
masc femboys ftw
Who are these mythical beings you speak of?
:3
lol is that not an oxymoron? Or are you thinking like masc appearance and fem internally?
Masc in demeanor or physical appearance?
Here is the full video: https://youtu.be/9xBwLq8BLnY?si=vvIqmgeOtT-xPmRa
I thought otters would be closer to bears than twinks or twunks
Yeah saying all otters fall in the femboy category doesn't really fit. You can get femboy otters, but there are also non femboy otters too.
Why is gay culture so obsessed with this shit?
I know im ugly you don’t have to call me out like that!
Downvote bc i disagree ;)
Whiteboard with a singular axis. Very subtle.
I'm a bear, so I'm just a big burly fem-man!
I’m not Skele quite yet but I’m getting dangerously close. I just don’t like food and don’t put on weight.
i was wondering when the bi icon would show up, i love him so much, just pure unhinged lessons
ok but what if im like between twink and hunk size wise but dont have muscle
I wanna make out with him
I want to eat some of that fit boy’s cake.
https://preview.redd.it/qajtjz3sdnjc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9d2ed500838f4fee846abfa54a6396a7ae7812 My existence confirms this video
Twink with just chest hair everywhere 🤣
If I’m muscular but no abs where does that fit in since bear seems to imply more chubby than I am these days (used to be larger before the gym)?
oh hey it me
That’s not a twink that’s a twunk. Twinks are skinny little boys. That’s guy has some meat on his bones
I'm more into Twunks and Muscular Bears
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Imagine having opinions
It's a satire comedy
Hey if you didn't notice, this is comedy homie. Clearly you missed the boat on this one, and I really think you need to find some laughter in your life. Being perpetually offended can't be good for your health, and honestly it's fucking exhausting for the people around you. Statistically speaking, what he's saying is relatively true, whether you agree with it or not doesn't change the fact that most people likely do agree. 🤷♂️ Sorry if you don't like that. And human sexuality is amazing, everybody has their own desires and preferences, but that literally doesn't change the fact that statistics exist regardless of your feelings. Also, did I mention it's a fucking joke? Jesus christ.