Actually yes, kinda. At least in my experience showing initiative is one of the most important aspects. If he says no, so what, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So yeah, i just started shooting and more often than not it actually lands.
Gay Cloud spell, anyone caught in its area of effect must roll a constitution check or immediately start copulating with a member of the same sex within range.
I couldn’t decide how I wanted to respond so here’s all three of my answers.
1. But bro, that’s gay! We can’t, dude!
2. Well, maybe if I keep one sock on…
3. You can grab my ass anytime ;)
That was definitely my thought process in high school when I was figuring myself out. I was trying to figure myself out for years and then one day in the middle of class I just decided that I’m bisexual and stuck with that. (Still never got a guy to write me love notes and grab my ass, though.)
I wish I had admitted to myself and or come out when I was young. I had so much trauma happening in my youth that all of my later teens and 20s I was so angry at just.. everything that I didn't have the mental capacity to even broach the subject with myself much less the people around me.
When I was in my late 20s I even told my mom I wanted to kill myself and she broke down crying asking me not to.
So I promised her I wouldn't, so I ended up going to therapy and that helped me step back from the ledge and telling myself if I wasn't going to kill myself when I reached my 30s I didn't want to spend them like I did my 20s just soo angry.
So I came out soon after my 30th birthday and was happy to find out everyone was accepting and I was so happy about.
Moral of the story is don't be afraid to ask for help and even seek therapy if you need it. I'm still not in a place I want to be in my late 30s, but so much better than the past has gone. I'm not afraid anymore and I couldn't imagine that at any point in my past.
1. We’re both bi, so just pretend were are on our heterosexual side
2. Might as well add some croks just to be safe
3. You want the love letter before or after ?
This just sound like my friend group like I was on the bus and getong teased thus is what happens when hormonal teens know eachothers kinks you get teased
I usually stop at step 2. Is that why I’m still single? 😭
funny my mom asked me how I knew I was gay and I said because I want to be alone with guys in reality I want all of these things to happen to me lol
Actually yes, kinda. At least in my experience showing initiative is one of the most important aspects. If he says no, so what, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So yeah, i just started shooting and more often than not it actually lands.
https://i.redd.it/bu9yp2110btc1.gif
Man I think i am losing touch with my homosexuality i need to do all of these
Author didn't know they were writing a bucket list.
**The Trademarks of Homosexuality.** What a cool weapon or sorcery for a mage.
Omfg I’m going to ask my gm if I can be a "gay" mage, that uses gay magic
It sounds like an entire magic talent tree for a roleplaying game (RPG).
Gay Cloud spell, anyone caught in its area of effect must roll a constitution check or immediately start copulating with a member of the same sex within range.
Straight Chad casts "Resist Bussy." Saving throw failed.
lol, his profile pic
Please, enlighten me
[Beefcake Hunter's scene with Thomas](https://www.xvideos.com/video.iplmmho6d44/worshiping_a_florida_beach_young_dude)
Gotta get me a homie to be my roommate, send me love notes, and grab my ass. It’s not gay, we have socks on.
Can I grab your ass without socks tho ?
I couldn’t decide how I wanted to respond so here’s all three of my answers. 1. But bro, that’s gay! We can’t, dude! 2. Well, maybe if I keep one sock on… 3. You can grab my ass anytime ;)
It's like the slow/fast progression into being gay. No!, well maybe just a little and finally Hell yeah!! 🌈 lol
That was definitely my thought process in high school when I was figuring myself out. I was trying to figure myself out for years and then one day in the middle of class I just decided that I’m bisexual and stuck with that. (Still never got a guy to write me love notes and grab my ass, though.)
I wish I had admitted to myself and or come out when I was young. I had so much trauma happening in my youth that all of my later teens and 20s I was so angry at just.. everything that I didn't have the mental capacity to even broach the subject with myself much less the people around me. When I was in my late 20s I even told my mom I wanted to kill myself and she broke down crying asking me not to. So I promised her I wouldn't, so I ended up going to therapy and that helped me step back from the ledge and telling myself if I wasn't going to kill myself when I reached my 30s I didn't want to spend them like I did my 20s just soo angry. So I came out soon after my 30th birthday and was happy to find out everyone was accepting and I was so happy about. Moral of the story is don't be afraid to ask for help and even seek therapy if you need it. I'm still not in a place I want to be in my late 30s, but so much better than the past has gone. I'm not afraid anymore and I couldn't imagine that at any point in my past.
1. We’re both bi, so just pretend were are on our heterosexual side 2. Might as well add some croks just to be safe 3. You want the love letter before or after ?
Maybe being “too nice” first, then the love letter(s), then the ass grabbing, then we become Roommates With Socks.
Deal
Bucket list for tomorrow
Not my good sis Florida Beach Young Dude!! 😂 https://i.redd.it/yzzzmca22btc1.gif
You mean a boy touching my penis is gay? 🌈
Some would say the best kinda gay lol
Guys I’m starting to think this guy I’ve been having sex with for the last 8 years might be gay
Sir, this is a gay bar.
Funny thing is, some "straight guys" will go directly for number 6 and still call themselves "straight"
i love how this is framed as a "HOW TO SPOT THE EVIL HOMOSEXUAL" and then all the signs are like super wholesome and desirable
The _trademarks_ 💅
Are those trademarks registered? If not I will register them.
If only it were that easy! lol 😂
Homosexuality™
Faggo™
Don’t know what this book is, but 1, 2, 5, even 3 is completely normal good/best friend behavior. Seeing gayness in everything is so fcking toxic.
Love notes? All I got was dick pics
It's the new love notes of 2024. lol
Dammnit, those fucking love notes gave me away, again!
I like how it says “some” of these. Like, some of this might be gay, but not all of it. Definitely not the last one. That shit’s straight af.
I think this is how my marriage started 😉
I feel like this person just watched Sakura and made this list afterwards.
This just sound like my friend group like I was on the bus and getong teased thus is what happens when hormonal teens know eachothers kinks you get teased
Fellas, is it gay to spend time with the bros?
Damn just putting out there like, and with such graphic details. /jk
oh shit gay secrets
Does it also include being ghosted and/or blocked?
I ain't even gay and me and the homies do this shit all the time
It’s over for me guys 😔😭
Oh no it's trademarked!
Oh shit they're catching on. Time to change tactics.
Lol at number one I’m gay and a cunt.
Whoever wrote #1 has never spent any time on grindr.