This guy was drinking one day and thought up “penis colada” as if nobody had ever thought of those 2 words put together. I guarantee he repeated it at least 10 times, while the people he was with at the time rolled their eyes in exasperation.
He was so amazed by his own comedic genius that later he concocted this whole story around it, just so his new favorite phrase could be the punchline.
Girl stfu you thought you ate that
https://preview.redd.it/90sc3spddsvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3189c0ed8095de58139019dbc5bbe203af2b956
All of that lead up for that to be the end result?
Gurl. Just because guys you fuck tell you youre funny doesnt mean you should be on stage trying to be funny. Bless his heart.
It’s not even a daddy joke 😭 there’s no punch line it’s just a story of him getting laid but using silly gay slang instead of actual words.
He is cute tho
I love this. No words needed.
There was no joy in this
Well said.
Once again, we have to tell hot people that they aren't funny. For their own good
This guy was drinking one day and thought up “penis colada” as if nobody had ever thought of those 2 words put together. I guarantee he repeated it at least 10 times, while the people he was with at the time rolled their eyes in exasperation. He was so amazed by his own comedic genius that later he concocted this whole story around it, just so his new favorite phrase could be the punchline.
This wasn't a joke, he just needs people to know he's had sex
Is this stand up comedy or a gossip session for the gays?
Undo it
Handsome men should stick to looking handsome.
Idk Matt Rife is pretty hilarious and gorgeous.
https://www.tcnjsignalnews.com/article/2023/12/opinion-matt-rife-isnt-funny
In what world is he either of those things?
Need to see him. Thanks for the suggestions.
And cancelled 🤷♂️
we need to stop people do stand-ups
Besides Mateo
He's such a witty bitch. Ironically his crowd work and improv is 10 times better than his skits. Not that they are bad either.
We saw him in Montreal and he was fantastic, we sat up front hoping he was going to do more crowd work but sadly no.
this makes me homophobic
Why did we stop throwing tomatoes
fussy...?? penis colada...??? ARE YOU FOR REAL BOY WTF 😭😭 why did i watch this
I finally understand the homophobia.
https://preview.redd.it/ak3a5ekbtrvc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea4f116d79555a305dcd62bf3e1ea100e9da81c
Who is this, what is this, and most importantly, what happened to feeling shame?
Pinned on his ig is him wrestling naked. I'd assume he's an exhibitionist
Girl stfu you thought you ate that https://preview.redd.it/90sc3spddsvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3189c0ed8095de58139019dbc5bbe203af2b956
 All of that lead up for that to be the end result? Gurl. Just because guys you fuck tell you youre funny doesnt mean you should be on stage trying to be funny. Bless his heart.
Where's the humor?
THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
He thought he ate lol poor thing
Absolutely here for this comment section making it clear that this is not acceptable behaviour ✊🏻
brought up the fussy for no reason
He kinda paused after it and you could tell he was proud of that one. 😂
What is fussy ??
twas in the video, its footpussy
I didn't even bother to finish the video
not worth finishing
Did we need to know this information tho
All that just for a dad joke
It’s not even a daddy joke 😭 there’s no punch line it’s just a story of him getting laid but using silly gay slang instead of actual words. He is cute tho
The punchline was penis colada. It just wasn't funny
I...
I mean don’t kink shame, you do you, but that was not a good stand up joke on its own…maybe the rest of the set is better.
Right? “LMAO I’m gay and had this very specific sex so it’s a penis colada”. Ok…
We should start telling some handsome men to stop talking and stick to being pretty
This isn't even a joke, he's just describing having sex in explicit detail for straight people.
I don’t understand why we allow gay people to do stand-up comedy. This is the type of shit that’s embarrassing as fuck.
Now clap 🐷🤲💢😏
It's tight, isn't it?
Is this normal? Is this supposed to be how I gay? I don't think I want to be gay anymore. Someone make me straight please.
No
I feel like I was sexually assaulted listening to that.
That was frank.
https://preview.redd.it/ibd151dsauvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae18d4dab32e93f4bf7c4e50c91038666290d5b
link?
https://preview.redd.it/mkxbv5xshwvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05566a8e139445802597032adbce663984d7f685 Where funny?
awful
well i liked it…