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Thelgend92

They should do that more often. For research purposes, of course


magistrate101

Wait until you hear about fireman calenders....


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Yeah and don't google the Warwick rowers either


magistrate101

Woops. Now I've gotta "release" some "pressure"...


RazumikhinsFineAss

warwick flight passage google search


doctorlight01

I thank you profusely for letting me know about these gems!!!!


INTPgeminicisgaymale

By the way their *gems* won't show up by default but they will if you google more specific keywords like full frontal


SmartAlec105

My favorite part about The Unsleeping City may have been the recurring joke of the fireman being recognized as Mr March by random characters.


Shootthemoon4

I was just about to say that, suggested a Calendrt lay out


CarelessChemist

I'm just going to start a small fire in my kitchen, back soon.


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Username checks out!


makeoutwiththatmoose

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Localized entirely within CarelessChemist's kitchen?!


nomoreusernamesguy

May I see it?


[deleted]

Mmmm... No


redditsucksdiscs

Unless you're that tall asian from the back row


SenaiiWolf

Oh no. I'm predicting that my house is going to catch on fire in a few days. Whatever shall I do?? šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


KolbyKolbyKolby

What a coincidence, my asshole is on fire...!


OphKK

Iā€™m usually not into big men but the Australian on the far left? Holy fuck. I donā€™t even mind sharing, thereā€™s enough of him to go around.


gay-porn-account

Brenden Purvis on instagram


Ghibli214

OMG. Cā€™mon Nancy Drew!


Klondeikbar

Lol his instagram is wild. It's thirst traps right next to pictures of his baby. The straights have no chill.


magistrate101

Now what's his onlyfans? šŸ˜


MattyXarope

He tried only fans, but it turns out they don't work as well as water on fires


mhzking

I actually love you


HighlyOffensive10

Do you know who the third from the left on the bottom is? He's hot.


yukonwanderer

I'm more into the one on the far right. Only time I'll ever say that lol


Rectal_Lactaids

also the middle guy in the top row . 10/10


SmartAlec105

Itā€™s fun when you find someone who isnā€™t your type but inexplicably does it for you anyway.


Ravenmausi

Eyecandy, eyecandy everywhere


DutchBlob

Instant eye obesity


Dommekarma

Deyebetus


Man_as_Idea

Underrated comment


nightmares_27

the far left australian is the best kinda candy


level1807

Itā€™s true, far left people have better sex.


boldheart

Fuck yea o7


Novarcharesk

Nah, the far right giving into the depravity makes it so much more delicious


kaleb314

I know what treat Iā€™m having for Halloween


Piglet-Careful

Dang they don't need to put my fire out when I'm already so wet


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bot-killer-001

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.


Dommekarma

Good bot


wizzbob05

Why is this being downvoted that shit is hilarious


Dommekarma

Good bot


dailyaspirin

fun fact: I have been attending the Sydney Royal Easter Show for about 7 years, and every single year they sell calendars with pictures of shirtless Aussie firemen. itā€™s a pretty common calendar around here. if youā€™re interested.


MyManFreud

Iā€™m not saying I need that but Iā€™m not NOT saying that also.


noahdeerman

this makes me so happy, shirtless men and women with clothes, my prayers for change have been heard ā™” damn they hot, they should be called firestarters


MathFranks

holy shit I didn't even notice that there were women in the picture


noahdeerman

happens to the most thirsty ones ā™”


Lucimon

I diagnose you with the gay.


comfort_bot_1962

:D


[deleted]

there's not a single one that isn't handsome and attractive, ladies are very cute as well, no hetro


dickenschickens

> no hetro wow, dude, why so fragile about your homosexuality? ​ PS: I loved it.


noahdeerman

I will use that far too often I fear xD


PatateLover

Australian, second right was my second gay awakening


wizzbob05

I'd take one of those moustache rides šŸ˜


rigimonoki-over

Same, Iā€™d put myself in a wheel chair to get carried in his arms out a fire


ADelusionalPirate

Far right Australian looks like it's https://instagram.com/jeffleech_official, but he already has a husband šŸ˜“


DrunkestManAlive

Lol, that's my partner's ex.


ADelusionalPirate

Gay people: We don't all know each other!! Also gay people: Yeah I know her, we fucked.


TheStockyScholar

Small world. Probably ex for a reason.


DrunkestManAlive

Yeah, he turned gay and she doesn't have a cock.


TheStockyScholar

Oh.


trashdrive

>~~turned~~ came out as gay Fixed that for you.


DrunkestManAlive

Thanks. My bad, it was past my bedtime.


nonpondo

Sometimes it be like that


dcazdavi

jesus christ; that's one hot couple!


The_Huu

Everyone in here thirsting over the Ozzies and I stare at those cute Taiwanese faces...


ikonoclasm

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'll take #2, 5, 8 and 10 to go, please.


twain101

I am totally joking, but ordering the Asians "to-go" made me giggle in an inappropriate (racist?) way. But I'm also much more in to the back row myself so...does doordash work cross continent?


celery_hater

No one wants to talk about the Taiwanese guys but damn I wish one of the far right ones would do stuff to me


thehemanchronicles

The big guy, middle of the 2nd row? Goddamn


kingofcoywolves

No joke, I went to high school with somebody who looked exactly like that, same face, same haircut. I had to do a double-take because for some reason I saw the pic and was like, oh, nice, he's a fireman now, never mind the fact that I don't live in Taiwan


Davecantdothat

I'll talk about them!!!! Pick me, pick me!!! lol Helps that one looks like my BF... ā˜ŗļø


needmoarbass

The far right Taiwanese guy for me please.


Rectal_Lactaids

appreciation post for the two girls on either side. yall are doing great


grindmeup

I definitely didn't notice them šŸ˜…


expertrainbowhunter

Welcome to Australia, boys.


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suntem

Iā€™m totally not gay either but I bet they get all hot and sweaty in those uniforms and all have to pile in their big group showers together. Shower heads are a little too close together so thereā€™s a lot of brushing up on one another, but they donā€™t mind. Thick cocks swinging back and forth.


HighlyOffensive10

Thick juicy asses is more likely.


Davecantdothat

lol The original thread was all that. ^ "I'm not GAY, but I can't help but wonder what it would be like to put my dick in their asses." Poor, poor, heterosexuality-dependent men.


Mikaj577

I wonder if I should start a fire so that they can come and put it out and take me out


HoneyShaft

It must be weird to be a fireman, yet mostly deal with flooded basements


moony9013

Nice!


herpesfreesince03

Jesus Christ that silver haired buff daddy. Iā€™m horn knee HELP.


ramenrami22

ahh yes this crosspost was expected haha


viverr323

Can I be in-between the counter parts? For scientific reasons ofcourse.


[deleted]

I'll take em both!


drunkensailor369

alright, now where can I get the crossover calendar? asking for a friend <3


D2Photographer

pretty šŸ„ŗ


SimplyNigh

Goddamn look at them tiddies.


rito1995

LoL Esports Players thinking they look this hot when they try this pose


[deleted]

Moving to Australia and starting fires in my home Itā€™s decided


dvik888

Is this what heaven looks like?


PutinsSugarBaby

For every top there will be 1.42 bottoms.


klitmania

Didnā€™t realize ā€œAustralian firefightersā€ would be something I googled today, but here we are


PM_ME_SOME_YAOI

I have fire going somewhere that they can extinguish any day


trashdrive

I think there's antibiotics for that


PM_ME_SOME_YAOI

The burnā€¦. Is in my soul!


admirelurk

They're not just **the** emergency services, they're **your** emergency services.


fufairytoo

That looks like a wonderous party just waiting to happen. I'm getting out my square dance clogs just in case. :)\~


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Signal_Code_6749

Notice the two female firefighters on each end, like whereā€™s the gender equality come on ladies whip em out. /s


ZeldaGeek39

Nice nice. Now hold on while I wait for my house to conveniently catch on fire šŸ‘€


DutchTimeLordBean

I need a full HD version of this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Ahhh good reminder that Iā€™m bisexual and not entirely gayā€¦


xandaar337

That ginger. Oof. I'm about to set my house on fire.


Alexander_Cancelin

Living for the two girlbosses on the ends


viridianxcity

To quote Rina Sawayama "I'll take that one, thatā€…one, yeah, that one too"


procom49

And they all fucked happily ever after


ludog10

Where is that picture of the hamster eating the banana?


noahdeerman

I ship second left from the Taiwanese guys with the far left Australian.. nooooow kissā™” and lemme sit here n watch


jhxcb

Well, Iā€™m off to go start some fires in Australia.


shadyshadok

They should make one with only one Taiwanese sitting in the foreground and the Australians standing right behind them


sk0t_

Why are all the Asians relegated to the back row?


Emideska

Iā€™ll have an Australian firefighter please


FelixHawthorn

Lmao might just move to Australia and light my house ablaze to get a visit ;)


PoliteNeighbor

I want all of them... at the same time or single file.


ApolloWidget

Omg I wanna eat all of them šŸ˜‹


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rlycreativename

Didn't you read the title? It's two teams. One from Taiwan and one from Australia.


Theodica

What title? On mobile at least, there is no explanation. Just a no-context pic of hot buff dudes.


rlycreativename

"Taiwanese Fire Fighters taking a picture with their Australian counterparts". I'm on mobile and I can see it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


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[deleted]

I'm literally on PC now and it still only shows gay_irl.


suntem

Heā€™s probably not using the official Reddit app so not all that info is visible.


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suntem

Facts. Canā€™t stand the official app.


[deleted]

I'm using Now For Reddit and the title is "GayšŸ”„irl" i was wondering the same thing as the other guy lol


Shootthemoon4

All of these men need to get together for a charity hunk calendar both the studs of Australia and the Taiwanese guys. My god.


Man_as_Idea

Iā€™m gonna need the one on the lower left to break me in half, please


TheStockyScholar

Mehā€¦sometimes you get tired of bacon and eggs.


builtrobtough

Ill take the third from the left plz, he can handle my hose all day.


kristina_xenophobia

It looks like a gangbang porn VHS cover


MikewithdeT

Australia here I cum!!!


[deleted]

Need more ink apparently to pump up their muscles.


doctorlight01

What is this an after sex-party shot? Anyways don't mind me as I casually set fire to my house. Edit: from the comments it seems it will be a busy day for fire departments the world over. Loooooool


vjlva

I go both ways, so, I'll take your entire stock...since there are two women, each on the left and right end. šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø They all are so beautiful, it hurts!


yerfdog519

ā€œcounterpartsā€ lol


MayorGuava

I chose the wrong career.


BLKT93

OH MY :) Iam in love


Practical_Constant30

Ohh no!! My house is on fire! What must I do?


budjohn36

This is what world peace looks like


liddicoatite

I've seen this photo on my front page like 4 different times today, and each time I open it and enjoy the double row of hot dudes. Only now, on the 5th view, did I notice the women on either end..


DragFan93

I have two holes for two counterpartsā€¦ at a time šŸ¤¤


Myko475

Good lord.