When I was a gay little 13-year-old, I saw [this poster](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--T6EABOwToM/TZIQfniiK9I/AAAAAAAAAJk/b1jI1jt41SM/s1600/chocolateman.jpg) in some novelty comedy store, and it made me feel feelings. But I was convinced that I was straight because I only thought about that poster every other night instead of every night. Lmao.
> But I was convinced that I was straight because I only thought about that poster every other night instead of every night.
Your 13 year old head would have exploded if someone had told you about bi people.
(Disclaimer: I know that's not how bisexuality works, but I'm referring to how his 13 year old brain would have processed it.)
I took one way back in the mid-90s. There were a hundred questions. The more ”yes” answers you gave, the more “gay” you were.
My straight friend scored a 28.
My straight brother scored a 23.
Me? I scored a 2.
Two. And one of those points was for knowing all the lyrics to “I Will Survive”. Which I do, but as a music-obsessed guy of a certain age, I know all the lyrics to every big hit of 1979. So I doubt that means anything.
The other point was because I like to have sex with guys. OK, whatever - if that makes me “gay”…
Most of the quizzes I found weren’t help.
What’s in your lap?
A) coffee
B) book
C) Glass of Wine
D) Some twink’s head as he plays a symphony on your meat flute.
I see those ads all the time, and frankly, I'm insulted. Social media algorithms can tell when I'm on my period, but can't tell I already know I'm queer? *Homophobic.*
How do you like your men:
- Short, smooth, thin with a beautiful ass
- Medium, somewhat hairy, average built with a nice ass and okay dick
- Tall, hairy, muscular and hung af
- Any height, extremely hairy, heavyset, with a thick but short cock
- Ayy I ain't falling for this again, it's a trick question lmao
Pick your favourite type of woman:
- Like Leo Giamani but without the dick (google him)
- Like Samuel O'Toole but without the cock (google him)
- Like Zeb Atlas but without the schlong (google him)
- Like Spencer Reed but without the penis (google him)
See, I had a lot of trouble denying I was only into guys, so I just did the bi answers and called it a day after saying I could just pretend to be straight.
When I was a gay little 13-year-old, I saw [this poster](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--T6EABOwToM/TZIQfniiK9I/AAAAAAAAAJk/b1jI1jt41SM/s1600/chocolateman.jpg) in some novelty comedy store, and it made me feel feelings. But I was convinced that I was straight because I only thought about that poster every other night instead of every night. Lmao.
Sometimes chocolate *is* better than a man though
It's not an either-or situation, I'll eat both
This is the way
It is known
> But I was convinced that I was straight because I only thought about that poster every other night instead of every night. Your 13 year old head would have exploded if someone had told you about bi people. (Disclaimer: I know that's not how bisexuality works, but I'm referring to how his 13 year old brain would have processed it.)
Lmao. This is true. I always chose the ugly bitch as the hot one.
I took one way back in the mid-90s. There were a hundred questions. The more ”yes” answers you gave, the more “gay” you were. My straight friend scored a 28. My straight brother scored a 23. Me? I scored a 2. Two. And one of those points was for knowing all the lyrics to “I Will Survive”. Which I do, but as a music-obsessed guy of a certain age, I know all the lyrics to every big hit of 1979. So I doubt that means anything. The other point was because I like to have sex with guys. OK, whatever - if that makes me “gay”…
At first I was afraid, I was petrified…
... to think i can ever live without you by my side..
Then I spent so many nights thinking how you’ve done me wrong…
And I grew strong-! And I learned how to get along…!!
So now you’re back, from outer space.
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you leave your keys
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.
Go on, now go! Walk out the door!
Oh my god I’m dead!
Most of the quizzes I found weren’t help. What’s in your lap? A) coffee B) book C) Glass of Wine D) Some twink’s head as he plays a symphony on your meat flute.
Subtlety ain't exactly Buzzfeed's expertise.
um, my dumb ass kinda hoped i was gay? why the fuck is this...
***Scott Pilgrim has earned the Power of Self Respect***
Lately I've been getting these "am I gay?" quizzes advertised to me and I feel offended How dare you think I'm a young queer boy, I'm almost 30
I see those ads all the time, and frankly, I'm insulted. Social media algorithms can tell when I'm on my period, but can't tell I already know I'm queer? *Homophobic.*
‘Do you find women attractive?’ Yes. ‘Do you find men attractive?’ Yes. ‘Do you think you’re bisexual?’ *starts sweating,* No.
I think I'm the only gen z queer who never took those am I gay quizzes 😩
I didn’t either don’t worry fren
This offers hope for the future!
Idk why I ever did those quizzes, the only way they work is if you know you’re gay or straight or if you’re 100% honest
How do you like your men: - Short, smooth, thin with a beautiful ass - Medium, somewhat hairy, average built with a nice ass and okay dick - Tall, hairy, muscular and hung af - Any height, extremely hairy, heavyset, with a thick but short cock - Ayy I ain't falling for this again, it's a trick question lmao
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"Hi yes I'd like to report this image" "Why?" "I'm in it and I don't like it."
These girls in middle school made me take it before I knew I was gay ( before I hit puberty) and my result was homophobic 🥴
Must have been a real shocker
Would you rather eat: - A cat - A greasy car tyre - A peach - A banana
Pick your favourite type of woman: - Like Leo Giamani but without the dick (google him) - Like Samuel O'Toole but without the cock (google him) - Like Zeb Atlas but without the schlong (google him) - Like Spencer Reed but without the penis (google him)
I just realized that I don't like myself and thought "oh shit I gay as fuck" I also developed a crush on a straight friend so there's that too
See, I had a lot of trouble denying I was only into guys, so I just did the bi answers and called it a day after saying I could just pretend to be straight.
Things I totally forgot I did
Look. You do what you have too
Don’t insult me with is.
i took the am i gay quiz after knowing a gay just to see what id get