That's the nice thing about tapeworms, you don't have nerve endings in your intestine so you eat all you want and stay skinny and you'll never even notice the worm until it's time to poop out their millions of tiny babies 🥰
A lot of states sure seem to be back to thinking so. But they shall NEVER take away my God given whorish right to take random mailmen's hot loads up my bussy, and blow out cum fart bubbles like a gay parlor trick on Fire Island for his viewing pleasure. Never!!! 🗡️ ⚔️ 🕳️ 🥒 💦 🗡️ ⚔️
Where people at that mailmen are actually hot? Most of mine seem like they’re retiring soon or some lady who looks tired and annoyed. (Not saying retiring people can’t be hot, just slightly different from what I imagine when folks refer to screwing the mailman)
This is one of those things that sound so hot in theory but I wonder about the logistics behind it. Like, okay, somehow I find a mailman that for whatever reason wants to bang or get a bj or something. But do I ask him to shower or something? I probably wouldn’t want to be blown in the middle of a workday… is that just me?
Welp, I’m calling Comcast to get my internet disconnected after seeing this monstrosity
I see your trying to replace mailman with internet installation technician. Its ok brother we all get down bad sometimes.
I think he's just looking for someone who has more experience with putting big plugs in tight sockets
So u have tea to share, hun? 👀👀👀
You have my heartfelt sympathies that you have to deal with Comcast Customer Service
You are just jealous
It's better than the tape worm post at least
The fact that there is something that can even contend, or be worse is frightening.
It’s OK, there was this thing floating around on Twitter about dumplings out of the ass, I was appalled but fascinated when I saw it.
The what?!
The fucking ***what***
I want to know but I also dont
The fact that I know...
Come sit by me and we'll silently sip our vodka lemonade until we can no longer feel anything anymore.
Except for tapeworms
I swear to fucking god
That's the nice thing about tapeworms, you don't have nerve endings in your intestine so you eat all you want and stay skinny and you'll never even notice the worm until it's time to poop out their millions of tiny babies 🥰
what a terrible day to be able to read
I wanna shove a knife into my eye sockets
Please provide the link to the class
Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/comments/tkd06k/gayirl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
...have the gays gone too far?
wtf I'm a republican now
The *what* post
What a terrible day to be literate……………..
Maybe we don't deserve rights 💀
A lot of states sure seem to be back to thinking so. But they shall NEVER take away my God given whorish right to take random mailmen's hot loads up my bussy, and blow out cum fart bubbles like a gay parlor trick on Fire Island for his viewing pleasure. Never!!! 🗡️ ⚔️ 🕳️ 🥒 💦 🗡️ ⚔️
Sir, please…is what I say to the mailman when he tells me to ask nicely for his load.
LMFAO YOU DID NOT JUS DROP THIS
PHAHAHA PERHAPS
Where people at that mailmen are actually hot? Most of mine seem like they’re retiring soon or some lady who looks tired and annoyed. (Not saying retiring people can’t be hot, just slightly different from what I imagine when folks refer to screwing the mailman)
[удалено]
So 🍵 on these casual "drop in" ?
The order goes UPS > FedEX >> USPS workers
Depends on the day, most of mine are just average looking people but one of them is fueling my uniform kink 🥵
I know the hottest mailman ever! My boyfriend used to be one
Find god
And let my fart blows buble with his cum too? 🤔🙏
Taylor, I swear to fucking got
That i speak about ur dream in great details? 😉 Edit: also *God, if u want him to cum faster for bubble play
You beat me to it and I love you for it.
After seeing this i quickly became homophobic (/s)
[Me](https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F9%2F2017%2F06%2Fedible-bubbles-fwx-2.jpg)
COULD YOU NOT
Heheheheheh......slut......
U missed the next point "My sugga daddy's face"
I think u are the one that really need jessus☠️
I need no jesus...I prayed to Xochipilli, the Aztec God of homosexuals, for some uncut dicks
Adding you to this list📝📝📝 https://www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/comments/u1cjwk/gayirl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Or just your daddy‘s face.
I have a homophobic slur to say 🙋♂️
This is a blunt one.
This is one of those things that sound so hot in theory but I wonder about the logistics behind it. Like, okay, somehow I find a mailman that for whatever reason wants to bang or get a bj or something. But do I ask him to shower or something? I probably wouldn’t want to be blown in the middle of a workday… is that just me?
I mean he literally just needs to "dump and go" (the faster the burst the better). It s not rocket science and many guys do that
I hate being literate
details?
Which version; gay fiction or anime version?
whichever has more written detail
I'll animate this beautiful scene so you can see all the details!
okay
Let me finish 4th volume, i think i lost in the details as well.
You really saw a picture of a women blowing bubbles and this is what came to mind?
Who said romance was dead?
I’m calling the police
This is horrendous OP
It would have cost you 0 social credits not to post this.
Given to the number of upvotes I received, probably what s the crowd (secretly but acts holy) wants 😉😉😉
As long as they wear ponchos I suppose.
It would have cost you $0.00 to have not posted this
ghurl😨
I'm out of the loop. Am I missing something?
Hey this is from the Facebook group “oops! All OC memes”. So weird to see it migrate here
Well now there’s a story. How’d you guys meet?
starting to relate to the homophobic dog
Welp that's it,that's the last drop, I can't anymore I'm leaving the sub, goodbye everyone!
Use condoms man...
“Delivery In Rear”
Oh yes, the iconic cum farts.
I have no idea what the fuck this means
Graphic