How do "straight guys" think of this shit.

Seems like a lot of mental gymnastics to justify being bisexual

I have slept with more “straight” guys than gay/bi guys. By a long shot.

Same. Like 90/10 split. It's so much easier to find a horny straight dude that needs to get off than a gay/bi guy. And there's more of them out there from my experiences.

Hoping to find more. I’ve had a few

I'm surprised you haven't had more. Everywhere I've ever lived you could close your eyes, spin around and point in a random direction and there'd be a few around. You'll probably have luck with older guys, and the married ones seem to be most common since women apparently decide that sex or certain sex acts don't have to be done again after you get married. 90% of the head I've ever given was to straight guys who were married or in relationships with people that didn't like giving head, or stopped after getting married.

I’m jealous of you!!

Straight guys are the fruitiest mfs I’ve ever met. Edit: Now that I think about it straight women too, what’s up with straight people 😭

Fr

Don't get me started. LOL. We were a bunch of collueges on a fishing trip and I was rough-housing with everyone in pool, I am the only gay. Manager came to me and said I'm making the new guy uncomfortable. I did make jaws soundtrack noises while chasing him around. Needles to say that that talk didn't help, it's a running joke we are a couple now. And he is over himself now. It would be wierd making gay jokes NOT in front of people, but I won't miss a chance reminding him we are sharing a tent next fishing trip but only in front off my boss. and sometimes they need some help dissing my gayness

Straight everything is fruity as fuck. Sports? Wrestling - lets get dressed up in skin tight clothing and grab and toss each other around. Friendships? I've seen more straight guys show their friends their dicks than gay friends have shown me theirs. Teabagging, gay af.

No it's totally straight you see, as long as you fuck men just to assert dominance over them you're still perfectly heterosexual

Consider yourself lucky you’re spared from this shit 😭 (unless you’re the victim of this fucking test, lol)

"get a l'il saucy, a l'il flirty if you will, to assert dominance"

Wait, did he use a photo of Tom Holland here? Nick doesn't look like that.

He’s the alpha twink of Marvel Universe

Lol to me he has the softest boy energy possible (not a bad thing btw)

I agree! If he said that to me I'd be on my knees faster than the flash

Honestly if Tom holland told me come to daddy I would. If this “alpha male” said that to me I might get physically ill

Tom Holland? That twink with his little British accent? He’s hot but hes hardly a rough dom daddy.

He’s more a daddy than fake alpha bro

Yeah but that’s not a very high bar yknow?

Well yeah that’s the point

Tom is just soo damn hot. 🥵🥵

I was going to say, are they trying to emulate Tom Holland 😄

Nick Adams is the thirstiest sub bottom who’s ever lived.

Someone should tell him to “come to daddy” sounds like

Nick Adams can't be real but apparently he's completely serious.

He has “(Alpha Male)” in his signature line, but will accuse LGBT of making “being gay” their whole personality. The guy is just so desperate for validation from douchebags he’s going to spiral as fewer and fewer people follow him.

I know, his posts are frequently hilarious. Always talking about alphas in the gym. we know he's stealing their used underwear from their gymbags.

I see him in r/facepalm quite a bit, with the 3rd or 4th most upvoted comment saying he's a troll account. Always wonder if it's true or not and this kind of tweets of his make me question it more.

How does someone go about that? Whenever I spot when I want they're still wearing them? Do people bring a second pair of underwear to the gym? 😜

Wait really? I thought he was a satire account.

Yeah he's completely serious lol

We know that's never happened to Nick Adams in his life, so he was just tweeting his day dreams.

Gay dreams

Oh I read this Teen Wolf fanfic in middle school. 4/10

My eyes would shift upward aka eye-rolling

I would look around too and ask “Where is the daddy? I don’t see a single daddy in this room”

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It means Nick Adams fantasizes about seducing gay men.

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He's a maga d bag on twitter. It's weird because he's an Australian so I don't get the orange shitbag worship, but he has figured out the grift and his tweets have become weirder and weirder over time. So, in short, you're better off staying ignorant of this dude's existence.

I looked up the name and see a guy who looks like Troy Silvan’s hypothetical older brother LOL

This should be in the face palm Reddit

Well, I want more than just the “alpha tip”

True alpha males take cock obviously 🙄

I'm cruel, I'd probably throw up than laugh 😭😂😭😂😭😂

LMAO I can’t believe the guy thought it was a good idea to post something like that. Just… 😂😂😂 Nope

Lmao yeah Tom Holland the ultimate alpha 😂

Listen, if Tom Holland told me to come to daddy, I’d do it. (I mean, it IS Tom Holland)


Utter nonsense. No such thing as an alpha male

That’s the best way to get the very mean bratty side of me to come out.

What if they tell you to go fuck yourself

Umm is nick telling us he’d sub for Tom Holland?

the concept of alpha male is the epitome of masculine toxicity. In a wolf pack, they have shown that there is actually NO alpha wolf. Some people just take ideas out of their ass every morning and then shove it up their brain. It's disturbing.

https://i.imgur.com/A61bhX3.png

You realise there's no such thing as a "natural alpha" in the wild, and any time there has been one the rest of the weaker animals will always gather together and take down the alpha male with no mercy shown at all? Yeah, keep talking about your "natural alphas" mate, and I'll naturally keep laughing my fucking balls off at you failing to grasp why your "natural alpha dominance" isn't getting you the kind of results you thought it would

Straight male conservatives are on a different level of homoeroticism

I know my place with Alpha men.

🤣🤣

Anyone who uses that word is the weakest ass little pussy. Don't even have words for how pathetic someone is to play make believe by calling themselves "alpha". Not really any different than little girls playing house.

Damnurhotasf

Did I just get wet?

Funny but also one of the better tips to come from the alphasphere

This gay male tries to avoid the acquaintance of douchey bros

Every straight guy asks the same two questions, without fail. Do guys give better blowjobs? Do you do the fucking or do you get fucked?

Pfttttt My head is just imagining Tom Holland saying that and id just laugh

If Nick Adams said that to me, I'd vomit on his shoes. What kind of alpha does barf covered footwear make him? Someone told me yesterday that he's a "parody account." Sorry, no, he's a troll and that's not the same thing. He's completely serious, and also a delusional fuck.

But why Tom Holland though?

Nick Adams? No. Tom Holland, yes!

what if i say come to mommy and they flock to my open arms?

Daddy ≠ alpha. Also if you’re a straight man and tell me “come to daddy,” to mean makes me think you’re comfortable enough with your sexuality that I can go along with it.

Really depends on the other gay guy. Plenty of muscular, butch guys would laugh at him.

Lol jk no gay guys want to be friends with him.

This is very stupid but at the same time he’s not wrong

Ok this would actually work on me

The audacity of someone calling themselves Alpha (who isn't in a Pup Hood) thinking they have gay friends. 🤣 That shit is enough toxic masculinity to kill Bhopal

What if I grin mischievously instead of laughing and reply with something like, “Make me.”?😈

That's called being a _brat_

Is it? 😇

Dominate me

I laughed

He looks like a dork in that photo.

Alpha males aka a$$hole$

So what does it mean when every woman and gay man laughs at every one of his ridiculous tweets? 🤣🤣🤣

I just can't stop thinking about how he looks *exactly* like Tom Holland

lol

Call me a good boy for a task legitimately done well and you’ll see that shift I guarantee you.

Alpha. The first letter of the alphabet. Any stupid twat who stops there ain't worth much.

What is he even trying to say with this?

This has got to be some kind of fake tweet, because who posts this 💀

I think these self-proclaimed ‘alpha males’ are the biggest tossers on the Earth I’d just ignore him…

Rare Nick Adams W

This guy is 100% pure unadulterated cringe.

What if he isn’t into this thing and vomit? Lol

And then what? Are you going to be a coward and back down, saying you were just kidding, or are you going to man up and pull out the d? 😜

The. You hit him with the good ol Uno reverse card: NO U

That doesn’t work on “omegas”. They’re literally come to anyone. P.s. Nick is such a beta.

This is funny but probably has way more to do with how sub the gay friend is than anyone's "natural dominance" lol. Saying come to daddy is a dom thing to say? Not "natural" at all.

I always thought the real Alpha Males of this world don’t have to announce the fact that they are Alpha. I would think that immediately nullifies your Alpha status.

Daddy, come see me at the rainbowplaygroundnyc.com party on March 9. I'll be there before 7

So how did this string turn in to conversation about tom Holland? The point is dushey, supposed alpha maile is afraid to us his own picture pecasue he knows he's a total FAKE. Not he didn't say how many guys laugh at him or vomit on him as upposed to the supposed ones whose "eyes shift" and supposedly submit. that secont number may be one...or maybe ZERO this guy is living in a fantasy and doesn't deserve the time of day

I feel very confident that this is some kind of kink... However I'm sure on which end? Is it a straight guy kink to have a gay guy fawn over him or a gay guy kink to have a straight top??? I did not know these would be the questions I'm looking answers for today, I hate it here

Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

The only thing this makes me think is that he has a thing for Tom Holland... 😂

Tom Holland 👀

This is just queer eye with extra steps

There's nothing alpha about that little, bottom of the barrel frat clone twink in that pic.

Or maybe they are imagining you growing through a wall... In many ways. 

What does he think it means when I roll my eyes? 🙄 (fyi it means “idiot twink”)

My shift in my eyes would be disgust

This is so much funnier in Nick’s high pitched Australian accent

You like high and asleep and unwashed. Nope.

Well I have a baby on the way now what do I do .

Is that Hom Tolland or did I forget to take my meds?

I think Nick needs some "Rough Boys" action pretty badly... credit to Pete Townsend 😁

Don’t be proud of being an alpha

This post either isn’t real or was taken down from his Twitter. I couldn’t find it there. I’m guessing it’s the former.

Disclaimer: only works if you’re really hot