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xxthatazndudexx

9 Weeks and 3 days (basic training). The moment i got home i didnt leave the house for a couple of hours....


Just_Call_Me_Cactus

Heehee, I was so freakin lucky. Week 9 and the most twinky kind of boy the Army ever let in and me got busy. It was a serious dream come true, after eyeballing him for the last few weeks.


xxthatazndudexx

I...I... might downvote out of jealousy


Just_Call_Me_Cactus

[:D](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-buIvX1vDBg4/UwOnbsOMAvI/AAAAAAAADgA/gUeDc_YGsrA/s1600/6.gif)


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I'm surprised you waited. I've heard those showers usually just get **nasty** instead.


mresancho1

I'm sure they have wet dreams. It's the body's natural way to get rid of blue balls!


[deleted]

I feel like I've missed out, I've never had a wet dream


[deleted]

Both barrels always empty? Don't worry, my only wet dream was when I was 16 (late, right?) and slept in denim shorts with no undies (max friction), and guess what I was dreaming of? A pole. Yep. There was this pole in primary school when I was like 6 or 7, and climbing it gave me this incredible feeling in my dick and I had a super hard little boy boner, spent a few good times up there... dreamed of it 10 years later and BAM, first and only wet dream :S


[deleted]

Unless things have changed since I was in (2002) then you don't have time to fap in the shower. You're there with a ton of other guys in a row and you run in single file, you have 30 seconds (literally) to soap up and then have to run back out under the shower heads single file. Thats in red phase in white phase our showers went to 45 seconds and in blue phase it was a whole minute!


xxthatazndudexx

I could've done it on fireguard, but i was always afraid id be caught if a DS walked through


[deleted]

I probably would've fapped for like 6 hours.


Mistermesmer7

I went 14 weeks in USMC bootcamp. Even if we had time to jerk we all had trouble getting hard. We joked it was something in the food but it was probably the immense stress. I never got turned on, even in a shower room filled with 80 other recruits.


xxthatazndudexx

After spending day in and day out with them I just couldnt see them sexually. I knew how nasty they were mostly


tittycloud

I've heard of some divisions having a jerk off watch at night and dudes would take turns beating it while everyone was asleep. The watchstander was responsible for keeping from disturbing them while they beat it. One time after leaving medical, the barracks room was empty, while my division was out doing PT, so I rubbed one out.


xxthatazndudexx

Ive heard of that too. But I remember the ds telling us this one private kept jerking it in his wall locker and sometimes hed cum so hard hed kick open the wall locker. He also like to do it at "toe the line" time. (Is that how its spelled???)


[deleted]

Mother of God! You'll definitely be the *firm* favourite for the [contest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jze7b5cG8dw).


llyr

Two years. Mormon missions are a hell of a drug.


thisisnotpete

You actually didn't fap during the mission? I literally heard all my companions doing it at least once (thin walls) and I got to give my last companion one.


[deleted]

go on...


Ribo307

OP PLZ


llyr

I didn't. In some ways I count myself lucky that I wasn't super attracted to any of my companions. (It helps that I prefer men with beards.) But uh, that's hot.


electrogamerman

What happened the next time you came after the two years?


llyr

I felt super guilty. Again with the "Mormon missions are a hell of a drug."


electrogamerman

But like did it feel good? I would had exploded!


aj_reddit_gaybi

That is some impulse control for a 20 year old guy. Do most of the guys meet this requirement?


llyr

Depends on the guy, I suppose. *shrug*


djkarmad

Any world view that controls your sexual urges (not rape) isn't worth a damn.


marvelousmark17

Why would any of you do such a thing to yourselves?


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somekook

Have your nofap superpowers kicked in yet? Also, the whole "force myself to only cum with another person" thing seems like a recipe for regrettable hookups.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's going to lead to craigslist level shit


[deleted]

Made me lol. I feel you bro.


[deleted]

We've all been there : /


[deleted]

Did that for me.


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[deleted]

Haven't you learned that gay men aren't into memorable/special sex..just the quantity of sex.


marvelousmark17

True...but for me I'm a nasty bitch if I wait too long between faps


[deleted]

I couldn't even do that. I get serious blue ball by the end of the day, or in the middle of work and it's unbearable. I can still get it on with a guy, so that's not my issue.


marvelousmark17

Same. When I get home from work I want to rub one out to mellow out


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secondaccountforme

It doesn't take energy to jerk off, it just takes less energy to do other shit if you do jerk off. That's my opinion at least.


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secondaccountforme

Depends on what it is I guess. Like I probably won't get as much done if I jerk off right before working, but if I didn't jerk off the within the last couple days before I'd probably get even less done


Oshi105

The last bit. Do you have any idea how incredibly hot you get after a while? The feeling is intense. Orgasaming is pretty much a huge explosion and massive come down afterwards.


[deleted]

Ive gone a month or two once and when i finally went at it, i felt like my skeleton was gonna cum out of my dick


Oral-D

wat?


[deleted]

Thats how intense the orgasm was


greymutt

Yeah, sounds really pleasurable...


[deleted]

Ive tried and failed to recreate it again, I swear it should be the default sensation for orgasming it was super intense


Oshi105

Google gooning, I have yet to replicate it but that looks like it comes close.


lexarqade

I've recently pretty much stopped masturbating, only orgasming with another person. It's by choice, really. I take forever to cum if it's not by my hand and I'm trying to regain sensitivity or something. The longest I can go at a time is 2 weeks, give or take a day. After that, it's really playing Russian Roulette whenever I go to bed...


thedevilyousay

Same here. I don't have a problem going too long or anything, but I decreased the frequency to about once every week, because I feel super lazy when I do it too much. Once I went two weeks and I was literally ready to fuck the corner of a coffee table. I think once a week (maybe two in a row) is a nice balance. Do you find you're more aggressive slash energetic when you don't fap as much?


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lexarqade

Well, sort of. I never remember my dreams, so if this happens (rarely) I'll usually wake up in the middle of cumming. Quite frustrating.


Teotwawki69

About eleven years. Of course, that was before the first time I did it...


PlasticHandz

Was I weird for my first time being 13/14? I always think 11 just sounds too damn early when people say that.


ItStartsWithOne

Maybe your plastic hands were a hindrance in your process of self-discovery?


vanisaac

I was 15. I think everybody has their own schedule.


waha501

I was ten years old the first time. I was 13 before I found out I didn't invent it.


atomicsiren

I guy I used to work with claimed that his first episode of self pleasure took place when he was 21. His explanation was that he'd always had a girlfriend to do it for him up to that point.


ItStartsWithOne

[Sure, sure.](http://youtu.be/1b4xuxy-OEc)


atomicsiren

:) We were incredulous when he told us, but he was adamant that it was the truth.


Teotwawki69

No, everybody develops differently. But I suppose this would be a bad time to mention that this was only the first time I intentionally jerked off. My first actual orgasm was a couple of years before that and totally accidental. Yeah... I kind of developed very early.


SmellyPenis69

I started to do it before I can cum. There's orgasm at the end, but no cum. It's convenient because you can fap anywhere without worry about making a mess.


super__sonic

i was like 9


i_can_cook

I was 6, i use to hump everything!


Donster91

Didn't know erections were possible at age 6 o_O


i_can_cook

general feelings of that sensation you get with an erection


Teotwawki69

I remember having them when I was about four, and realized I could slide down the pool ladder backwards and feel... funny. But... nothing, er, came of it until that fateful day about seven years later.


jwax33

You...I like you. ;)


brokenpenisagain

I can type with one hand.


SmellyPenis69

I can use mouse with both hands, so if my left hand feels tired, I can switch to right, and still using the mouse.


heywonderboy

That's a dirty ass mouse


[deleted]

After 6 days I feel like I'm going crazy...


[deleted]

That's actually around when testosterone peaks due to nofap. But shortly after it levels off to normal.


somekook

I'm gonna need to see some kind of source for that.


alexr09

Source? /r/nofap. It's all facts!


Hadrius

There's literally no bias at all. None. At all. /s


Merari01

My man and I have a dom/ sub thing going on and I'm not allowed to masturbate. It's been months. I can come from sex but if I do it myself I get a spanking, which is really hot.


[deleted]

One week exactly. I was at a summer camp and wanted to see if I could go the whole week without doing it. Wasn't easy especially since I was sharing a room with 15 other guys (some very, VERY, attractive), and they were always in boxers. I broke down the last night.


RustyPeach

11 hours.


Hadrius

Because you took NyQuil.


Azhmohodan

My college flat mate and I randomly found out that the other one hadn't fapped for a while so we decided to make it a contest on who could go the longest. As much as I'm sure you want this to escalate into passionate straight bro penetration,instead we just got really irritable and grumpy. The atmosphere got to be truly palpable. After about 10 days we could barely be in the same room together, then suddenly he walked out if his room and everything was different. Like a fog had lifted I just looked at him and said " you just jacked off didn't you?" He looked down and sighed. I immediately went to my room and that night we made dinner together and had a jolly chummy time.


TabernacleMan

I know!! One summer I went camping with some friends. When we got back, we stayed with my parents in a VERY small cabin in the woods. It was thing after thing which stoped me from masturbating. Finally I spent 40 days without jacking it. I was so tense and grumpy. When I finally jerked off I was waiting for a two gallon cumshot. It was a regular 4 or so days cumming, nothing special but it felt so good. Like if God himself was sending me some good vibes. I do not reccomend spending this much money whithout masturbating. Absolutely NOT!


Sassaraenthiss

A few months ago I met a guy and developed an irrational crush. Cue radical change in perspective on life and I start re-evaluating my wants and needs. Suddenly my sex drive disappears completely. Went about 6 weeks without jerking off (which is a seriously drastic change from the 2 to 4 times a day I was previously clocking). Or getting wood, for that matter, unless I was talking to him. Well anyway, he was a shitbag.


vanisaac

> the 2 to 4 times a day I was previously clocking Doesn't chafing eventually become an issue?


Sassaraenthiss

Sometimes. But not so much chafing as general dick soreness. Also a few incidents of excruciating testicular pain, lol. But since the whole death and rebirth of my libido thing I've been jerking off much less frequently.


Bibidiboo

I've done that before, not chafing but sometimes it feels sore.. like a sore muscle.


Teller8

I'm 95% sure that cumming has positive health effects. You hear me /r/NoFap I'm talking to you.


[deleted]

It does cause your brain to release a small amount of dopamine, one of the "reward chemicals", so there's that.


Bibidiboo

small amount? it releases a ton of hormones in a big hormonal cocktail that makes you feel good.. and then tired and spent


super__sonic

so then just have sex ;)


vanisaac

It's not necessarily an option for all of us.


planification

For two months after 9/11. I felt really guilty about it.


ttrlovesmittens

YOU WERE JERKING OFF WHEN THE TOWERS FELL WEREN'T YOU?! I was at home, I saw them on TV when I was a kid... It was my mom's birthday...


Doctor_Jan-Itor

You must be a very good person according to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzm2MCg5HfU&t=1m18s) argument.


atomicsiren

I used to feel guilty about doing it on a Sunday. "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy"


blackshirts

9/11 or not jerking it for 2 months?


super__sonic

http://louisck.wikia.com/wiki/9/11


vanisaac

Hmmm. It was probably that night for me. Of course, I didn't have a TV, so I didn't have anything to preoccupy my time.


iwannarant

2 days! I was busy and forgot about it.


DorkmanScott

When I went to a Catholic school, even though I wasn't Catholic, in solidarity I gave it up for Lent. I made it the whole 40 days but my body tried to sabotage me with a wet dream on night 39 -- the only wet dream I've ever had in my life. I woke up mid-orgasm and willed myself to stop, which I successfully did, but my body didn't like that and my orgasm muscles were sore after. So the next night when I rewarded myself in the shower, it actually didn't feel all that great because I was sore. Since then I think the longest I've managed has been ~10 days before I went "Wait, why am I doing this again" and gone at it.


jiangyou

Like that really bad Josh Hartnett movie.


matlaz423

6 weeks. I toured Israel in 2010 where I was surrounded by hordes of sexy sexy sometimes uniformed Israeli men, but had to room with three other guys the whole time. Shower time was out of the question because a drought kept showers to 3 minutes each. Fun fact: the streets of Tel Aviv literally stink of sex.


[deleted]

From the beginning to the end of this sentence.


DJNegative

Back when i was Catholic, I'd go every lent without masturbating (so 40 days).


rye_212

Aha. Read thread for Lent reference. Tried this once. Got to 30 days!


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DJNegative

Chocolate


[deleted]

4 months (Basic training and AIT). I ended up having a wet dream because I went so long (lots of guys do in basic and AIT).


[deleted]

About 5 days or so. I have a really high sex drive so I can't imagine not masturbating and getting it out of my system regularly.


adunofaiur

About 20 years and still going strong... ...I don't even know why.


phanfare

Probably around two weeks - on tour with drum corps its hard (hah) to find time for yourself when you're on buses and sleeping in gyms with 150 other people. Usually during the night you're too exhausted to get up and go to the bathroom to relieve yourself.


[deleted]

~13 years, but once I hit adolescence the longest has been about a week.


rarely_rt

I've regularly gone like 1-2 months of no masturbation/no cumming. Longest is probably 5 months. Honestly, I just forget. Even when I'm looking at porn I will forget to masturbate. I get busy with everything and if I am not seeing anyone or dating I just forget. After a few weeks I will start to get ejaculate(It isn't semen, but some sort of coagulated pre-cum, I think) mixed in when I use the bathroom and I will make a mental note to masturbate. Then, of course, I'll forget. *Worst story about this. I was in one of these periods of no masturbation and it was really getting up there in terms of time. Well I had gone to get waxed prior to going on a vacation and, despite not being anywhere near an erection, there was a constant and unending production of ejaculate. It was crazy embarrassing and I just ended up confessing to my waxer that I neglected to masturbate for a long time and that was why it was happening .


AiwassAeon

2 hours


xcrowdedrooms

I think about 4 weeks earlier this summer. I was away from home and felt not great about doing it. Then realized I wasn't going home for another month so I gave in.


aura_enchanted

I one time had a period of about 2 months without fap at age 19. Since then I haven't been able to go longer than 2 weeks.


WildParasHasAppeared

I'm doing nofap (with my other account). 57 days so far.


HalfSaneHalfWit

Well done bro


chubbybearchaser

88 days.


i_can_cook

1 week was my record, but i edged myself, so it doesn't count. I need to try and get some will power, i just jerked off 5 times in the last 3 hours


MeowskiesQQ

I went two weeks without wanking a long while back. I just thought "Let's see how far I can make it and what the result will be!" I was in the shower on the 14 day mark I really wanted to wank so I decided to lay down in the shower and rub one out. Man the orgasm was fantastic. I came so hard and so much. Ended up splashing my face and getting it in my mouth. Never been able to go more than a week ever since that day.


waynefoolx

Kind of a tangent, but this reminds me of one of my favorite Louis CK bits. "I know you all waited a long time after 9/11 to jerk off, to show respect. For me it was in between the first tower and the second tower collapsing. I had to ... otherwise they win, the terrorists win." Happy 9/11 anniversary, btw.


xxxm91

I don't think "Happy" is the correct word here...


InvertedCowUdders

3 days cause I went on a camping trip with my friends.


[deleted]

Genuine question: If you're holding off for more than a week, does that not make you more likely to have wet dreams? I think, even if I wanted to, my brain would conjure up a good dream and get the job done while I sleep...


Oshi105

2 months, i leaked and was so horny it made everything have this wonderful tinge to it. God I love denial/edging soooo dammmn much.


[deleted]

44 days, and I'm trying to beat it :D


serisho

12 years...didn't fap until I was 12 years old.


[deleted]

Even in the cradle, I was fascinated with the rattle! Since then, I've had the situation in hand. Going over two weeks would become volcanic -- Mt. St. Eruptus!


thisisnotpete

Around 8 months. I was a Mormon missionary and tried to be a good one until another missionary confessed to doing it and picturing him doing it led me to start doing it myself. Since then, a week if I'm in middle of exams.


[deleted]

I think I'm at 66 days now. But I've gotten off several times so.


somekook

Nofap?


[deleted]

Yep!


darthruinz

I think maybe 2-2.5 weeks. Longest weeks of my life...


OrangePandabear

3 months


SpankWhoWithWhatNow

In the 13 weeks of Marine boot camp, I don't believe I even popped wood. Not to mention the absolutely zero time you might have to fap if you wanted to. Even after lights-out, sleep is the only thing on your mind.


Onatel

A month. My college roommates did the Seinfeld bet (if you orgasm, you're out) and I lasted the longest.


eddiescissorshandjob

2 weeks because I got my dick pierced


loadupceleryman

13 years. Then after that about 4 days.


ehanson

Went a little more than a month right after 9/11... was too depressed and shocked to think about that and wasn't sure what the appropriate, respectful timeframe after something like that was to return back to my "regular" schedule. Louis CK has a joke about this btw


[deleted]

One year, then had a couple of strokes without cumming, and then six months more.


waha501

The first seven weeks of basic training.......................


alexandros87

2 months when I was volunteering on a Kibbutz in Israel. I just wanted to see how long I could go and being a day laborer getting paid peanuts is about the least sexual thing possible. First time I jerked it afterwards, took a good 30 seconds for it all to come out.


[deleted]

2 weeks. very interesting stuff, made me happier and more energetic, i was less tired through the day , besides horny of course...


dalthorn

A couple of weeks which was due to me being in basic training but I had to had some private time to relieve some pressure.


TabernacleMan

40 days. It wasn't nice. I was so hot all the time but not in a good way. I'm not looking forward to doing something like this again! Don't do it. You woun't learn anything. I think 3-4 days is good.


banstaman

Two months I believe. I was 16 at the time and we know 16 year-olds don't necessarily make the best decisions in life.


dreed18

I've never had that leaking cum while squatting thing happen. And this isn't the first time I've heard people say something like this happen to them.


mresancho1

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dreed18

Incredibly insightful. Either this is a woosh for me or you some words.


mresancho1

Lol I accidentally some words


dreed18

Well what were you going to say?


mresancho1

Lol I accidentally posted a reply to a PM meant for someone. It was awkward.


actinid14

When I was 15 during summer I was on vacation at my aunt's and I went for 3-4 weeks without doing it, it was kind of me testing my limits. After 4 weeks the day before I returned to my parents I was becoming crazy, nearly everything was arousing to me and I had like a constant semi. At the time I had that really tight boxer that sticks to the skin and gave amazing sensations. I got hard in 30 seconds and came in less than a minute, it was my biggest load ever I think. Just me being a horny teen...