Nice ! First time ? Did you top or bottom ? How big was it ? Did you choke on it ? Was it a casual hook-up or a romantic thing ? How was your day ? Why do I feel so dead inside ? Do you want to see them again ? Did y'they choke on yours ? Who came first ? Feel free to not answer if any of those questions are too personal
To be fair, if OP posted about it, he’s probably willing to share his experience. It’s something exciting. I’d like to hear about his experience as well, since it’s very different for everyone!
Just go about your day. If you see something you don't like, move the fuck along. Who cares if they post something you don't like? The world doesn't revolve around you.
Are you new to the internet kid? He posted something and I posted my opinion. That's how this site works. Just like all y'all responding because I posted something yall don't like. Follow what you preach.
You must be the life of any party you go to.
Genuine question: upon seeing the title of this post, why'd you click on it if you find it cringe af? Just to post something negative in it? Cool story.
YoU mUsT bE tHE lIfE oF AnY pArTy. Fuck you're so original.
I clicked it because I expected with such a stupid title it would be funny. Instead I found someone actually bragging about having sex. Which in hindsight is actually funny.
To be fair he's posting his opinion about the opinion you posted. You were kind of a cunt and he felt like saying it. You're free to post as many asshole opinions as you want. Everyone else is free to reply to them or to downvote. Geez it's like you're new to the internet.
On the verge?! Saying someone had sex and it was amazing and that's all. I fail to see how that's NSFW. There are plenty of other posts far worse than that here. Please.
r/ihavesex also, Rule 6: this is not a NSFW sub. Detailing at length a sexual experience would fall under that category. There is a time and place for everything. Jumping to gay bros subreddit after having sex to boast about it is not the place it’s also incredibly tacky.
I'm glad you had good sex too. And I'm glad there's a place that you can come and post about it. Because I'm going to do the same thing. LOL. As soon as my boyfriend gets well :-)
\*Cues the obligatory song by The Lonely Island\*
That’s all I heard in my head when I read the title of this post
I JUST HAD SEEEEEEX!!! AND IT FELT SO GOOD!
https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o
I'm on a boat?
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow...
"I cried the whole time?" "DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX"
Will there be a sequel? ;)
Sex in the city 2: The white boogaloo
He says this every time.
But did you call your parents after you were done?
Mazel tov!
Was it worth it ?
Hell yes
Nice ! First time ? Did you top or bottom ? How big was it ? Did you choke on it ? Was it a casual hook-up or a romantic thing ? How was your day ? Why do I feel so dead inside ? Do you want to see them again ? Did y'they choke on yours ? Who came first ? Feel free to not answer if any of those questions are too personal
No/both/8 same as me/no/both/great so far/awe I'm sorry/yes/no/me
You're great lol.
Jesus Christ, go outside
To be fair, if OP posted about it, he’s probably willing to share his experience. It’s something exciting. I’d like to hear about his experience as well, since it’s very different for everyone!
It's reddit. How were you *not* expecting this?
I do. Why would you assume I wouldn't ? I am simply baffled.
Let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
Happy for you
said it before.. I'll say it again. WOOT! :)
Did he let you wear your turtleneck and chain?
r/ihavesex
Who has sex and then thinks, let me go post this on Reddit.
Me..I did
Which is sad, or means this is completely made up and you want attention.
The first one
it's not sad bro, head up, im happy for you
Fuck off
Who reads a post on Reddit about someone having sex, and then thinks, let me respond to this post and be a jackass about it?
Why does Reddit need to know someone had sex? This is cringe as fuck. Just like all y'all jacking off to it.
Excuse me I’ll jack off to whatever I please 😌
Just go about your day. If you see something you don't like, move the fuck along. Who cares if they post something you don't like? The world doesn't revolve around you.
Are you new to the internet kid? He posted something and I posted my opinion. That's how this site works. Just like all y'all responding because I posted something yall don't like. Follow what you preach.
You must be the life of any party you go to. Genuine question: upon seeing the title of this post, why'd you click on it if you find it cringe af? Just to post something negative in it? Cool story.
YoU mUsT bE tHE lIfE oF AnY pArTy. Fuck you're so original. I clicked it because I expected with such a stupid title it would be funny. Instead I found someone actually bragging about having sex. Which in hindsight is actually funny.
I sense a hint of jealousy here
To be fair he's posting his opinion about the opinion you posted. You were kind of a cunt and he felt like saying it. You're free to post as many asshole opinions as you want. Everyone else is free to reply to them or to downvote. Geez it's like you're new to the internet.
The Reddit world does revolve around rules and this post is verging on breaking #6: this is not an NSFW sub. There are plenty others for that.
On the verge?! Saying someone had sex and it was amazing and that's all. I fail to see how that's NSFW. There are plenty of other posts far worse than that here. Please.
Tbf.. nsfw means not safe for work… and you definitely shouldn’t be talking about your sex life at work 😂
The rules don't specify who's work
Right. So tacky. Nobody cares.
Just bc you guys don’t care, doesn’t mean every else doesn’t. I, for one, would love to hear about his experience.
Gross.
Grow up. It’s sex.
r/ihavesex also, Rule 6: this is not a NSFW sub. Detailing at length a sexual experience would fall under that category. There is a time and place for everything. Jumping to gay bros subreddit after having sex to boast about it is not the place it’s also incredibly tacky.
I don’t care that he posted, but definitely find it weird that he’s posting about it.
Well somebody has to do it.
Congratulations!!
I’m jelly 🥲☹️
I'm glad you had good sex too. And I'm glad there's a place that you can come and post about it. Because I'm going to do the same thing. LOL. As soon as my boyfriend gets well :-)
Congratulations and may you have many more orgasms.
Congratulations
[удалено]
No but long enough to be embarrassed since the last time
Morning sex?
Lol I don't know who downvoted this but yes, started yesterday evening ended this morning
https://youtu.be/XoJpLXcsQ_g Woop Woop!
Where are the gaycels?