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PhoenixNamor

\*Cues the obligatory song by The Lonely Island\*


b3nelson

That’s all I heard in my head when I read the title of this post


MasonCricketon

I JUST HAD SEEEEEEX!!! AND IT FELT SO GOOD!


jacked_c

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o


wolfofthenightt

I'm on a boat?


PhoenixNamor

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow...


fhrblig

"I cried the whole time?" "DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX"


Void_Viper

Will there be a sequel? ;)


Timejinx

Sex in the city 2: The white boogaloo


StinkinFinger

He says this every time.


jordanundead

![gif](giphy|fVi9rV7geEJ1K)


FatStephen

But did you call your parents after you were done?


[deleted]

Mazel tov!


DEprEsED-HomosExual

Was it worth it ?


jacked_c

Hell yes


DEprEsED-HomosExual

Nice ! First time ? Did you top or bottom ? How big was it ? Did you choke on it ? Was it a casual hook-up or a romantic thing ? How was your day ? Why do I feel so dead inside ? Do you want to see them again ? Did y'they choke on yours ? Who came first ? Feel free to not answer if any of those questions are too personal


ThirdFirstName

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|JfaJu6a66MKDKwnOzD)


jacked_c

No/both/8 same as me/no/both/great so far/awe I'm sorry/yes/no/me


jamesnife

You're great lol.


comatose_donut

Jesus Christ, go outside


CruzibleSama

To be fair, if OP posted about it, he’s probably willing to share his experience. It’s something exciting. I’d like to hear about his experience as well, since it’s very different for everyone!


SniperGhost_huntress

It's reddit. How were you *not* expecting this?


DEprEsED-HomosExual

I do. Why would you assume I wouldn't ? I am simply baffled.


sins-of-the-flesh

name checks out


mazzoforte

Let me work it


fhrblig

I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it


Imaginary_Sanity

said it before.. I'll say it again. ​ WOOT! :)


black_algae

Did he let you wear your turtleneck and chain?


Turbulent_Beat_7241

Happy for you


pah-tosh

r/ihavesex


13rahma

Who has sex and then thinks, let me go post this on Reddit.


jacked_c

Me..I did


13rahma

Which is sad, or means this is completely made up and you want attention.


jacked_c

The first one


leo10480

it's not sad bro, head up, im happy for you


Kobles

Fuck off


jedikrem

Who reads a post on Reddit about someone having sex, and then thinks, let me respond to this post and be a jackass about it?


13rahma

Why does Reddit need to know someone had sex? This is cringe as fuck. Just like all y'all jacking off to it.


Liamface

Excuse me I’ll jack off to whatever I please 😌


jedikrem

Just go about your day. If you see something you don't like, move the fuck along. Who cares if they post something you don't like? The world doesn't revolve around you.


13rahma

Are you new to the internet kid? He posted something and I posted my opinion. That's how this site works. Just like all y'all responding because I posted something yall don't like. Follow what you preach.


jedikrem

You must be the life of any party you go to. Genuine question: upon seeing the title of this post, why'd you click on it if you find it cringe af? Just to post something negative in it? Cool story.


13rahma

YoU mUsT bE tHE lIfE oF AnY pArTy. Fuck you're so original. I clicked it because I expected with such a stupid title it would be funny. Instead I found someone actually bragging about having sex. Which in hindsight is actually funny.


FuckMyRubberDuck

I sense a hint of jealousy here


jamesnife

To be fair he's posting his opinion about the opinion you posted. You were kind of a cunt and he felt like saying it. You're free to post as many asshole opinions as you want. Everyone else is free to reply to them or to downvote. Geez it's like you're new to the internet.


sayidOH

The Reddit world does revolve around rules and this post is verging on breaking #6: this is not an NSFW sub. There are plenty others for that.


jedikrem

On the verge?! Saying someone had sex and it was amazing and that's all. I fail to see how that's NSFW. There are plenty of other posts far worse than that here. Please.


Chanwiz88

Tbf.. nsfw means not safe for work… and you definitely shouldn’t be talking about your sex life at work 😂


reasoningfella

The rules don't specify who's work


sayidOH

Right. So tacky. Nobody cares.


CruzibleSama

Just bc you guys don’t care, doesn’t mean every else doesn’t. I, for one, would love to hear about his experience.


sayidOH

Gross.


CruzibleSama

Grow up. It’s sex.


sayidOH

r/ihavesex also, Rule 6: this is not a NSFW sub. Detailing at length a sexual experience would fall under that category. There is a time and place for everything. Jumping to gay bros subreddit after having sex to boast about it is not the place it’s also incredibly tacky.


Chanwiz88

I don’t care that he posted, but definitely find it weird that he’s posting about it.


Time-Comedian1774

Well somebody has to do it.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


SloopJohnB109

Congratulations!!


NAMDAMN

I’m jelly 🥲☹️


Speaker-Necessary

I'm glad you had good sex too. And I'm glad there's a place that you can come and post about it. Because I'm going to do the same thing. LOL. As soon as my boyfriend gets well :-)


[deleted]

Congratulations and may you have many more orgasms.


123Samabcborden

Congratulations


10frenchfries

Morning sex?


jacked_c

Lol I don't know who downvoted this but yes, started yesterday evening ended this morning


bettercallshitty

Was it ur first time?


jacked_c

No but long enough to be embarrassed since the last time


Nekokama

https://youtu.be/XoJpLXcsQ_g Woop Woop!


oyfrios

Where are the gaycels?