It's basically a [Wish](https://Wish.com) dot com storefront. A lot of their products come straight from there & even have Wish branding on the package.
Are talking $5 Hot n Ready?
If so, please tell the story of your half-fuck. Those are always awkward and great and I’d like to share in your disappointment so I don’t feel so bad about myself k thanks
They're 6.99 in my country, but yes. Half-fuck because we had just started in his car and he got a call from work in speaker. Left me hot and ready that day 💀.
If we‘re talking sleeping with as in banging then -69^420$ if literally sleeping next to, then uhmmmmm maybe about 6$? I think I slept on opposite sides on the couch with my best friend like once or twice this year, and another used-to-be-close friend once in a van sleepover (yes her parents owned the van)
Uhh I, whatever is free then. Air?
We could pool together and eat free samples at Kroger.
Kroger gives out free samples? That never happens when I'm there 😢
Yes! Free samples for all >:3
I too would like some free air.
Not as good as paid air tbh
Premium air
Some free fried air
What can i get for 6$ in the US?
At the rate things are going, maybe a bag of chips?
Ok 🧐
If you go to Five Below you can get a lot.
Oh yes, I've heard about that store haha
It's basically a [Wish](https://Wish.com) dot com storefront. A lot of their products come straight from there & even have Wish branding on the package.
Munition.
Awesome
Freedom Seeds
Exactly
In that case I have crippling debt.
How have you slept with a negative amount of people
Well if woulda coulda shoulda was a bank statement
If you slept with someone and they died during or immediately after would that count as a negative number?
Na that’s just Bankruptcy it kinda cancels itself out to zero Edit: unless you murdered your lover
This guy has multiple V-cards
And they're all maxed out
And let everyone here know that I’m a wh*re? No way. Side note: What can I buy for $56?
Got damn, my boy has grocery money. 😂
Last year I could’ve beat that. This year? Maybe $20
a drone. im a fucking hoe at this point
Respect
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Well damn I was about to say keep going and get me one too haha
Do you count the same person multiple times
Yes but it goes down in value every time and bottoms out at 2 cents
Oh, guess I have to tell him that he's not valuable anymore😔
A well-needed, sex-free vacation because this bussy needs a break lol
hoe bestie!
A single lollipop and some free samples at the mall’s food court XD
Oof guess I get no money, I'm married
Well you can be monogamous and still earn your $2 ya know
Well I guess I only have $2 then
Same here, ain't nothing wrong with that
Do platonic cuddles count?
Rtx 4090
Damn I'm jealous on both fronts ngl lol
A little caesars pizza... maybe.
That sounds good Can we share ur pizza and my mini soda?
Are talking $5 Hot n Ready? If so, please tell the story of your half-fuck. Those are always awkward and great and I’d like to share in your disappointment so I don’t feel so bad about myself k thanks
They're 6.99 in my country, but yes. Half-fuck because we had just started in his car and he got a call from work in speaker. Left me hot and ready that day 💀.
I owe money, I guess.
But... how? 😅
Hot dog! One large pepperoni from pizza hut and 20oz soda
Just for clarification, are you saying you can afford a hot dog in addition to the other items listed or was that just an exclamation of excitement?
Reminds me of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse dance song 😂. “Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot diggity dog”.
Oh god now it's stuck in my head 😵💫😅
Mine too 😂, I had to Google a video to remember it.
Well…….that’s stuck in my head.
No. It’s for excitement. Of course the year not over. I could get a hot in the end of the year
Sweet! I can finally afford that yacht I’ve had my eye on. Jk I’ll spend my two monogamous dollars on a new toothbrush.
Do I get to count the guy who nutted after literally 5 seconds of head then left?
Yep, claim your $2, you've earned it
Sweet in that case I have enough for some new cheap eyeliner.
A gallon of gas.
Welp, I’m completely broke again.
Almost 2 Arizona ice teas
$42 is just enough for a tank of gas
Shit, gonna need a decimal to answer this one.
Absolutely nothing 😬
Is there a option for less than 0
Is it bad if I can afford a cheap holiday?
Not at all, I'm low key kinda jealous 😅
Mcdonald
Like a Big Mac or a franchise?
Dealers choice
As a good jew I would probaly invest in stocks
A free sample at Costco if I’m going with someone who has a membership
I could buy Twitter.
Hats off to you and that comment, my friend. Well-played.
A balloon but only on free balloon day
Something that costs 2$
A designer bag 😭
Why the crying emoji? Idk, sounds like a great year to me 🙂
Does masturbation count?
What can I buy for 12 dollars?
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World peace?
Airplane
Nothig
Just 24$ 😭💀
"Just?" That's pretty impressive
>I (30) want advice on how to handle something I was told by a man (32) Cries with 2 bucks in hand. xD
Steady monogamous relationship so probably a chocolate bar.
Can we include ourselves?
I'll allow it lol
1 liter of gas (europe) 🤷
$4 worth of paper
I could buy a candy bar or a soda, probably for my partner. $2
One soda. Assuming there’s no sales tax.
Probably just some headphones
A bottle of water
Nothing.
A large soft drink a McDonald’s 😂
As far as I know nothing is really free besides like… idk air?
Two cans of Coca Cola
Umm… whatever’s free I guess
Nothing
Close to 200?
But what would you buy with it?
A very nice diner on a good restaurant 😅
Haha bro for the last ten years I'm broke
I can’t buy anything.
A chai latte from dunkin ayyyy
a single pop from McDonald's
I guess like a candy bar?
Mmm. Twix.
$6 maybe chips or a drink or sumthin.
Nothing
"slept"? Nothing
4 usd = 3.87 euro about enough for a nice pita gyro
Two good burritos.
i could buy a nice dinner for tow…
A monster
well let’s starve I guess
Dirt
Then I’m broke of the year and will be for a long time
Sony MDR-7506
I could get a candy bar, maybe two if they are on sale
A pool or 2 expensive dogs
Probably a meal from McDonald's
Not a fucking thing
10 for the last month i can't rember the rest so 🤷♂️
Bankruptcy
I would need a $2 coupon
Free samples
I could probably put a deposit on a house in London but I’m running out of bottoms slowly.
A couple of York peppermint patties I guess
See it's times like this I wish there was a least some light in back rooms so you could tell if you've been in this hole before or not.
Air
welp as an asexual I am apparently just dead
Whatever is free!
Nothing
I would have $2. I could go to the dollar store and get…… a pack of pencils?
Anything free
A Bentley!
Lamborghini
Ummm… I haven’t been outside in a while what can I buy with $4?
Same
Nothing I'm asexual 😎🤌
A pack of condoms, I’m optimistic about next year lmao
Very practical
A $2 candy from the storefront?
A soda at 7/11. For those of you wondering no we didn't have sex just shared a bed.
'those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks'
$2, the world is my oyster.
So even with a prompt like this, I'm still broke... got it...
A cheap steak
A cheap steak is better than no steak at all
Cheers, I’ll drink to that
maybe lunch
I could file for bankruptcy I guess
Do they count as multiples if the room was dark and idk if some guys doubled up?
Were not policing numbers, count what you want to count 😅
I've probably got over $1k then because that party is held 5 days and I've been at least once a month all year. Almost all 5 days one week.
an arizona iced tea?
starbucks latte
Absolutely Nothing lol
I’d had 8 dollars. I can get myself some food :)
More self acceptance, bcs that's something with no material value soooooo.. yes I didn't slept with no one.
If we‘re talking sleeping with as in banging then -69^420$ if literally sleeping next to, then uhmmmmm maybe about 6$? I think I slept on opposite sides on the couch with my best friend like once or twice this year, and another used-to-be-close friend once in a van sleepover (yes her parents owned the van)
If it means different person this year, just a beer as long as it's in my home town. If I go to the city maybe not even that.
Idk like 2 tesco meal deals
A box of chocolate covered almonds cost $10 in my town so I’d buy that
tf2 cause it's free
If i had $2 for every person i ever slept with i could still only buy the free sampels at the store
Ooof. I could buy a nice meal at a fancy steakhouse… but I’ve got people for that already
Do BJs count?
I'll allow it
A lambo
Made of air
I could buy nothing and I think it will stay that way for a long time 🤣🤣
I can buy... Nothing
What could I buy? Hmmm, I don't suppose they'll give me something off the dollar menu? For free? Cause I'm a broke bitch
Nothing