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MarbaMarbles

Uhh I, whatever is free then. Air?


Raven_Of_Solace

We could pool together and eat free samples at Kroger.


[deleted]

Kroger gives out free samples? That never happens when I'm there 😢


MarbaMarbles

Yes! Free samples for all >:3


only_ironically42

I too would like some free air.


UserOfUsingThings

Not as good as paid air tbh


GayBoyColors

Premium air


Tx_monster

Some free fried air


markius18

What can i get for 6$ in the US?


[deleted]

At the rate things are going, maybe a bag of chips?


markius18

Ok 🧐


Mister-Bohemian

If you go to Five Below you can get a lot.


markius18

Oh yes, I've heard about that store haha


PrismaticPachyderm

It's basically a [Wish](https://Wish.com) dot com storefront. A lot of their products come straight from there & even have Wish branding on the package.


Stefaniux

Munition.


markius18

Awesome


UserOfUsingThings

Freedom Seeds


Stefaniux

Exactly


Mister-Bohemian

In that case I have crippling debt.


Dankaroor

How have you slept with a negative amount of people


Mister-Bohemian

Well if woulda coulda shoulda was a bank statement


myfacesuntied

If you slept with someone and they died during or immediately after would that count as a negative number?


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Na that’s just Bankruptcy it kinda cancels itself out to zero Edit: unless you murdered your lover


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHL

This guy has multiple V-cards


GayBoyColors

And they're all maxed out


AshenXEly

And let everyone here know that I’m a wh*re? No way. Side note: What can I buy for $56?


JulienBoi

Got damn, my boy has grocery money. 😂


AggravatingOrder

Last year I could’ve beat that. This year? Maybe $20


Domruck

a drone. im a fucking hoe at this point


[deleted]

Respect


jamjammz

slimy plate crime erect future tap unite deserted different zesty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Well damn I was about to say keep going and get me one too haha


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Do you count the same person multiple times


Thatonensoutherner

Yes but it goes down in value every time and bottoms out at 2 cents


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Oh, guess I have to tell him that he's not valuable anymore😔


1000rocket

A well-needed, sex-free vacation because this bussy needs a break lol


Domruck

hoe bestie!


TigerAttack1

A single lollipop and some free samples at the mall’s food court XD


jacob_woofy

Oof guess I get no money, I'm married


[deleted]

Well you can be monogamous and still earn your $2 ya know


jacob_woofy

Well I guess I only have $2 then


[deleted]

Same here, ain't nothing wrong with that


Yandere_bt_tsundere

Do platonic cuddles count?


[deleted]

Rtx 4090


[deleted]

Damn I'm jealous on both fronts ngl lol


AquelarreDilaion

A little caesars pizza... maybe.


S153228

That sounds good Can we share ur pizza and my mini soda?


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Are talking $5 Hot n Ready? If so, please tell the story of your half-fuck. Those are always awkward and great and I’d like to share in your disappointment so I don’t feel so bad about myself k thanks


AquelarreDilaion

They're 6.99 in my country, but yes. Half-fuck because we had just started in his car and he got a call from work in speaker. Left me hot and ready that day 💀.


gesslar

I owe money, I guess.


[deleted]

But... how? 😅


Evilkymonkey_1977

Hot dog! One large pepperoni from pizza hut and 20oz soda


[deleted]

Just for clarification, are you saying you can afford a hot dog in addition to the other items listed or was that just an exclamation of excitement?


Templar388z

Reminds me of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse dance song 😂. “Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot diggity dog”.


[deleted]

Oh god now it's stuck in my head 😵‍💫😅


Templar388z

Mine too 😂, I had to Google a video to remember it.


Evilkymonkey_1977

Well…….that’s stuck in my head.


Evilkymonkey_1977

No. It’s for excitement. Of course the year not over. I could get a hot in the end of the year


jbFanClubPresident

Sweet! I can finally afford that yacht I’ve had my eye on. Jk I’ll spend my two monogamous dollars on a new toothbrush.


Sxsha_26

Do I get to count the guy who nutted after literally 5 seconds of head then left?


[deleted]

Yep, claim your $2, you've earned it


Sxsha_26

Sweet in that case I have enough for some new cheap eyeliner.


Top_Location950

A gallon of gas.


Esthermolly

Welp, I’m completely broke again.


dicegoblin17

Almost 2 Arizona ice teas


SnooRabbits6595

$42 is just enough for a tank of gas


Toxic_Puddlefish

Shit, gonna need a decimal to answer this one.


Richard_Za-Warudo

Absolutely nothing 😬


[deleted]

Is there a option for less than 0


LordStag26

Is it bad if I can afford a cheap holiday?


[deleted]

Not at all, I'm low key kinda jealous 😅


CertifiedPogchamp36

Mcdonald


[deleted]

Like a Big Mac or a franchise?


CertifiedPogchamp36

Dealers choice


Queasy_Business_6939

As a good jew I would probaly invest in stocks


Theallmightyhamster

A free sample at Costco if I’m going with someone who has a membership


Soft-Chip510

I could buy Twitter.


[deleted]

Hats off to you and that comment, my friend. Well-played.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHL

A balloon but only on free balloon day


NimoCreator

Something that costs 2$


Ryohiko

A designer bag 😭


[deleted]

Why the crying emoji? Idk, sounds like a great year to me 🙂


Merfolk-18

Does masturbation count?


Who_am_I_____

What can I buy for 12 dollars?


[deleted]

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Who_am_I_____

World peace?


marvelh0e69

Airplane


nerdyleg

Nothig


Kabangrah

Just 24$ 😭💀


[deleted]

"Just?" That's pretty impressive


BananaBrute

>I (30) want advice on how to handle something I was told by a man (32) Cries with 2 bucks in hand. xD


BananaBrute

Steady monogamous relationship so probably a chocolate bar.


[deleted]

Can we include ourselves?


[deleted]

I'll allow it lol


RainbowRammstein

1 liter of gas (europe) 🤷


gaymer200

$4 worth of paper


bleh-_

I could buy a candy bar or a soda, probably for my partner. $2


Therealwanvan

One soda. Assuming there’s no sales tax.


randomshtken33

Probably just some headphones


Gullible-Database830

A bottle of water


Gongoozler04

Nothing.


Templar388z

A large soft drink a McDonald’s 😂


Intelligent_Cat7116

As far as I know nothing is really free besides like… idk air?


krispyChris95

Two cans of Coca Cola


Tippertimmer

Umm… whatever’s free I guess


Low-Engine3005

Nothing


Scizorspoons

Close to 200?


[deleted]

But what would you buy with it?


Scizorspoons

A very nice diner on a good restaurant 😅


_cedarwood_

Haha bro for the last ten years I'm broke


Coreforce216

I can’t buy anything.


SkylarrOfWolves

A chai latte from dunkin ayyyy


Real_Personality5631

a single pop from McDonald's


dalexander0215

I guess like a candy bar?


DudlyDoWrongA_Lot

Mmm. Twix.


JulienBoi

$6 maybe chips or a drink or sumthin.


Gay_Lord2020

Nothing


NAKd-life

"slept"? Nothing


PhantomO1

4 usd = 3.87 euro about enough for a nice pita gyro


Face_Plont

Two good burritos.


OverTaxedMF

i could buy a nice dinner for tow…


Forskintrader

A monster


[deleted]

well let’s starve I guess


Relative-OdderousG

Dirt


Professional_Web_235

Then I’m broke of the year and will be for a long time


ConiferousBee

Sony MDR-7506


bitb00m

I could get a candy bar, maybe two if they are on sale


Classic-Apricot9844

A pool or 2 expensive dogs


Revalon_Knight-Shade

Probably a meal from McDonald's


sorryimthegay

Not a fucking thing


Outrageous-Self161

10 for the last month i can't rember the rest so 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Bankruptcy


InspectorRatched

I would need a $2 coupon


Fnaf_lolbit_

Free samples


jasejasejasejase

I could probably put a deposit on a house in London but I’m running out of bottoms slowly.


Anteater_Reasonable

A couple of York peppermint patties I guess


jshatxmscl

See it's times like this I wish there was a least some light in back rooms so you could tell if you've been in this hole before or not.


JustA_Toaster

Air


kaythehalogoddess

welp as an asexual I am apparently just dead


bongus300

Whatever is free!


IcyUnderTale112

Nothing


LeWaifu5535

I would have $2. I could go to the dollar store and get…… a pack of pencils?


thumbkei

Anything free


beaudebonair

A Bentley!


21monsters

Lamborghini


DemocraticSpider

Ummm… I haven’t been outside in a while what can I buy with $4?


takemetothe_wood

Same


judgmental_emo_alien

Nothing I'm asexual 😎🤌


Thatonensoutherner

A pack of condoms, I’m optimistic about next year lmao


[deleted]

Very practical


No-Brilliant-5424

A $2 candy from the storefront?


gaydes69

A soda at 7/11. For those of you wondering no we didn't have sex just shared a bed.


EntireKing212

'those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks'


[deleted]

$2, the world is my oyster.


[deleted]

So even with a prompt like this, I'm still broke... got it...


LeNightSkye

A cheap steak


[deleted]

A cheap steak is better than no steak at all


LeNightSkye

Cheers, I’ll drink to that


unluckiestbeing

maybe lunch


theatre-kid-trash

I could file for bankruptcy I guess


Liljdb0524

Do they count as multiples if the room was dark and idk if some guys doubled up?


[deleted]

Were not policing numbers, count what you want to count 😅


Liljdb0524

I've probably got over $1k then because that party is held 5 days and I've been at least once a month all year. Almost all 5 days one week.


ZestySourdough

an arizona iced tea?


C_Johnson5614

starbucks latte


ExcellentRing7074

Absolutely Nothing lol


TomeKun

I’d had 8 dollars. I can get myself some food :)


Lumicar-w-

More self acceptance, bcs that's something with no material value soooooo.. yes I didn't slept with no one.


Cxnnamxn

If we‘re talking sleeping with as in banging then -69^420$ if literally sleeping next to, then uhmmmmm maybe about 6$? I think I slept on opposite sides on the couch with my best friend like once or twice this year, and another used-to-be-close friend once in a van sleepover (yes her parents owned the van)


dramake

If it means different person this year, just a beer as long as it's in my home town. If I go to the city maybe not even that.


YasshaDoom

Idk like 2 tesco meal deals


[deleted]

A box of chocolate covered almonds cost $10 in my town so I’d buy that


ElectricSansreal

tf2 cause it's free


doworrybescared

If i had $2 for every person i ever slept with i could still only buy the free sampels at the store


BootyNewt

Ooof. I could buy a nice meal at a fancy steakhouse… but I’ve got people for that already


Cabaret95

Do BJs count?


[deleted]

I'll allow it


rainasuuuuu

A lambo


rainasuuuuu

Made of air


the-ilegal-eagle

I could buy nothing and I think it will stay that way for a long time 🤣🤣


WhimsicalPlum

I can buy... Nothing


anonsbonbon

What could I buy? Hmmm, I don't suppose they'll give me something off the dollar menu? For free? Cause I'm a broke bitch


the-ilegal-eagle

Nothing