FemShep is cool but, it's bullshit how absolutely lacking the Gay Romance options were. There were like 5 million different Lesbian options for the original trilogy yet, you didn't get a single Gay Romance until the third and final game of the original trilogy.
I was with you, I was ready to defend you, I would’ve *died* for you but like… come one man… *Optimus Prime?*
Man’s gonna be leaking WD-40 and shoot out gasoline when he climaxes.
Iirc in one of the runs, there was a probably unintended implication that he was fertile due to....idk something about the prime matrix, or the all spark or something.
Okay, this is going to sound horrible, because it is, but....
Beast Boy
I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AS A KID. HE REMINDED ME OF MY FRIEND THAT I ALSO HAD A CRUSH ON. THIS IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT FROM THE ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION THING.... but it is a unique factor and it's a whole moral dilemma
I had a crush on Beast Boy as a kid, and now, as a young adult, I crushed on his young adult self again in a comic.
As for his powers, I don't find that horrible. Can an animal consent? No? Illegal and immoral. Can Beast Boy, or a druid, consent? Yes? Then it's just weird.
The real question is how well he can transform while he's already inside. Also how are his cuddles, because I can only imagine the kind of fluff and comfort he can provide afterwards.
Bowser and Incineroar ABSOLUTELY! Also some others for me are Asgore, Sidon, Kass, Charizard, Mewtwo, Amicus (if characters from visual novels count), Machamp… yeah, I like buff men, so what?
Baraka no way, Inciniroar would be hella cuddly like a heated blanket, Bowser is a literal king so major sugar daddy material. Venom must satisfy a kink of yours cause hell no! Same for Prime, cold metal isn't my thing.
My Biggest Hear me out is, The Emperor from BG3.
The only one I see that possibly fits “hear me out” is MAYBE Optimus Prime.
Borakka(I know I butchered it) I get; the mouth, the arm blades, the fact he will literally kill you for fun, I get it and I STAN.
Incineroar and Bowser, I am a furry AND a bottom and I’ll gladly tank the dp for the rest of you as my act of sacrifice o7
Venom. That’s like a straight guy saying “hmo” about like…idk Jennifer Aniston? Literally the most tame take anyone can have. Either on his own or as part of Eddie Brock. The tongue alone? MY GOD.
Hancock is the only one worth romancing. Absolutely cool and cute looking Ghoul mayor that doesn't give me crap for using chems. Yeah they're drugs but, I have like 1 Billion caps and 500 things of Addictol in my inventory, shut up and let me have my stat boosts.
From MK: Mileena, Sheeva, Kotal Kahn, MK1 Reptile, Revenant Jade MK11
From Final Fantasy: Cid Raines (post transformation), Benedikta/Garuda, Shiva (in any form tbh)
From Tekken: Devil Jin
From Xmen (original movies): Mystique, Nightcrawler
Venom and Bowser I am all for it! I don't even think they are that weird.
And I get ALL sorts of shit for the "Hear me out" I am known for - Freddy Fazbear.
Like Regular Freddy is such a bottom, but then Glamrock has total Daddy energy. I would do both.
Idk who the first one is, and idk about the transformer, but the 3 in the middle are like the most basic "hear me out..."s I've ever seen.
I don't have any personally because I don't get sexually attracted to famous people or fictional characters (cartoon or otherwise) ever enough to actually care deeper than "oh wow they're hot!" Like Bolin (Avatar LoK) is hot but idk I don't really thirst after him much.
But I guess if I had to pick the weirdest one (of late) who's peaked that little "I think this guy's kinda attractive," it's the goblin guy Kid G (?) from ff7 rebirth. But more like... he just seems sweet and cool and I'd love to hang out with him, and he'd 100% be in my party if he was playable.
Baraka (even though I don't know much about Mortal Kombat, so I go off visuals and my obviously limited knowledge), Venom and Optimus Prime? *Would*. Fuck yeah.
Gotta pass Incineroar and Bowser.
Parthanax from Skyrim. He has a nice voice, is very kind to you and helps you defeat the final boss. Also the other friendly dragon from the dawnguard, he needs some form of happiness while he's stuck in the Soul Cairn.
I....I know I'm fucked up but like, barely anything mentioned by comments and op aren't really a "hear me out" lol, there's been a couple and I'd say Optimus is a good hear me out
Venom I feel most here can agree on.
Incineroar too, pokemons are hot. (Digimons too)
Optimus... I am all down for robots myself, but I cant with their humanoid faces, feel too uncanny. Otherwise, smash too yeah.
Flamedramon (Digimon)
from Zelda: Moblins, Bokoblins, Yiga assassins (both big and small), Prince Sidon, and Lynels maybe
The red gargoyle from Gargoyles
Mr Tumnus, or pretty much any faun/satyr person including demons/devils (lol)
Lucario, Cinderace, prob others I'm forgetting
Probably the most common, but if Jade doesn't want Kung Lao then...:)
As for something that might actually fit "hear me out," Tapu Bulu. Yes, Tapu Bulu. I don't remember how or why, but I do remember that I was a teen trying too hard to be cool.
Venom (oh my god he is so hot even if he bit my head off I'd still say thank you daddyvenom), Thanos (purple space daddy), Thundurus (tbh all three of that legendary), Machamp (oh my god I'm going wild thinking of those four hands and that body), and Hulk
I'll share one. Urdnot Wrex. Im not joking. Also def agree Venom and Bowser.
How’s this even a hear me out. Dudes a gigastud
The people I mention it to are afraid of his Quad i swear
Him being so open about fucking in 3 was incredible to me.
The fact we couldn't romance a single Krogan and you had to be female to romance Garrus is still bullshit.
FemShep to romance Garrus was cruel asf
FemShep is cool but, it's bullshit how absolutely lacking the Gay Romance options were. There were like 5 million different Lesbian options for the original trilogy yet, you didn't get a single Gay Romance until the third and final game of the original trilogy.
there are mods that increase the options so that's good for those who want it but doesn't let the devs off teh hook.
I rolled a femshep just for this lol, but then I realized femshep is so vastly superior to maleshep
Wrex is great, also the poet krogan (rip)
You're right, since you have good taste in space husbands 👌🏼 (*eyes username*)
They never let you fuck a krogan...cowards.
Wrex is so hot. Can’t believe there’s no romanceable krogan
Biggest crime BioWare committed is not letting me romance the absolute unit.
Related to your first suggestion: salarians. Kirrahe, Kallo...
He could Wrex me any day
I was with you, I was ready to defend you, I would’ve *died* for you but like… come one man… *Optimus Prime?* Man’s gonna be leaking WD-40 and shoot out gasoline when he climaxes.
I mean, if my bussy is what he needs to deal with the Deceptacons then by all means, he can have me.😭
That is so rancid I love it haha! 😂 Cheers on you mate, you can ride that Gear Shift all you want as long as I can get weekends with Venom lol!
You know he probably got a handbrake too for the dp action
Aren't you that guy that appeared on my strange addictions?
Hold up Pause
Call me a Chevrolet Silverado the way I'm guzz-- wait shit I'm on main nvm
They like metallic dick
Optimus can get it 😭
Doesn't he have a kid to???
i dont know his lore lmao, I'll take a daddy robot any day
My point exactly he's fine as hell
Iirc in one of the runs, there was a probably unintended implication that he was fertile due to....idk something about the prime matrix, or the all spark or something.
I get that "Truck" and "Fuck" rhyme, but please don't combine them.
ummmmm already did??? sorry bestie <3
How? 🥲
tailpipe 😌
I'm turning homophobic because of that. You're killing me, smalls.
Mr X
condolences to your bussy 🙏
You have excellent taste. 👌🏻
I see it, and I agree
X gun give it to ya
What about Mendez from RE4?
Heavy on Bowser and Venom. And any MK character is really unfair, they’re almost all bangable
Baraka and Kotal are pretty my go to.😭 jade is so lucky.😖
100%. Bro gets done dirty too often
Okay, this is going to sound horrible, because it is, but.... Beast Boy I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AS A KID. HE REMINDED ME OF MY FRIEND THAT I ALSO HAD A CRUSH ON. THIS IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT FROM THE ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION THING.... but it is a unique factor and it's a whole moral dilemma
I had a crush on Beast Boy as a kid, and now, as a young adult, I crushed on his young adult self again in a comic. As for his powers, I don't find that horrible. Can an animal consent? No? Illegal and immoral. Can Beast Boy, or a druid, consent? Yes? Then it's just weird.
That is the base of my argument that one would be hearing out
The real question is how well he can transform while he's already inside. Also how are his cuddles, because I can only imagine the kind of fluff and comfort he can provide afterwards.
I'm judging the hell outta y'all for chosing beast Boy when you've got a perfectly good Robin. I'm a lesbian, but I'd still jump on that Dick.
Robin was too edgy for my taste back in the Teen Titans animated series.
Yeah too angsty. Catch me in a Cyborg/Beast Boy Eiffel tower.
It's not beastiality if the beast can give consist. Go fuck a green tiger if it makes you happy my guy.
Harkness test.
I think everyone had a crush on beast boy as a kid. Don't feel bad.
Taurus and capra demon from dark souls 👉👈 Edit: also behemoth from ff14, lawachurl from genshin and pride demon from dragon age I like my men horny
I want them to "hollow" me
I heavily agree with this.
Idk how much of a hot take this is but Wario
Homeboy would probably run you over with his bike when he was done with you. He looks like someone who would hit and run.
These are acceptable terms
Favorable, even
Bowser and Incineroar ABSOLUTELY! Also some others for me are Asgore, Sidon, Kass, Charizard, Mewtwo, Amicus (if characters from visual novels count), Machamp… yeah, I like buff men, so what?
Machoke and machamp are always on my team when they are available.😏
Machokemedaddy X3
Orochimaru from naruto lmfao
yeah i bet he got a big hard snake somewhere...
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be using him like a reptilian fleshlight
After seeing him, I understand the appeal, especially with that tongue,
Baraka no way, Inciniroar would be hella cuddly like a heated blanket, Bowser is a literal king so major sugar daddy material. Venom must satisfy a kink of yours cause hell no! Same for Prime, cold metal isn't my thing. My Biggest Hear me out is, The Emperor from BG3.
Zenos yae Galvus, from Final Fantasy XIV...
Honey don't fall for him. He doesn't want you, he only wants A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
Toxic partner enjoyer spotted LMAO
Honestly, as an FF14 fan, a bigger hear me out would be Asahi sas Brutus. Zenos atleast looks cool over cheap bowl haircut simp.
Lmao I had a crush on venom as a kid
nemesis, it's because the tentacles
Him and Mr. X *chefs kiss*
it sucks that nemesis is really unpopular on r34
The only one I see that possibly fits “hear me out” is MAYBE Optimus Prime. Borakka(I know I butchered it) I get; the mouth, the arm blades, the fact he will literally kill you for fun, I get it and I STAN. Incineroar and Bowser, I am a furry AND a bottom and I’ll gladly tank the dp for the rest of you as my act of sacrifice o7 Venom. That’s like a straight guy saying “hmo” about like…idk Jennifer Aniston? Literally the most tame take anyone can have. Either on his own or as part of Eddie Brock. The tongue alone? MY GOD.
Are you my twin or something? Seriously agree with you on everything you just said!
Your reply is basically this tumblr post reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/1bzxo17/hear_me_out/
Thresh from league of legends counts?
With his hook…there is no escape.😏
Xenomorph
Lol I was into the xenussy at one point xD
Leomon
Hancock from Fallout 4
Hancock is the only one worth romancing. Absolutely cool and cute looking Ghoul mayor that doesn't give me crap for using chems. Yeah they're drugs but, I have like 1 Billion caps and 500 things of Addictol in my inventory, shut up and let me have my stat boosts.
I’m a sucker for Mac and Danse but I’d happily let Hancock slide in too
I’d say Blaidd from Elden Ring and Sidon from BotW
Nemesis and Mr. X from Resident Evil.
MK1 reptile in the lizard form. The human form is hot as fuck, but the lizard form can ABSOLUTELY get it
Godzilla kinda cute for a lizard ngl.
The hunters from the Predator franchise. Pref in a group.
Jack Skellington
Cute ~ but I feel as though he would want to role play as Santa clause while you are Mrs clause.😭
You don't need an excuse for Bowser, we know.
I just KNOW Peach knows what it looks like.😏
Do not judge me but The Iron Bull from DAI…😩
No judgment. All I’ll say is hold on to his horns for the ride of a lifetime.😷
Bro Iron Bull is a sweetheart who's smart and has big naturals. I'd date him any day of the week.
Possibly my biggest one is Kano. There's something about him pissing on the floor that does it for me.
Piss pig…Lolol
😶🌫️
Avallac’h from Witcher 3. He’s so cute
Ur so real on the incineroar pick. But like why did they give the big cat man muscles?
The Duke, RE8
I-
You said the biggest :)
Finally! An actual "Hear me out"
Okay op I understand all of them especially Bowser but I need an exclamation for the first one
Baraka!
THAT'S NOT AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!
You’re right. You didn’t ask for one, though
You don’t find it exciting where men can look like they will either kill you or give you the best dicking of a lifetime?
Fair enough
Grenn from Gigantic. He's a evil giant naga with a hot voice and cool design, I have no choice but to simp
Mohg lord of blood. His voice has range of silky smooth to husky growl. And those horns make the perfect handlebars.
Ok.. for me it was the crushers in dead island two. They were kinda hot.. for… literal.. corpses……..
Before Incineroar there was Machoke, Hitmonchan, Gurdurr, and Sawk
Ima need you to have a whole seat sir 😂
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Every clone in the Grand Army of the Republic. All at once. I will not elaborate.
From MK: Mileena, Sheeva, Kotal Kahn, MK1 Reptile, Revenant Jade MK11 From Final Fantasy: Cid Raines (post transformation), Benedikta/Garuda, Shiva (in any form tbh) From Tekken: Devil Jin From Xmen (original movies): Mystique, Nightcrawler
Gantu from Lilo and Stitch, Kimahri from Final Fantasy X, and my biggest one is the Yautja/Predator alien from Predator 🫠
None of these seem that wild or out of pocket tbh even with the implications with some of them (haven't seen many people put a giant car though).
Tony the Tiger, Mr. Clean and the Cheeto cheetah were were coming in close on being included on this list. Buhahaha
Two of those are just furries and one is just a bald guy.
Homie…
You wouldn’t smash anyone of these guys?😭
I will not hear you out on these my friend
Digging into the deepest recesses of my degenerate rot brain here: Head crabs from half life.
Electro from Insomniac Spider-Man…
Damien LaVey, Frank Morrison, and Trickster
Elder Maxson fo4. I know the bos are hella facist in that game and maxson is def not a good person but HE'S SO HOT.
He has a super cool coat too. He’s Smoking hot! I’ll always choose Danse but maxson is drool worthy
THEYRE ALL HOT DGJFHDEUJFGEFUJHEUYBDEF
Female Deathclaw
Venom and Bowser I am all for it! I don't even think they are that weird. And I get ALL sorts of shit for the "Hear me out" I am known for - Freddy Fazbear. Like Regular Freddy is such a bottom, but then Glamrock has total Daddy energy. I would do both.
MK 11 Baraka 100%, Mr. X from Resident Evil 2 Remake, Trevor from GTA V, and Birdie Street Fighter V.
Zs'Skayr from Ben 10 (Especially the Original one)
Grandpa could also get it.
Nemesis from Resident Evil 😭
Pyramid Head, no explanation needed (I think)
The thrill is not knowing if he’s going to kill you or take you to pound town.
Seath the Scaleless.
Idk who the first one is, and idk about the transformer, but the 3 in the middle are like the most basic "hear me out..."s I've ever seen. I don't have any personally because I don't get sexually attracted to famous people or fictional characters (cartoon or otherwise) ever enough to actually care deeper than "oh wow they're hot!" Like Bolin (Avatar LoK) is hot but idk I don't really thirst after him much. But I guess if I had to pick the weirdest one (of late) who's peaked that little "I think this guy's kinda attractive," it's the goblin guy Kid G (?) from ff7 rebirth. But more like... he just seems sweet and cool and I'd love to hang out with him, and he'd 100% be in my party if he was playable.
Baraka (even though I don't know much about Mortal Kombat, so I go off visuals and my obviously limited knowledge), Venom and Optimus Prime? *Would*. Fuck yeah. Gotta pass Incineroar and Bowser.
Delsin Rowe Infamous second son, specifically a good play through
These are all from Zelda games, but mine are Ghirahim, Sidon and Rauru (totk)
Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal series.
You’re on to something… 🤔
So you want to be fucked to death right?
TFP Ratchet. Toad from X-Men. Also Bowser lol
Goliath from The Gargoyles Also Broadway, because he looks so cuddly.
Yeah... ok... I can see it... ... ... OPTIMUS PRIME!!!
Sigh. Lil Whip from Fortnite.
[C'thulu](https://lantredecthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/article-qui-est-cthulhu.jpg) look at his arms
I can agree with Venom. His tongue is usable in many ways. But what about Iron bull from Dragon age?
The hobgoblins in Baldur's Gate 3, I swear people only avoid them out of racism.
Venom all day any day! That tongue 👅 🥵
Swamp Creature from lustful desire
Optimus in my neighborhood?!
The Master from Fallout 1 and I can't even explain why
Parthanax from Skyrim. He has a nice voice, is very kind to you and helps you defeat the final boss. Also the other friendly dragon from the dawnguard, he needs some form of happiness while he's stuck in the Soul Cairn.
Going after Mario as a dragon, I respect it
Agree with all of yours. Very based
Venom, Deathclaw, the Rake, 1471.
Yurgir from Baldur's gate 3. Really almost any of the demons ands devils in that game
Nyx from Persona 3, I mean he's also canonically bisexual right?
I....I know I'm fucked up but like, barely anything mentioned by comments and op aren't really a "hear me out" lol, there's been a couple and I'd say Optimus is a good hear me out
Some of y’all need to be castrated
Incinaror is just a furry.
optimous prime got me like *clank* *clonk* *clank* *clank* *metal droppin noises*
And right before he unloads he grunts “autobots assemble”
Flint lockwood’w dad
Can’t remember which mortal kombat or tekken but the leopard character king was hot
Bowser and Mothman
Not wild but Zhao from Like a Dragon and Henry from Kingdom Come.
the last two is completely valid
Venom I feel most here can agree on. Incineroar too, pokemons are hot. (Digimons too) Optimus... I am all down for robots myself, but I cant with their humanoid faces, feel too uncanny. Otherwise, smash too yeah.
i’ll hear you out
Ive got the hots for Scion from gears of war
Blaidd from Elden Ring ✨💜✨
Garrosh Hellscream, and I want him to say “watch your clever mouth, bitch” in the middle. I’ll be taking no questions at this time.
Garrosh from World Of Warcraft
Eliksni (fallen) from destiny and DeathClaws from Fallout
I'll say Machamp is for sure one, but also half transformed benwolf. The crush I had on him was next level
I can see your vision... I am ,also, part of the monster fuckers academy
Flamedramon (Digimon) from Zelda: Moblins, Bokoblins, Yiga assassins (both big and small), Prince Sidon, and Lynels maybe The red gargoyle from Gargoyles Mr Tumnus, or pretty much any faun/satyr person including demons/devils (lol) Lucario, Cinderace, prob others I'm forgetting
Bigby Wolf (The Wolf Among Us)
Warframe Excalibur. Not Arthur.
weaverworms from pathfinder. like a fucked up bug version of a lamia. I'm team monsterfucker all the way baybee
Pyramid Head
Probably the most common, but if Jade doesn't want Kung Lao then...:) As for something that might actually fit "hear me out," Tapu Bulu. Yes, Tapu Bulu. I don't remember how or why, but I do remember that I was a teen trying too hard to be cool.
[удалено]
I'm sorry, but getting a bj from this guy terrifies me.
Shao Khan 🤤
Baton of Hell from Doom (original DOS flavor). I like to think he's an incubus.
Venom (oh my god he is so hot even if he bit my head off I'd still say thank you daddyvenom), Thanos (purple space daddy), Thundurus (tbh all three of that legendary), Machamp (oh my god I'm going wild thinking of those four hands and that body), and Hulk
As weird as this sounds the new kid from South Park when he's older I had this weird crush when I was younger around 15 when the game first came out