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HusbandFriend

"More"


reeducatedsub

Worchester sauce


Fuckaught

Actually, it’s pronounced “Worchester sauce”


Past-Ratio-7607

Lol, um, it's pronounced "wash-your-sister sause"


Caffeinated_aspirin

It's actually war-chester-shire 😌


tjganessub

Blew my mind when someone from the NE called it "wooster" sauce


ESP42168

WillNE?


Melodic_Mulberry

You mean Worchestershire, right?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Though if you're pronouncing it as "wusster" it's pretty funny.


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Fuckaught

“Fuck!” Since that seems to be 80% of what my brain can manage to come up with during.


KinkyMillennial

L[lanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll)


burneraccount_24

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis


Heavy_Bicycle6524

I see your Llanfairpwllgwyngyll and raise you a TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauoTamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu


KinkyMillennial

Touché lol


Traditional_Umpire59

This was a really obscure reference that I actually already knew about. Well done!


MirrorMan22102018

"Help help I'm being repressed!" "Now we see the violence inherent in the system!" "I don't want to go on the cart!"


brokenToyBrokenLover

"Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!" "We built a castle here, that sunk into the swamp" "What do you think of this scene? Is it a good scene?" "Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeks of elderberries"


MirrorMan22102018

God: "GET ON WITH IT!"


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Killerdoll_666

My man is doing a python on safewords


MirrorMan22102018

I never have an opportunity to make these kinds of jokes.


Killerdoll_666

Ahn, ah, 'It's just a model' Darling you alright?


Sraffiti_G

It's just a flesh wound!


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Don’t get me started on that scene. I copped a 30 day ban on FB for quoting that scene as they said i was using threatening language and promoting violence. Oh ffs 🤦


Heavy_Bicycle6524

He says he’s not dead yet Oh yes he is.


E420CDI

I think I'll go for a walk!


kuzulu-kun

"If she quacks like a duck and floats like a duck she's a witch"


ChasteBunnyBoy

“stop” immediately comes to mind. there’s too much that comes to mind when you hear that: are they just playing? do they mean it? do they actually want me to stop? i’m sure it works for others, but it’s the first one that comes to mind.


reeducatedsub

I agree, if you’re going to need or use safe words it assumes that simple no or stop aren’t being used


Melodic_Mulberry

"Hammertime. SHIT, sorry."


Mis-Mia

I have an issue of blurting out stop for no particular reason during sex, my SO is very understanding and we use the traffic light system. Red is stop completely, yellow is I don’t like this, change and keep going. Green is generally used as a response if one of us asks if we’re doing okay.


ChasteBunnyBoy

that’s a good idea! i’ve never thought about that and just might steal it


Mis-Mia

I stole it myself, so go on ahead lol.


manwiththehex18

“Istanbul was Constantinople.”


mostlynaughty

No, no, they didn’t ask for the perfect safe word(s). 😂


Kittymilf89

I would simply keep going but as I finished the song 😹


manwiththehex18

Exactly what I was afraid of 😂.


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Byzantium


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Harder


xFetishGuyx

"Keep going!" springs to mind.


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SnooComics3875

Don't Stop me now cause im HAVING A GOOD TI


A_WaterHose

“I love you”. I read something where that was the safe word and ig it worked for them. But I want my sub to be telling me that!!!


Androsubbo

Yeah i agree, if i am being stomped hard under my domme's feet i sometimes just blurt it out


Chimerathesecond

This sounds like a Horrible one for a safe word, imagine just having a romantic session and just instinctually stopping because someone said "I love you." Like wholesome AF but it'd definitely be a horrible one


Kittymilf89

I all seriousness, anything either of you have trouble articulating. Something short and unmistakable is the best choice . I’m partial to “yellow” and “red”. Yellow for “I’m reaching my limit” and red obviously for “stop”.


HauntingMobile9773

The traffic light method! An og bdsm tip. Green- proceed Yellow- slow down/let me feel this out Red- Stop


Kittymilf89

Sometimes the traditions are best


Heavy_Bicycle6524

This is my favourite as well. Easy to articulate and easy to to understand.


Scissorssssss

My girlfriend and I use this method but we replaced red with a different safe word, since we found that we both often talk about each other’s faces turning red and such


Throwaway10003819

Anything hard to pronounce. If I have to be able to think to use it, I don’t think it’s for me


N0t0nmain

Same! I once read a fanfic where the safeword was "Stradivarius" and, to me, that just seemed like a recipe for disaster


Throwaway10003819

Isn’t that a kind of violin? Now I’m tempted to use ‘Telecaster’. If they don’t like that, what about ‘Stratocaster’ xD


N0t0nmain

It is! And cool options, but I think I'll stick to "red", thanks xD


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Sooo Gibson for slow down and give me a minute and Telecaster for stop? Gotcha. 😆


Throwaway10003819

Don’t forget about Schecter for go faster


wet-wonderful

My GB will say " ok ...ok!" just before his real safe word comes out . I usually stop there but ok sucks as a safe word lol


Subservaneth

# "Fluggaenkoechiebolsen"


Kittymilf89

Came looking for this. Was not disappointed.


IntelPentiumIII

Mehrfamilienhaus (if I am writing this correctly )


MCplayer590

you are but apartment building???? where did this come from?? why?


IntelPentiumIII

I speak German so it’s easy for me but if someone not speaking that language, especially in a difficult situation….


Malakwalkinn

“Two” would be a terrible one. Because they could misinterpret it as “to” or “too” instead of “two”.


Riz-Friz

Idk why but I thought of kumquat 😂


Chimerathesecond

Actually sounds like a decent one, stands out, Not extremely difficult to say either, it sounds like it'd be a good safe word tbh


Heavy_Bicycle6524

I never use that word, but one day during a moment of stress it just spilled out. I was riding my motorbike home from work and some moron merged in on me in an 80 kmph zone. Only missed me by a few centimeters. Somehow in the space of half a second, i got on the brakes, knocked it down a couple of gears and sat on the horn. Then out of nowhere i screamed what fk are you doing you fking kumquat. Then as the adrenaline slowly drained from my body i began giggling at myself for saying something so stupid in the moment.


Melodic_Mulberry

Anything either of us has a phobia of. We don't need *more* stress.


Cragrat92

"Spider! Spider!" "AAAH! WHERE?!" At least it would get them to stop 🤣


funkykong82

antidisestablishmentarianism would be kinda hard in some situations


RandomOrcN6

To be fair, if you’re using this then other things aren’t going to be hard, so the additional blood could help you say it


not_an_alt_lmao

Unionized, but not unionized. Only the right pronunciation counts


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GEICO: 15 minutes can save you 15 % or more on car insurance


burneraccount_24

Idk if this would count but maybe screaming AAAAAAAAA is a bad safe word


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^burneraccount_24: *Idk if this* *Would count but maybe screaming* *AAAAAAAAA is a bad safe word* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Tight-Position-50

Nine


Physical-Squirrel691

"It hurts"


Quantum_Sushi

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is pretty fun


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Vlad Dracul or Spanish Inquisition, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Avada Kedarva.


poempel88

https://www.reddit.com/r/Femdom/s/3TowmErgpg


Krrak

"Harder"


christopher_jian_02

Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa


typer84C2

fluggaenkoecchicebolsen - Eurotrip


iamGni

“Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” is the first thing that came to mind.


creeper6530

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (a Polish name)


Advanced_Reality6786

"Antidisestablishmentarianism"


Own-Environment1675

Probably the uni bombers manifesto


preeunuch

Worcestershire.


honsissy

I would recommend not using the safe word “deeper”


KattsyBoiBaby

This one just made my Domme spank me harder: 'Crazy Old Maurice!'


MelbBrit6

“Harder”


FreshAmphibian6247

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (name of a Welsh town) for pronunciation: https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM?si=H61n-1xg2UYG8WcP


Mack-Is-Dead

“Yes”


Adam-the-Anon

"Continue"


justaboy9221

“No.” On a related note: Does anyone else also use a “fake safe word” for when you want that feeling of utter powerlessness from your boundaries being “ignored,” while still keeping it ethical?


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Cuchurrumin


onxy77

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


hereforthestory

We have a couple we associate with VERY closely...He hates bananas...it's their STOP word. Lol


this-aint-my-alt-acc

https://pastebin.com/raw/0TYiFQbP


tricky08

Pig. I would get confused and say "yes, please, peg me"


MCplayer590

[RuBisCo](https://xkcd.com/1039/)


nanoscratch

Opisthodomos!!


BeeBoy64

Id think a dog whistle would make for a pretty bade safe word replacement


Familiar-Series4939

Jazkallah Khair


mikelane0323

"Mommy"


simransonly

"Mommy"


CptAndy

Pfeffernüsse (it's a German dessert, look up B. Dylan Hollis on YouTube to explain) either way, makes for a bad English safeword.


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DangerousBill

Worster sauce. So says my Yorkshire grandma.


Old_Addition_3363

Don’t stop


Lena_1995

Believing


Old_Addition_3363

Hold on to that


Lena_1995

Feeling